23 Nov 2017. 3 long years since limpeh blogged. Evan is turning 6, Charlotte just turned 4, Janice is in her mid 30s (OMG!) and limpeh is turning 28 in a few day's time.

We are staying in Melbourne now, something that limpeh had never imagine limpeh would be doing. Why didnt limpeh think of moving when limpeh was younger? Because limpeh didnt even think of this. There are some many things in life that you didnt think you would be doing at that stage. At 4, you didnt think coffee would eventually replace milk. At 12, you didnt think magic dragons are indeed magical. At 16, you'll never imagine you could ever afford a car. At 20, you'll never imagine yourself having 2 kids. At 30, you'll never imagine yourself moving to another country and so on so for. What else could happen in the future that limpeh would never imagine it happening?

What about you?

6th of May 2014, time flies!


Did limpeh mention limpeh changed company leow? Yeah, its almost 6 months since limpeh joined this German company that sells/rents offshore piling hammer. So different from what limpeh have been doing for the past 7 years but it is more straight forward since limpeh only have 1 company to compete with. Still doing sales but this job is more dynamic than the previous one...hope things will turn out well~


Well, meimei is turning 6 months old in 6 days and she is doing very well under her mother's breast milk and care. We have also gotten our maid and she turns out to be a very pleasant lady and sibei automatic, which is sibei good! Having a maid at home is not as intrusive as limpeh would have thought. Maybe because limpeh's house is big so we seldom bum into one another hahahahahahaaha...fucking hell..90sqm is big mah...pui!!


Evan is also becoming smarter and smarter everyday. Limbu told me last night that he is starting to ask "why is it like this" and "why is it like that". So smart...hope he can become doctor or lawyer someday so that he can buy nice car for limpeh to drive and nice Panerai for limpeh to wear...while meimei's bf buys horfun or white bee hoon home for limpeh to eat...


Limbu was a happy girl last week because limpeh brought her to pampering KL. We went to the usual places that we used to go when we were still dating...to find back the spark we used to have...

This was at Mines Resort...limpeh just finished seeing limpeh's customer nearby and limbu just finished spending like 5 hours getting her hair dyed and trimmed...see she smile till so happy... Then we had Nando's chicken for dinner but limbu was not very impressed with the chickens she ate...so much so that she says she is not gonna have Nando's for a while...limpeh thought it was ok what..

 We stayed at Swiss Garden hotel which was just behind Jalan Alor, the place where good food and great bargains were. Limbu like nasi padang a lot so limpeh brought her to eat at a very famous nasi kandar place just around the corner of KLCC. That night the food she choose amounts to RM17.80 while limpeh one was RM7.60. You can see how much limbu likes her food that she decided to keep a grain of rice for supper...even ah diang on the table looked at her with much amaze!

Look at the amount of food limbu ordered for breakfast!!! We had 2 teh tarek, 2 prata kosong, 1 naan bread, 1 maggie goreng mata lembu and a plate of zup chai...all that for just RM25!!! Mm see pee meh~~~ wanna go stay with limpeh in Malaysia? Can live like king man...

Alas, just before we go back to the lost form Singapore, we stopped by Jalan Alor once more for stingray, chicken wings, some stirred fried veggies and lime + sour plum juice...oh and not forgetting the napshot curry pok "low she fun"....Wish we can stay longer but confirm put on weight very fast...






And so, our trip as a couple ended with a slight arguement (as usual) because limbu wanted to come back so much that she started planning the next trip already when limpeh just wanna switch off for now....think that is why we dubbai argue because when one switches on, the other wanna switch off leow...therefore next time must rem to time zoon zoon then wont argue so much ok?

It is 2014 before you know it. Limpeh is now a father of two can you believe it. Limpeh is finally a real limpeh!! Will the real fat limpeh please stand up! please stand up!! PLEASE STAND FUCKING UP!!! HOOYEAH!!!!

Limpeh switch job leow. Just 1 month to working there for 7 years and limpeh tendered limpeh's resignation. Colin say work there for so long leow so it is time to move on. Yeah, its about time. Things are not working out as it used to be so lets find something else to dance around.

Limpeh still remember that morning when limpeh got the call from the recruiter who called my residential phone. Yes, residential phone. Who the fuck calls residential phone these days? Do you even know limpeh's residential phone number after knowing me for 20 fucking years? No you don't. Limpeh doubt you can even recite limpeh's mobile phone number let alone know my residential phone.

Yeah and so this fellar called limpeh's residential phone and told me about this regional job and ask if limpeh is interested. Yeah of cos!! Limpeh has been out of job for 1 month, went for 6 interviews and none turned out well so yeah, lets talk man!!! So this fellar made an appointment for me to be interviewed by his boss at 3pm. No problem, it is only 10am now limpeh have got plenty of time to go for the interview.

Jolene came back to Singapore and was putting up at our place for a couple of days. Limpeh's wife was playing hostess and brought them around. Today was the day they are going either the library or somewhere for a photoshoot. Sure, no problem. Go and have fun! Limpeh will just stay home to watch discovery channel when you are out.

When it was like 1pm, limpeh got up from the couch and wanted to take a shower before limpeh head over to UOB centre for the job interview and you know what? The master room door was locked from inside out. Brilliant. Limpeh scrambled to find a locksmith who stays in Yishun and have him over to open the door for $50. Mad rush. Managed to get out of house and reach the place by 3pm. Had a good chat with Philip and the rest was history. Oh, forgot to mentioned that during this period, limpeh got another potential job offer from an UK based material company which limpeh had to turn down because prospect with the German company seems better. Hopefully things will turn out well with the Germans. So far so good though, even though some Germans think limpeh is here to take away their job. Its like that one lar, the tiongs come Singapore and take Singaporean's job so we bo bian we have to go European countries and take the jobs from the europeans lor...this one call evil cycle know or not?

Its midweek tomorrow! How is everyone feeling? Limpeh have been staying at home for the past 2 weeks because limpeh tendered resignation and limpeh's boss asked limpeh to stay home and keep limbu company because she is heavily pregnant. Colin said this is garden leave and this is the first time limpeh heard of this term so limpeh googled about it:

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[Garden leave or gardening leave describes the practice whereby an employee who is leaving a job (having resigned or otherwise had his or her employment terminated) is instructed to stay away from work during the notice period, while still remaining on the payroll. This practice is often used to prevent employees from taking with them up-to-date (and perhaps sensitive) information when they leave their current employer, especially when they are leaving to join a competitor.]

