Are you...bored?


Ya....frigging bored!!!!!!!!


Hence...I'm gonna write something...or rather show you something that'll make us both no longer bored anymore, ok? Swee bo?


It was a sunny Thursday...if I'm not wrong. This was the first time someone jio me go Ubi see cars accessories when I don't even have a driving licence, let alone a car!! Duhz...but since I'm eng eng bo dai chee cho, go lor~!



Look how clear the sky was~ And how empty the road was~ Ok lar...looked empty cos we were on the left most lane..where buses, lorries, trucks and vans are supposed to be using. Get the drift eh Tim? What the fuck are you doing on the lorry lane?!?! Even lorry oso take the 2nd lane...kaoz!


Oh...exiting the highway huh...ok ok...sorry lar!!



Oledi said sorry...don't have to show middle finger rite?


Lanjiao lar...see what accessories? Wanna buy stickers say wanna buy stickers...I thought he was gonna buy that carbon fibre bonnet...knnz...in the end he go there look at decals...


Left that place selling all the unknown parts (except for bonnets, spoilers, exhaust pipes, side skirts, air filters, rear and front bumpers, stickers, cans of spray paint and bulbs, which are the stuffs I can recognise) and head to the coffeeshop nearby for some pratas (pratas again!! Wah lao eh...). Where to? Pak pool lar fuck...what the fuck can 2 guys do in a lazy afternoon?


After kicking his ass at pool, it was time to meet Jiaos and company for dinner. Dinner at where? Far East Square. Why Far East Square? Cos Chris's office is just around the corner si bo!! (Hahahahahahaha...kidding ok Jiaos & Chris? Mai hot!) How to go Far East Square? Heng Puss was fetching limpeh there else have to meet Adeline at City Hall then take bus there with all the sweaty office bitches and bastards.


So sorry Adeline...have to pang seh you even though I did ask puss to go tongpang you at CityHall but he say he needs to go get Sabrina and her friends so no space leow~ :~(


After fetching this and that and dropping them here and there, we (Puss, Sabrina and me) finally reached China Square. Supposed to meet them at Beppu Menkan Restaurant but jiaos decided to sua to somewhere else. According to him, it was way way way too warm there. Ok...since he didn't sua to somewhere far so I oso chin chye...


We settled down at this Ramen stall just across Marquee (an outdoor pub Colin, Adeline and me watched soccer at) and the waitress handed us the menu...



Can you tell Ah Nan and Ivy very impressed with what they saw on the menu? They got 夫妻相 bo?



Adeline was equally impressed...but she was more impressed with Ivy's demostration of how she karate chop Ah Nan when he 不乖...



Scare bo!!



Why people can pose nicely for me but this fucker just can't?



Ok...he wasn't the only one who couldn't pose properly...



Back to the menu...was she having a hard time finding the Ramen with colorful fishcake?



Must be...she doesn't look like she's happy with what she saw on the menu I guess...No colorful fishcake...poor Adeline~



Check this out fellas...4 pieces of charsiew, bua liap egg and some noodles gonna cost you $11 bux!!! Might as well go rob right? Rich in collagen my ass...you guys richer after selling me such stuffs fer $11...



Serena was camera shy while Ivy was still busy telling people how she karate chop Ah Nan when he 不乖...Kenneth was...well, just happy~



Ah Nan complaining to me how painful Ivy's karate chops were...Can anyone guess what was on Adeline's mind? Must be thinking how to use those chops on Colin...


After waiting for 15 good minutes, limpeh's Ramen was the first to arrive whahahaha!!! Told you chicken is easier to cook than charsiew you don't believe...



This was good ramen I have to say....want some eh Colin?



One word to describe my feeling then...it was just 爽!!!



Everyone got their ramen eventually...



But wait!! Someone haven't got hers!!



Oh...it was Ivy...told her Tomyam Ramen hardest to prepare cause still must go catch squid la prawn la and pluck lemon etc etc she don't believe...



Someone just can't be bothered who haven't got their ramen...eat oledi then come and say....



See Kenneth...so cultivated...he waited for Ivy to get her Ramen before he starts to eat...Serena, on the other hand, was just too hungry lar..after a day of shopping hurhur....



These side dishes were damn good oso...next time must go there eat again...



Sabrina and Chris are going on a diet meh? Or use eye power will feel full leow?



What the fuck is the thing that everyone is putting into their ramen? Free one oso don't need like that rite?



Its time for limpeh to pose~!



Another one~~!



She oso wanna pose...kaoz! 抢镜头!!



Some of the casulties after the battle...



He died like a hero!! Even though he lost both his eyeballs....



Faster finish your lousy red bean drink and get the fuck out of here~!!



Serena...are you done with your ramen? Why cannot finish? Not nice ar? Da bao home or give Kenneth eat lar...He doesn't look like he's feeling full...


