15th of July, 5 more days to the submission of limpeh's 5000 words management research project, 3000 words journal for 4 subjects and another 2500 words Human Resource Management assignment in 10 more days. You should be guessing that limpeh is so busy sourcing for information and typing away in some library. Guess what, limpeh is in the middle of a cat show organized by this cat society call Feline Fanciers of Singapore. Courtesy of Miss Janice Wee, limpeh woke up 0630 hrs this morning to catch the rising sun. Is this the difference between singlehood and partnershiphood? Is this the kind of honour every single guy out there is craving for? Is this what Steven Lim was thinking about when he openly seek for marriage in his blog? HE MUST BE OUT OF HIS FREAKING MIND OR SIMPLY, HIS MIND IS WHAT HE SITS ON.

Who the hell wakes up 6.30am to see cats compete for titles that they have no idea or whatsoever for and the prize money can't even get limpeh 4 sets of NGK Iridium sparkplugs? Might as well sleep right? Afterall, Sunday means Sun-Sun-go-away-limpeh-will-see-you-again-on-Monday-to-Saturday no? It is to limpeh, god damnit! Especially when limpeh slept at 2am the night before. As the saying goes, the first step is always the hardest but you'll get used to it, although limpeh seriously hope that they will run out of ribbons to give to the cats since cats cant eat it or sleep on it and therefore, limpeh don't have to wake up so early to see cats beauty contest and get irritated with penguins rambling on and on while they shift their cats in. Ok lar, as long as the chick is happy, limpeh also anything one lar. Because in times to come, she will join limpeh's event too..which is making our way to Sepang to watch Formular 1 hurhur...watch ki lanz...ah 1 you know or not? Limpeh rather watch it on Star Sports than making a trip there.

Limpeh like cats but limpeh like limpeh bed more than cats, especially on Sunday when limpeh dont have to wake up early to squeeze the already so jam packed road with dumb motherfuckers who bought their cars without installing any signal bulb. Ok, now limpeh have to go take video of my daughter while a japanese botak guy jugde her. Till then fuggers..

Is limpeh really that busy that limpeh've got no time to blog at all? You are absolutely right!!! Or rather, limpeh don't have that heart to tok cock sing song here to entertain limpeh's loyal fans. After one long day at work, kanna fuck by customers for things that are not within limpeh's control and writing things that limpeh dont understand at all, do you think limpeh still have that simcheng to entertain you fuggers? OF COS HAVE!! But gimme some relac moment lar...cos all limpeh want to do now is to sit on limpeh's bed and look at the lizard crawling on the ceiling and wait for it to lose grip and fall down beside me. Moral of the story? Limpeh just dont feel like moving at all, get it?

EPL season 2006/07 has ended! Manure is the Champion and Chelski finished second best. Charlton, Sheffield United and Watford are relegated. Spurs finished 5th (mai siao siao ok!!) successively and gain an UEFA cup spot. Hope their luck is better this time, not meeting Sevilla or any strong teams in the Semi-Finals. The question now is...will Martin Jol sell Berbatov to Manure? Berbatov is fucking good ok!! (Though he is balding..) What he should do is sell away Defoe lar...Defoe tak boleh cekap lar abang...Wonder who is he gonna bring in this season...Best is bring in a playmaker lar...if got one steady playmaker then getting into Champions League got hope leow!! Kaka sounds good hurhur...

Anyway, the end of EPL is the beginning of limpeh's shitty school. YES! Limpeh's 3rd term started leow!! Cheebye...havent rest enough then must start visiting libraries again...mathafarkas...nevermind...after this term left 3 more terms then limpeh completed my 3 goals for year 2007 leow! Ho say man...after this can go Ireland find Robbie Keane to tak kiew leow man~ Anyone wanna come along?

One paper down, one more to go and 4 more terms to complete in another 12 months. Then limpeh completed another catch up with the pack leow...so meanwhile, bear with limpeh if you dont get to see limpeh in action.


But limpeh guess you would do just fine...cos without limpeh, earth would continue to spin and you fuggers would continue to spend your own sweet time doing your own sweet shit. RIGHT?

Have not blog since chinese new year...can imagine how busy limpeh have been? If you're wondering why are you reading limpeh's new post now, since limpeh say limpeh is fucking busy, it is because limpeh is at work and limpeh's mail server is down so limpeh is able to squeeze in some time to blog and tell you limpeh has been really really busy. WHATS NEW!!! NOTHING!!! LIMPEH IS SO FUCKING BOH ENG TILL SLEEP ALSO BOH ENG!!!! Fuck siah...ok, now limpeh need to go out see customer and get fucked by them for something limpeh didn't do. Thats the life of a sales person.

