Yo..wassup fuggers~ Nowadays limpeh only blog once in a blue moon and limpeh really wonder if limpeh is going to lose all my viewers. But fug lor..its not like limpeh dont wanna blog, just that limpeh is very much occupied with er...you know lar..


Anyways, limpeh got tons of material waiting for limpeh to put em up here so don't worry my dear fuggers...you'll get to see them soon. Limpeh saved it for rainy days when limpeh don't have anything to do. And ironically, it is the time when people are so busy travelling from places to places. So can any of you fuggers tell me....

WHAT TIME IS IT???















ITS TIGER TIME YOUR LUMPA......
















ITS CHINESE NEW YEAR LAR YOU CHEEBYES....










So......












HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR AND WIN MORE EAT MORE LAUGH MORE BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY.....REMEMBER WHO ARE THE ONES WHO GAVE YOU THOSE ANGBAOS COS IN A BLINK OF AN EYE, THEY ARE GONNA BE MINE!!!!! BUN LUCK!!!!! JIAK DOUBLE!!!! GOR LENG!!!! ALSO JIAK DOUBLE!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!

Harlow eberybirdie!!! How is it going man~ Is everyone very much alive? Due to personal commitments, limpeh cant blog as much as limpeh used to leow. Even laptop oso not much time to on. Tonight thought of logging in to eng siew eng siew abit so dont expect too much hor...


So what's been happening recently? Erm...can dont say? Ok lar...still the usual stuff...been busy working and studying...but sometimes still got a bit of time go tuang tuang abit...



Anybody know where limpeh took this pic? *hint* Anybody been to Sixth Lok Yang road?


Then it was makan session with 小猫两三只, organized by someone whom limpeh will never relate to organizing events...its none other than Sir-Colin-Eats-Alot~ Steady lar~ Finally someone is taking over the baton from limpeh hurhur...we went to some ulu place at balestier for one really really nice fish head steamboat...you know why izzit so nice? Becos the soup is free flow one leh!! Mai siao siao...Limpeh thought only ladies night got free flow...skally now fish head steamboat oso got free flow hurhur...but limpeh bo eng to take picture cos now, limpeh not only have to serve limpehself, but oso have to serve limbu...and you know what? Limbu sot tio that cake-sard-sard-by-wearing-a-hankie-on-his-head-while-serving-fish-head-steamboat guy in the fish head steamboat stall..puiz!!



working in coffeeshop and yet try to act stylo...this one not call cake-sard-sard-by-wearing-a-hankie-on-his-head-while-serving-fish-head-steamboat then limpeh dunno call what leow...


That place reminds me of another place I used to frequent and Sir-Colin-Eats-Alot really swept away enough food to feed 5 battalions for 7 years...



Cannot tell where is this?



Now can tell leow right! But theres something limpeh have to tell you...standard drop until damn jialat..so jialat that even ah hock, the wAnder dog, no longer roams there...


And so, limpeh have to end this very short but yet very 难得 blog...cos LIMPEH REALLY TIRED AND WANNA SLEEP BUT STILL MANAGED TO SQUEEZE OUT ONE BLOG IN 20 MINUTES OK!!! So till then, goodnite and goodbye fuggers...hope to see you fuggers soon before limpeh starts to get busy with those pua bye books again...

First post of the year! 7th of January! So what took limpeh so long to post limpeh's first blog in 2007? Becos limpeh was so busy trying to tell people what limpeh know about management that limpeh got no time to tell people how limpeh look at life.


No lar...limpeh was too busy trying to impress someone who is so so so so into guys who ride...so bo bian...limpeh have to start chasing wind again...


Valentino Rossi in the making...or rather, Builentino Roti in the making...



And you can tell obviously who is the one who can't ride...isn't it? Just look at his fugged face hahahaha...


Anyway, limpeh have been really really busy with limpeh oso dunno what but you fuggers can start asking me out after 16th of Jan. And of cos, subjected to approval depending on where you ask limpeh to go. Why? Becos limpeh song lor...can bo?

Happy New Year eberybirdie~ and Happy Hari Raya Puasa to eberymuddie~ May all of you fuggers stop getting fugged by your managers in the new year and may the fugs only happen to you in bedrooms! Ok, some might prefer somewhere else other than the bedrooms but you know what limpeh mean lar...

Economics is perhaps the most fucked up subject limpeh have ever taken in my entire career as a student. It is so fuckeduply confusing that limpeh can't even pronounce the subject properly...do you pronounce it as Air-Ker-Nor-Micks or Yee-Kor-Nor-Micks? Ahh...whatever..limpeh just know its a fuckedup subject can leow...

Limpeh on laptop wanna do assignment one but wadaya know? Limpeh left the books in my boot duh! Went down wanting to get the books but end up taking picture of limpeh's latest addition...


Fog light...



Still the fog light...just nearer hahaha....


Too bad limpeh can't blast my ICE here...else you sure wow!! What is ICE? In Car Entertainment...solid...but still not very solid...unless i zng my whole boot with 6 more woofers and 4 more amps haha...


