Hello all you small big medium puny humongous fuggers! Its limpeh again~ How is everyone doing man! Limpeh realised limpeh's blog like got more and more unique and returning visitors each day...dunno izzit because ah diang always go around and boon to her friends that her limpeh is damn funny...


You know, last time limpeh blog used to be quite popular until limpeh got a fan who came up to limpeh at Tampines Giant and get limpeh's autograph ok! Ok ok...sorry for getting too carried away but it is damn song to have people recognising limpeh and praise limpeh...so thank you everybody and ah diang for publicizing limpeh's blog...limpeh should've gotten an ah diang who is doing PR and limpeh might be more choot mia than Xia Xuay...


Ok, back to limpeh's adventure. Limpeh's friend Timothy, has married a fine young lady who has brainS!!! Why like that say leh? Cos this bugger last time always complain his girlfriend bo nao...knn...wu nao won't choose you leow loh!! :X


Anyway, limpeh cannot believe he is married leow cos he is like those flower flower gong zi you know? Imagining him getting married is like imagining Spurs beating Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium with David Bentley playing Lennon's position and Robbie Keane playing Modric's position. Ball call leng air thai chee you know? Skally he ga ga get married...cannot be shotgun cause limpeh know he always fire blank waahahhahhaa...kidding lar..but limpeh don't have any picture of those 2 to share but only ah diang's heavily make up face to share...



Ah diang happily telling people how much money she spend on the makeups...actually everything cost S$25 niah cos she got good kangtao from Far East Plaza. Wanna know what kangtao? Call her lar...



S$25 dollar makeup still got free fake eyelashes ok!! You see, the eye lashes even longer than limpeh's armpit mor...



Actually ah diang quite swee leh..limpeh told her she looks like Cynthia Koh minus the fake nose...hopefully with this, she will let limpeh buy limpeh's dream watch Panerai 285 yay!


And so, limpeh's good friend Timothy has finally decided to settle down so limpeh would like to take this chance and wish him happy humping the same girl for the rest of his life wahahahahahaha....


As limpeh said in limpeh's previous post, limpeh was going to Saigon for an exhibition and so here limpeh am, on the soil the yankees call Nam and the Namese call home. Vietnam...



Look left...bo simi lang...



Look right...also bo simi lang...but the airport looks quite clean la..limpeh thought will have chickens runnning around...maybe watch too many Hamburger Hill leow...



Welcome to Ho Gao Gan City where the grass is green and the girls are filthy!



Can you pronounce these words? Its pronounced as "Ouch, My Argh". A Foot Massage Palour...



How come they also got Tekka? Where are the banglas?



This is their famous Broken Rice! Dunno you watch Anthony Bourdain's A cook's tour or not...there is the episode where he went to vietname where they had to smash the claypot to serve the rice in it. Hence the name broken rice...not eat the rice eat until broke that kind of broken...



This is their drumstick...of cos small lar...people also cannot eat full already you think the chickens will be fed till fat fat meh?



One of the streets where there are many people ask you if you want girls or not. Wang so many for what? Got one back at home already tao tia...still come here and find foreign tao tia...knn....



see what limpeh told you about the puny chicken? These 3 chickens can feed 8 household ok!!



Usual night scene, nothing special. Put here just to prove limpeh W995 is ho eh!



Next day at Saigon Exhibition and Convention Center. Quite modern hor?



Wah this bowl of fugging pho is fugging good man!! It's pronounced as Fer and not Foe so dont xiaxuay people and say you want a bowl of Beef Foe. The vietnamese will Foe your kotek and shove it up your ass.



This is the best cuppa coffee limpeh had ever drink in limpeh's life!!! It is damn good until one will almost cry sipping it...Firstly, you wait for it to drip finish...



Then you stir it well with the condensed milk



TADA!!! The best thing in life is not sex, its Kaf Phei Sue Da!! This cuppa little thing can kick all the Starfucks and CoffeeBeen back to the Ang mo land...



Limpeh like the vietnamese dress alot...you can see the girl's body contour leh woohoo...knn..look at those legs....reminds limpeh of that porridge stall in Chinatown...



Woohoo!! Time to go home leow!!! Lets get the fuck out of this lanjiao place man...



Ah nia, Ang Mai Sio Kan?



