I dunno why i feel so sleepy all of a sudden...zzzz....maybe its becos i'm doing nothing....anyway tis the last day of the boring like shit, suay like spider, stinks like the pua hum, disgusting like the A-hole, boh idea yr 2002. Wats ur wish for yr 2003? My wish use to be able to slim down, but after all these yrs, this wish seems to be too much to ask for. So this yr, i wish for something different. All i wish for yr 2003 is to be able to fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee once again~ So wats your fucking new yr wish? Ah.....dont really care a fuck oso...not like i can fulfill ur wish even if i know....zzzz...i'm still sleepy...oh ya....Happy Fucking New Year to u peeps out there....enjoy the fuck for those couples and enjoy the loneliness for those single. Dont pretend lar....u wanna get a new year fuck too rite? Ya me too...why not? A fuck on new year eve is much much more economic than spending $$ outside and getting squeeze till u go crazy. Ya rite...like i care.....Zzz....this is one boring new year eve.....

Suddenly i feel like writing a song....not an original but altered to suit my current state....its call "I Remember Liew" by "Skid On The Road". Here how it goes...

I Remember Liew

Woke up hear the sound of pouring rain,
The wind would whisper and i go "Hong Gan" Liew.
All the tears i cry when i saw the rain,
Just when i dreaded u, u came thru....
I get the picture as the days gone by,
He must be blind when he knock into me.
I try to steer left to avoid his bite,
But dunno why he still wanna ngeh ngeh lai,
I try to siam but he still ngeh ngeh lai~

Remember that suay siao day, Taking the inside lane,
Kanna knock i very pain, I remember liew~
Throughout those painful nights, through all those endless pain,
I'm gonna make you pay, I remember liew...woh...oh...

I spend my summer on the bed, rolling around,
Wished ever after i wont be like this.
You buang me leow u gone without a sound,
I said i'd given my life for just some peace,
I'd live for this time, and die another day~

Remember that suay siao day, Taking the inside lane,
Kanna knock i very pain, I remember liew~
Throughout those painful nights, through all those endless pain,
I'm gonna make you pay, I remember liew....woh oh~

I had a share of hard time,
But thats the price i've to pay,
And through it all i've kept the promise that i made,
I swear i'll never let u be easy.....

Woke up hear the sound of pouring rain,
Washed away my dream come true,
But nothing else can take my dream away,
For I'll always be finding ways to get out,
Oh my ciggies, I LOVE YOU~!!!

Remember that suay siao day, Taking the inside lane,
Kanna knock i very pain, I remember liew~
Throughout those painful nights, through all those endless pain,
I'm gonna make you pay, I remember liew....

Remember that suay siao day, Taking the inside lane,
Kanna knock i very pain, I remember liew~
Throughout those painful nights, through all those endless pain,
I'm gonna make you pay, I remember....
I remember liew.....woh....oh...oh...yeah...

Ok...it actually took me 2 days before i'm actually free. Not really busy yesterday, just lazy to type and write and think of my pathetic life. Anyways, today is my ex's Bday and i would like to wish her a very very very Happy Birthday and many more to come :"). So here's part two of my xmas eve celebration....somehow i dont feel that excited already about wat happen that nite but nevertheless, its still an enjoyable nite out to Changi Village and where my Lead Guitarlele roams every single nite with Bassotasmania. Had 1 1/2 chicken wing in Changi Village and 1 kopi tarek. Lotsa Changi kids celebrating there, and of cos with alot of "flick the soil". Not alot of Heshe spotted, guess they've been picked up by some pervertic uncle and are now hiding in the bushes, singing 'karaoke' with that much mutated microphone which is made up of mainly muscle tissues. Only a few "chicks" left standing by the roadside and i suppose those are the leftovers, similar to those dishes left on my table when we cant finish wat my mom cooked for us. Its being dump away, or my bro will pack it and feed it to the dogs at his working place the following day. They share the same fate. After i finished my 1 1/2 chicken wing, its already 1:23:25am and my mom starts to worry for me and called. Me, being a mama boy, had to head home then. But before we head towards that wish-it-never-end road towards hometown, we went to the place where both my good friend camp almost 7 days a week. Lets call it "Wu Yan De Meng Huan", which simply means "The Speechless Dreamy". Its just there, speechless and waiting for pple to get there and get dreamy without doing much. I can imagine how both of my friends gets dreamy everynite, fagging the 6-7 sticks away and sipping thru their kopi tarek. Its an enjoyment for those who long to getaway, but too busy to really getaway. After that, to my much unwillingness, i had to head back home cos time is ticking away and i need to keep my track record good cos i want another nite like this a week after, which is, the New Year Eve nite. So i reach home 2am and its the latest nite i've reach home ever since i was left crippled by that damn fooking puki kepala butoh pua hum "flick the soil" taxi driver. So thats the end of my adventure on Xmas Eve. Till then...