But this hobby is very siong to the wallet...limpeh need a second job~ Anybody want limpeh to be your part time boyfriend? Pick you up after work and send you home, weekends bring you go eat wind~ All you need to do is...help limpeh pong petrol, tia parking coupon or top up cashcard, occasionally heng summon and most importantly, lemme "er hem" every week hahahahahahahhahahaha....any takers?

How limpeh wish doing assignment is as easy as blogging. Its so sian when you have to validate points that you have written to prove you know what the fuck you are writing about. Limpeh never liked to prove nor convince, thats why limpeh is finding it so hard to cope with all these studies.


Went back to NgeeAnn Polytechnics the other day...to visit the place where limpeh used to roam freely and wildly. The place where many fond and sour memories are found. Didn't really thought limpeh would return there one day, but limpeh did. Gone are those familiar faces, but the building still looks the same...


This used to be my playground...


Since nothing much to take, limpeh took some pics of limpeh's ride...after having it for almost 3 weeks. Should've taken the original state then the makeover stage...so you guys will know how much limpeh have mod ahahha...


After searching for 2 weeks, limpeh finally found the rim limpeh have always wanted...WorkEmotion XT7, the rim that make Colin drool...or so limpeh thought heh...



Looking at it in another angle...actually limpeh dont really wanna do much cosmetic mod, thinking of just changing the rims and thats all...but ended up, limpeh spend more on the speakers than 4 rims hurhur...



This was taken today when limpeh went Tong Lee Wee to zng fog lamp. Should limpeh lower the suspension? Lowering it seem nicer eh?



This was the girl limpeh saw at Botak Jones AMK, so sweet looking...limpeh wonder what the hell is she doing with 2 ah bengs though...



Please note that, these pictures were taken without limpeh facing her..was secretly take while limpeh is back facing her...limpeh's skill good right! Or is she too obsessed with that hotdog she ordered?


Ok...end of the blog...quite sian of it oledi haha...next time then share more ya?

Its been awhile...and wadaya know? Blogger's interface have changed once again. More reliable? Maybe...but limpeh don't seriously give a fuck...cos limpeh is so fugging shacked shacked shacked...wanna give up doing the cheebye degree course leow. All the terminology+theories+this+that = MALA WU ENG!!!!!





Ok, that is not the reason why limpeh is blogging now. Limpeh is blogging now cos limpeh really believe this is a 金钱挂帅的 world. Why?



Car haven't take, road tax come leow...the moment the car landed in Singapore and use the road, must give chenghu kopi lwee leow...damn efficient...



But don't chow gan the chenghu yet...because everyone oso efficient when it comes to lwee...insurance oso come leow when limpeh is still taking MRTs and Buses...you got hear before people say they buy insurance for taking MRT and bus bo?


So its like that one...proven tat money makes the world go round...and round...and round...round...but the bottom line is...BEWARE FUGGERS!!! I AM CATCHING UP LEOW!!!

SEE!!!!!! I told you someone somewhere is gonna follow suit and jump the mrt track again...Poor fellar...must be thinking of jump leow then the family can be like that of the other unfortunate one who got a huge amount of money that one have to spend a few decades to earn it. But do you think his family can have so much donation like the previous?


WAIT LONG LONG OK!!! You think singaporean really so rich ar? Even if they are really so rich, you think they will donate just becos he jump mrt track ar? I also dunno how the hell did the public managed to donate so much previously. Or maybe the newspaper exaggerated? Fuck lar...its the newspaper again...cheebye one lor...give people wrong idea...wanna write people's mishap, carry on...but dont have to fucking report how much the family got out of it right? Whats your fucking point?


See...maybe this 2nd guy who jumped thought his family could benefit from his death. And now newspaper don't dare to publicise leow, or maybe kanna ordered by SMRT not to publicise else nobody dare to drive MRT leow...so the question here is, how much do you think the public is gonna donate to this guy's family?


Maybe 1% of what the other family got. The most also 2%.


So tell me, what is the moral of this story?


The moral of the story is, You don't have to commit suicide(especially give MRT long) to let your family find out how much you are worth.


I feel so sorry for that 2nd guy who jumped, believing that the newspaper will publicise for him so his family can live better. The former jumped out of desperation, the latter jumped thinking that he is going to help his family out of desperation. Whose fault? THE PUA CHEEBYE NEWSPAPER LAR!!!!!

Last weekend long weekend si bo~ Song bo~ Ok lar...not really song cos didn't have much to do. Went nan's place on Sat to eat claypot rice etc etc...hence no soccer betting for the next 3 months. Met up with my study groupmates for a cho bo lan session. Supposed to discuss about studies but end up discuss about what we usually do when we are free....duh! Then came Monday...also nothing to do....then Tuesday oso do nothing...就这样, my long weekend is over~~ Boohoo...


Oh ya...the roads in Tuas, Gul, Benoi and Pioneer area is so fucking luan you know? From one can lead to another one but you have to drive thru those small little roads where trailers just park wherever they like cos they thought their father mother uncle aunty own that road. One lane road still park until like that...wah lan eh....Heng limpeh almost covered that area leow so next week I'll be going down to Loyang leow...From the West to the East...song rite!! Everyday song song till Jurong rite!!


Song you come and do lar....now I know why Timothy say driving for leisure is song, but not driving for a living....