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Well, garden leave or not limpeh dont give a shit because it is damn song to be home to spend time with limbu and limkia lor. Don't think many of you have the time and energy to bring your kids to the playground after work do you? Limpeh had the privilege to do so for the past 2 weeks and limpeh tell you times like this is priceless man. So limpeh have decided to take limpeh's time to find a job that limpeh would excel in...of cos it is another sales job but limpeh is sick and tired of selling small components and would like to move on to some big and heavy machineries now. Think it is more challenging than drilling down to the dollars and cents because service plays a big part.


Ok, so what are you expecting to see limpeh dissing today? Nothing lar, its not like limpeh purposely find people to diss right? Also limpeh try to find material in limpeh's phone to make fun and 90% of the pictures are about limbu and limkia so how to diss? Go get a good night sleep and come back tomorrow because limpeh is going out and hopefully limpeh can find something along the way to make fun of.


Eh wait...limpeh just found this conversation with limbu on limpeh's phone...we were talking about having more kids and limbu said she wanted 2 more...and this is how the conversation went...

And that's it folks!! See ya next time~

Limpeh should start another blog call LimpehLoveToDiss.blogspot.com. What say you?



Limpeh Love To Diss Episode #1

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Well, its true limpeh is sibei lame...but isn't that the reason why you love limpeh too?

Limbu was trying to sell away some of her baby stuff that she bought to make her diaper cakes online. She managed to get some cheapo mothers to buy stuff from her and she was busy putting the items into envelopes and send them out. Limpeh was beside her doing limpeh's work and she asked a very challenging question...

Limbu: "Bee..ask you ar...do you know how Singapore Post charge postage? I remember when I was working in Chuang Yi, the postage I use for smaller envelopes are cheaper than the bigger ones..."

Limpeh: "They charge by the weight...lighter ones use 1st local, heavier ones use 2nd local..."

Limbu: "Oh...There is this lady who is only buying 1 pair of socks...but I've only got the big envelopes left. Do you think by folding it into half will make it lighter and therefore cheaper?"

Limpeh: "..........do you think limpeh will weigh lesser if limpeh stand on the weighing scale on one leg?"

Limbu: "Hmm...will you huh? Maybe you will leh..."

Limpeh: "Malawuya....you really think so?!?!?!"

Limbu says pregnant women think slower and might sound really silly at times...limpeh think it is just typical of limbu to sound like that...

Hello everybirdie! How is you today? You know Singapore has been seeing the heaviest of the heaviest downpour for centuries in the last couple of days. Also, they stopped using the word ponding because if they continue to use ponding for this kind of situation, a lot of people especially the younger generation which includes limpeh, will be pondering who to vote for the next GE.


Why oh why, despite our achievements for the last few decades, we are still unable to handle situation like this? Is it because we got not money to develop a good drainage system? It is because our sifu at see bay lor cannot foretell heavy downpour like this beforehand and warn cheng hu? Is it because there are more people now in Singapore and the tendency of littering increases which means the long gao gets choked easier? Is is because Commonwealth is very near Potong Pasir and that is why the under developed town causes the choke in the long gao in Commonwealth and thus the flood? Why? Why are situations happening in the 70s where we were less developed, still happening today?


This, you have to ask the long gao expert for limpeh is just a mechanical engineering diploma holder and no doctorate in long gao engineering. Ok, limpeh lied. Limpeh have a degree downloaded from www.download-a-degree.com.


If you, a Singapore who have migrated to Canada, have someone telling you that the below pictures are from different parts of Singapore, you confirm will say ball call leng air thai chee. But my friend, the pictures below, taken from http://www.straitstimes.com/breaking-news/singapore/story/heavy-rain-causes-flashfloods-traffic-jams-several-parts-singapore-201 are indeed pictures taken from different parts of Singapore on 5th September 2013.

Imagine you and your gf/bf come here to say i love you and you love me then kiss kiss touch touch while the rain was pouring. By the time you guys finished touching, the rain stopped and this is what you see in front of you, your would've thought this is the training ground of Leicester City Football Club.

Imagine you have a date with your gf to celebrate mooncake festival and you waited for her at her block while she was dolling herself up for the night. Since you know she takes a long time doing that, you decided to play Candy Crush while waiting in your car. 1 hour later you wait until you buay tahan and decided to go up to your gf's place to ask her faster. You open the car door. Its time to go Leng Kee to buy new car leow.

Imagine you work very very hard for years and have always dreamt of owning a Mercedes Benz. You finally saved enough to choot chia and you've just collected it from Leng Kee Merz showroom. You look forward to drive back to your neighbourhood and show off to your neighbours who always felt that you cannot make it in life. You turn out onto the AYE. You thought you have reached the shores of Phuket instead.

You favourite game show on TV is The Unbeatable Banzuke. You finally get to star in one. You also got reprimanded for climbing the fence and tried your best to attend school because you were taught that truancy is wrong. All the values you have learnt in school are washed down the drain with the flood on that very day because you were reprimanded for trying your best to go to school as taught by your teachers. The one that reprimanded these students should be jailed for 40 years and publicly caned in the prison canteen for doing that.


So, you gotta ask yourself why this is happening in Singapore. Do you hear this kinda thing happening in New York? No. Do you hear this kinda thing happening in London even though it rain throughout the year? No. Why then why, this is happening in Singapore?


Do you think you want to go through this kinda shit your entire life? Limpeh think you do. Good luck, limpeh's fellow country man, good luck and best of luck. Limpeh, limbu nor limpeh's kids are going to endure this kinda shit.


Moral of the story? Shit happens. Do something about it and cut the crap about saying what is not acceptable or find excuse why this is happening. It happened in Orchard road already, now Commonwealth area. Limpeh really hope that the next place will be the Istana.

Limbu: "bee, how do you write "Happy Teacher's Day" in chinese?"

Limpeh: "教师节快乐 lor"

Limbu: "ya i know it is 教师节 but i dont know how to write 教.....