It has been a wonderful wonderful Christmas this year....though i wasnt exactly hugging and kissing and having tits rub against me. Yeah, it seems to be another normal Christmas for me but it not exactly so. Yeah, i was at Dong Gan Kuai Le Di once again but the atmosphere is totally different from normal days. There were fireworks and smoke and all kinds of crap and it surely feels like a derby match between Inter Milan and AC Milan at San Siro. Its the usual two, me and Lead Guitarlele plus another Guitarlele...yeah...Mister Jimi Inspired but now Sinatra dude~ Oink Oink is an awesome tool for the 3 brothers with answer! Hahaha....am gonna get battery operated Oink Oink Amp for everyone of us yeah! Anyway we did a few catchy old skool song and a few punk rock songs. Not too bad, except its not done properly...but who cares?!? Hahaha....the bottom line is....SHIOK CAN LEOW~!! Shall continue part two when i'm free..hehe....

Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year to everybody!!!!!!! I hope 2003 will be much much much better than 2002 for everyone out there!!!!!! Peace, love, joy and unity!!!!

Thought of writing a poem, of what would have happened. Can't think of anything, in this early morning. The mind's cloaked, the eyes soaked. Think I'll just stop, before my spine broke.

I dont know why, but i just cant stand gals using all the hokkien vulgarities on me. Wat they wanna prove? They can curse and swear like the guys do? That i'll look up to them next time? That i'll know they're pissed? WHO GIVES A FUCK WHETHER U PISSED OR NOT? U THINK I FUCKING CARE? U BETTER FUCKING THINK AGAIN AND FUCKING THINK IT PROPERLY U FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

I accidentally watch this movie in Star Movie Channel. Why accidentally leh? Cos the remote control was on the bed and i accidentally sat on it, which miraculously turns on the tv. Anyway i dunno the name of this movie, its about this young talented pianist, Claire, who doesnt seems to be wanting wat she wants. She missed out audition for some shit (which i dunno wat) just becos she went over to friend's place to drink and smoke ganja the nite before. Then her mentor, lets call him George, was a very nice guy who sets up another audition for her, which she missed again cos just at the moment she steps into the audition room, she saw her ex beau frenching a gal right infront of her. She went hysterical and ran away. I sorta figure out its those crappy same old "teen's problematic and chaotic life", so i went on to switch between channels. Watched the match between Real Madrid and All Star. Frankly speaking i wont call that Real Madrid Vs All Star, more like a backyard soccer match with a few not-so-great-but-well-known soccer players. Watch abit of Myanmar Vs Laos match and they are pathetic to watch as well. So i switch back to that Star Movie Channel again and this time its quite hilarious. It was a marriage reception between Billy and Margaret and pple are pouring into this little house. And later it turn out that Billy abd George were gaying one another back then. So they went into one room and tok about hows life blah blah...then u know...those quiet moments only lead to one thing, kissing(even between gays). Just when they were about to kiss, Billy's fiance barged in! The rest is history. Then one of Claire's friend dope the mushroom and Claire's folks became so high that they stare at tables and climb around blah blah all that crap. Its really farnie lar....i can hardly express out in words. Hahaha...anyway towards the end George told Claire something about "If you dim your lights for others to shine, the whole world just gets darker." Dont really know wat he mean but lets interprete it in this way; If you try to hide your talents so that others look outstanding, nobody will ever know of the great great things you can accomplished. Not to show off, but set examples to others wat u can achieve, if u set ur minds to. Impressive huh? Think about it....

