Hello everybirdie again~ Limpeh is back blogging again because somehow limpeh kinda miss days when limpeh would blog about stuff. Those were the days where limpeh's free enough to go around and discover cock to talk about others, although quite a bit circle around limpeh's life.

So, what are we looking at today? Oh..about limbu finally marryied to limpeh. So after months long preparation, we officially got hitched and can finally go honeymoon loh~but dan ji eh!! Before go honeymoon limpeh must make money first...so limpeh heng heng du tio company send me to states for training hence limbu kio tio and follow me to states as well. But the bloody SQ flight to states fully booked for the whole August so limpeh lan lan had to take Continental flight to Tokyo first before flying to Newark then Cleveland and finally Erie Pennsylvania!! Plus the 12 hours layover at Cleveland, we took 40 hours before we got to Erie! Holy fuck!! Limbu was a walking zombie when we finally got to Newark. Really!! She told limpeh she could've sleep while walking...limpeh understand how that felt cos last time when limpeh go field camp, limpeh sentry also stand and sleep till enemy come also dunno..really!! It was that bad...

14/08/10

When we finally got to Cleveland, it was already 11pm...we called the hotel to come pick us and went straight to bed so nothing to show you all. Knnz...really tired till shit also no strength to shit when got strength take pictures?

15/08/10

Woke up 8am next morning feeling damn hungry cos we didnt eat dinner since the night before...finally got strength to take picture of the beautiful airport hotel we stayed for 10 hours!

Swee bo? Not bad lar...at least the bed is not as hard as those in Shanghai...think chinese people still prefer to sleep on planks...

No they dont have barchormee or kway chup there for breakfast...only got waffles or pancakes or eggs or sausages or potatoes.

See! Told you bo barchormee or kway chup already..only got potatoes, eggs and sausages. But really very hungry leow so what also can lar..eat finish must rush to airport take aeroplane to Erie leow..

Nothing at Cleveland or rather we don't have time to walk around...maybe next time ba?

The flight to Erie was pretty fast, just 35 mins...machiam from Singapore fly to Malacca niah...if limpeh know so near limpeh'd drive there leow. The plane was a small domestic plane that is powered by propellers...make limpeh felt like WWII pilot wahaha...got to Erie and got into an arguement with Limbu..while we were arguing, this bugger came up to us and ask us where to take taxi. Limpeh look like angmo is it? How the fuck limpeh know where to take taxi? End up he was one of factory's trainee from Russia so heng limpeh neber ask him go fuck Russian spider.

Springfield Suite operated by Marriott..not bad eh? No..not that one in the picture..it is the one on the far right of the picture you goonz...

This picture is damn familiar because we always see this scene in movies or dramas or sitcoms and such..there is a weird dejavu feeling even though this is the first time limpeh set foot on Obama's turf...

We put our things down and wander off to the shopping malls nearby to get some gifts for the angmo factory people the next day. That place is damn pedestrian unfriendly lar...dont have pavement to walk one ok...

Its only 6pm, can you believe it? No wonder people tell limpeh angmo go home damn early...of cos lar..so early the sky so dark already, of cos faster go home else vampire come out suck your blood dry..limbu actually mistaken Pennsylvania as Transylvania and ask limpeh's factory product manager where to see Count Dracula...真丢脸..heng limpeh pretend limpeh dunno her else people thought limpeh also damn 无知...

This is 6.30pm.

This is 7pm. Faster go back else ka ka come out leow...

16/08

Limpeh got up at 7am next morning because we slept quite early the night before. Maybe still not used to the time difference ba...Went down for breakfast, hoping to see a sumptuous spread but end up.....

Looked familiar? Yes, it is the same picture as the earlier one because every fucking thing they offer for breakfast is the same.

This is limpeh's factory...always see this picture in our catalogue so it is again a strange dejavu feeling when you see the real thing.