Limpeh: "Don't know how to write just draw a bird then 师节快乐 lor....so it will look like this...
 
         

Limbu: "......."

Dunno is it because as one gets older, the more one wants to go home or is it just limpeh? Limpeh is feeling really jaded everyday and can't wait to go home and blow limpeh's lumpa by sitting on limpeh's bed with the fan infront of limpeh. Cool, another sentence with 4 limpehs in it.


Really leh...limpeh kept thinking about that position all day long...that oh-so-fucking slack position at home. Next time limpeh's home oso must have this kind of setup where limpeh get to air limpeh's ball infront of the fan.


Just as the day gets boring, ah diang sure have something to say that brightens limpeh's day...


[3:34:42 PM] Limpeh Ψ says: anyway yufen and ah fong's wedding, they only put "you are cordially invited"

[3:34:53 PM] Limpeh Ψ says: meaning u dont have to go cos they bo put "cordially invite u and partner"

[3:35:12 PM] Limpeh Ψ says: so i go enough, u stay at home and feed the cat

[5:01:49 PM] Ah diang says: why i stay at home and feed cat!

[5:01:54 PM] Ah diang says: I wan to eat hor liao

[5:02:34 PM] Limpeh Ψ says: knnz..must pay $$ one ok, you know yin zhua zee (photostat money) is sala one or not?

[5:02:40 PM] Limpeh Ψ says: so u dun go, stay at home feed cat

[5:02:41 PM] Ah diang says: but i want to go... :~(

[5:15:21 PM] Limpeh Ψ says: by the way, why they always use "cordially" huh? Cordial is not those very very thick juice that needs to add water one meh? Does that mean they um soo (hint) you angbao to bao thick thick??

Goose morning kids!! Wassup man...today is Tuesday and limpeh is feeling great for good things are about to come limpeh's way!!


Anyway the Bale saga has ended. He signed for Real Madrid for £85.3m!! You know how much he makes per week? £300,000 my friend!!! If someone were to come and ask limpeh to join them to make £300,000 per week for the next 6 years, use kar chng to think also will join immediately right? Afterall, why did he work so hard at the training ground for? To play for the club forever like Giggs? What are you thinking? Man Utd is the team won 20 BPL titles and is always in UCL whereas Spurs is hovering around the top 5/6 for the last few seasons. If limpeh is Bale limpeh will also join RM. Don't think anyone would be so stupid and loyal to his club so much so that he give up the chance to join one of the most prestigious club in the world and earn almost US$2,000,000 a month. US$2,000,000 a month my friend!!!!! You know how much is US$2,000,000 a month or not? Thats US$24,000,000 a year ok!!!!! Just for kicking ball in the field!!!! Wah lan eh..this is damn sick can...limpeh feel like vomiting just thinking of the amount of money limpeh see in my bank account every week.


If someone were to tell you in Singapore that if you can tak very good kiew you will be able to make millions of dollar, you would slap him left right centre and call him siao eh. But that is the truth my friend, tak kiew can bring you millions of dollar...imagine retiring at the age of 35...seriously...if you ask limpeh, limpeh also dunno do what if limpeh were to retire at 35 with that much money...


And so, we stepped into the month of September already. Time flies...in about 12 weeks time limpeh is going to become limpeh once more. A baby girl this time...limpeh is still trying to come up with a name for her...wanted to name her 陈语嫣 but limbu say the chinese word is too difficult to write leow and also her kantangness in her thinks that our daughter's future friends/classmate/schoolmate/boys that like her/girls that hate her will call her 鱼圆. Please lar...why you bother about those people who don't have 修养 and 涵养? Only kantang like her will be calling 语嫣 as 鱼圆...it doesn't even sound close. Anyway we will see how it goes...maybe limpeh should name her after a girl whom limpeh sian bay tio? How about 陈小敏？Nice? What about 陈丽霞？Or 陈可慧？陈丽芬？陈柳蓉？陈海伦？陈锦清？The list goes on and on hahaha...limpeh never have luck with girls....all sian bo...just like jiaos who became 姐妹 with the girls he wanna sian...fucking sibei loser can hahahaha...worse than limpeh....


Ok, time to close this post...so brothers and sister...what is the moral of this post? 人是现实的，人是向钱看的。钱不是万能的，但没钱是万万不能的!! Therefore don't feel ashamed if you have to move elsewhere just to find more money for yourself and your family because you are just like everyone else. We are just like everyone else so dont give limpeh the kinda crap that what and what is more important than money. The only 2 things that are more important than money are only health and family. The rest are irrelevant if you don't have money. Period.

Hello everybirdie!! How is you? Today is limpeh's wife's birthday and limpeh would like to wish her a big big happy birthday!! Limpeh lub you very very much!!! Kissing!!!

Ok, back to limpeh's posting. The recent long weekend was a disaster...limpeh dunno eat sala what thing or step onto the sala thing so much so that limpeh developed hives all over. The pictures of my hives are too disgusting so limpeh is not going to show here. From the morning of Hari Ray Puasa (8/8) till 14/8 limpeh is scratching non stop. Limbu had to apply calamine lotion all over limpeh's body and you know, limpeh's body has like 100square centimeter so limbu had spent a fortune just buying the calamine lotion from Guardian. It was a horrible long weekend and limpeh had to work from home for the entire week because limpeh 没脸见人。Luckily Evan still love limpeh a lot and always come to me for hugs...what a sweet little boy...just like limpeh when limpeh was still a limkia..


Anyway limpeh is leaving the company limpeh worked for the past 7 years...due to irreconcilable differences, limpeh had to move on. Sounds like marriage eh? It is kind of sad that limpeh have to do this because limpeh like working here and limpeh had strive so hard to change the culture. Meeting customer was fun and the kind of admiration they show on their face when you solved their problems is priceless.


However, all good things must come to an end and limpeh have to move on. It was an up and down 7 years and limpeh is very pleased with how the company grew. Limpeh sincerely wish them all the best and continue to grow exponentially.