The traffic there is jialat until cannot jialat leow. At first when limpeh go Orchard road on Saturday limpeh thought it was bad. Then limpeh go KL limpeh thought KL was the worst leow. Then limpeh went Bangkok and limpeh thought you cant be worse than this. Now limpeh in HCM and it was like knn...how the fuck did they managed to bring in all these motorbikes? Hopefully, limpeh don't have to go India. Limpeh see cow limpeh will slap them silly one...



Looks like Vietnamese also don't like to wash their truck..look at all those jiaosai on that truck...oh..thats not jiaosai? Its an army truck with camouflage? Camouflage as cow consider as camouflage? You think enemy will think thats a cow when they see it from the sky? Cowzilla issit? Wonder why the yankees can still lose the war here...kaoz..



time to go home leow!! see you back in Singapore!!!


And that marks the end of limpeh's Ho Chi Minh adventure...don't worry, there are more to come but tell me first, what is the moral of this entry? Don't think you can get away selling us Palm oil as petrol...we all know what oil you are selling when WRX pump your petrol and lose pick up to a Picanto.


Lastly, my pride and joy!!

Hello all you fuggers!! Paiseh hor, limpeh don't have anything to show in this entry but just to tell you fuggers to stay tune cos limpeh is heading to Saigon tomorrow and won't be back till Sunday. Limpeh go there see see got what interesting thing to take and post ok? Wah...suddenly limpeh feel like Anthony Bourdain...dunno will meet any pretty Miss Saigon or not hor?

Hello little fuggers, big fuggers and martha fuggers!! Its nice to see all you fuggers start visiting limpeh's blog again. Its been a fine month and it passed by so quickly and without limpeh knowing, its gonna be payday soon!! Really leh...pay come so fast and go so fast till limpeh also dunno where limpeh kai those lwee..cheebye...


Why time passed so quickly leh? Maybe because limpeh is always busy with limpeh also dunno what. Just last week, limpeh was mobilised to Bangkok with a 2 days notice to deliver some shit. It was like Amazing Race you know? Limpeh had to rush to Changi cargo terminal to pick up goods at 8.30am and then rush to catch a plane to Bangkok at 9.30am and deliver the goods to customer at Bangkok's outskirt by 1.30pm. FWAH LAN EH!!! Can die man...but luckily managed to complete the task given so everyone chio bee bee...


After that things were rather relax cos limpeh's mission was just there to deliver goods. My colleague Yack from thailand then brought us to walk around and eat duck bee hoon soup. We ate duck bee hoon soup in the morning and we ate duck bee hoon soup in the night but not in the afternoon cos afternoon at the CNG station that has nothing but Sun, Sun and more Sunlight. Anyway Yack only knows where got nice duck bee hoon soup and dunno anything else but duck bee hoon soup. Luckily he knows where got Mcdonald's so we managed to get Samurai Pork Burger...at least something different from duck bee hoon soup cos limpeh is not really a duck person...fuck person maybe but definitely not duck person.



Mah Boon Krong...those who always go Thailand find ah kuas should be familiar with this place...this place dwaft Mustafa Center man...fucking fucking huge with loads of things to see and buy..



This is limpeh's colleague name Yack. Actually his name is Wisanu Jompakdee but because he talks a lot, we call him Yackadoodle so short form just call him Yack. He is a good country boy who knows nothing but bring his guests to eat duck bee hoon soup and showing off his THB1,500 Rolax Substandardmariner.



Limpeh is sure you know who this fucker is. He is Alvin, limpeh's loyal apprentice who eats almost everything and anything. He too, bought the THB1,500 Rolax Substandardmariner with Yack and showing off in the picture. He is damn Giam Siap and has been considering to buy a Mont Blanc pen or not for more than 15 months already but still cant bear to part with that money. Don't think he is poor ok, this fucker's 3 months commission is more than a fresh grad's half year pay. Now tell me, is he a Giam Gu? Of cos, dead sea also not as giam as him...



This is the duck bee hoon soup that limpeh ate day and night during the trip. Knnz..limpeh one year's duck quota was consumed in 2 days when limpeh stayed in Bangkok for 2 days.



This is Chicken's Lumpa. Kidding lar... But limpeh really dunno what is this, maybe some kind of meat balls made from chicken's lumpa. Then you wonder, whats the point??!?!