19/08

Day in day out the same thing...morning go training evening go shopping for 4 days. On the final day, training ended at 3pm so limpeh's factory product manager asked if we wanna go downtown with him to see performance as there is some kind of street carnival. Ok lor, limbu say people invite must go else like never give face...so if later he offer me smoke weed or sniff bayhoon limpeh also cannot say dont want?

Now limpeh know another difference between limpeh and angmo...angmo call this Carnival, limpeh call this Pasar Malam.

Wah..imagine this guy come Singapore and draw this on Maxwell road...dunno how many din diao he is going to get from judge...

Small girl dunno judge will pang chance or not...maybe use rubberband soot her hand can leow...

And so, this ended limpeh's trip to Erie. It is a fucking nice place limpeh must say...and if limpeh can, limpeh wouldn't mind migrate there because it is so laid back. Surely will find excuse to go back there again hehe...ok...limpeh will end first part of limpeh's honeymoon here...will find chance to continue the middle part of our honeymoon another time!

Hello everybirdie!!! Its limpeh after so so long!~! You know where limpeh gone to? Limpeh tell you..LIMPEH HAS GOTTEN OFF THE SHELF BECAUSE LIMBU DECIDED TO SPEND THE REST OF HER LIFE WITH LIMPEH LEOW!!!!

Thank you thank you...no need to clap because limpeh dont like attention...the only attention limpeh like is the attention people give to limpeh's 217 hurhur...anyways limpeh been really busy preparing for this wedding and busy kiam bui also...limpeh lost almost 40kg since limpeh started kiam pui-ing from June 2009...sibei can right? Machiam attended another BMT in Tekong...just that this one took place at Tokkong haha...never in limpeh's life that limpeh will think limpeh got chance to see 2 figures on the weighing scale man...this is unbelievable...almost 36 then limpeh started living like a normal person who can buy clothes from Giordano. Limpeh first time wore Giordano and the feeling was excellent because limpeh always think they make clothes for hobbits aka small size fuggers. So limpeh gonna continue to maintain this sim chai for as long as possible. The irony thing is, limpeh only started to look more appealing when limpeh is getting married. Hmm, limpeh thought...whats the point, already hitched then look appealing...abit like finished pak chiu cheng then Fiona Xie ask you want to do her or not....bo kiam eng already lar...

Anyway limpeh and limbu's picture is flying everywhere for 2 months in Facebook so limpeh is not going to bored anyone anymore here...just share 2 pictures with you guys enough leh...

This is the first time we took 全家福！The last time we took this was during limpeh's 1 yr old birday! Unbefuckinglievable right?

This is to show how drama girls can be. Look at the guys(except limpeh), they all look so demure...the most is to show their teeth and tongue with one guy looking for UFOs...useless buncha losers...

And so, limpeh officially ended limpeh's reign in the world of xiao mei mei...let limpeh bid farewell to all the xiao mei meis!!! Limpeh love you all always but limpeh love limbu more than you all so limpeh has vow to sleep with only one for the rest of limpeh's life leow!! So all you xiao mei mei can go screw yourself with other guys leow hahaha...so tell limpeh, whats the moral of the story?

Wanna lose weight too? Get married lar you stupid murthafuggers...

Ok, limpeh is back again after puking for longer than limpeh predicted. Yes, it is that bad..and so, the saga had some sort ended? Because limpeh also think he is not that important afterall...Singaporean la...only like to gossip for a while...even Michael Jackson die people here also talked for a few days before they carry on with their daiji already, you think Jack Neo is more dua kee than Michael Jackson? You think Lim Tong Hai or Steven Lim will dare tell their friends.."Eh...i think my one is more dua kee than Claude Makalele or Michael Essien leh..."? Niggas are well-known for their..erm..you know la..so you think there's a chance that Jack is bigger than Michael JACKson? Of cos its bo tang fight one la...Anyway what limpeh is trying to drive at is that, no one gives a shit whether he zao sai, zao tiger or zao leopard...it just shows that Singapore lang bo idea...especially Jack Neo...people got what he also got what...Taiwan got 杨婆婆 and he came out with 梁婆婆...now 陈建彬 got 嫩草 he also have...simi lan also wanna 学别人, 呸!!