Evan zai has gotten used to going to child care and both limbu and limpeh are very happy with how things developed. This little boy is so kiang and can read some simple words and pronounce them at the tender age of 20 months! When limpeh was 20 months limpeh was still trying to throw a ball and speaking gibberish. Evan represents the new digital generation where limpeh think all will be damn smart...much like those elites in Gattaca. Lets hope Evan will start earning his millions when he is 20 years old...which means limpeh will be 60 leow...still not too old to still go UK and watch Spurs wack Arsenal in north london derby...hopefully they will still be in north london when limpeh is 60.


Ok, thats all for now folks. Life is pretty mundane because limpeh is really limpeh now so once limpeh knocks off, limpeh will go home eat dinner and play with limson. Good thing is he goes to bed quite early these days so limpeh and limbu still got time for each other. Life has never been this good, and all glory to God Almighty. Amen.

Must stop swearing....limpeh wonder if that is going to change my style of blogging heh..

Hello everybirdie! It is now 5th August....in about 4 months time, limpeh is going to be limpeh the second time woohoo!! Limpeh cannot believe it...limpeh is actually going to be a limpeh for 2 after just getting married for 3 years!! Must be limbu is very fertile...

Just 10 years ago, limpeh was still at home moaning and asking heaven why limpeh become like that...hmm..wait...actually limpeh was secretly hoping that limpeh don't get well to soon so limpeh can nua at home....but end up limpeh had to wait for 4 years!! A bit too long if you ask me...

But look at limpeh now...limpeh is living in limpeh's own house, limpeh got 3 kids (2 of them are Donut and Skippy lar) now and No.4 is baking in the oven. Life is good isn't it? Of cos, because God was looking after limpeh. The last 10 years have been a trial for limpeh. A lot of ups and downs, mostly ups though. Limpeh dunno how limpeh got to where limpeh is today seriously...everything seems to fall in place. God's plan, must be. Despite me not believing in Him, he still takes care of me and give me all these gifts. There is no one greater than Him, ever.

God loves us so much that he sent his only Son to die for us. Will limpeh send Evan to die for someone that sins all the time? Not a chance...why would limpeh? It is so difficult, to even think of limpeh's son having to go through that kind of agony for someone who doesn't deserve all this. We sin so much but still God sent his Son to die for us. How much love must one have to do this? Unimaginable. It is easy for us to imagine ourselves going through suffering for our own sons and daughters but to imagine our sons and daughters suffer for ah der and ah gao is beyond us.

Limpeh used to think why God loves us so much, we are afterall only his creation and thats about it. However what you do not know is that you are using human's logical thinking to try to give a reason to everything you do. "Do this and you deserve that" is how we decipher what we ought to receive. It was hard for limpeh to understand this before because limpeh didn't have a son then. If you ask limpeh now, limpeh will tell you the kind of love limpeh have for Evan is enough for limpeh to die for him. This is the kind of love God have for us.

Chanced upon this article that explains to you how God loves us.

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Does God really love us?  Are we deserving of His love?  Why Does God Love Us?

We are the apple of His eye, He rejoices over us

Does God Really Love Us? 

The Bible is full of Scriptures where God declares His love for us.  One of the most famous of all is John 3:16 where it says, “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.”  What other Scriptures declare that God truly loves us in an unconditional way?

Zechariah 2:8b “for whoever touches you touches the apple of his eye.”

Zephaniah 3:17 “The LORD your God is with you, the Mighty Warrior who saves.
He will take great delight in you; in his love he will no longer rebuke you, but will rejoice over you with singing.”

Jeremiah 32:41 “I will rejoice in doing them good and will assuredly plant them in this land with all my heart and soul.”

Psalm 103:4 “who redeems your life from the pit and crowns you with love and compassion.”

Psalm 103:8 “The LORD is compassionate and gracious, slow to anger, abounding in love.”

Psalm 103:13 “As a father has compassion on his children, so the LORD has compassion on those who fear him.”

Psalm 103:17 “But from everlasting to everlasting the LORD’s love is with those who fear him, and his righteousness with their children’s children.”

Just imagine what the Word of God says about those who belong to Him.  What tender love is revealed in His words.  We are the apple of His eye, He rejoices over us, He sings over us, He abounds in love over us, He has the compassion of a Father over us, He delights over us…and this love is from everlasting to everlasting.  What more solid proof can there be?  God can not lie and God tells us in dozens of Scriptures that He loves those whom he calls His own.

Are We Deserving of His Love? 

This is an easy one to answer.  No, we are not deserving of His love.  We are not worthy to be loved by Him.  We are most unlovable.  Even so, “God demonstrated His love for us in this: While we were still enemies, Christ died for us” (Rom 5:8).

During Jesus sacrifice at Calvary:  Peter denied Him, the Jews Crucified Him, Judas betrayed Him, the Council illegally tried Him, Pontius Pilate unjustly condemned Him.  What did Jesus do? He said, “Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing” (Luke 23:34).  When we were at our worst, Jesus was at His best.  When we least deserved grace, His grace was the absolute most.  While we had nothing to show Him to give us mercy, He took our nothing to show His mercy for us.

God gives us what we least deserve (called grace) and withholds what we do deserve (called mercy). We should be careful to ask God for justice because if He truly gave us justice, no one could stand.  If we think God should give us what we deserve, we would all utterly perish.  Jesus Christ got what He did not deserve so we could receive what we do not deserve.  This is what isn’t fair:  that we did not get what we deserved, while He got what He did not deserve.  Nowhere in the Bible does it say that life is fair.  If it was fair, then Jesus would not have died.  He was completely innocent and without sin….yet we were completely guilty and sinners.  Because it wasn’t fair to Jesus, we can be declared righteous by His atoning work on the cross.

The conclusion is that, no, we are not deserving, but our children make mistakes.  They disobey but we love them nonetheless.  Our love is not conditioned on their behavior. We may not like their behavior at times but we love our children and it is not a love that is conditional.  In a much greater way, God loves us despite our despicable, sinful nature.  That is love that is unconditional – not conditioned – even with our willful disobedience.

Why Does God Love us? 

We began with John 3:16 in answering the question of whether God really loves us.  We can also know for sure that He does by this same verse.  Imagine that you had only one child. You knew that you would have to have your son or daughter die to ensure that others would live.  These other people would treat your only child in an unusually cruel manner. They would torture them, spit on them, pull their hair out, beat them, whip them, scorn them, ridicule them, laugh at them, drive nails through their hands and feet, and let them die by an illegal trial, testified by false witnesses, and be completely innocent of ever having done anything at all.  Then you can only imagine – slightly – what the Father had to endure.

