30 July 2004

Nice song by Jet and how I wish I can share it with u here....

Look What You've Done - Jet
 
Take my photo off the wall
If it just won't sing for you
'Cause all that's left has gone away
And there's nothing there for you to prove

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems likes such fun
Until you lose what you had won

Give me back my point of view
'Cause I just can't think for you
I can hardly hear you say
What should I do, well you choose

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems likes such fun
Until you lose what you had won

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
A fool of everyone
A fool of everyone

Take my photo off the wall
If it just won't sing for you
'Cause all that's left has gone away
And there's nothing there for you to do

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems likes such fun
Until you lose what you had won

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
A fool of everyone
A fool of everyone
Wise man said....only fools rush in......but I can't help....wacking you silly you son of a motherless goat!



28 July 2004

Life is so fulla surprises. When you thought things can't go any worse, it turned out to be really catastrophic. Why is it so? Maybe we're being too hopeful or too optimistic, thinking things will turn out real fine. Expect the unexpected and get prepared fer unprepared. Fuck type life always have unexpected situations to deal with, I'm getting so freaking shack for having to prepare things like this to happen. Oh tian ah~ Why must I go thru such thing at this moment? I guess I'll just take it easy and let things go the way it should be.

Was toking to someone about drugs. She told me its really damn shiok and she doubt she will ever be as happy as she is in real life. Everybody know the truth about drugs, you still have to come back to reality once the effect wears off. Then you would wanna try again to get that feeling back and thats how one turn into a junkie. What is your definition of a wonderful place? A place where you're constantly happy and ecstatic? Its been real long since I've had that ecstatic feeling. Everything seems so calm and peaceful and composed around me now. How does it feels like to be ecstatic? Such a strange term to me now...I'm so so so so so so soooooo erm....relaxed? Maybe its just monotonous, no expressions of any kind or just plain ZzzZzz....

25 July 2004

Was talking to da sao this afternoon and she told me about this kid name Zeng Da Li from some gameshow, and this reminds me about a pic Nate sent me. This pic was taken by his angmor friend who knows nothing about chinese...and what a funny pic it turn out to be....

chorichori2         

None of this were made up...I believe some of you had seen this pic somewhere in my blog previously but wat the heck, its always good to have another good laugh all over again ya? hurhur....

24 July 2004

Enjoy....hurhur...

[20:48] anyone> there is this place i always go to eat then there got one auntie fucking chio
[20:49] shimmer`> izzit..still slim slim ah
[20:49] anyone> ya
[20:49] anyone> slim slim then the skin smooth smooth
[20:49] anyone> then pretty somemore
[20:49] shimmer`> ya..sum aunties still quite chio
[20:49] anyone> then show half ball all the time
[20:49] anyone> think coming to 40 leow
[20:49] anyone> wah laoz she damn chio 
[20:49] shimmer`> wah..but ok la 40 ar buey wrinkled
[20:49] anyone> wont lose to those 20+ gals
[20:49] shimmer`> lol...

[20:50] anyone> next time i take pic leow i show u
[20:50] anyone> napshot currypok
[20:50] shimmer`> sure..she sell drinks one ah
[20:50] anyone> always go see half ball
[20:50] anyone> ya
[20:50] shimmer`> whahaha
[20:50] anyone> help pour beer one
[20:50] shimmer`> den those uncles mus b gaga over her
[20:50] anyone> that place quite packed
[20:50] shimmer`> oh pour beer mus bend abit
[20:50] anyone> ya lor!
[20:50] anyone> goodness
[20:50] anyone> nose always wanna bleed
[20:50] shimmer`> whahaha drrooling
[20:51] anyone> wanna throw bottle cap inside
[20:51] anyone> then k k say, "sorry sorry..i help u take out"
[20:51] shimmer`> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[20:51] anyone> hehhehe



23 July 2004

I love to disturb people hahahahahaha....