Ok, lets not talk about him anymore cos limpeh never liked him anyway. Pretty much have been going on lately but again, limpeh got no cheng xin to document it down as and when limpeh can. The most memorable thing that happened recently is the trip limpeh took with limbu. Don't get too excited, we didn't go Paris or London but only Kuala Lumpur over a weekend. Limpeh really enjoyed it, apart from the taxi trip from airport to the hotel where limbu and limpeh argued about something which limpeh cannot remember what, and the hotel room was terrible and the floor is not even carpeted so we had to pay RM$50 more to upgrade to something with the floor carpeted so that limbu's toes won't get frozen, and we missed our flight and had to spend S$200+ to book the next flight back. Other than these, it was a wonderful weekend getaway!! Ok, if only we could eat whatever we like, it would be a fantastic weekend getaway!!

We didn't get to do much since it is already 9+pm by the time we settled the room thingie. We only walked down Jalan Alor for some veggies and stingray before heading back to the room to rest. We woke up early next morning and had the best Maggie Mee Goreng Matta Lembu for many many months wooohooo(we are on a non-carb diet for the time being)!! After that was a wonderful trip down at Energy Spa at Great Eastern Mall...this is the first time limpeh went into a steam bath and limpeh thought limpeh is going to get cooked like steamed egg in there! It was like so humid and warm and even breathing in too fast might get your lungs burnt! But limpeh survived and felt so relieved and song when limpeh is out in the aircon environment! Shiokanaden!! Then it was the same old massage and limpeh fell asleep after just 3 mins of massaging. When everything ended, limbu asked limpeh how was the head massage? Limpeh don't even remember limpeh's head got kanna massage before...you see!! So shiok till limpeh totally gone in foreign land. Therefore, if you got go KL, remember to try out Energy Spa in Great Eastern Mall..not expensive...2 hours you pay about S$80 or so niah.

We then took a cab to Chinatown and walked for like 3 hours there before heading to KLCC to buy stuff for limbu's mother, limbubu. We spent another 4 hours there walking and walking till we cannot tahan and went back to the hotel. We even told the taxi driver to wait for us at the hotel next morning to be sure we won't miss our flight. But we didn't expect we'd stay up so late packing our stuff that we woke up 45 mins before our flight departs. The ride to LCC is about 60mins. Period.

The eatery just outside Sungei Wang. We had Asam Laksa here 3 years back when limpeh and limbu just kia steady!! Brings back loads of memories man...

But seriously, the food taste so so niah...

So, we were forced to stay in that dreadful airport again(we had previously spent 7 hours there because our flight to Hong Kong couldnt link) so limbu suggested we go Old Town White Coffee place to sit sit. Their white coffee taste awful so don't bother to try, just go ahead with teh see or teh will do. Since we cant eat any carb, we could only go for our one morning one egg. Poor limbu had to stare at others eating Ipoh Hor Fun to imagine how it would taste like....

You see her mouth...pouting lips show how much she missed chewing on carb hahaha..so cute.

Actually we did have carb every now and there, just that we try not to do it too often. The last best carb dinner we had was when Kenneth was back. Crystal Jade is really the can and we had our fill that night, loading on the carb. Limpeh tried taking a Panorama picture with limpeh's W995, edited and it turned out to be really good!! Limpeh think limpeh got talent with photography man...maybe should pursue a career out of taking nude pictures for models....hurhur...

Cannot tell limpeh didnt take with non-paranomic camera right!! Limpeh's editing skill is top notch one ok!!

Saw this in the carpark..check out that mirror!! Do you really need such a big mirror to check blind spot?!?!? How blind is your spot?!?!?!?? Or is it because you are blind?!!?!?