This was taken off a bridge at limpeh-also-dunno-where. The bridge got running light one leh...quite swee but limpeh dunno whats the point also...liao dian..waste electricity...the Thais really gan bo liao at times...



This is the street leading to a place where girls would spread their legs for $$. Those thai prostitutes are fucking young ok! Average age should be 15 or 16 niah...so ke lian..but some are damn swee while others look like airpork. By the way, you see the emblem infront of the car? Limpeh travel around in Merc while in Thailand ok!! Knnz...limpeh's industry is really ho tan..



And so...limpeh ended limpeh's short trip to Bangkok and came back with a luggage full of snacks!!! Wooohooo, the only comfort from this trip...



Eh? How come got one cat in the suitcase? Cheebye...later limpeh kanna charge for bringing in illegal immigrant...


And that ends limpeh's latest adventure! So tell limpeh, what is the moral of this entry? As long as you've never seen big snake pang jio, dont tell people you are damn kiang ok? Limpeh? Limpeh see big snake pang jio grow up one...so do you think limpeh kiang or not?


Anyway,ah diang told limpeh that she wants to book a limo for our wedding that costs $800!! She siao or wat? Book one day for $800..limpeh can buy 2 Panerai strap with that already ok!! Kia mm zai lor...actually limpeh oledi got good and free kangtao for her but she don't want...knnz...limpeh's boss wanna lend limpeh his SLK or VW Phaeton she mai, say too common le..limpeh was thinking ok what..for one day only, must really dua kang until so dua meh?? Then another colleague told limpeh she can lend me her Lexus SC430 if limpeh want...dunno ah diang will like this one or not hor?



Swee bo this car? No, this is not limpeh's new car but limpeh's colleague's car which limpeh is thinking of borrowing it for limpeh's ROM. Hopefully by then limpeh's colleague haven't sell away..



4.3 litre engine leh...one year's road tax 5k+...you can tahan or not??

Hello everybirdie! Limpeh log on to tell story again but limpeh is not gonna talk about that chow ah lian anymore. Limpeh gonna show you how chum limpeh is trying to be the best guy in town, probably in Batam as well.


Ah diang loves to take part in a lot of activities because she is like to lao gua. Whenever she feels like lao gua, limpeh will lao a lot more gua than her. Just 2 months ago, she took part in the simi pinky pinky run at Marina bay which limpeh had to wake up damn early to bring her there to run. What difference does it makes with running around your estate man!! Why must wake up cheat za buay za and go all the way there to run with everyone? Is it because we are social animals so whatever fuck thing we do we love to do it together? Is this like what William Shake-a-spear said "Birds of a feather, flock fucking together"? Is is true we love cluster fucking together? Have you ever gone through the days where PTI ask you to SPREAD!!!! SQUEEZE!!! SPREAD!!!! SQUEEZE!!!! all day long?!?! Have you ever gone through days where you had to squeeze with bangaladeshi lads at Countdown Singapore? WHY!!! Why we like to squeeze so much?!?! Why can't we just run at our estate at our own leisure??!??!


And so, limpeh woke up fucking cheebye eh early on Saturday morning. Even more early than weekdays.



Limpeh's carpark. There is a weird feeling of Deja Vu cos it feels the same when you just parked your car and went upstairs at 1am. 5 hours later you find yourself walking back to your car. Then you think, did limpeh went up to sleep at all??????????



Time check. It is indeed 6.25am. Limpeh did sleep for 4-5 hours. Or did limpeh??



CTE tunnel. Don't you fuggers who are working in town wish that the tunnel looks like this everyday to work? Dream on you fuggers, dream on.



Ah diang is very serious about her run ok...doing her stretching ok...don't think she cannot run..limpeh think she can better than most of your fuggers...she clear her 2.4km in under 15 mins ok!



See how chum limpeh look. Knnz...at night sell backside also not as chum. At least you get to lie down when people fuck your backside...



金鸡独立you know what or not?



Ready? Ready? Ready already or not????!!!!?!!!!?!??!



Ok, fuck off and hurry up come back...limpeh wanna go home sleep....



Its coffee time!! Limpeh's favourite Ice Grande Latte yummy!!



Shack right!! See, ask you to sleep longer you don't want...drag limpeh all the way here to East Coast and run with 1,000+ girls...pui...can see cannot eat :X



All this for a can of 嘉嘉凉茶 and a bottle of Ice Mountain..but at least better than those on the stage...they won 2 extra large air tickets to run in Terengganu wahhaahhaaha...all the way there just to run with other minahs hahahhahaha....crazy muthafuckas..


