Limpeh: Eh...limpeh next week going KL for a couple of days to visit customers..


Limbu: Which day? Can I go with you?


Limpeh: Dunno yet, see when boss wants limpeh to go up. You go then what you do when limpeh go see customers?


Limbu: I go roam around lor..


Limpeh: Ok lor...aiya limpeh just go on Monday, don't care leow. Also dunno when boss gonna get back to limpeh.


Limbu: Ok!! Then I apply leave for Monday to Wednesday. Eh, make sure you get your boss to reimburse your hotel payment.


Limpeh: Of course lar! You think limpeh gong one ar? Limpeh gonna stay the best hotel in KL and claim towkay. Lets stay at the Golden Palace of The Horses!!


Limbu: Erm...its Palace of The Golden Horses.


Limpeh: Whatever lar...limpeh chup siao they golden or bronze..so long limpeh go there and get an erection as big as the horses can leow...


Limbu: ......

Please refer below for Fishhead Steamboat location.





For those coming from the West by PIE, exit Thomson Road and turn right. Travel for like 250m and turn left into Balestier Road. Turn left again when you see Ah Hood Road. The Hur Tao Lor coffeeshop is just infront of the junction turning into Ah Hood Road. Once you turned in, you will see HDB parking lots on your left so just park there. Remember to tia coupon unless you got alot of $30 to spare.


For those coming from the East, either you call us to pick you up at some MRT station or ask uncle to send you there, if you are one of the rich and famous. We will rendevous at the Hur Tao Lor coffeeshop at 7pm + 30mins. Anyone come later than 7.30pm will chia 1 dish that cost not less than $15.


Please don't ask who is coming because you will find out once you are there. If you want to find out who will be there before you are there, dial 1800-40-3825-96877353(go figure what it means by the sms way).


There will be coffee/drinks session after makan but the location is not confirmed yet. Limpeh suggested Hotel Intercontinental but Puss prefers Quality Hotel, which according to him, has more quality than most of the Fragrance Hotel and Hotel 81. God knows what kind of quality is he referring to.


So see you kids at Hur Tao Lor coffeeshop this coming Saturday. Bring your kids along if you want, limpeh will make sure Colin doesn't run away with them.

Its been a really really long while since limpeh sat down at home and blog. Limpeh couldn't even remember what did limpeh blogged about previously. Anyway, this is the first time limpeh took MC and really rest at home. And limpeh mean REALLY rest at home doing nothing(though limpeh checked some email and tok to some of my colleagues for awhile).


Am down with cough and flu and an infection on the gum. So limpeh took this chance to upload some images limpeh took and stored in the phone for a fucking long time.


Still remember the exhaust of a Rex limpeh took many months back? Limpeh wanted to zng one to limpeh's Avante took back then but was having a hard time choosing which one to zng because there are so many lying around the corridor outside limpeh's office.



Which one should limpeh choose for limpeh's tailpipe?


But before limpeh can decide on which tailpipe limpeh should choose, limpeh's boss ask limpeh to pass limpeh's ride to one of the sales engineer and he will get limpeh another ride. So limpeh had to dekit limpeh's ride before it even ran in. Cheebyes...you know how much time limpeh spent on getting the right sound with the right components? It was a damn damn sad day when limpeh had to watch those guys at the audio shop strip limpeh's amps and speakers and headunit and processor out of my ride...



There goes limpeh heart, lungs and kidneys...



The prettiest things in limpeh's life is now longer part of limpeh's life..



Sob!!!


There goes limpeh's 12 months of hardwork, pure pleasure and the only thing limpeh can call it limpeh's "hobby". Luckily, there is still ah diang to amuse me at home. Ah diang told limpeh that she had learn something from Mr David Copperfield when she travelled to US in 2005 and wanted to show limpeh what she had learned. So she borrowed limpeh's favourite steamed drumstick for the act. And of cos, limpeh lend it to her cos limpeh trust her and have faith in her but guess what she did?



Now you see it......





Now you dont! Now limpeh know what is "down to the bone" leow...limpeh bet Timothy's dog cant even eat till so clean...


And so, we moved into year 2008. Isn't that fast?!?!? So what's happening in year 2008? Limpeh finally completed limpeh's study and have started travelling to and fro KL. It is a fucking tiring task when one have drive to and fro KL on a single day so limpeh pulled Puss along and he did most of the driving that day. He was down with fever for the next 3 days when we came back to SG. Fucking weak right! But limpeh think it was not the driving that made him sick but the chicken in Malacca. You see, on our way back, that bugger suggest that we detour to Malacca to eat chicken rice. Of cos limpeh agreed to it cos limpeh's not the one driving what.


So there we go, over the mountains and over the sea just to eat chicken rice at Malacca. On our way back, we saw some magnificent buildings and a bunch of Kawaii Ne Japanese chicks taking pictures. You see, people travelled all the way from Nagoya to Malacca to take pictures of the magnificent buildings but we are there only for the chicken rice. How would you feel if you are the deities that look after Malacca? You'd be pissed right? So there it goes, they casted Fever on Puss because he was the instigator and I am merely accomplice so I kanna mere cough and flu niah. The fact that I took some pictures of the very Portugese Malacca saved me from suffering fever for 3 days, unlike Puss who was only interested of the chicken rice....



Seriously, limpeh just anyhow snapshot to prove that limpeh's been to Malacca so dont ask limpeh what building is this...



Also dunno what is this building call but Puss said its a landmark of Malacca so limpeh just take. Limpeh think he anyhow bullshit like most of the tour guides in Singapore..



Like above, dunno what the fuck is this place about but limpeh think they sell nice KFC inside where they have a bottle of chili and ketchup on the table for u to pour till u siao.



The gate of world famous Farmosa Chicken Rice!! Or rather, Malacca...



Thats Malacca's shell where limpeh pumped full tank of V-Power at 173 Ringgit. Thats less than $75 SGD!!! Full tank of V-Power at less that $75 can you imagine that?!?!?!


Ok, fuck Malacca, limpeh had enough of it. So what is the moral of the story? If you are dying to take MC and rest at home, go Malacca just to eat chicken rice.


Ok, its time to take medicine and go take a nap or play with limpeh's new found toy. What is it?



Behold, Ricky the tum jia cat!!!

Today is officially the first day of limpeh having a life again. Yes, MY CHEEBYE AND KAN SEE LANG SIONG DEGREE COURSE IS FINALLY OVER!!!!!!! At least for now, till limpeh finally gotten limpeh's results. But sure pass one lar..cos limpeh's coursemate told me, as long as you pay your school fees, they will pass you. This is exactly what was taught in limpeh's consumer behaviour lectures. What is our needs and wants? To get the fucking paper lar thats what...if limpeh pay money and still fail, limpeh will go out and tell everyone that the school jiak lwee. Take money already still fail you so that you can repeat the course and let them earn more money from you and fail you again so as to earn even more money from you. This is the job of the opinion leader, which limpeh is obviously one. So who else will sign up their courses? No fucking one. Therefore, as long as you pay up regularly and in full, they will give you the pang sai zua you sought after badly. Do not, limpeh repeat, do not underestimate the power of consumers. For without them, the economy will suffer and crumble, the entire humanity structure will crumble and finally, the whole world crumbles. But then again, the world is crumbling now as limpeh is blogging so tell limpeh, who the fuck cares about consumers?


However, limpeh still wanna celebrate the day of limpeh's freedom by quoting Martin Luther King's word. Thanks Mr King, for only until now, limpeh can finally fully and totally understand your words.


"Free at last, free at last! Thank God Almighty, limpeh is free at last!!"


So where are we heading out to wet? Taman Sentosa anybody?