22 September 2010

Hello everybirdie again~ Limpeh is back blogging again because somehow limpeh kinda miss days when limpeh would blog about stuff. Those were the days where limpeh's free enough to go around and discover cock to talk about others, although quite a bit circle around limpeh's life.

So, what are we looking at today? Oh..about limbu finally marryied to limpeh. So after months long preparation, we officially got hitched and can finally go honeymoon loh~but dan ji eh!! Before go honeymoon limpeh must make money first...so limpeh heng heng du tio company send me to states for training hence limbu kio tio and follow me to states as well. But the bloody SQ flight to states fully booked for the whole August so limpeh lan lan had to take Continental flight to Tokyo first before flying to Newark then Cleveland and finally Erie Pennsylvania!! Plus the 12 hours layover at Cleveland, we took 40 hours before we got to Erie! Holy fuck!! Limbu was a walking zombie when we finally got to Newark. Really!! She told limpeh she could've sleep while walking...limpeh understand how that felt cos last time when limpeh go field camp, limpeh sentry also stand and sleep till enemy come also dunno..really!! It was that bad...

14/08/10

When we finally got to Cleveland, it was already 11pm...we called the hotel to come pick us and went straight to bed so nothing to show you all. Knnz...really tired till shit also no strength to shit when got strength take pictures?


15/08/10

Woke up 8am next morning feeling damn hungry cos we didnt eat dinner since the night before...finally got strength to take picture of the beautiful airport hotel we stayed for 10 hours!

Swee bo? Not bad lar...at least the bed is not as hard as those in Shanghai...think chinese people still prefer to sleep on planks...

No they dont have barchormee or kway chup there for breakfast...only got waffles or pancakes or eggs or sausages or potatoes.

See! Told you bo barchormee or kway chup already..only got potatoes, eggs and sausages. But really very hungry leow so what also can lar..eat finish must rush to airport take aeroplane to Erie leow..

Nothing at Cleveland or rather we don't have time to walk around...maybe next time ba?


The flight to Erie was pretty fast, just 35 mins...machiam from Singapore fly to Malacca niah...if limpeh know so near limpeh'd drive there leow. The plane was a small domestic plane that is powered by propellers...make limpeh felt like WWII pilot wahaha...got to Erie and got into an arguement with Limbu..while we were arguing, this bugger came up to us and ask us where to take taxi. Limpeh look like angmo is it? How the fuck limpeh know where to take taxi? End up he was one of factory's trainee from Russia so heng limpeh neber ask him go fuck Russian spider.

Springfield Suite operated by Marriott..not bad eh? No..not that one in the picture..it is the one on the far right of the picture you goonz...


This picture is damn familiar because we always see this scene in movies or dramas or sitcoms and such..there is a weird dejavu feeling even though this is the first time limpeh set foot on Obama's turf...


We put our things down and wander off to the shopping malls nearby to get some gifts for the angmo factory people the next day. That place is damn pedestrian unfriendly lar...dont have pavement to walk one ok...

Its only 6pm, can you believe it? No wonder people tell limpeh angmo go home damn early...of cos lar..so early the sky so dark already, of cos faster go home else vampire come out suck your blood dry..limbu actually mistaken Pennsylvania as Transylvania and ask limpeh's factory product manager where to see Count Dracula...真丢脸..heng limpeh pretend limpeh dunno her else people thought limpeh also damn 无知...

This is 6.30pm.


This is 7pm. Faster go back else ka ka come out leow...


16/08

Limpeh got up at 7am next morning because we slept quite early the night before. Maybe still not used to the time difference ba...Went down for breakfast, hoping to see a sumptuous spread but end up.....


Looked familiar? Yes, it is the same picture as the earlier one because every fucking thing they offer for breakfast is the same.


This is limpeh's factory...always see this picture in our catalogue so it is again a strange dejavu feeling when you see the real thing.

19/08

Day in day out the same thing...morning go training evening go shopping for 4 days. On the final day, training ended at 3pm so limpeh's factory product manager asked if we wanna go downtown with him to see performance as there is some kind of street carnival. Ok lor, limbu say people invite must go else like never give face...so if later he offer me smoke weed or sniff bayhoon limpeh also cannot say dont want?


Now limpeh know another difference between limpeh and angmo...angmo call this Carnival, limpeh call this Pasar Malam.


Wah..imagine this guy come Singapore and draw this on Maxwell road...dunno how many din diao he is going to get from judge...


Small girl dunno judge will pang chance or not...maybe use rubberband soot her hand can leow...


And so, this ended limpeh's trip to Erie. It is a fucking nice place limpeh must say...and if limpeh can, limpeh wouldn't mind migrate there because it is so laid back. Surely will find excuse to go back there again hehe...ok...limpeh will end first part of limpeh's honeymoon here...will find chance to continue the middle part of our honeymoon another time!

21 September 2010

Hello everybirdie!!! Its limpeh after so so long!~! You know where limpeh gone to? Limpeh tell you..LIMPEH HAS GOTTEN OFF THE SHELF BECAUSE LIMBU DECIDED TO SPEND THE REST OF HER LIFE WITH LIMPEH LEOW!!!!

Thank you thank you...no need to clap because limpeh dont like attention...the only attention limpeh like is the attention people give to limpeh's 217 hurhur...anyways limpeh been really busy preparing for this wedding and busy kiam bui also...limpeh lost almost 40kg since limpeh started kiam pui-ing from June 2009...sibei can right? Machiam attended another BMT in Tekong...just that this one took place at Tokkong haha...never in limpeh's life that limpeh will think limpeh got chance to see 2 figures on the weighing scale man...this is unbelievable...almost 36 then limpeh started living like a normal person who can buy clothes from Giordano. Limpeh first time wore Giordano and the feeling was excellent because limpeh always think they make clothes for hobbits aka small size fuggers. So limpeh gonna continue to maintain this sim chai for as long as possible. The irony thing is, limpeh only started to look more appealing when limpeh is getting married. Hmm, limpeh thought...whats the point, already hitched then look appealing...abit like finished pak chiu cheng then Fiona Xie ask you want to do her or not....bo kiam eng already lar...


Anyway limpeh and limbu's picture is flying everywhere for 2 months in Facebook so limpeh is not going to bored anyone anymore here...just share 2 pictures with you guys enough leh...


This is the first time we took 全家福!The last time we took this was during limpeh's 1 yr old birday! Unbefuckinglievable right?


This is to show how drama girls can be. Look at the guys(except limpeh), they all look so demure...the most is to show their teeth and tongue with one guy looking for UFOs...useless buncha losers...


And so, limpeh officially ended limpeh's reign in the world of xiao mei mei...let limpeh bid farewell to all the xiao mei meis!!! Limpeh love you all always but limpeh love limbu more than you all so limpeh has vow to sleep with only one for the rest of limpeh's life leow!! So all you xiao mei mei can go screw yourself with other guys leow hahaha...so tell limpeh, whats the moral of the story?


Wanna lose weight too? Get married lar you stupid murthafuggers...