Its been awhile....actually it has been a long while since I wrote something here. I told Corina that blogging is fucking taxing...she said.."Is it? I thought its just writing things mindlessly, like writing a diary." Ya, quite true, except that you paste stickers and photos into ur diary but not editing pictures, putting words into people's mouth so as to make them talk, so that friends would laugh at their silly friends, so on so for.

And what do I get at the end of the day? "BUI EH!! YOU SIBEI HO!!" or "Darling, I love your blog so much(But minus those profanities...)!! you're so very funny!!" or "Hahahahahahaahahahaha..." Well, not so bad...at least some kinda acknowledgement from friends...but sometimes I'm so fucking sian that I just dont feel like, or rather, simply got no inspiration to blog anything.

I've been super busy for the whole of November. No fuckers...I'm not busy preparing for my 31st birthday. Infact, I didn't have any kinds of celebrations other than a few good friends smsing me wishing me happy birthday. Yeah, I prefer this way to be honest. No celebrations, no alarms and no surprises, no nothing. Just plain old stay-at-home-and-wait-for-the-right-moment-to-puff-the-magical-dragon. Felt bad turning down Andy's offer to celebrate my birthday at his place but I no longer want/need this kinda attention from friends.

I was busy with my freelance translation(as you can read from my previous posts) and busy attending wedding dinners. 5 wedding dinners in 5 consecutive weeks. Yes I know, my social fucking circle is as big as that fucking ring encircling Saturn

Its quite an accomplishment from Zero wedding dinner in 5 years to 8 wedding dinners in 1 year. Anyway, I'm glad my friends want me to be there to share their joy as well. Its been really fun cos I'm always sitting beside chio bus!



Alice's wedding was the first I attended in November. I dunno those 2 "chio bus" sitting on my right but I guess most of you know that "chio bu" on my left.



Then it was Junqing(Covice)'s wedding. Again, I was sitting next to two chio bus. Sitting on my left was Elaine...



And sitting on my right was Wynn...my camera phone didn't do her much justice...she's much much more pretty than what you see here...and that fatass really kio tio cow's genital to be able to sit beside such a chio bu~


After that it was my secondary school friend's wedding(no pictures cos I think they lost the negatives....hehehe...no la...he hasn't pass me anything la...)



Then it was my see mei's wedding. This is Yvonne aka Puntartgal. No, she's not from China and no, she's not my ex. She might be my future though...wahahahahahahaahaha!!!! But I think its time someone get me a better camera phone for Christmas heh...



In case you guys forgotten which Yvonne was my ex...the one with that kawaii teeth lor....


And finally, last but not least, ah nan's wedding. I was his brother cum Emcee and its fucking siong being his brother. No, not because I had to eat raw bitter gourd, but due to the fact that I played overnight Mahjong just before I go help him save angbao money by being his brother. Fucking stoned can...I didn't expect to travel around to take pictures else I wouldn't be wearing a lai sa...but thank god for the couple, it was a bright sunny day and I really regretted wearing that lai sa that day...so fucking warm can!! Well, despite being under the scorching sun in shirt and tie with a lai sa inside, it was really fun!! Talk alot of cock as usual and did some cock postures as well. Anyway, lets take a look at some of the pictures taken on his customary day....



The couple, brothers and sisters...Cannot recall who's place was this...was it nan's?



This was taken at Punggol Park...I'm gonna make them carry me this way as well if I ever do get taken off the shelf...



Without a doubt, Fatass outshined Sir Colin-Eats-Alot this time with a new hairdo~ Actually its I bo see gan comb hair cos rushing out after finishing Mahjong wahahahahahahaha~


Not even the combined effort of the 3 chiobus can divert attention away from that dashing fatass behind. No camera trick involved...I'm indeed taller than them by 1 head.



Bui eh!!! 你知道吗？你是最好的！



Chris....when wanna jump from jiaos's sampan onto my aircraft carrier? My aircraft carrier very spacious one you know?



I think she still prefer staying onboard that sampan...got USS Enterprise don't want...so goonz!!



But I think her sampan(jiaos) prefer the role of "Tinky Winky" so he can be with Gaylord Focker.



Me and my high school lover...ok ok...we were never lovers...we are just a pair of 苦命鸳鸯 because limpeh bo ji jio her kia steady~



This is Angela...I got to know her on that very day but she's already bugging me to take picture with her and even requested me to put my hand on her waist! She's only 12 you know!! Goodness!! Ok ok...I'm talking cock...suddenly I feel that I'm talking like him
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The Sisters...plus an alien from the planet Uranus...hurhur..


(There are more pictures regarding nan's wedding but I'll post more next time...I am too sian to show you my spoof pictures and pictures of the dinner now heh...)


Other than all these, all I ever did was play pool with Matt and Ber at this place call pool junction. As I was waiting for cab at Selegie Center after playing pool with those 2 buggers, something amazing caught my attention. I can't fucking believe one can actually find this kinda shit in Singapore....











I wonder if the shop vendor purposely use this mistake as an eye catcher or he's as dumb as that "Fuck The Certain Price Of Goods" vendor...whichever it is, both are fucking idiots....

Ok, thats it for the time being....till then, fuckers....