We know that Jesus suffered the most agonizing death of any human that has ever lived (historically speaking this is a fact).  We think of what Jesus went through but do we ever think of what this must have felt like to the Righteous Father in Heaven?  The Father sacrificed so very much too.  When Jesus agonized in the Garden of Gethsemane, it surely was because He had the knowledge that all the sins of humanity; past, present, and future, would be borne by Him. But there was also the agony knowing about the coming separation from the Father Whom He loved intensely.  This is why Jesus cried out at Calvary, “My God, My God, why have you forsaken me?”(Mark 15:34).  This was the first and only time that Jesus had been separated from the Father.  The Father had to look away because God is so holy that He can not even look at sin, and at that moment, Jesus was the sin offering for fallen humanity.

Jesus loves the Father and the Father loves Jesus but here is the love that God has for us.  In John 17:26, Christ says that “the love with which you have loved me may be in them, and I in them.”  Further, as Jesus prayed to the Father He acknowledged that “you loved them even as you loved me” (John 17:23).  Let those last two verses soak into your mind and meditate on them.  The Father loved them – and all believers Whom He chooses – just as the Father loved Jesus.  That means you if you are born-again by the Holy Spirit’s work.   God the Father loves us as much as He loves Jesus.  Knowing that Jesus and the Father are one, this means that Jesus also loves us as much as He loves the Father.  That may seem controversial but that is what John 17:23 and 17:26 says.  Read those Scriptures in almost any translation and that is what the original meaning is.  The words used for “even as” and “with which” means equal too.  That is how we can know for sure that God loves us.  Not only that, it shows just how much He loves us.  Why?  Why does God love the unlovable?  That is something that you will have to ask Him someday in eternity.  I have no answer to that.  It is enough to know that He does love us – with an everlasting love equal to that between the Father and the Son of God, Jesus Christ.  Wow.

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Limpeh almost cried when limpeh read this "Imagine that you had only one child. You knew that you would have to have your son or daughter die to ensure that others would live.  These other people would treat your only child in an unusually cruel manner. They would torture them, spit on them, pull their hair out, beat them, whip them, scorn them, ridicule them, laugh at them, drive nails through their hands and feet, and let them die by an illegal trial, testified by false witnesses, and be completely innocent of ever having done anything at all.  Then you can only imagine – slightly – what the Father had to endure."

Cannot imagine at all. Wait till you have your own kids then you will know what limpeh mean.

So moral of the story, know that God loves you. Thou shall not test nor question your God. Period.

P.S: Evan, mummy and daddy love you very much too!

Limpeh : today the angmo trainer is a german..  i almost ask her what she thinks of the holocaust

Janice: kns

Limpeh:  she also says she is a vegetarian and she is staying near ah hood road...then i say i know that place! they got nice fish head steamboat...then opposite got nice loy kee chicken rice..
then she say she doesnt eat fishhead nor chickens because she is vegetarian

Janice:  kns

Limpeh:  then i say but God made animals for us to eat..but then again we need to make sure they die in peace...i agree with her that the way to kill these animals might be inhumane but God made them for us..so we must obey God and gladly accept the gifts..like how He gave 5 loaves and 2 fishes to the 5,000 and they had their fill..

 Janice:  ooohh maaaann....so what did she say?

Limpeh:  she say well, that is your stand..i will still maintain my stand.....
so we brought her to kentucky fried chicken
and she ordered a coleslaw

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Hello fuggers...it is nice seeing yall again.

Things have improved so much ever since limpeh started blogging so many years back. Back in those days, limpeh have to upload the pictures limpeh took into a photo website and then link it to limpeh's blog. Now all limpeh have to do is to take the picture and limpeh can just linked it here! So simple! No skills involved at all! Just like Tai Mai Shu if you know who limpeh is talking about.


Just some pictures to share with yall if you guys have not seen enough from my FB uploads when limpeh went Melbourne with limbu and limkia...

The above picture is Evan after limbu walked around for 3 hours at Target, Melbourne. Mm see shack meh...

This is Evan trying apple juice...its funny that he finds it sour and still wants to drink it...hope he will grow up to be as persistent as he is now..

This is Evan tickled by an alphabet talking birdie...hope he will stay this cheerful for his entire life...must like limpeh hehehehehehehe...

Ok, thats it for now. Its like that lar...when you have kids you life revolves around them because they are unbelievably adorable at this age. Limpeh would like to keep this memory deep inside limpeh's brain so that next time should they swear vulgarities at me or even hit me, limpeh would be able to forgive them. So cute can my goodness...

Anyway to sum this post up, technology is such an amazing thing...merger is also an amazing thing....limpeh still think that in 10 - 20 years time, the businesses in this whole world will merge together to form one large single entity. The driving force to start a business in the future will be the hope to be bought up by this single entity and no longer be a sustainable source of income for your future generation. Our future generation will have to be very much dependent on what they want to do for their lives and we parents just guide them along the way.

Limpeh wished someone would've spoken some sense into me when limpeh was just 21...but seriously, limpeh don't think limpeh would take anything seriously even if you tried to talk sense into me at the age where guys would just think about sex, lies and rock & roll while the girls would only think about birth control.

Those were the wonder years to limpeh...

hello everybirdie!!! Its been 2 years since limpeh last blogged!!! So many things have changed in 2 years!! Limpeh is now really limpeh to one and one more on the way!! How amazing right? Limpeh got married in 2010 and now limpeh got 2 kids leow...see..told you limpeh is turbo charged one you dont believe...everything also must chop chop curry pok because limpeh was home stricken for 5 years while others are progressing very well in life.


Limpeh just met a friend last week at Jurong Point. We used to study in the same class in secondary school and he is well known to lao chwee nua when he sleeps in class. His chwee nua will gather and form a pond on his table. When he wakes up, he will just sweep the nua onto the floor and pretend nothing has happened. But limpeh see this everytime because limpeh was just sitting 2 seats away from him. Limpeh thinks he didnt continue school after O level cause his L1R4 got 33 points or something like that. So of cos, with points like that, he is an ITE (Its The End). But you know what? You know Moshi Moshi that brand that is doing so well that Bits and Pieces almost dor diew because of them? He is the towkay of Moshi Moshi now with shops all over South East Asia and some say in Batam also...