Ah diang said she joined all these runs la walk la crawl la is because she wants to challenge herself. That is having a very positive mindset and limpeh applaud her for thinking that way but but but....dont challenge limpeh also mah...waking up 6am on a Saturday you know!! If not because limpeh 有练过，limpeh already become 咸煎饼 leow....


So tell limpeh, what is the moral of the story? If you are working in town, find a job that starts work at 6.30am...limpeh confirm you reach your workplace on time everyday and save a lot of ERP charges....

Hello everybirdie again!! Guess who is back, back again~ Limpeh's back, to chow gan again~ What is it this time? What else but Ris Low, the Ex Miss Singapore who was caught swiping other people's credit card.


Limpeh was actually quite reluctant to talk about her cos limpeh thinks she doesnt deserve that much attention. but when limpeh heard her interview on 938 live on radio one morning on my way to work, limpeh's fire suddenly soar at least eighteen storeys high. Kan nin nan, shes talk like one chow ah lian you know? How the fuck did such chow ah lian become Miss Singapore?!?! Don't tell me Singapore girls see liao liao (死光光), must send this kind of kar siao to sia suay us to the whole world? Limpeh think the judges oso got a part to play lar...really wanna ask them what is their judging criteria...izzit got neh got kar chng can already.


The thing here is, we are not saints and will definitely make mistakes in our lives. Don't tell limpeh you never steal eraser or mechanical pencil at Oriental Emporium or Yaohan before!! Of cos, we will not admit we did that before if no one ask or no one knows. But when someone pitchiak your lobang and you calmly say it is no big deal and it is not a crime because never go into jail then it is damn stupid already. It is fucking stupid la...kanna caught already must use this opportunity and show people you are trying to repent and get on with life and hope everybody can support you and give you a chance to deal with that sick and rotten part in the brain. Like that most likely people will pang chan...If someone do wrong things limpeh can still forgive but if you do wrong things and behave like chow ah lian plus continuously showing your stupidity then limpeh cannot forgive leow. But then again, all chow ah lians are stupid so limpeh guess she is just being herself. But limpeh is still fucking buay song so limpeh have to give her a piece of my mind....



Paiseh hor to the 2 ah nia beside...limpeh helped cover your eyes leow so you don't have to sia suay with the chow ah lian in the center...


and to the judges, free please go Chinatown and ask those ah po sitting by the roadside to orr your hee sai and wipe away your bark sai cos you cheebyes are the reason why this became international news. It is because of your lousy judging skills that chow ah lian became Miss Singapore. If chow ah lian can become Miss Singapore, then my friend below can become Manhunt Singapore leow!!

Hello everybirdie!! Its limpeh again and today limpeh feel like chow gan Singaporean again.


Mr Curry Png and Miss Number Two (Number One is Zoe Tay) got married 2 days ago and created quite a big hoohaa. Limpeh guess its like that one lar...people angmo gao got what we cheena biang also do what. And so, both of them got together a whole bunch of brothers and sisters and reporters and the right and the wrong people just to act as if they are damn popular. Sure, limpeh can do that too when limpeh get married, just have to go Tanjong Pagar earlier to pick up as many bangladeshi lads as possible to make up the numbers...


The event was covered on local tabloid papers like 联合晚报 and 新民日报 for 3 consecutive days with nothing but how much the couple spent and who attended and how much angbao was given to get Miss Number Two and how Mr Curry Png wants to take care of the Miss Number Two torso (下半身). Limpeh just don't understand why the locals like to comment on what they should and should not do or what Huang Na's mother should and should not do with the money ah der (猪) and ah gao (狗) donated. What the fuck has it gotta do with you? Mind your own fucking business and take care of your son's and daughter's wedding will do and recognise the fact that DOESN'T MEAN YOU DONT HAVE THE FUCKING MONEY TO THROW A MEGA BANQUET/PARTY THEN THOSE WHO HAVE THE ABILITY CANNOT DO IT, YOU CHEEBYES!!!!!!




