Last weekend long weekend si bo~ Song bo~ Ok lar...not really song cos didn't have much to do. Went nan's place on Sat to eat claypot rice etc etc...hence no soccer betting for the next 3 months. Met up with my study groupmates for a cho bo lan session. Supposed to discuss about studies but end up discuss about what we usually do when we are free....duh! Then came Monday...also nothing to do....then Tuesday oso do nothing...就这样, my long weekend is over~~ Boohoo...


Oh ya...the roads in Tuas, Gul, Benoi and Pioneer area is so fucking luan you know? From one can lead to another one but you have to drive thru those small little roads where trailers just park wherever they like cos they thought their father mother uncle aunty own that road. One lane road still park until like that...wah lan eh....Heng limpeh almost covered that area leow so next week I'll be going down to Loyang leow...From the West to the East...song rite!! Everyday song song till Jurong rite!!


Song you come and do lar....now I know why Timothy say driving for leisure is song, but not driving for a living....

Limpeh wanna blog...but limpeh really fuck oso no strength...so limpeh decided not to type too much...hence.....




This is limpeh's ride now...



This is limpeh's ride's kar chng...




---The End---

Cheaper than taking public transport? Fuck you understand!! You don't have to pay for road tax, insurance, parking, petrol/diesel and/or erp when you travelling in MRTs or buses ok!! Don't try to con your father aka limpeh into believing owning your loser offpeak Matrix is cheaper than taking public transport in Singapore so that your father aka limpeh will buy your loser offpeak Matrix which can only come out before the sun rises or after the sun sets!! Puiz~!!

Wah lanz...limpeh didn't know it is this tiring to go to work. Its fucking tired can!! Now limpeh no longer yearns to go out anymore...all limpeh want for limpeh's weekends is to relac at home and do nothing but rest. Ok...limpeh no longer bear grudges for people who say they don't have time to visit limpeh or ask limpeh out...afterall, if limpeh were them, limpeh'd be saying the same thing too hahaha...


But the whole story doesn't stop here!! Guess limeph've gotten limpeh into deeper shit by signing up for a degree course just a month earlier. Its a distant learning course offered by APMI and after limpeh stopped studies for 11 frigging years, limpeh is gonna do it again!! How siah like that...


Anyway, limpeh collected limpeh's study materials on Thursday and immediately, limpeh was given 2 assignments to do and must submit before lecture begins in end November. Die lar...come home so tired oledi, where got time to study and do assignments? Sheesh...lan lan...have to 硬着头皮撑下去！！ Why must the society be so particular about having a piece of shitty paper? Why does it prove? Nofuckingthing!!


Depressed and stressed by the thought of doing assignments after a long day, limpeh went VivoCity with Puss, Sabrina and Timothy. Where is VivoCity? Its at Harbour Front and that place is huge. Though huge, its still the same shit inside different toiletbowl. Puss wanted to get shirt and pants for his upcoming interview(due to peer pressure?) so he made us go with him to pick something nice. Singapore's shopping centres are all the same one lar..we ended up in G2000 to get his shirt and pants sheesh....Knn...G2000 where oso have right...why must go all the way to VivoCity? Lanjiao place is not fully operational yet...it is still in a mess and contractors are still in the midst of renovating certain shops. If you're thinking of making a trip there to see what they have, limpeh's advice to you is DON'T FUCKING BOTHER!!


While Puss was busy picking what he wants(fuck lar...its all the same, only different colors niah...so difficult to make decision meh? ), limpeh and Tim wandered off to the Sky fuck to get a fuck Park(an open air park on top of the building) to get a puff. Limpeh hate shopping when limpeh got nothing in mind to buy. Since limpeh got nothing much to look at and the only thing on limpeh's mind is car, might as well go to the carpark to shop shop abit hahahaha...


And guess what limpeh saw?



You must be wondering why limpeh took a picture of this?



This is another WRX, spot the difference? No, not the color you idiots!!



Its the size of the exhaust pipe lar...



Don't really look alot bigger? You know how big it is or not? 105mm or 4 inches ok!!



Its the length of a pack of tissue paper ok!!! Can fit your fist in it ok!


If you still think its not really that big, try finding a car that you can fit your fist into its exhaust pipe. (Note: Adeline, Sabrina, Christina and Ivy belong to another league cos they've got fist the size of a hock chiew fishball.) The result will most likely be people think you siao one....hahaha...


Sometimes limpeh really wonder if they need such big exhaust pipes. If they tell limpeh their family business is mobile satay vendor or mobile bbq chicken wings vendor, then maybe limpeh can understand. Because such exhaust pipes can spit fire and produce sonic boom to cook food faster. Morever they are louder than normal exhaust pipes so other road users are aware of them and might patronise their satays or bbq chicken wings.


But if you're not such vendors, no problem!! You can still use this kinda exhaust pipe as you can buy a pack of marshmellow and drive to parks with your girlfriend. Then you can ask your girlfriend peng kang the marshmellow at these exhaust pipes while you rev your car. Great isn't it!!!! Swee lar!!! So mai tu leow!! Go get your one fist exhaust pipe at your nearest workshops today!!
*Satays and chicken wings not included.

It's Sunday, 10:47pm now. It's been so so long since Sunday actually meant something to me. Last time...Sunday used to like just any other day...Most of the time, Sunday = "Sleeping day" as limpeh spent limpeh's Saturday night/Sunday morning playing mahjong with limpeh's kakis. Now Sunday means the end of rest and relax...sheesh...


Actually, its not that limpeh dreaded work. The thing limpeh dreaded, and is still dreading, is the journey to work. Every fucking morning, limpeh have to squeeze bus, then squeeze mrt, and then bus again with all those kiasu Singaporeans. Then every night, limpeh again have to squeeze bus, then mrt, and then bus again wtih the same bunch of kiasu Singaporeans, except that this time, they smell. You know how sian bo!! Wah lan eh..everyone try to squeeze into the bus/mrt as if they're chased by the 恐龙 from Jurassic Park. Fuck lar...if have to rush to work then get out of the house earlier lar...干您拿...sleep a little lesser also won't die right!!


Because limpeh anticipated this kinda shit, hence limpeh wakes up at 6.30am and leave the house by 7am, when limpeh only starts work at 8.45am. 1hr 45 mins is enough for limpeh to take limpeh's own sweet time to get to limpeh's workplace. If only half of those fuckers practise wat limpeh does, then those fucking buses and mrts wouldnt be so packed!


But bo bian...this is the only company that actually interviewed me and employed me as their Sales Engineer, when limpeh don't even know a single thing about quoting and couplings/valves/gauges. So lan lan lor...have to squeeze with all those kiasu/stinko/pua bye Singaporeans.


So you can't blame limpeh to look forward to the next weekend right? Hopefully by the time limpeh get vehicle, limpeh wont comprain anymore. But then again, maybe will comprain about other road users leow...and hopefully, I won't be that road user others would comprain to their friends/colleagues/family/kopitiam ah soh....


So can someone tell me when is the next public holiday, anyone??

Short lead time, factory production line full, customer can't wait, factory didn't deliver parts as promised, customer kaopeh again cos still can't get parts, factory still don't deliver, customer chow kan leow shake head and say utterly disappointed. This will be part of my life for quite a while, I believe...and its only my 2nd day at work...sheesh...


But the job is fun lar...at the moment hurhur...soon...I can be like Colin and choot chia loh!!!! Then I can also jio people eat kway chup in the middle of the day....


But choot simi chia leh??



This one? Sure!!!



....after I drive this for 2 years...can bo?