So don't despair mutherfuggers if you sleep till you lao chwee nua in class because it does not mean you are ITE caliber. It just mean you have to bring handkerchief or a cloth with you when you go to school so that you can wipe the chwee nua off the table, instead of wiping it off the desk as that is sibei er xin can...


Limpeh remember the last game that got me really addicted to was Gran Turismo 3 where limpeh would spend 3 hours going round and round the same track under Endurance race. Now the game the got limpeh hooked is none other than the infamous Candy Crush!!


    Mmm see ho sng meh~~

Everything limpeh see limpeh will relate to Candy Crush....there was one day when limpeh went NTUC with limbu and limpeh saw this...

Bring the ingredient down!!!!


Limpeh immediately whipped out limpeh's phone and play on the spot because form lai leow...Limpeh also play this game when limpeh flew to states, begging people to give me life so that limpeh can continue for 12 hours straight..limpeh would play this game when limpeh cycle at home so that time past faster...it is sibei sian to cycle for 1 hour and still find yourself in your own living room. Limpeh would sometimes wake up in the middle of the night because dreamt of gui and would play a few rounds to calm myself down. It is a very addictive game for the smarter ones because they can clear stages after stages but for the not so smart ones (erm...u know who u r), they will say that some stages are designed to make them spend money to buy special powers so they gave up playing because they are giam siap. This is a perfect scenario where limpeh would use "cannot swim just say cannot swim, don't say your swimming trunk or swimming costume is too big" to illustrate people in denial of their own ability.


Anyway ever since limpeh got a son, limpeh's life is pretty much revolving around him. Limpeh eat, sleep, pee, shit, drink, breathe and think is all about him. Life is so different ever since limpeh became limpeh. Limpeh's weekend, regardless long or short, is all about him. If not him then limpeh would do some home improvement. Ok, limpeh's home is not really that big but still, there are shit to be done around the house. Limpeh's life is all about limpeh's family, no longer about limpeh. Wonder what would life be when the second one arrived. Hopefully the two of them can keep each other company so that limpeh and limbu can go hotel 81 偷情哈哈哈！！！卖图料！！


Now limpeh is trying to search through limpeh's phone to post something that is going on in limpeh's life but all limpeh see is limpeh's son. Oh haven't tell you his name yet...his name is Evan 陈宇翔...hanyu pinyin is Chen Yu Xiang for those who cannot read chinese (shame on you). Nice bo! Limpeh think one ok...with limpeh's powderful chinese, it is no problem. If ask limbu to think she will come up with names like 陈小明 or 陈大宝....you see the name 陈宇翔 so nice you would think it'd belong to handsome boy..


    Mmm see handsome meh~~


Therefore, if you wanna have a handsome son or beautiful daughter, please come find limpeh and limpeh will help name your son or daughter so that they will grow up to be handsome or pretty and be successful in life...like limpeh and limpeh's friend who slept in class and drool a pool of saliva the table. Ok, and that it for today. So tell limpeh, what is the moral of this blog? The success in life does not depend on how well you do in school or if you stay awake all the time in school. It is all about your name...so if you want your kids to be successful in life, please leave your name and number behind and limpeh will call u and discuss about my charges. Byebye fuggers!!!!



 


Before limpeh go, limpeh show you our 全家福 courtesy of my bro Chris Yap! Next year this time limpeh will show the same pose again with a forth member and hopefully Evan will be much bigger than he is now~ Limpeh just realise lmpeh is wearing the same shirt limpeh wore 3 years ago wahahaha...limpeh still think limpeh look more radiant when limpeh is slightly fatter..the skinny limpeh got sunken forehead and eye...like bay hoon kia like that...not nice...do you agree?

Hello everybirdie!! Its been so long since limpeh come here to say whatever limpeh wanna say!! Do you miss limpeh? Limpeh also miss you all..limpeh only come back here when the stupid floodable chatterbox tries to delete limpeh's chatterbox because of inactivity...but limpeh also guilty for not updating limpeh's blog religiously lar..really jin sian lah...update already also no one pay limpeh for making their life happier...even cheng hu pay limpeh S$200 growth dividend niah... S$200!!!! ccb...like as if limpeh never help singapore grow...no, limpeh not staying in landed property at 6th avenue...limpeh stay in 3 room flat in yishun ring road. You ask limpeh why like that then? If limpeh know limpeh wont kaopeh here already right? S$200 can buy what? one month's pub bill already S$118...S$200 cant even pay for 2 months bill..knn...only you grow la, the rest are either stagnant or moving backwards...pui!

Hello everybirdie again~ Limpeh is back blogging again because somehow limpeh kinda miss days when limpeh would blog about stuff. Those were the days where limpeh's free enough to go around and discover cock to talk about others, although quite a bit circle around limpeh's life.

So, what are we looking at today? Oh..about limbu finally marryied to limpeh. So after months long preparation, we officially got hitched and can finally go honeymoon loh~but dan ji eh!! Before go honeymoon limpeh must make money first...so limpeh heng heng du tio company send me to states for training hence limbu kio tio and follow me to states as well. But the bloody SQ flight to states fully booked for the whole August so limpeh lan lan had to take Continental flight to Tokyo first before flying to Newark then Cleveland and finally Erie Pennsylvania!! Plus the 12 hours layover at Cleveland, we took 40 hours before we got to Erie! Holy fuck!! Limbu was a walking zombie when we finally got to Newark. Really!! She told limpeh she could've sleep while walking...limpeh understand how that felt cos last time when limpeh go field camp, limpeh sentry also stand and sleep till enemy come also dunno..really!! It was that bad...

14/08/10

When we finally got to Cleveland, it was already 11pm...we called the hotel to come pick us and went straight to bed so nothing to show you all. Knnz...really tired till shit also no strength to shit when got strength take pictures?

15/08/10

Woke up 8am next morning feeling damn hungry cos we didnt eat dinner since the night before...finally got strength to take picture of the beautiful airport hotel we stayed for 10 hours!

