Hi fuggers...this picture was sent to limpeh by limpeh's veggie and limpeh thought its rather cute therefore limpeh is sharing with you...(break record leow..limpeh uses 4 limpehs in one sentence hahaha!!)


This cat is call Cookie and it belongs to who else but Catwoman

This is Catwoman giving her cheeky look, trying to seduce limpeh and buy her a $1k+ ragdoll...limpeh still wondering how can a doll made of rag, cost $1k+. I rather throw in another $3k to get alcon big brake kit haha..


Now lets talk about Cookie. Cookie is a longkang cat found in Ngee Ann Polytechnics by Catwoman. According to Catwoman, this cat was drowning when she found her. According to the rightfully owner, Aunty SaoTorKar, her cat (she call it Cream then) was having swimming lessons but was then abducted by alien and was never seen again. Cream was Aunty SaoTorKar only partner and she was devastated when she thought Cream was abducted by aliens from Uranus that she jumped from the highest storey of Media Resource (also known as MR by the BBS siao). Little did Aunty SaoTorKar know that Cream was actually saved (as Catwoman would like to think) and brought all the way back to Thomson. Cream was named Cookie ever since and live the life of a royalty. Eat good, sleep good, got garden to roam about, got competition to join and best of all, got bell to wear too!


Cookie did her part as a cat as well, catching all the pests and rodents for her owner, Catwoman. Just 2 weeks prior to this, Catwoman told limpeh that Cookie caught a green snake (that is wat Catwoman thought but limpeh think its just a big fat caterpillar trying to find a place to go thru metamorphosis but suay suay kanna caught by Cookie) and left it at her doorstep. This time, cookie caught wat she ought to be catching and left it in Catwoma's room, flaunting to Catwoman.



A haolian cat showing off her prize. I bet the rat is 20 years old and can't possibly outrun Cookie, thats why kanna caught.


Thats the end of this cute post. Although limpeh sound like limpeh see Cookie no up, limpeh actually love Cookie a lot, perhaps more than limpeh loving limbu. But due to the fact that limpeh is trying to act MAN, therefore limpeh cannot express it openly. This is a picture to prove limpeh's point..


Girl so pretty, boy so handsome right!!


Ok, its time for limpeh to go see customer and then sua to Yap Brothers to zng my JBT 4pots chromed big brake kit hahahaha!!

er...hi everybirdie!! its quite a surprise that limpeh still have so many loyal fans(actually its friends lar..) reading limpeh's blog. Becos limpeh really don't have much time to blog, though limpeh would very much want to, limpeh just dont have the fucking time.

Ok, thats a fucking lie. Limpeh wu eh see see gan(meaning limpeh what oso dont have, only have time). LANJIAO UNDERSTAND!! Pang sai oso dont have see gan leow, where got see gan sit infront of computer and dik diak dik diak type those wu ga bo eh...but but but...actually if want can type one, just that limpeh really bo sim cheng or cheng sin to do those editing or posting pics. If just type and type, limpeh doubt you buggers would keep coming back to read. Limpeh know some just wanna see pictures and chio. Chio chio chio, Chio ki lanz...what so ho chio?



For those who've not seen limpeh for a while, this pic is for u to remember how limpeh look like.


Actually, limpeh's life is pretty darn dull nowadays with little or no happenings. But still, limpeh would still take pictures when limpeh see something funny...




limpeh saw not one but four spidermen when limpeh went KL to eat Haagendaz leh! But unfortunately, that girl with these spidermen is not Kirsten Dunst. Wah lan eh...limpeh still cannot forget the part where Kirsten Dunst kiss spiderman when he was hanging upside down from a building..can see Kirsten Dunst's nehji leh!! You don't know what is nehji? Nehji is that thing that will harden when you feell cold. Still dunno what is it? Go Eskimo Bar, dont wear the jacket and see what turns hard first.


Ok ok, to peep more into limpeh's life nowadays, limpeh will now introduce my colleagues to you guys...not alot but some very interesting characters...



This is Uncle Tan, my warehouse cum delivery cum multi-purpose man. Legend says that this man is the famous meepokman from Kallang. To me, he is just an ordinary uncle who loves watching tv, reading newspaper and share his findings with others.



...and with him around, life is fulla surprises and laughters haha...



This is Alvin Tan. No, he is not uncle Tan's son. No, he is not limpeh's brother as well. Yes, he is just Alvin Tan. Ten years limpeh's junior, who loves fishing and anything to do with fishing. What the fuck was limpeh doing when limpeh was at his age? Busy cheonging Madamwong with francis and chow curly and seeing Ben bedding every fucking chick he can lay his hands on. Alvin fish from the pond, limpeh fish from the dancefloor


Ok, that'll be all for now. Limpeh still got a few more funny character in limpeh's company to intro so stay tuned. The next few colleagues are the people who can actually kill limpeh with the the things thay say.

Since limpeh is waiting for limpeh's colleague to gimme limpeh's DO, limpeh will blog a little.

Well, life been really tough recently because alot of people shit and expect limpeh to wipe their ass. Erm, actually, limpeh had to lick their fucking asses. Therefore, pardon limpeh for not having time to blog or watsoever. And to make things worse, limpeh got 2 group assignments yet to do. And to make things even worse, limpeh's 2 groupmates are more lum nua than jiaos. So limpeh don't really expect to get things done until limpeh decide to push them a little.

2 more weeks to attaining limpeh full licence! Say goodbye to that fucking ugly underwear limpeh have to display to show people limpeh just got licence and give way to limpeh. THEY DON'T!!! They don't really give a fug to whether you pass yesterday or the day before, they just cut into your lane without signalling because their signal light pai leow (don't buy Merz or BM cos their signal lights always pai one), jam brake in front of you because they wanna dry their brake pads after running thru a puddle of water, stick so close to your ass and expect you to give way to them cos they are rushing to find the nearest toilet to shit or simply forget where they place their accelerator pedal and expect you to get out of your car, knock on their windows and tell them that the extreme right pedal is the accelerator pedal and please step on it and move along because the traffic light won't be green forever. All the cheebyes on the road made limpeh more determine to join the ranks of being a cheebye. Why? Because if you can't beat the cheebyes, you join em and be a cheebye yourself.

Ok, enough of ranting. Limpeh found a new way to upload limpeh's pics to limpeh's laptop and it is easier than using bluetooth so here you are, pics taken quite sometime back...

The most pahlia teletubbie limpeh ever come across. But since its from Malaysia, you can't expect much.



Guess whose birthday cake? (Hint: What does that candle symbolises?)

Its easy to guess this ride belongs to who. Yes, you are right, it belongs to Rafi the void-deck wanderer.


Thats it for now. Its time for limpeh to deliver goods to forever demanding customers. But wadaya know? We are customers too!! So what goes around, comes around. Therefore, we must all be cheebyes and demand more from the vendors!! It is an evil cycle. Like it or not, this makes the world turn round and round..