There are some things in life that take your breath away and you cannot stop admiring them. For Jiaos and Christina, its those 2 chaps that does Superman stunts when they are in bed. For Nan and Ivy, its one small chap and another one with beer belly. For Andy and Lina, its those 2 princesses they've got and one really look like Lina when limpeh first know her. For Russ and Jenny, its Xbox 360 for Russ, Ruixin for Jenny and Ruiyang who took the breath out of everyone who tries to calm him down haha....For limpeh and limbu leh?

Limpeh take his picture when he sleeps...

..when limpeh travelling on a escalator....

...when limpeh waiting for limpeh's coffee....

....when limpeh waiting for customers to arrive at T1...

....when limpeh synchronise limpeh's timing with AP clocks in T1...

...and finally, when limpeh is driving...

What about limbu?

Only when she is looking for a bigger diamond.

So tell limpeh, what is the moral of this entry? Women are more focus than men. They know very well what they want.

Hello everybirdie!!! Wats up all you small big medium large and xtralarge murthafuggers!!! Today limpeh is coming here to talking about Jack Neo, otherwise known as neng kee cheng(2 guns). Of cos got neng kee cheng thats why so goot to loot. Every girl he also wanna loot. Loot here loot there loot everywhere. And only stupid ugly girl like that Wendy Chong, otherwise known as W.C(Water Closet aka Pang Sai Keng aka Liam Pang), will let him loot because she gibe money to people, people still rather pak chiu cheng. She is gan see lang pai kua la...wah lan eh...limpeh rather loot mo xiao ling than her lor...

Limpeh that night sit inside liam pang and was waiting for the sai to come out and got nothing to do so take newspaper and read. Wah lan eh...the front page put big big Jack Neo zao sai and limpeh thought which chio bu so strong can make him to zao sai. At first thought its Fiona Xie cos Fiona Xie is the only person that will make limpeh zao sai lar hahaha.....so flip the paper and limpeh also almost flip into toiletbowl lor...WAH LAN EH!!!! HER FACE KANNA BUANG BY TEN WHEEL LORRY IS IT?!?!?!? Ok..stop here for a while...limpeh think of her face only then need to go puke 4hrs first then can continue...byebye...

Hello eberybirdie!! Its limpeh again and limpeh is finding it very hard to upkeep limpeh's blogging. There are tons of stuff going on and it is very kangkor to document everything. Anyways, here are the events that took place some not very distant time back.....

30/11/09

Since dunno when, limpeh don't seem to like celebrating birthday with a lot of friends anymore. Its just another day you know, so wasn't expecting anything at all. Ok ok...limpeh was secretly hoping limbu will get me a PAM127 but limpeh also know that is ball call leng air thai chee. So limpeh was just hoping to spend the day with limbu just like any other day.

The day passed quite fast without any indication that it is going to be a little bit different until limbu ask limpeh to go Buckaroo for dinner. Being the meat lover, limpeh did not take long to say ok to her request! Yum yum...buffalo wings here limpeh come!


So there we went, got ourselves an ok seat and settled down. As usual, limpeh didn't take long to order what limpeh want cos limpeh is always ordering the same thing hahaha...if it is a winning formula, why change right? Limbu is also as usual, taking one century to place her order. Don't know why is it so difficult to decide...think it is because she wants everything and yet she can't have everything and that is why she is constantly having diffculties to settle with the best option. That explains why she took so long before she decided to kia steady with limpeh haha...


Just as limpeh was getting annoyed with limbu for taking so long, limpeh suddenly saw Colin and Shuling walking into Buckaroo. Limpeh was thinking.."Knn!! Come here eat never jio me..limpeh now no more friends leow...". Skally after those 2, Teck, Russell, Jenny, Candice, Nan and Ivy started showing up too and limpeh wondered "What the fuck is going on? How come they got gathering never jio limpeh? Is it because limpeh always borrow money from people so they scare of me?!?!" Then limbu start laughing like a hyena

so smart limpeh know what is going on leow...So sweet of limbu to organize this birthday party for limpeh hurhur...This also means that she peep into limpeh's phone when limpeh was not looking. Heng limpeh never keep Tammy's sex video in limpeh's phone haha...