Swee bo? Not bad lar...at least the bed is not as hard as those in Shanghai...think chinese people still prefer to sleep on planks...

No they dont have barchormee or kway chup there for breakfast...only got waffles or pancakes or eggs or sausages or potatoes.

See! Told you bo barchormee or kway chup already..only got potatoes, eggs and sausages. But really very hungry leow so what also can lar..eat finish must rush to airport take aeroplane to Erie leow..

Nothing at Cleveland or rather we don't have time to walk around...maybe next time ba?

The flight to Erie was pretty fast, just 35 mins...machiam from Singapore fly to Malacca niah...if limpeh know so near limpeh'd drive there leow. The plane was a small domestic plane that is powered by propellers...make limpeh felt like WWII pilot wahaha...got to Erie and got into an arguement with Limbu..while we were arguing, this bugger came up to us and ask us where to take taxi. Limpeh look like angmo is it? How the fuck limpeh know where to take taxi? End up he was one of factory's trainee from Russia so heng limpeh neber ask him go fuck Russian spider.

Springfield Suite operated by Marriott..not bad eh? No..not that one in the picture..it is the one on the far right of the picture you goonz...

This picture is damn familiar because we always see this scene in movies or dramas or sitcoms and such..there is a weird dejavu feeling even though this is the first time limpeh set foot on Obama's turf...

We put our things down and wander off to the shopping malls nearby to get some gifts for the angmo factory people the next day. That place is damn pedestrian unfriendly lar...dont have pavement to walk one ok...

Its only 6pm, can you believe it? No wonder people tell limpeh angmo go home damn early...of cos lar..so early the sky so dark already, of cos faster go home else vampire come out suck your blood dry..limbu actually mistaken Pennsylvania as Transylvania and ask limpeh's factory product manager where to see Count Dracula...真丢脸..heng limpeh pretend limpeh dunno her else people thought limpeh also damn 无知...

This is 6.30pm.

This is 7pm. Faster go back else ka ka come out leow...

16/08

Limpeh got up at 7am next morning because we slept quite early the night before. Maybe still not used to the time difference ba...Went down for breakfast, hoping to see a sumptuous spread but end up.....

Looked familiar? Yes, it is the same picture as the earlier one because every fucking thing they offer for breakfast is the same.

This is limpeh's factory...always see this picture in our catalogue so it is again a strange dejavu feeling when you see the real thing.

19/08

Day in day out the same thing...morning go training evening go shopping for 4 days. On the final day, training ended at 3pm so limpeh's factory product manager asked if we wanna go downtown with him to see performance as there is some kind of street carnival. Ok lor, limbu say people invite must go else like never give face...so if later he offer me smoke weed or sniff bayhoon limpeh also cannot say dont want?

Now limpeh know another difference between limpeh and angmo...angmo call this Carnival, limpeh call this Pasar Malam.

Wah..imagine this guy come Singapore and draw this on Maxwell road...dunno how many din diao he is going to get from judge...

Small girl dunno judge will pang chance or not...maybe use rubberband soot her hand can leow...

And so, this ended limpeh's trip to Erie. It is a fucking nice place limpeh must say...and if limpeh can, limpeh wouldn't mind migrate there because it is so laid back. Surely will find excuse to go back there again hehe...ok...limpeh will end first part of limpeh's honeymoon here...will find chance to continue the middle part of our honeymoon another time!

Hello everybirdie!!! Its limpeh after so so long!~! You know where limpeh gone to? Limpeh tell you..LIMPEH HAS GOTTEN OFF THE SHELF BECAUSE LIMBU DECIDED TO SPEND THE REST OF HER LIFE WITH LIMPEH LEOW!!!!

Thank you thank you...no need to clap because limpeh dont like attention...the only attention limpeh like is the attention people give to limpeh's 217 hurhur...anyways limpeh been really busy preparing for this wedding and busy kiam bui also...limpeh lost almost 40kg since limpeh started kiam pui-ing from June 2009...sibei can right? Machiam attended another BMT in Tekong...just that this one took place at Tokkong haha...never in limpeh's life that limpeh will think limpeh got chance to see 2 figures on the weighing scale man...this is unbelievable...almost 36 then limpeh started living like a normal person who can buy clothes from Giordano. Limpeh first time wore Giordano and the feeling was excellent because limpeh always think they make clothes for hobbits aka small size fuggers. So limpeh gonna continue to maintain this sim chai for as long as possible. The irony thing is, limpeh only started to look more appealing when limpeh is getting married. Hmm, limpeh thought...whats the point, already hitched then look appealing...abit like finished pak chiu cheng then Fiona Xie ask you want to do her or not....bo kiam eng already lar...

Anyway limpeh and limbu's picture is flying everywhere for 2 months in Facebook so limpeh is not going to bored anyone anymore here...just share 2 pictures with you guys enough leh...

This is the first time we took 全家福！The last time we took this was during limpeh's 1 yr old birday! Unbefuckinglievable right?

This is to show how drama girls can be. Look at the guys(except limpeh), they all look so demure...the most is to show their teeth and tongue with one guy looking for UFOs...useless buncha losers...

And so, limpeh officially ended limpeh's reign in the world of xiao mei mei...let limpeh bid farewell to all the xiao mei meis!!! Limpeh love you all always but limpeh love limbu more than you all so limpeh has vow to sleep with only one for the rest of limpeh's life leow!! So all you xiao mei mei can go screw yourself with other guys leow hahaha...so tell limpeh, whats the moral of the story?

Wanna lose weight too? Get married lar you stupid murthafuggers...

Ok, limpeh is back again after puking for longer than limpeh predicted. Yes, it is that bad..and so, the saga had some sort ended? Because limpeh also think he is not that important afterall...Singaporean la...only like to gossip for a while...even Michael Jackson die people here also talked for a few days before they carry on with their daiji already, you think Jack Neo is more dua kee than Michael Jackson? You think Lim Tong Hai or Steven Lim will dare tell their friends.."Eh...i think my one is more dua kee than Claude Makalele or Michael Essien leh..."? Niggas are well-known for their..erm..you know la..so you think there's a chance that Jack is bigger than Michael JACKson? Of cos its bo tang fight one la...Anyway what limpeh is trying to drive at is that, no one gives a shit whether he zao sai, zao tiger or zao leopard...it just shows that Singapore lang bo idea...especially Jack Neo...people got what he also got what...Taiwan got 杨婆婆 and he came out with 梁婆婆...now 陈建彬 got 嫩草 he also have...simi lan also wanna 学别人, 呸!!