The Big Mixed-Up

[16:45] anyone> bui eh bui liu liu, zay bei kee hok chiu, hok chiu bey dit ker, bui eh zoh ong dey, ong dey jiak bey lio, bui eh see kiao kiao~
 
[16:45] Bui^Soh> anyone wats dat??
 
[16:45] anyone> its a poem writting by li bai
 
[16:46] Bui^Soh> anyone sure bo? li bai got write tis poem meh??
 
[16:46] wo_wo> huh?
 
[16:46] anyone> ya
 
[16:46] anyone> li bai wrote this poem before he plunged into the sea
 
[16:46] anyone> then pple start throwing bachang in to the sea for him to eat when he is hungry
 
[16:46] Bui^Soh> tat is qu yuan la you anyhow pom one
 
[16:47] anyone> qu yuan is the one who ate the immortality pill and flew to the moon
 
[16:47] Bui^Soh> wah lao eh...tat is chang er!!
 
[16:47] anyone> no la...chang er is the one who go fishing without using bait..
 
[16:47] Bui^Soh> ...........tat is jiang tai gong...duh
 
[16:48] anyone> jiang tai gong is the one selling suckling pig at tiong bahru market....
 
[16:48] Bui^Soh> ...................stupid...

20 July 2004

Its getting harder and harder to control the emotions I have in me. Its more eruptive than Honolulu's volcanoes and it'll just go off anytime. Could it be the boredom level I can handle is lowered? Could it be the amount of nonsense I can take from people is at its mininum? Could it be the faith I have in humanity is no longer there? Why everybody is making promises like farting and breaking it as often as blinking? So many questions left unanswered, so many answers left unquestioned. "That's life..", someone said..and if life's like that, how to know if your life is really appearing to be what it is? Do you know?

17 July 2004

I almost forgot why I hate staying at home during weekends if not for today. Its been weeks since I spent my last saturday at home. Now everything is coming back to haunt me~ Yes!! Its that lack of space given at home during weekends that made me detest, yes DETEST! staying at home during weekends. My siblings are ALL home on a saturdat picture that. I wont expect everyone of them to go out all at the same time but ALL at home seems a little DUH! I guess I didn't try hard enough to get out of the house today, thinking that at least one or two of them wont be home till midnight. I AM SO FUCKING WRONG!! ALL OF THEM ARE AT HOME!!! I CANT WATCH THE 9 BALL WORLD POOL CHAMPIONSHIP BECAUSE EVERYONE OF THEM IS HOME!!!! AND I'VE GOT NO PLACE TO WATCH IT COS THEY ARE WATCHING SOME DUMB SHOW ON CHANNEL 55 THAT DUMBFUCK HONGKONG MOTHERFUCKING DRAMA CHANNEL!!!! I SWEAR TO MYSELF I WILL NEVER EVER TAKE SATURDAYS FER GRANTED AND STAY IN THIS PACKED CAN OF SARDINE EVER AGAIN!!! NEVER AGAIN!!!! KNN....

16 July 2004

Please get a grip Lloyd, please get a grip. Life is wonderful with or without the things you wanted so badly. So please get a grip Lloyd, please get a grip. Thank you. Xie xie wo chi bao le.
 
New blogger input format again. Blogger seems to get better and better each day...could it be Magneto funding them? Nevertheless I'm still impressed with the improvements they made. Now lemme try this "upload image" feature and see how it work....
 
 -Period-
 
Ok, this upload image option is practically useless unless you a ftp server....fucked up leh...fuck it...time to watch 9 ball championship on teebee. Oh ya, this mark the first day of my "Quit Buying But No Quit Smoking" campaigne. Please be more supportive and offer me a few sticks next time you see me. Hoon kee's prices is fluctuating so much these days....fucked up...

12 July 2004

carrotpie is my buddy's chick and she often refer him as my 'dear'. We were discussing about KTV and this was how the conversation went...

