Know what I still hate to hear even till this date?

[14:19] fel_siCk> anyone
[14:19] anyone> ya
[14:19] fel_siCk> yr leg ok liao ma?
[14:20] anyone> fel_siCk i'm still on one crutch
[14:21] Ms_Piglet> is ur leg gonna heal?
[14:21] anyone> ya
[14:22] Ms_Piglet> it's been awhile
[14:22] anyone> oh
[14:22] anyone> oso not very long la
[14:23] anyone> around 94608000 seconds only..

I'm so fucking sick with people telling or asking me obvious things so I come up with silly things to reply them. Lemme show you some examples...

Example 1
Sometimes John see me at coffeeshop having my dinner, John will ask...
John:- "Hey! Having dinner?"
Then I'll answer :- "Oh..no lah...limpeh sitting here waiting for dumbfucks to come ask me if I'm having my dinner."

Example 2
Sometimes I'll see John at HMV and John will ask me this...
John:- "Hey! Buy CD ar??"
Then I'll answer :- "Oh..no lah...limpeh come here pick durian..u saw any?"

Example 3
Sometimes I get woken up at 4 in the morning by a phone call from John with something as stupid as this...
John :- "Sorry. Were you sleeping?"
Then I'll answer :- "Oh..dont be silly..limpeh was getting ready to go Chinese Garden catch butterfly."

Example 4
Sometimes I happen to see John at the cinema, John will ask stupid question like...
John :- "Hey, watch movie ar?"
Then I'll answer :- "Oh..no lah..I come here to take part in Sentosa Beach Volleyball Competition."

Why people like to ask or say the obvious things man~ Of cos I know its been awhile and of cos I know you realised its been awhile, so why the fuck must you strenghten your point by saying something we both ALREADY KNEW? We both know we are not dumb so please don't treat me like a dimwit or don't make me think you are dumber than my toes. Anyways.....

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR EVERY'FUCKING'ONE!!!!!! HAVE A GREAT YEAR AHEAD AND HOPE EVERYBODY GOT MANY HAPPY FUCKING RETURNS!!!!! FUCK 2004!!!!! FUCK YOU 2004 YOU ARE THE SUCKIEST YEAR IN THE NEW MILLENNIUM!!!!

Hi fuckers!!! I'm back with an ill behavior hahaha!!! I guess most of u knew what happened already. Yes, my frigging laptop went dead on 28th of Nov, just 2 days before my birthday!!! Mom accidentally spilled some water on the keyboard and the whole frigging laptop went bonkers, failed to even just boot up. But thanks to it, I finally got the desktop I've always wanted. It came free with 24 months contract with Maxonline 3000, which cost $72+ per month(I'm paying $60/mth now). The pc is pretty ok but I wouldnt count on that after 3 mths...its a freebie so anything could go wrong once the warranty(which last only 90 days) end. I'll update more again....tired like fuck..