Ok, lets not talk about him anymore cos limpeh never liked him anyway. Pretty much have been going on lately but again, limpeh got no cheng xin to document it down as and when limpeh can. The most memorable thing that happened recently is the trip limpeh took with limbu. Don't get too excited, we didn't go Paris or London but only Kuala Lumpur over a weekend. Limpeh really enjoyed it, apart from the taxi trip from airport to the hotel where limbu and limpeh argued about something which limpeh cannot remember what, and the hotel room was terrible and the floor is not even carpeted so we had to pay RM$50 more to upgrade to something with the floor carpeted so that limbu's toes won't get frozen, and we missed our flight and had to spend S$200+ to book the next flight back. Other than these, it was a wonderful weekend getaway!! Ok, if only we could eat whatever we like, it would be a fantastic weekend getaway!!

We didn't get to do much since it is already 9+pm by the time we settled the room thingie. We only walked down Jalan Alor for some veggies and stingray before heading back to the room to rest. We woke up early next morning and had the best Maggie Mee Goreng Matta Lembu for many many months wooohooo(we are on a non-carb diet for the time being)!! After that was a wonderful trip down at Energy Spa at Great Eastern Mall...this is the first time limpeh went into a steam bath and limpeh thought limpeh is going to get cooked like steamed egg in there! It was like so humid and warm and even breathing in too fast might get your lungs burnt! But limpeh survived and felt so relieved and song when limpeh is out in the aircon environment! Shiokanaden!! Then it was the same old massage and limpeh fell asleep after just 3 mins of massaging. When everything ended, limbu asked limpeh how was the head massage? Limpeh don't even remember limpeh's head got kanna massage before...you see!! So shiok till limpeh totally gone in foreign land. Therefore, if you got go KL, remember to try out Energy Spa in Great Eastern Mall..not expensive...2 hours you pay about S$80 or so niah.

We then took a cab to Chinatown and walked for like 3 hours there before heading to KLCC to buy stuff for limbu's mother, limbubu. We spent another 4 hours there walking and walking till we cannot tahan and went back to the hotel. We even told the taxi driver to wait for us at the hotel next morning to be sure we won't miss our flight. But we didn't expect we'd stay up so late packing our stuff that we woke up 45 mins before our flight departs. The ride to LCC is about 60mins. Period.

The eatery just outside Sungei Wang. We had Asam Laksa here 3 years back when limpeh and limbu just kia steady!! Brings back loads of memories man...

But seriously, the food taste so so niah...

So, we were forced to stay in that dreadful airport again(we had previously spent 7 hours there because our flight to Hong Kong couldnt link) so limbu suggested we go Old Town White Coffee place to sit sit. Their white coffee taste awful so don't bother to try, just go ahead with teh see or teh will do. Since we cant eat any carb, we could only go for our one morning one egg. Poor limbu had to stare at others eating Ipoh Hor Fun to imagine how it would taste like....

You see her mouth...pouting lips show how much she missed chewing on carb hahaha..so cute.

Actually we did have carb every now and there, just that we try not to do it too often. The last best carb dinner we had was when Kenneth was back. Crystal Jade is really the can and we had our fill that night, loading on the carb. Limpeh tried taking a Panorama picture with limpeh's W995, edited and it turned out to be really good!! Limpeh think limpeh got talent with photography man...maybe should pursue a career out of taking nude pictures for models....hurhur...

Cannot tell limpeh didnt take with non-paranomic camera right!! Limpeh's editing skill is top notch one ok!!

Saw this in the carpark..check out that mirror!! Do you really need such a big mirror to check blind spot?!?!? How blind is your spot?!?!?!?? Or is it because you are blind?!!?!?

There are some things in life that take your breath away and you cannot stop admiring them. For Jiaos and Christina, its those 2 chaps that does Superman stunts when they are in bed. For Nan and Ivy, its one small chap and another one with beer belly. For Andy and Lina, its those 2 princesses they've got and one really look like Lina when limpeh first know her. For Russ and Jenny, its Xbox 360 for Russ, Ruixin for Jenny and Ruiyang who took the breath out of everyone who tries to calm him down haha....For limpeh and limbu leh?

Limpeh take his picture when he sleeps...

..when limpeh travelling on a escalator....

...when limpeh waiting for limpeh's coffee....

....when limpeh waiting for customers to arrive at T1...

....when limpeh synchronise limpeh's timing with AP clocks in T1...

...and finally, when limpeh is driving...

What about limbu?

Only when she is looking for a bigger diamond.

So tell limpeh, what is the moral of this entry? Women are more focus than men. They know very well what they want.

Hello everybirdie!!! Wats up all you small big medium large and xtralarge murthafuggers!!! Today limpeh is coming here to talking about Jack Neo, otherwise known as neng kee cheng(2 guns). Of cos got neng kee cheng thats why so goot to loot. Every girl he also wanna loot. Loot here loot there loot everywhere. And only stupid ugly girl like that Wendy Chong, otherwise known as W.C(Water Closet aka Pang Sai Keng aka Liam Pang), will let him loot because she gibe money to people, people still rather pak chiu cheng. She is gan see lang pai kua la...wah lan eh...limpeh rather loot mo xiao ling than her lor...

Limpeh that night sit inside liam pang and was waiting for the sai to come out and got nothing to do so take newspaper and read. Wah lan eh...the front page put big big Jack Neo zao sai and limpeh thought which chio bu so strong can make him to zao sai. At first thought its Fiona Xie cos Fiona Xie is the only person that will make limpeh zao sai lar hahaha.....so flip the paper and limpeh also almost flip into toiletbowl lor...WAH LAN EH!!!! HER FACE KANNA BUANG BY TEN WHEEL LORRY IS IT?!?!?!? Ok..stop here for a while...limpeh think of her face only then need to go puke 4hrs first then can continue...byebye...