02 July 2008

Limpeh: You say you don't have bolster right? Nah..here's a dolphin for you to cuddle to sleep at night..

Limbu: (Delighted) Thanks!!! So cute!!! Muacks!!!





2 days later....


Limbu: Eh..the dolphin you bought for me pai eh...


Limpeh: Huh? Is it? Nevermind, you pass it back to limpeh...Limpeh go and chow gan the shop attendant for selling me a pahlia dolphin...


Limbu: Orh...


Limpeh: But funny leh...limpeh check that time ok leh...bo pai leh...


Limbu: Got lar...it has a hole on top of its head...


Limpeh: ?!?!? THATS THE FREAKING BLOWHOLE LAR!!! ALL DOLPHINS HAVE BLOWHOLE ON THEIR HEAD LAR YOU NEH NEH POK!!!


Limbu: Oh...is it?


Limpeh: Ya lar!!! So if limpeh buy elephant for you, you also gonna tell limpeh, "baby, the elephant pai eh cos they sew its dick on its face leh..."?!?


Limbu: ......