I'm pretty stone while i'm typing this so pls bear with me if there's typos. Watched the match between Bolton and Leeds last nite till 6 in the morning...then woke up 11am to puff before mom return. Didnt went back to bed which i should have...maybe awhile later. Tonite i'll be performing at Seletar Reservoir, aka the Riverside, with Lead Guitarlele~~ 95% tickets have been sold so if u wanna come catch me sing, do gimme a call cos i've got some complimentary tickets with me. Its a free standing concert by the Riverside (use abit of imagination) but body surfing is strictly prohibited. I dont wanna get fined by something not done by me. If u cant catch me live in action, u can tune in to WKRZ 91.3 at 2030 hrs (subject to change, depending on the traffic and the number of traffic lights Lead Guitarlele kanna diao) to hear me live from the Riverside. I'll be screaming on the top of mah lungs so that pple from Orchid Country Club playing golf in the driving range can hear me as well. I'll start the concert with mah own version of REM hit 'Losing My Religion', which i call mine 'Having Constipation', follow by a not so fast "rapping of my concaine tongue", 'Clint Eastlog' by Gorillaz. We will most likely end the nite with a final finale of the new version of Skid Row's 'I Remember You', which i call mine 'I Remember Liew'. Those who were in mah channel last nite should catch a glimpse of the newly tailored made lyrics(for me, myself and i) i wrote for this concert. So stay tune folks! By the way, if it should rain, we'll have an alternative. Location will change to somewhere under the concrete shitholes, the place where mat yoyos hang out, and i'll have to use the name Najib Pierre Bin Osama to address to my beloved fans. The location might change, the name might change, the hairstyle might change, the guitar used might change, the type of ammos might change, the method of travelling around might change, BUT THE SPIRIT AND ATTITUDE TOWARDS MUSIC NEVER CHANGE!!! Alrite...i'll eat some bird nest now so mah lungs will be taken care of since i i'll be fully utilising them tonite. YEAH BAYBEHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its Tuesday. Wat's installed fer me today? Izzit gonna be yet another day spent infront of my laptop? I dont wanna think man, since some pple said life is predestined and wat's gonna happen, will happen. My friend just called and ask me if i wanna go eat wind with him. He some sort of sales cum delivery man and he drives a van touring the island all day long. Great.....it started raining the moment he puts down the phone. :"( Raining = cannot go out. Lets hope this rain subsides before he reaches here..around 1230 hrs, or it will mean another boring, sickening, uninspiring, zzzing stuck at home day.
I came up with a joke all by mahself and i told it to a girl friend of mine last nite. The joke goes like this, "Qns: Wat does a virgin and a luohan fish have in common? Ans: They are both dead fish on the bed.". She seems to be quite irritated by me for telling her this joke. I don't know why. Maybe i'm not being sensitive enuff or she's being too sensitive. Its only a joke and i didnt mean to mock anybody out of it. Next time i'll think twice before i crack this kinda silly jokes to anybody who have the potential of being a victim to my so call jokes. I know i'm corny at times...most probably all the time, but dont tell me u rather be stern and serious when u're engaging a casual chat? I'm not Anthony Robbins or Bill Clinton who earns millions, even billions, by just toking crap to the so call "Believers". I earn nothing toking crap to u so if u think i'm nothing but crap, u can jolly well go tok to someone else who preaches all the time. Spare me k?
Yeah..my mom's back with a packet of coffee~~ I'm not really addicted to coffee but it sure lighten up mah day when i have one. Ever had 5-6 cups over a period of 3 hrs in coffeeshop with friends? lets tok later.....chow curly coming leow.,.