[21:06] anyone> fri we go daytime one
[21:06] anyone> swee
[21:06] anyone> but we go which one?
[21:06] anyone> suntec ar?
[21:07] carrotpie> can....who else going?
[21:07] anyone> dunno leh
[21:07] carrotpie> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[21:07] carrotpie> i thot francis going?
[21:07] anyone> who else take leave one?
[21:07] anyone> he zoon one boh
[21:07] carrotpie> francis n cloris
[21:07] anyone> must confirm
[21:08] anyone> is my dear going too?
[21:08] carrotpie> which one?
[21:08] carrotpie> male or female one?
[21:08] anyone> no such thing as male dear
[21:09] anyone> becos "doh a dear a female dear, ray a drop of golden sun.."
[21:09] anyone> so dears are all female one
[21:09] carrotpie> hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Here's another post to show how I irritate people when I'm bored...

[20:39] miaka> hi anyone coffee in town?
[20:40] anyone> sure
[20:40] miaka> i now in orchard
[20:40] miaka> call me 6100xxxx
[20:40] anyone> ok
[20:41] miaka> u drive?
[20:41] anyone> ya
[20:41] miaka> wht u drive?
[20:41] anyone> my mom
[20:41] anyone> i drive her up the wall at times
[20:43] miaka> what time to meet la
[20:44] anyone> meet where?
[20:44] miaka> u drink coffee or beer
[20:44] anyone> i drink coffee
[20:45] miaka> any time
[20:45] anyone> do wat?
[20:47] miaka> call me la
[20:47] anyone> ok
[20:47] anyone> i call u
[20:47] anyone> number please
[20:47] miaka> 6100xxxx
[20:47] anyone> ok..who do i ask fer?
[20:48] miaka> miaka will do
[20:48] anyone> ok
[20:49] miaka> coffee anyone serious?
[20:49] anyone> i am serious
[20:49] anyone> ok
[20:49] anyone> coffee at where?
[20:50] miaka> arab st or bean cafe at selegie
[20:50] anyone> ok
[20:50] anyone> wat time?
[20:50] miaka> 30-45min
[20:50] anyone> but do wat?
[20:50] miaka> can?
[20:51] anyone> can
[20:51] anyone> but u have to tell me do wat first
[20:53] miaka> drink coffee at arab st or bean cafe at selegie
[20:53] anyone> ok miaka
[20:53] anyone> wat time miaka
[20:53] miaka> 2130
[20:56] anyone> so how miaka..go where?
[20:57] miaka> arab st lor
[20:57] miaka> u not serious ma
[20:58] anyone> ok we go arab street
[20:58] anyone> do wat?
[20:59] miaka> chat
[20:59] anyone> chat must go till arab street?
-period-
[21:21] miaka> anyone to chat or meet?
[21:21] anyone> hi miaka
[21:21] anyone> i can meet
[21:21] miaka> u not serious la
[21:21] anyone> where u wanna meet
[21:21] anyone> i am dead serious
[21:21] miaka> u always tease pple
[21:22] anyone> hey i never seen u around before
[21:22] anyone> is this ur first time here miaka?
[21:22] miaka> yes
[21:22] miaka> y?
[21:22] miaka> no second
[21:22] anyone> then how the fug u know i ALWAYS tease pple
[21:22] anyone> u only here twice
[21:25] anyone> please tell me meet where miaka
[21:25] miaka> call me
[21:25] anyone> ok miaka
[21:25] miaka> then we fix it
[21:25] anyone> wat number?
[21:25] anyone> sure miaka
[21:25] anyone> number please
[21:26] miaka> 6100xxxx
[21:26] miaka> i aready left twice my no.
[21:26] anyone> did u?
[21:26] anyone> ok miaka
[21:26] miaka> yes pal
[21:26] anyone> who do i ask fer?
[21:27] miaka> miaka la
[21:30] anyone> ok
[21:30] anyone> gimme ur numbers then miaka
[21:31] miaka> 6100xxxx
[21:31] miaka> u waste time la
[21:32] anyone> no i am not miaka
[21:32] anyone> i am serious
[21:33] anyone> so can u please tell me your name miaka?
[21:33] anyone> so i know i wont call the wrong person?
[21:34] miaka> ben
[21:34] anyone> ok ben
[21:34] anyone> call u for wat?
[21:35] miaka> if u want just call.... bye
[21:35] ^MaLO^> miaka angry?
[21:35] miaka> yes super!!!!!
[21:35] anyone> ok miaka
[21:35] ^MaLO^> why so?
[21:36] miaka> i got to go by 10pm
[21:36] ^MaLO^> so you meeting anyone?
[21:36] miaka> want to join
[21:37] anyone> ya
[21:37] anyone> i am meeting him
[21:37] anyone> but he has to tell me where
[21:37] ^MaLO^> yalor...tell lah
[21:37] miaka> bean cafe
[21:41] anyone> where is bean cafe?
[21:41] miaka> selegie
[21:41] anyone> go there do wat?
[21:41] miaka> fuck you anyone u r wasting my time
[21:41] anyone> ok where u want?
[21:42] *** Quits: miaka (Quit (waste my fucking time))


