15 April 2008

Yesterday was limpeh's first attempt to drive across the border. No, limpeh didnt just drive across the border and U-turn back. You think limpeh so bo liao like you ar? First time drive across the border and limpeh drove across the sea twice! Cheebye...it was damn siong can...limpeh woke up at 6am and left home at 630am, only to reach limpeh customer's place at 11.20am!!!!! Fucking cheebye..the place is on another island just beside KL. Just is an understatement actually, it only appear to be just beside KL on the MAP but the fucking drive took limpeh at least 45mins!! Then the lanjiao road full of potholes and gravel and everything that reminds limpeh the roads in Pulau Tekong. Then you know what? Limpeh's GPS indicated infront no more road leow...What the fuck rite!! No more road leow then how? Lan lan look at those lanjiao roadsigns for clue and finally found the place. Wah lan eh, limpeh think soon limpeh need to change springs leow. Went thru so many potholes at at least 70kmh...so limpeh think it is necessary for limpeh to change to KW coilovers now rite?

Then tok tok smoke smoke and they chia limpeh eat nasi goreng from their canteen and tu till almost 3 then lemme go. Then limpeh have to rush back before 6 if not kanna traffic jam then hong kan leow. Cheong halfway du tio lor hor...cheebye...cant see a fuck in front but limpeh still loot 120kmh. Ok lar....can still see a bit but the drive was fucking tiring lor...limpeh didnt stop much, only once to pee and once to pump fuel niah...IT IS SO FUCKING TIRING TO DRIVE UP TO SELANGOR!!! Limpeh actually doze off for like 2 seconds and when limpeh open limpeh's eyes, limpeh can see limpeh driving on the road shoulder. JI SCARY YI XIA!!! You know the motorists there never pay roadtax so they can only ride along the road shoulder, imagine the number of motorists limpeh'd knock down if limpeh doze off for like 3 mins....at least strike 3 times to get a turkey. It is really uncontrollable...your eyes will just close by itself. Wonder how come that never happened when limpeh was watch porn...Nonetheless, it was quite scary beause the cliff is waiting right beside you with just the railing seperating life and death. Fuck..it is so fucking scary that limpeh will buy 12 cans of Redbull whenever limpeh needs to drive to KL in the future.

And so, limpeh gave limpeh's first time to limpeh's customer...hope he likes it and hope he buy more things from me. It is so tiring that limpeh cannot sleep when limpeh laid down on limpeh's bed last night. When limpeh managed to fall asleep, alarm clock ring leow..cheebye...now limpeh is feeling the power of the Z monster leow...so limpeh guess limpeh better pay the toilet a visit...