Coldplay sang.."No one said it was easy, no one ever said it would be this hard...please take limpeh back to the start..." HOW FUCKING TRUE!!! HOW FUCKING FUCKING TRUE!!! Can limpeh get a breather and go Jalan Malu Malu with Sir-Colin-Eats-Alot and see him chomp down food meant for 5 brigades?

Yo..wassup fuggers~ Nowadays limpeh only blog once in a blue moon and limpeh really wonder if limpeh is going to lose all my viewers. But fug lor..its not like limpeh dont wanna blog, just that limpeh is very much occupied with er...you know lar..


Anyways, limpeh got tons of material waiting for limpeh to put em up here so don't worry my dear fuggers...you'll get to see them soon. Limpeh saved it for rainy days when limpeh don't have anything to do. And ironically, it is the time when people are so busy travelling from places to places. So can any of you fuggers tell me....

WHAT TIME IS IT???















ITS TIGER TIME YOUR LUMPA......
















ITS CHINESE NEW YEAR LAR YOU CHEEBYES....










So......












HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR AND WIN MORE EAT MORE LAUGH MORE BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY.....REMEMBER WHO ARE THE ONES WHO GAVE YOU THOSE ANGBAOS COS IN A BLINK OF AN EYE, THEY ARE GONNA BE MINE!!!!! BUN LUCK!!!!! JIAK DOUBLE!!!! GOR LENG!!!! ALSO JIAK DOUBLE!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!

Harlow eberybirdie!!! How is it going man~ Is everyone very much alive? Due to personal commitments, limpeh cant blog as much as limpeh used to leow. Even laptop oso not much time to on. Tonight thought of logging in to eng siew eng siew abit so dont expect too much hor...


So what's been happening recently? Erm...can dont say? Ok lar...still the usual stuff...been busy working and studying...but sometimes still got a bit of time go tuang tuang abit...



Anybody know where limpeh took this pic? *hint* Anybody been to Sixth Lok Yang road?


Then it was makan session with 小猫两三只, organized by someone whom limpeh will never relate to organizing events...its none other than Sir-Colin-Eats-Alot~ Steady lar~ Finally someone is taking over the baton from limpeh hurhur...we went to some ulu place at balestier for one really really nice fish head steamboat...you know why izzit so nice? Becos the soup is free flow one leh!! Mai siao siao...Limpeh thought only ladies night got free flow...skally now fish head steamboat oso got free flow hurhur...but limpeh bo eng to take picture cos now, limpeh not only have to serve limpehself, but oso have to serve limbu...and you know what? Limbu sot tio that cake-sard-sard-by-wearing-a-hankie-on-his-head-while-serving-fish-head-steamboat guy in the fish head steamboat stall..puiz!!



working in coffeeshop and yet try to act stylo...this one not call cake-sard-sard-by-wearing-a-hankie-on-his-head-while-serving-fish-head-steamboat then limpeh dunno call what leow...


That place reminds me of another place I used to frequent and Sir-Colin-Eats-Alot really swept away enough food to feed 5 battalions for 7 years...



Cannot tell where is this?



Now can tell leow right! But theres something limpeh have to tell you...standard drop until damn jialat..so jialat that even ah hock, the wAnder dog, no longer roams there...


And so, limpeh have to end this very short but yet very 难得 blog...cos LIMPEH REALLY TIRED AND WANNA SLEEP BUT STILL MANAGED TO SQUEEZE OUT ONE BLOG IN 20 MINUTES OK!!! So till then, goodnite and goodbye fuggers...hope to see you fuggers soon before limpeh starts to get busy with those pua bye books again...

First post of the year! 7th of January! So what took limpeh so long to post limpeh's first blog in 2007? Becos limpeh was so busy trying to tell people what limpeh know about management that limpeh got no time to tell people how limpeh look at life.


No lar...limpeh was too busy trying to impress someone who is so so so so into guys who ride...so bo bian...limpeh have to start chasing wind again...


Valentino Rossi in the making...or rather, Builentino Roti in the making...



And you can tell obviously who is the one who can't ride...isn't it? Just look at his fugged face hahahaha...


Anyway, limpeh have been really really busy with limpeh oso dunno what but you fuggers can start asking me out after 16th of Jan. And of cos, subjected to approval depending on where you ask limpeh to go. Why? Becos limpeh song lor...can bo?

Happy New Year eberybirdie~ and Happy Hari Raya Puasa to eberymuddie~ May all of you fuggers stop getting fugged by your managers in the new year and may the fugs only happen to you in bedrooms! Ok, some might prefer somewhere else other than the bedrooms but you know what limpeh mean lar...

Economics is perhaps the most fucked up subject limpeh have ever taken in my entire career as a student. It is so fuckeduply confusing that limpeh can't even pronounce the subject properly...do you pronounce it as Air-Ker-Nor-Micks or Yee-Kor-Nor-Micks? Ahh...whatever..limpeh just know its a fuckedup subject can leow...