It is 2014 before you know it. Limpeh is now a father of two can you believe it. Limpeh is finally a real limpeh!! Will the real fat limpeh please stand up! please stand up!! PLEASE STAND FUCKING UP!!! HOOYEAH!!!!
Limpeh switch job leow. Just 1 month to working there for 7 years and limpeh tendered limpeh's resignation. Colin say work there for so long leow so it is time to move on. Yeah, its about time. Things are not working out as it used to be so lets find something else to dance around.
Limpeh still remember that morning when limpeh got the call from the recruiter who called my residential phone. Yes, residential phone. Who the fuck calls residential phone these days? Do you even know limpeh's residential phone number after knowing me for 20 fucking years? No you don't. Limpeh doubt you can even recite limpeh's mobile phone number let alone know my residential phone.
Yeah and so this fellar called limpeh's residential phone and told me about this regional job and ask if limpeh is interested. Yeah of cos!! Limpeh has been out of job for 1 month, went for 6 interviews and none turned out well so yeah, lets talk man!!! So this fellar made an appointment for me to be interviewed by his boss at 3pm. No problem, it is only 10am now limpeh have got plenty of time to go for the interview.
Jolene came back to Singapore and was putting up at our place for a couple of days. Limpeh's wife was playing hostess and brought them around. Today was the day they are going either the library or somewhere for a photoshoot. Sure, no problem. Go and have fun! Limpeh will just stay home to watch discovery channel when you are out.
When it was like 1pm, limpeh got up from the couch and wanted to take a shower before limpeh head over to UOB centre for the job interview and you know what? The master room door was locked from inside out. Brilliant. Limpeh scrambled to find a locksmith who stays in Yishun and have him over to open the door for $50. Mad rush. Managed to get out of house and reach the place by 3pm. Had a good chat with Philip and the rest was history. Oh, forgot to mentioned that during this period, limpeh got another potential job offer from an UK based material company which limpeh had to turn down because prospect with the German company seems better. Hopefully things will turn out well with the Germans. So far so good though, even though some Germans think limpeh is here to take away their job. Its like that one lar, the tiongs come Singapore and take Singaporean's job so we bo bian we have to go European countries and take the jobs from the europeans lor...this one call evil cycle know or not?