Hope you think its funny becos I wanna stop writing about depressing/angry/nostalgic/annoying stuffs hurhur...

08 July 2004

Something funny if you know how rice dumpling came about....

[20:50] anyone> qu yuan ate the ba zhang and jump into the river
[20:51] anyone> becos the ba zhang damn pai jiak
[20:51] fatbug> he didnt eat the ba zhang
[20:51] RomZ> Hey buggy :P
[20:51] anyone> yes he did
[20:51] fatbug> he jump then ppl throw bah zhang into the river so he wont be hungry
[20:51] anyone> hahahahaahahahaha
[20:51] fatbug> something like tt
[20:51] anyone> ahahahhaahhahhahaha
[20:51] fatbug> so he wont be a hungry ghost
[20:51] RomZ> Yeah the bah chang keeps him aloat
[20:51] UniFieD> ah bug~
[20:51] anyone> haahahahahahhaahaa
[20:51] anyone> UniFieD
[20:51] anyone> u saw that
[20:51] UniFieD> ya~
[20:52] UniFieD> I HEARD ABT this story b4~
[20:52] RomZ> But what is he going to drink?
[20:52] anyone> he drink sake i think
[20:52] fatbug> really !!!
[20:52] RomZ> HAHAHAH
[20:52] UniFieD> another version is that they dun wan the fish to eat his body~
[20:53] UniFieD> but fish no hands~ how to open the ba zhang leaf?~
[20:53] RomZ> har?
[20:53] fatbug> ok u got a point there
[20:53] anyone> fatbug u serious boh got a point??!?!?! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaa!!!

04 July 2004

A Man's Agony

In the midst of preparing for my impending marriage with all the trappings of the customary wedding dinner and such (ROM done in 2000, coz she think it's a good start to the new century) , I cannot help but to feel that women are pretty much useless except for giving birth to babies and sex;
Housework and cooking were what they USED to be good for but the "modern" women can't cook and clean, and these 2 skills are all picked up by us guys who went through NS (the ones who stay-in, not the clerks) through area cleaning, washing of uniform when cannot book out and cooking what we can when out-field.

Yes, I agree that nowadays men seems to be more hardworking in terms of cleanliness, they are more willing to clean up the house, do the mopping, washing of dishes…etc. this is not an understatement, although I do not except three dish and a soup after her work but I wish she can just be that little more diligent in keeping the house cleaner. Talking about that, her hair dropping is another never-ending issue. A black strand is always an eye sore on the white ceramic tile. Complain to her, all you get is "Ok lor, tomorrow I go cut short lor…"

My family and I have gone through all the trouble to find the place, book the date, arrange for the gifts, arrange for this and that and what does my wife-to-be do? Quit her job and just rest for the "big day". It doesn't help that she is about 1.5 months pregant and is uncertain about whether she wants the baby or not.