After eating, I suggested to have a drink at Marquee cos its near to where Puss parked his car. After I told the captain to arrange the tables fer 10 person, Jiaos came to me and ask if I want some dessert instead. Immediately I knew what was heading my way...



What else? Walk to Raffles MRT fer dessert at coffeeclub lar...



On the way to Coffeeclub, I saw a friend and decided to take a picture with him~ He is 茶圣 and limpeh is 赌圣!!



Me secretly telling 茶圣 tomorrow buy which horse to win...


Upon our arrival at Coffeeclub, the waitress told us they are closing at 10pm sharp. What the fuck lor...its already 9.30pm...So how? Walk somemore lar...walk to Boat Quay's TCC lor...Mala wu bian....



Some pictures taken on our way to TCC. Limpeh damn long never come to this place leow...



Swee bo?



Swee right~



Ok...everything was starting to look familiar!



Finally!!! We saw Boat Quay's famous Macdonald's!!!



This was the place we used to frequent (when we were still bbsing) for bubble tea + karaoke...I still remember the name of that place...it was Farmosa or 傅尔摩沙...



I wonder what is so nice about this place...make limpeh walked 400 meters for it...or was it 800 meters?



Fucking shack can...I think I digested my ramen after all that walking...



Look at my perspiration!!!



I was just randomly taking pictures and someone thought I wanna take their picture and post it in my blog...



Ok lar...as long as it makes you guys happy...



In actual fact, these were the things I was more interested with whahahahahaha....



The wind must be quite strong...



I think she is a cup B...



He has got a pimple somewhere on his face...Can you spot it?



Walk all the way fer these things...wah lanz eh...



This one Marquee oso have what!



This one lagi don't have to say...this one Casurina Road prata uncle oso got sell...


Ok lar...after eating those cakes and drinking those coffee, we ended the day in seperate ways~ It was a fun night, if not for the hurting kneecap after all those walks. Forthcoming events for August would be Russ + Jenny's baby boy's full month celebration and the return of the 2 lorries man! Remember who is this 2 lorries man? Here's a recap picture of his...



Lets go for some curry rice again!! Onz bo 小黑!!

The Legend of The 2 Prodigies

3 nights a week, without fail, Tim would call me and ask me out for coffee/dinner/fag/look at each other and sigh/order more coffee/fag somemore/look and each other and sigh louder/ask where to go what to do etc.


As I signed off from my last entry, Tim was already waiting downstairs. Off we go, to our usual coffee/dinner/fag/look at each other and sigh/order more coffee/fag somemore/look and each other and sigh louder/ask where to go what to do etc.


Pretty standard, first thing that bugger ask when he sees me crawling into his 147 is..."Where to now?" and he expect limpeh to think where to go at home. Where the fuck can we go other than places that sell coffee and tea and maybe some pratas?



Prata shop near Nee Soon Camp...I think most northerners know this place.



Chinese kopitiam beside the prata shop. Some ah long discussing where to "da chua" later...



Only cars...and empty chairs...and of cos, mosquitoes.



Waiting for pratas...
*Note the empty chairs everywhere!*



Wah!! Got 小姐 come this kinda ulu place alone to eat prata siah!! Tim...faster go and ask..."小姐，爱手干唛？"



Huh?



Colin...you miss eating prata bo?



That famous..."WHERE TO NOW?!?!?" sign...


And so...another boring night with 2 boring prodigies doing boring things while sitting at boring places with boring people around serving you boring teh o and pratas.

What you guys usually do on weekends? Clubbing? Drinking? Feasting? Watch movie? Snuggle with your love ones at home?


Guess what's mine?


Saturday,15/07/06

Was watching ESPN when Tim called. He asked if I wanna come out for coffee and me, being Mr Nice Guy, gladly accepted the invitation. Two single prodigies who are always stuck together doing nothing but have coffee and rot the night away. Is that what prodigies do today? Fuck...


Blue Heaven is an open air pub amid by trees at Sembawang. No, we weren't inside, we were sitting at the coffeeshop just beside it hahaha...



This was the place we were at...1036 coffeeshop. Only losers sit beside pub to drink coffee...and those losers were us.



Everyone seem to have a good time there...some losers were there eating otaks while drinking Heineken. Eh...the Heineken girl quite jude leh...



Tim thought otherwise...such high taste...I think he prefers the one standing behind him...


Sunday,16/07/06

This time, the Yishun Prodigy (me lar!) decided to go out walk walk by himself. Then someone called and jio me go Selegie pak pool... Anyway, before going out to walk walk by myself, I've already arranged dinner with XXXX around 5+ at Buckaroos (quite near Blue Heaven, also surrounded by trees in Sembawang). Why Buckaroos? I'm trying to impress her with nice nice buffalo wings and big big steak lar...and maybe with the help of the great ambience there, I might be able to make her marry me wahahhahahahahahaahahahhahahahaha!!!