So get a grip and lets wish Mr Curry Png and Miss Number Two to live happily ever after together and have many many kids in near future. Lets hope Mr Curry Png also got sperms with tail as strong as the great white shark like limpeh's good friend who just celebrated his twin sons one month shower party 2 weeks ago. Shiok leh! One shot strikes 2 eggs...no wonder his laopeh call him ah Zoon...really damn zoon...


So the last last weekend was a crazy weekend cos limpeh attended 2 shower parties and a one year old party. All in all, limpeh attended 4 parties in September! Guess its like that...just 4 - 5 years ago, it was non-stop weddings and 4 - 5 years later, it is non-stop shower parties zzz...and ah diang was damn happy to give business to her friend who make diaper cakes. Erm, using unused diapers and wrap it and wala, it turns into a cake. Or rather, it looks like one. Dont be mistaken as giving the thing inside the diaper after Rui Yang wears it for a day.



This was for the twins, Calum and Calius, limpeh think thats how you spell their name...pronounce it as Kay-Lerm and Kay-Lers..heng not triplets else the 3rd one will call Cachelle...which limpeh is very sure that you know how to pronounce it...



This was for Sherrie!! Limpeh had a picture of her in my arms but its in ah diang's handphone so you dont have a chance to see how cute that little girl is hurhur...too bad!



This is for Evienne, think thats how you spell her name. Paiseh hor if limpeh spell wrongly cos limpeh very bad with english names. When ah diang commented Ah Chua looks like Justice Bao, limpeh still have to take awhile to think who the fuck is Justice Bao.



This is limpeh's wrist shot! Swee bo!!! the house behind me is Janice's house..swee boh!!



This was ah diang's wrist shot 1 week ago..



This is ah diang's wrist shot last night!! Now ah diang has become Claudia Schiffer leow!! Mai siao siao!!


And so, that marks the end of 2009 3rd quater. Fucking fast isn't it? 3 more months to go and gonna take bonus already wooohooo!!!!! So the moral of this post is, time and tide waits for no man so those wanna chua bor one faster chua, those wanna seeee kia one faster seeee and those wanna comment on people's dai ji one all go hor gao gan...

Another day facing people of 陈水欠扁.....oh sorry, limpeh mean 马英等旧旧就有....




And so, she asked.....

Dear Tan,

Thanks for your quotation. P/N: MS15-062 can meet our need. Please confirm and reply me one by one as below:

1.Description: 0.062 WT is equal to thickness ?

2.Quantity from our need :120m(395ft) ~210m(690ft)

3.Please offer the CIF to Taiwan price for us.

4.Could you explain "7% GST" ? EXWork price need to add "7% GST" additional ?

5.We can't accept the random length. We accept 6 M/ per piece only, but we can accept the the tolerance. Pleaes offer the tolerance

6.When we order , you can't refuse our order.




Which limpeh answered......

Dear Level Xu,<--(her name is really LeveL!! no bluff!!)

1. Yes, the wall thickness is 0.062”.

2. Yes, hence limpeh quoted you the max amount of 210m(690ft). You can place your order between 120m – 210m and the price remains the same.

3. We will advise this later.

4. Please ignore GST 7% as this is only applicable to domestic sales.

5. If you can only accept 6M length, lead time for tubing will be 14 - 16 weeks ARO.

6. Sorry, limpeh don’t understand bad english.

Hello everybirdie!!! Its limpeh again and limpeh is very happy to be able to blog again cos limpeh finished clearing limpeh's morning emails in 4 hours!! So now limpeh got a few mins to rest before starting limpeh's afternoon emails. Hectic right?


Limpeh was telling Sir-Colin-Eats-A-Lot 2 days ago that limpeh's life was so different in the past. Limpeh rememebers that limpeh used to reach home before 7pm and sit on mom's bed and air limpeh's 蛋蛋 while watching tv with her. And on weekends, limpeh would either take a trip to vist Yap Brothers at that what Ubi place or visit JL SIm Lim the audio shop down at Serangoon Gardens before meeting Puss or Tim for a drink at wherever the wind takes us. Those were the days!!! Then Sir-Colin-Eats-A-Lot reminded me that these did not happen very long ago, probably just 1-1/2 to 2 years ago. Only then limpeh realised time crept quietly passed limpeh...


