25 March 2010

Ok, limpeh is back again after puking for longer than limpeh predicted. Yes, it is that bad..and so, the saga had some sort ended? Because limpeh also think he is not that important afterall...Singaporean la...only like to gossip for a while...even Michael Jackson die people here also talked for a few days before they carry on with their daiji already, you think Jack Neo is more dua kee than Michael Jackson? You think Lim Tong Hai or Steven Lim will dare tell their friends.."Eh...i think my one is more dua kee than Claude Makalele or Michael Essien leh..."? Niggas are well-known for their..erm..you know la..so you think there's a chance that Jack is bigger than Michael JACKson? Of cos its bo tang fight one la...Anyway what limpeh is trying to drive at is that, no one gives a shit whether he zao sai, zao tiger or zao leopard...it just shows that Singapore lang bo idea...especially Jack Neo...people got what he also got what...Taiwan got 杨婆婆 and he came out with 梁婆婆...now 陈建彬 got 嫩草 he also have...simi lan also wanna 学别人, 呸!!


Ok, lets not talk about him anymore cos limpeh never liked him anyway. Pretty much have been going on lately but again, limpeh got no cheng xin to document it down as and when limpeh can. The most memorable thing that happened recently is the trip limpeh took with limbu. Don't get too excited, we didn't go Paris or London but only Kuala Lumpur over a weekend. Limpeh really enjoyed it, apart from the taxi trip from airport to the hotel where limbu and limpeh argued about something which limpeh cannot remember what, and the hotel room was terrible and the floor is not even carpeted so we had to pay RM$50 more to upgrade to something with the floor carpeted so that limbu's toes won't get frozen, and we missed our flight and had to spend S$200+ to book the next flight back. Other than these, it was a wonderful weekend getaway!! Ok, if only we could eat whatever we like, it would be a fantastic weekend getaway!!


We didn't get to do much since it is already 9+pm by the time we settled the room thingie. We only walked down Jalan Alor for some veggies and stingray before heading back to the room to rest. We woke up early next morning and had the best Maggie Mee Goreng Matta Lembu for many many months wooohooo(we are on a non-carb diet for the time being)!! After that was a wonderful trip down at Energy Spa at Great Eastern Mall...this is the first time limpeh went into a steam bath and limpeh thought limpeh is going to get cooked like steamed egg in there! It was like so humid and warm and even breathing in too fast might get your lungs burnt! But limpeh survived and felt so relieved and song when limpeh is out in the aircon environment! Shiokanaden!! Then it was the same old massage and limpeh fell asleep after just 3 mins of massaging. When everything ended, limbu asked limpeh how was the head massage? Limpeh don't even remember limpeh's head got kanna massage before...you see!! So shiok till limpeh totally gone in foreign land. Therefore, if you got go KL, remember to try out Energy Spa in Great Eastern Mall..not expensive...2 hours you pay about S$80 or so niah.


We then took a cab to Chinatown and walked for like 3 hours there before heading to KLCC to buy stuff for limbu's mother, limbubu. We spent another 4 hours there walking and walking till we cannot tahan and went back to the hotel. We even told the taxi driver to wait for us at the hotel next morning to be sure we won't miss our flight. But we didn't expect we'd stay up so late packing our stuff that we woke up 45 mins before our flight departs. The ride to LCC is about 60mins. Period.


The eatery just outside Sungei Wang. We had Asam Laksa here 3 years back when limpeh and limbu just kia steady!! Brings back loads of memories man...


But seriously, the food taste so so niah...


So, we were forced to stay in that dreadful airport again(we had previously spent 7 hours there because our flight to Hong Kong couldnt link) so limbu suggested we go Old Town White Coffee place to sit sit. Their white coffee taste awful so don't bother to try, just go ahead with teh see or teh will do. Since we cant eat any carb, we could only go for our one morning one egg. Poor limbu had to stare at others eating Ipoh Hor Fun to imagine how it would taste like....

You see her mouth...pouting lips show how much she missed chewing on carb hahaha..so cute.


Actually we did have carb every now and there, just that we try not to do it too often. The last best carb dinner we had was when Kenneth was back. Crystal Jade is really the can and we had our fill that night, loading on the carb. Limpeh tried taking a Panorama picture with limpeh's W995, edited and it turned out to be really good!! Limpeh think limpeh got talent with photography man...maybe should pursue a career out of taking nude pictures for models....hurhur...


Cannot tell limpeh didnt take with non-paranomic camera right!! Limpeh's editing skill is top notch one ok!!


Saw this in the carpark..check out that mirror!! Do you really need such a big mirror to check blind spot?!?!? How blind is your spot?!?!?!?? Or is it because you are blind?!!?!?


There are some things in life that take your breath away and you cannot stop admiring them. For Jiaos and Christina, its those 2 chaps that does Superman stunts when they are in bed. For Nan and Ivy, its one small chap and another one with beer belly. For Andy and Lina, its those 2 princesses they've got and one really look like Lina when limpeh first know her. For Russ and Jenny, its Xbox 360 for Russ, Ruixin for Jenny and Ruiyang who took the breath out of everyone who tries to calm him down haha....For limpeh and limbu leh?


Limpeh take his picture when he sleeps...


..when limpeh travelling on a escalator....


...when limpeh waiting for limpeh's coffee....


....when limpeh waiting for customers to arrive at T1...


....when limpeh synchronise limpeh's timing with AP clocks in T1...


...and finally, when limpeh is driving...


What about limbu?

Only when she is looking for a bigger diamond.


So tell limpeh, what is the moral of this entry? Women are more focus than men. They know very well what they want.

11 March 2010

Hello everybirdie!!! Wats up all you small big medium large and xtralarge murthafuggers!!! Today limpeh is coming here to talking about Jack Neo, otherwise known as neng kee cheng(2 guns). Of cos got neng kee cheng thats why so goot to loot. Every girl he also wanna loot. Loot here loot there loot everywhere. And only stupid ugly girl like that Wendy Chong, otherwise known as W.C(Water Closet aka Pang Sai Keng aka Liam Pang), will let him loot because she gibe money to people, people still rather pak chiu cheng. She is gan see lang pai kua la...wah lan eh...limpeh rather loot mo xiao ling than her lor...

Limpeh that night sit inside liam pang and was waiting for the sai to come out and got nothing to do so take newspaper and read. Wah lan eh...the front page put big big Jack Neo zao sai and limpeh thought which chio bu so strong can make him to zao sai. At first thought its Fiona Xie cos Fiona Xie is the only person that will make limpeh zao sai lar hahaha.....so flip the paper and limpeh also almost flip into toiletbowl lor...WAH LAN EH!!!! HER FACE KANNA BUANG BY TEN WHEEL LORRY IS IT?!?!?!? Ok..stop here for a while...limpeh think of her face only then need to go puke 4hrs first then can continue...byebye...