Alrite, The Gunners lost fullstop. I lost $30 on them fullstop. English Premier League zzzz fullstop. Lets just not tok about it anymore ok? Good. I had a 3 hours nap just now and i haven't been doing that very often. Just that Sunday are too sian to be awake anyway. Woke up around 8pm and had mee goreng for dinner. Not too bad, after adding some ketchup to it....Then its back to facing my laptop again. Anyway there's this Snubs Award 2002 going on channel 8 now, even at the time i'm typing this blog. "And the Special Achievement Award goes to.....Ah..Tan~~!" Yes...this yr Ah Tan got this award...last yr was Ah Huang's i think...cant rem much. Anyway this award's only for those very lao jiao actors and actresses. Ah Tan should have gotten this many many yrs ago...i wonder how come he only got it this yr? Those who got this award before him were like so much junior than Ah Tan....i think i'll continue this next time...messages starts to pour in leow....
Ok i'm back. The Snubs Award has just ended. This yrs best male actor goes to Ah Bao the ex SAF driver and the best actress award goes to Ke Lian the ah da ah da that makes gao deng guey. I didnt catch this so call "Awards" every year but i think this is the first yr a kid won an award...right? So wat do u think of this? A kid winning the not so glamourous award when he's still too young to know wat this award thing is all about. Will he be thinking of making it big off the silver screen and forsake his studies? You know...that same old shit.....going to a good sec sch, get into jc after ur o's, then ns....then nus or ntu or oversea....then get a good job blah blah blah. Or he can just continue making soap operas and movies and hit it big since he oledi succeeded the first step. He can just be another Lee Nan Singh or Lee Guo ai li Huang loh who does not have much qualifications under their sleeves. I hope his parents are sensible enuff to think for him.....

Tonight's the nite baybehhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~ YES! The Red Devils Vs The Gunners~~~~!! Will the Red Devils turn the guns of The Gunners into scrap metal? Or izzit gonna be The Gunners blowing the shit outta the Red Devils? No one knows now...but in another few hours, the truth will be reveal~~ I'm betting all mah belongings on The Gunners this time though they r the arch rival of the team i support. Simple, i dont think the defense of manure can withstand the firepower of arsenal....not now. Anyway, arses are known to be the place of origin of manure rite? Rite? Rite....hehe....So tonite i wont be going anywhere i suppose...its an early kick off, 2015 hrs. Will be glued to this piece of junk infront of the television. Dunno why pple always say that soccer is a man's thing. Not entirely true....more and more gals are into soccer nowadays...just look at the queues in Singapore Turf Club and u will noticed the numbers of gals inbetween..heh...And for those guys who dont watch soccer....fear not....for u r not guniangish...its just that....ur interest does not surround something that is spherical...but something hemispherical and they r just right beside one another....if u know wat i mean. So everybody got their own interest, simple as that. Some plant coconut trees infront of their attap house when their wife give birth to a boy; Some love to run around and hide behind coconut tree; Some love to jump up the coconut trees and play with swords, darts, sticks, etc; Some, with a numerical name, cant stop banging into coconut trees, showing that they can survive after crashes like tat. Its all nonsensical no doubt, but its still things pple enjoy doing.
I had a feast last nite, chewing and chomping down various parts of someone pets. Oh dont get me wrong....this pet is confirm edible..just that some refuses to eat them since they r the pet of someone respectable to them. I cant believe the amount of food on the table....The 3 of us must be the new age prodigal of the new millennium...heh. After that its coffee with 3 unexpected guests again. Oh...when i dont get to see someone that often, i'll classify them as unexpected guest. Its real good to be still keeping in touch with the pple u know over internet 7-8 yrs ago. "God bless the Internet~~!!!"....someone shouted that in 'American Pie' and i totally agrees with him hahhaha...