Before limpeh know, limpeh was rushing for assignments after assignments then exams then assignments again. Limpeh thought things were slowing down after limpeh's last paper but hell no!!! It got even more busy!! Limpeh started driving up to KL every now and then. When limpeh's boss told limpeh to hand over the Malaysia account to my colleague, limpeh thought ho seh leow!! Limpeh gonna sit inside office to kiao kar yeo lumpa leow but hell no!!! Now limpeh have to travel to countries like Vietnam, China, Philippines, Brunei and even India, Pakistan and god knows where!! But nevermind, it has not happen yet so limpeh still got time to kiao kar yeo lumpa but hell no!!! Ah diang dying to marry me and ask me to start looking for venues to get married!!! Oh my god!!!


So had to start searching high and low for the best deal in town and most importantly, places that ah diang likes. She's not the easiest person to please because she watched many Friends episodes and wanted to be like Rachel, Monica and one-more-but-limpeh-forgot-her-name who said, "we women have been dreaming of this day to come ever since we were born!" . She actually thinks this is so real plus being a Virgo, she wants her wedding to be perfect!! This is the beginning of limpeh's nightmare. The first weekend we spent checking out hotels cost limpeh S$24.82 including GST. Fuck siah!! We merely visited 3 hotels. So next round we kiang already! We make appointment first so that can get complimentary parking coupon from them whahahahahaha!! So shiok to park in town for free!!! Limpeh will do another entry on limpeh's wedding venues hunting adventure again when limpeh is more free so lets not talk so much on this first.


While searching for the right location, limpeh have been attending Alpha Course to learn about why Jesus dies for us and how much Jesus loves us and how much he wants us to be closer to his father, God, etc. While doing this, limpeh have been attending sunday service with ah diang. Sunday service was not that bad except for the constant standing up, sitting down, standing up again, sitting down again and occasional boring speakers. The worse part is the waking up early in the morning!!!



Apart from this, there are a lot of baby popping during this period for no apparant reason so limpeh got a lot of birthdays and one month showers to attend to. All of a sudden, limpeh got so many kangtaos to jote down so limpeh realise why some ah der and ah gao wants a PDA phone so that they can remember when and which ah long's money they need to return before they go splash paint on his/her door.


So which PDA phone should limpeh get? One that is sleek and can help limpeh organize limpeh's time?





Mom is playing bowling on her Iphone 3GS, should limpeh get one as well?

Hello eberybirdie again!! Limpeh is finding more and more time to blog nowadays cos this world got a lot stupid murthafarkers that need limpeh to take pictures to show them that they are always wrong and limpeh is always right hahahaa!! But if dont have these stupid matharfarkers then limpeh wont find the chance to upload pictures in limpeh's phone and you all wont get to see limpeh blog leow so you have to thank this stupid matharfarker below


This stupid murthafarker sent limpeh this today:


From: PT. Stupit Martha Farkers of East Java
Sent: Friday, August 14, 2009 1:56 PM
To: limpeh@WaSeeLinLaoPeh.com.sg
Cc: Alfred Stupit .PITA (Pain In The Arse)
Subject: Non Conformity Report (PO# blah blah blah)

Dear Limpeh,

We have received the goods, after checked by our QC personal, they found 9ea were cracked and they rejected its.

Due to above reason, please your consideration to give us the replacement items for the rejected?

We are waiting for your immediate response.

Thanks & Best Regards,
Jeremy Stupit Martha Farker
Procurement Department
PT. Stupit Martha Farkers of The East Java


Limpeh is not talking about their bloken engrish cos limpeh's engrish also quite bloken. What limpeh is trying to say is this. Picture yourself buying a really nice looking pair of Mont Blanc cuff links online from an authorised distributor. You later on tell that distributor that your mom found that there are some cracks on the cuff links and want them to replace you with a new pair. What do you think the distributor will do? What do you think you would do?



YOU TAKE SOME FUCKING PICTURES TO PROVE YOUR POINT, RIGHT?!??!?! Never show limpeh anything and you expect limpeh gong gong replace you ar? Limpeh not like you cheebyes who will just "oh...ok lor. replace them with 9pcs of US$463.24 each adapters.." just because it is ah gong's money. Limpeh can't do that because limpeh's petrol is not subsidised by Petronas so limpeh have to work hard for the money and not replace parts just because of whatever you say. Show limpeh the crack limpeh will replace you lar...cheebye one leh...now limpeh have to waste 1 min to reply your stupid email and request you politely to show limpeh the cracks. Why can't you just show limpeh in the first place. Wu call leng limpeh replace you just because you say crack bo? Go fucking think lar cheebye...