And there we were, all 14 of us (Teck, Colin, Limbu, Shuling, Candice, Ruiyang, Russell, Jenny, Ruixing, Nan, Ivy, Jason, Ezanne and limpeh) tuck in one corner enjoying our dinner!!

Colin and Shuling

Candice and Ruiyang...look like sister and brother hor?

The usual suspect + read the captions yourself.

Teck and Limbu and Colin(again...duh)

Finally, limpeh and limbu. Limpeh's lips look funny eh?

After having loads of food, we went to limbu's temporary shelter at that place with lanjiao multi stories carpark at Oleanders Tower. Limbu got limpeh's favourite Strawberry Cheese cake from BakerzInn that cost S$72!! Fucking hell...so expensive..dunno what kind of milk they use to make the cheese...Maybe its cat milk thats why so ex...imagine how many cats must they milk to make this cake.....

Fucking good cake...die die must try!

Loving bo? Of cos loving....haha...

This is limpeh's 3rd time cutting the cake on limpeh's 35th birthday...company once, at home once now at limbu's place another time...wanna slim down also kangkor hurhur...plus you see so many kaypos beside limpeh telling limpeh how to cut limpeh's cake..knnz...like limpeh dunno how to cut like that...

Didn't get to see Ruixing just now? Here she is~ Do note that the one holding her is not her father which is why she gave the 25 cents face.

We ended up watching Taken for the rest of the night. Anyway, thanks for the wonderful night organized by limbu and the time taken from all those who came on time and late(Puss and Sabrina).

04/12/09

Then its the twice a year Catshow where people showoff their cats to people and hope that they will pay money to watch theirr cats mate so that they can get a similar cat like theirs. Limpeh's cat don't have to pay money...just give them some fish and they will mate willingly..dont give them fish also can, they also will mate willingly.

What do they do in a catshow? Ask the cat to walk? No la...they will just touch touch the cats here and there, flip them over and scratch them here and there...and they will know whose cats are better leow...steady or not?

Flip flip here...

Touch touch there...

Win leow!!

Touch touch here....

Smell 屁屁...

Also win!!! Yay!! So easy right!! Of cos...fight with pahlia cats of cos our well taken cats win lar...

But fight with this kind confirm smell no smoke... :(

But its ok...we still love our cats...cos they can give 真字!! Faster go buy 4D....5340...confirm open top prize on Saturday and Sunday and maybe even Wednesday!

Mai kia mai kia....relax....

SONG BO!!

Siao eh....mai sia lan ok...

The masseur.....

The owner...

24/12/09

Dont really remember when was this but limpeh think it was Christmas eve or New Years day...we jioed dude out for a drink at Changi Terminal 2 and he brought his guitar along for some christmas carolling but people just bo chup us...

Feeling a little restless...but limbu was quite ecstatic for the below...

This will be something in our loving memory till August 2010...

While limbu was happily enjoying her toast and tea, dude spotted something!!

Wah lan eh...limpeh's jeans suddenly become very tight...but limpeh think dude's tighter cos he is bigger than limpeh's haha...

so he mai tu leow and take out his guitar to howlian...but that chiobu like not interested...dude..she's from mainland china lar...only knows how to appreciate this one

Eh...can stop leow....she left with that lucky bastard leow...wanna go toilet with limpeh to pee?

With that, it marks the end of 2009 which was a darn good year for limpeh though it was a recession year. But 2010 started off on the wrong side of bed...will update you guys in limpeh's next blog. So tell limpeh, what is the moral of this entry?

Don't wear tight jeans and go out with your friends because you'll never know when you need some extention space.