"Tis the seasons to be jolly~~ fwah la la la la la la la la la~~".... Or izzit "Tis the seasons to be mellow puiz puiz puiz puiz puiz puiz"? "How to enjoy a holiday when u're on a wheelchair?" is the thing i would like to touch on today. Lets see...iIve been thru a few holidays on wheelchair already but none is comparable to this coming one. Ya..its Christmas alritey~~ The time to give and share~~ How to give and share when u're on a wheelchair damnit~~!!!! Ok ok..u can give and share on a wheelchair but u certainly cant enjoy the holiday on one. No way man~~ Its the squeezing around that fun man! You get to rub breasts, shoulders, arms, etc etc...with the gals of cos...but u cant do that when u're on a wheelchair~~ You simply cant man! So there...all u can do is sit there and see other pple rub, then u get so excited about everything and hope that u can wank down there right away and jerk off in fashion~~ Well well....would most certainly avoid crowded places like i've always do when on this piece of junk. So no rubbing against tits and such...wat can u do next? Same old shit lor wat else.....go coffeeshop lim kopi and smoke the nite away...nothing special about Xmas except its squeezing, squeezing and more squeezing, like wat i did for the past few yrs. In yr 1998 i was squeezing in Madamwong. In yr 1999 i didnt squeeze in any place, was at a friend's house playing mahjong. In yr 2000 i was squeezing in the middle of Orchard Road, with banglas! In yr 2001, i was squeezing in Orchard Road again...except that its in my shop selling drinks to those foolish pple. We open till 3am tat nite. Anyway yr 2002 i dont think i'll be squeezing again....would most likely will be in a friend's place playing Santa Claus. "Why Santa Claus?" some might have asked. Well, who would be a much better Santa than me right? I'm fat, my cheeks are swollen, i 'ho ho ho' like granpa, all i could do is to sit around and play with the kids. There couldnt be a much better choice than me...ho ho ho~~ I've never played Santa in all mah life...i hope i wont make a bad one this coming Xmas...ho ho ho~~ Ok...i'm practising already...wat the fish.....so who's getting the presents? Not me right? How the hell am i gonna do mah Christmas shopping? Dont be crazy...no way i'm going to the malls..it'd be impossible to move! Singaporeans dont have a heart for the handicap..they never ever give way to one...now tok about give and share...puiz!

This is slowly becoming an one week event. Yes, i mean blogging is getting so seldom nowadays cos i'm running out of interesting things to type. Or maybe interesting things aint happening around me. Everyday is the same old shit ; Wake up, on the computer, tok some crap to pple i know and dunno, burn some CD, play some final fantasy, win and lose some money, making my friend livi angry with me, etc etc. Not that i'm looking for some kinky wheelchair sex or wat, but at least something different from all these routine nonsense. Anyway i spent my bday at sembawang park last saturday. Didnt expect to have pple remembering it if not for my icq. Its a straight give away, cos this dumb shit icq kept reminding pple about mah bday 2 days before the actual day. So there we go, plenty of "happy birthday" came flewing in from all over the place. Anyway i was only planning to have a quite bday spent in the coffeeshop, discussing with my punter friend who to buy etc etc. Then in the nite have a tok cock sing song session at seletar reservoir. Thats all i have in mind man. It went on quite the same as i planned, betting soccer in the afternoon with Mister Pro Punter Nate. The nite was kinda different, with the introduction of 2 very unexpected friend. Yeah...hardly see them on saturday nite as they belongs to the party animal catogery...well maybe not really party animal lar....maybe they've only got saturday to play thats why they rarely show up on saturday nite, men with commitments i call em. Nevertheless, i was reall glad tat at least some still think my bday was a big "matter" until they can forsake their commitments to celebrate with me. Fancy having presents at the age of 28 wahahahha~~ I've got an electronic guitar tuner, courtesy of Chris the Lead Guitarlele, and a kit model of a Suzuki DRZ from Colin the Banana Ranger. Not forgetting the BBQ chicken wings from Nate the Pro Punter and Satays cum drinks from Timothy the MRT and Puss the PussyHead. Thanx guys fer everything~~! So there we go...an unforgettable 28th bday, spent on a wheelchair wahahahaha...Yesterday got a bday card from my ex gf with my picture in the card. I wonder wat does that mean? Does it mean 'i never ever wanna see you again' or wat? But the contents were kinda cheeky to mean that...beats me....its hard to guess wat some gals are thinking sometimes. I wish i could read their minds....