Ok, limpeh must cool down because as long as Petronas continues to produce oil, stupid matharfarkers will never cease producing more stupid matharfarkers. Limpeh will cool down and make limpeh a nice cuppa meelok (Ah diang calls it Milo) to drink. But before limpeh go..the usual pictures to brighten up your day....



Limpeh sleeping with sharkey. Sharkey cute bo?



Woke up fucking early one of the Sunday's morning so that ah diang can go run 5km marathon around Marina Square. Can you spot tio ah diang? Knnz...go there run and run around your house got difference meh?

How is eberybirdie man! Its been so so long since limpeh blogged. Think no one bother oso lar...Anyway limpeh is still the same...can sit on the bed and air limpeh's balls while watching lizards fuck on the ceiling limpeh happy leow. Blog? MALA WU ENG!!

But then again, so much had happened so limpeh thought limpeh can update you fuggers a bit. First of all, let limpeh see where limpeh had stopped blogging.

Oh..since 16th March...that is not very long ago. Only 4 months plus. Lets see what limpeh have in limpeh's picture folder...Actually limpeh is pretty sleepy now...so pardon limpeh's jit dey jit dey sentences...

First of all, someone got himself into shit!!! Wahahahaha...erm...ok ok, sorry. Marriage is a good thing because it injects responsibilities into people, making them more matured. Now, limpeh is not saying ah diang is immatured so dont mistaken limpeh. But limpeh is happy to see him finally settled down.


Ah diang is damn happy that day but someone forgot to turn on the flash..




Ya lar...told you on the flash better leow you goonz....


It is quite surreal to see friends whom you know for 15+ years get married. Limpeh can still recall how we used to chor dai dee at Atrium and eat Swensen's ice cream cake in Pasir Ris chalet back in the 90s. Unbelievable..limpeh is actually witnessing limpeh's friend becoming adults!! But there are some things that do no change...puss is still having that sleepy look while russ still look very much like MM Lee to me.



Then limpeh had to go up to Terengganu to settle some fire hose issue. Limpeh oso cannot remember the exact dat except that it was during Ramadan where most food stalls were not open so we had to buy, cook and eat maggie mee at the nearby petrol kiosk. Best of all, the bloody maggie mee bo taste one!!! Someone forgot to add salt to it...We had to work under the hot sun and only get to eat tasteless maggie mee at petrol kiosk...thats why limpeh always tell people limpeh is a hao xiao manager cause limpeh simi lan oso must do...




Alvin demostrating how chum he is...



Then it was limpeh's graduation which limpeh thought was a waste of money attending. Limpeh had to sit there for 2-3 hrs and listen to bullshit before limpeh go up the stage to take the scroll and shake ah diang's hand and then listen to more bullshit before proceeding for the buffet. So what is the moral of the story? Limpeh's theory of "Academic competency does not prove that you are more capable than others" is proven right because limpeh this kind of kar siao (means calibre) oso can get it, what makes you think those selling chicken rice or pig intestine soup cannot? Read my engrish, you think the professor can understand?



Degree is hao siao one lar (sorry Shuling! :P). Somemore recently got 2 private schools close down cause they give fake certs and degrees...cheebye..this kind of people also have..told you long long ago to download your degree at www.download-a-degree.com you dont listen, pay people tens of thousands of dollars to download for you. ORRBEEGOOD!!!





Stomach hungry leow...can someone finish this shit so that limpeh can go outside and wack the food?



Then it was to Turi Beach at Batam. Lovely place and exceptional experience on our first night there. We stayed in a hut near the beach and it rained T-rex and Mammoth in the middle of the night. The thunder caused the power to trip and we thought our hut was gonna washed away by the waves. Luckily for us, nothing happened except for the mosquitoes attack in the night. Imagine us waking up in the middle of the night to swap mosquitoes. Thought this will only happen in Tekong..




Swee boh! Ok lar..this is one of the nicer beach limpeh have been to..





Evidence of the midnight tassle with Mr Yeeeee...yeee...yeeee.....mosquito.




Which of cos, we won. Die mosquito!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Ok, think limpeh will stop here for the time being. Customer coming to see limpeh so limpeh go sell them some shit they dont need and make some money to pay some bloodsuckersssss...