Surprisingly, though she has the say in lots of things, she just seems cant make up the mind. Simple logic: Does not want to shoulder the blame. Well, it just happens. We pick the choice, turns out well, she will still have something to complain, if we screwed up; "See, I told you…….."

She would tell me she want the baby and then next hour, say dun want want to abort. She also says that i dun pamper her enough, i not understanding enough of what she going through. KNNBCCB! I gave up my PC games, my sunday "sports" day, wake up in the middle of the night to satisfy her food and drink cravings....and NExt day, still go back to work and feel like a f**king zombie but Bo Pian, coz if i dun want who gonna feed her and the baby?! and then she say, i spend too much time at work!

"Dear, Lisa's BF proposed with a solitaire……"
"I want to go holiday at least twice a year, don't want to wait till I old cannot walk or have baby then no time to go…."
"Can we get the steamer instead of the iron, like that easier to iron………"
So what's in common for the above??? Well, all needs money. It seems to them that we draw a fat paycheck with a never-ending income. So high salary comes wit hard work, long hours, irregular time, does any women ever learn to appreciate this fact??? We toil at work to provide for the family and it is such a blessing that if our income is enough and they can stay at home, or even they get to keep their own pay. Well, anyone appreciates that??? Come on, we ain't no saints, we drag ourselves to work for the miserable pay and by the time we are home, we have to do our part in the household chores. What else more do you want??? I don't spent enough time with you, I neglect you. Please be more understanding, there are only 24 hours a day, no more no less and they wont stop for you. By the time, all these are done; we're deadbeats like you. Talk about why no sex for three weeks, no time to communicate, why so cold to each other…….Sorry, if there is a choice, we wouldn't want it too. Again, we're humans afterall…….

Women claim that we as Man dun understand Women but do the Women understand us? Our needs, wants and desires? I often woner why we are the one who Must always understand women. Why can't THEY make the effort to understand us. After being married (ROM) for nearly 4 years, I feel that women are selfish, self centered and not very responisble and very immatured. They want it all. But are unwilling to sacrifice for it. They want equal rights, equal pay and benefits but ask them to do some stuff, they say "It's a Man's Job" WTF!

Women = Creatures who demand the equal rights and the benefits of the weaker sex

Men can give all they have to a woman - Time, Money, GIfts, "Love", Understanding and even, Great Sex but in the end of the day, they would always feel that it isn't enough. I'm really getting very tired of it all. I doubt very much that I love my wife as much as when i married her but like what some of the brothers said, Marriage is more about Responsibility, Tolerance and Understanding more than anything else. Which MEN and not Women seem to have more of.

*sigh* In the end, i guess that being the more responsible and especially, Practical and SENSIBLE sex, us guys would just have to tolerate. as women just cannot seem to totally understand us and even more unfortuately, THEY DON'T WANT TO........ (knnb)


Taken from Sammyboy Forums


Look what have you done~ You are such a P.I.T.A(Pain In The Ass)~ And this article prove my point once again....most of the time there are no such things as can or cannot, its merely want or don't want. You don't want thats why you think you cannot you fugging morons!

03 July 2004

Husband-Mart

A store called Husband-Mart, which sells husbands, had just opened where a woman can go to choose a husband from among many men.

Comprising 6 floors, the men were placed such that they increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends each floor. There was, however, a catch.


As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down, except to exit the building.

So this woman goes to Husband-Mart to look for a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?"

So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are Visitor No. 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at Husband-Mart and have a nice day.

-Courtesy of Lawrence


I think I'll stop when I reached the 3rd floor if there's a Wife-Mart. Life is not and never will be perfect so learn how to appreciate imperfection.