Scarly she worked till 930pm and it was already 10pm when she pia cab down from Bedok North to Yishun. By the time we reached Buckaroos, those fuckers already packed up. Ask taxi uncle to make a U-turn and we decided to drop at Malu-Malu to see if there's anything to eat. Paid $17.60 for cab fare, sat down, fagged and order 2 cans of minom (drinks), flipped the menu, boring dishes, decided to sua to somewhere else for some western food, jumped into another cab and head down towards Swensen Crown Hotel. Paid another $12.80 cab fare. FUCK...liao lwee...Why must shopping centers in heartland close so early?


Finally, a decent place to dine. She ordered ribeye steak while I ordered sambal grilled fish (Peng hur say peng hur la...what sambal grilled fish?). Tried taking her picture but I dunno why girls dont like me to take picture of them... Scare limpeh do gongtao on your picture izzit!!!



So can you guess who is she from this picture?


Monday,17/07/06

Another boring day for Yishun Prodigy hahahaahaha...out alone AGAIN!! Cheebye...


This time I decided to go to the place I used to work...I used to frequent this place alot...during those days it was call Thomson Yaohan...But I can no longer remember when Yaohan "Toe Tune" (倒闭). This is perhaps, the most most most fucked up shopping center in Singapore. I merely spent 15 minutes inside. This was how fucked up it is.



Fucked up place can really fucked up the quality of the picture as well...



You know what is 小猫两三只 or 鸟不拉屎 place? This is the description for Thomson Plaza.


Can you believe it? Tim just called...asking if I wanna go do what losers do best tonight. Fuck...am I really a loser??

Do you feel like a cheebye jackass at times? Well, I do...


Was out in town with Wong last Saturday. What is so damn good about town!!! It is always so fucking packed!!








Its kinda boring to go town, when you've got nothing to get in mind. And so, me and Wong settled down at Starfucks California Fitness Center, with a bunch of mats sitting next to us. They were yelling and screaming and laughing like mad, as if people dunno they can afford the drinks at Starfucks. They managed to catch my attention when I turned and saw one wearing a jacket with "Cool-MAT" on the back. Ya...at least they are cool enough to know that they know the correct way to spell mat is, well, MAT and not MUD...


Didn't take any picture of them else it'd make them think they are really so cool...puiz!!


Head towards Heeren and Wong suggested to have Billy Bombers. I don't know why but the slim, slender and skinny fuckers around me all have big appetite. We ordered Nachos Salad to share and a burger respectively. By the time I finished the Nacho Salad, I'm already full. Wong, on the other hand, is looking forward to his B52.



Wong, drinking as much coke as possible as you get free-flow coke after the first mug!!



Me, surrendering to Wong for the "I Can Eat More Than You" title. Wong!! You're the man!!


I can barely finish my burger and the french fries whereas Wong finished his in mere 5mins! Amazing right! Who said life is fair? Small fucks with big appetite are running around the place...especially in AngMoKio and Bishan area...


So wassup after dinner? Go home sleep lar...what else? What can two guys do in town? If its 小桂林 we can still hold hands and walk around like the bangladeshi lads...


Took a train back to Yishun and then boarded the feeder service back home. See the direct contrast between heartland and town areas?



So empty...


Even Pasar Malam oso bo lang...


Only 2 person were on that bus, me and the bus driver. Splendid way to end my Saturday, simply brilliant.


By the way, Livi said to me...everyone is a cheebye jackass at times so don't frown whenever I feel like one. Do you agree? Have you ever been a cheebye jackass before?

World cup is coming to an end. This Monday morning will be the grand final of World Cup 2006. Who will play against who? My bet will be Italy vs Portugal hehe...cos I don't think germany can break open Italian's defense and Scolari will revenge for the real Brazilians with his european brazilians hurhur...


Anyway, was out with Tim for a drink at Seletar Dam and that place really makes me feel as if I'm at 秋明山(that place Takumi raced in Initial D). Whipped out my 2mp Sony Ericsson W810i and took a pic of Tim with his Alfa Romeo 147 and some pictures that might make those (who have watched Initial D) share my sentiments heh....



Where the hell is my car?



Still no sight of my car...god damnit...



Ok...I give up...I'll just continue be my passenger...



SHOWOFF!!!



When you dont have "SEI", you have to "gake" some out...like our friend Timothy here..although the slippers are a turn-off hahaha...



I was out with her yesterday to watch Just My Luck...Can anybody guess who she is? Woo...she is so pretty!! I like her so much!!! Oh...I was referring to Linsay Lohan lar...diu~



This was taken infront of ah nan's place 2 weeks ago...It was the combination of jiao's idea and the power of panorama!!(Although the execution kinda sux..)



This was taken at that muslim makan place at IOI Plaza(The place I always play pool at). This is a demostration that my skill is better than jiaos hahaahahaha...the one on the right is Fabian Barthez brother, Gubiang Barthez.


Excellent stuffs ya?!??!! Cool phone W810i hurhur....