23 May 2006

[13:13] Watch_M> actually we were frens chit chatting....nothing 'unplutonic'. Juz curious to what'ss she's doing now

[13:14] anyone> plutonic is wat?

[13:14] MedDrSg> anyone, i heard of the planet pluto though

[13:14] anyone> pluto is a planet meh? pluto not mickey mouse's dog ar?

[13:15] anyone> last time i go watch soccer at jalan besar stadium

[13:15] anyone> then the mat beside me kept shouting pluto pluto at the referee


[13:15] anyone> i tot the referee so lousy so the mat use pluto to scold him

[13:15] MedDrSg> anyone... that is butoh

[13:15] Zanna^ros> butoh is vulgarity la...

[13:15] anyone> oh...i see




*Note: Plutonic is actually platonic, mat is the layman term for malays and butoh is the malay term for penis.

16 May 2006

Wah...so long no blog hor? Of cos lar...lately oso not much happening going on. Election oledi over and people are making jokes out of it. Everyday hear people talk about Mr Brown's podcast until very 腻 oledi...


IRC oso nothing much going on, newspaper oso never talk about any silly thing for me to comment, 6.30 news oso bo report stupid people doing stupid things for me to 吐槽 so no blog to read lor. Everytime tok abt outing oso tok until i sian leow...got photos to edit oso dont feel like editing leow...even the air around me stopped moving. Everything seems to come to a standstill.


EPL oso finish leow...tomorrow Champions League final leow...nothing much to look forward to other than World Cup starting on 9th of June...therefore, still that same 4 words....ji sian yi xia~ 几"显"一下~


Suddenly feel like going to jamming studios and jam with my buddies man...miss those screaming/roaring/howling days....ROCK WILL NEVER DIE, BRUDDERS!! Peace out!!

04 May 2006

The Minority Report


Woke up 7.30 this morning and left home at 8, just to feel that freshness having kway chup early in the morning. Was quite worried that Mr Kway Chup man is still preparing but this worry was not founded hurhur...He's already busy serving customers and was quite surprised to see me this early.


Bought Straits Times to check out if there are any mobile phones on offer. There were none. No, not no offer but no mobile phone advertisements at all. Read about Ah Diang's saga and thought this man is ridiculous. Picture yourself having a stomache and you head to the toilet for a dump. When you are in the toilet, you realise your hands are dirty so you wash it. After washing your hands, you leave the toilet, forgetting the purpose of going to the toilet is to take a dump. Silly isn't it?


It's just my analogy of what Ah Diang did. He went to the Election Department to apply for an indian certificate but after filling his forms, he puts it in his bag without submitting. Why can't he just give it to the employees at the counter after filling in but puts it in his bag? Instead of submitting it, he went on to talk to the journalists. He then leave the premises, with the forms still safely in his bag. I reckon he is a lazy person, without the habit of packing his bag else he would've realise he didn't submit his forms when he got home. Is it really a true adminstrative error on Ah Diang's side?


To err is human. To forgive, divine. Right. We should just forgive him if its really an error. My question is, is it really an error? His chairman knew he is contesting for Aljunied GRC where they only need a Malay minority certificate and not an Indian minority certificate, so why is he applying for one? For fun ar? Can you trust a party that recruit kucheng kurak people or ask kucheng kurak people to do kucheng kurak things? Birds of a feather, flock together. 上梁不正下梁歪,下梁不正早晚拖垮整个结构。What I'm trying to say is, if you have a blacksheep in your organisation, he/she is gonna bring down the whole organisation someday. Look at what has happened to SDP, thanks to another Ah Diang.


Come on lar...if you want to hear second opinion or want someone to check on the government, find someone who is of better qualities and standards. Don't just pick the durian with the least worms among all the rotten durians. Unless you are so hard up to eat durian just because you WANT TO HAVE durians and not because GOOD DURIANS are available. And who knows, you might already be sitting in the middle of a D24 durian plantation.