Wah lanz...limpeh didn't know it is this tiring to go to work. Its fucking tired can!! Now limpeh no longer yearns to go out anymore...all limpeh want for limpeh's weekends is to relac at home and do nothing but rest. Ok...limpeh no longer bear grudges for people who say they don't have time to visit limpeh or ask limpeh out...afterall, if limpeh were them, limpeh'd be saying the same thing too hahaha...


But the whole story doesn't stop here!! Guess limeph've gotten limpeh into deeper shit by signing up for a degree course just a month earlier. Its a distant learning course offered by APMI and after limpeh stopped studies for 11 frigging years, limpeh is gonna do it again!! How siah like that...


Anyway, limpeh collected limpeh's study materials on Thursday and immediately, limpeh was given 2 assignments to do and must submit before lecture begins in end November. Die lar...come home so tired oledi, where got time to study and do assignments? Sheesh...lan lan...have to 硬着头皮撑下去！！ Why must the society be so particular about having a piece of shitty paper? Why does it prove? Nofuckingthing!!


Depressed and stressed by the thought of doing assignments after a long day, limpeh went VivoCity with Puss, Sabrina and Timothy. Where is VivoCity? Its at Harbour Front and that place is huge. Though huge, its still the same shit inside different toiletbowl. Puss wanted to get shirt and pants for his upcoming interview(due to peer pressure?) so he made us go with him to pick something nice. Singapore's shopping centres are all the same one lar..we ended up in G2000 to get his shirt and pants sheesh....Knn...G2000 where oso have right...why must go all the way to VivoCity? Lanjiao place is not fully operational yet...it is still in a mess and contractors are still in the midst of renovating certain shops. If you're thinking of making a trip there to see what they have, limpeh's advice to you is DON'T FUCKING BOTHER!!


While Puss was busy picking what he wants(fuck lar...its all the same, only different colors niah...so difficult to make decision meh? ), limpeh and Tim wandered off to the Sky fuck to get a fuck Park(an open air park on top of the building) to get a puff. Limpeh hate shopping when limpeh got nothing in mind to buy. Since limpeh got nothing much to look at and the only thing on limpeh's mind is car, might as well go to the carpark to shop shop abit hahahaha...


And guess what limpeh saw?



You must be wondering why limpeh took a picture of this?



This is another WRX, spot the difference? No, not the color you idiots!!



Its the size of the exhaust pipe lar...



Don't really look alot bigger? You know how big it is or not? 105mm or 4 inches ok!!



Its the length of a pack of tissue paper ok!!! Can fit your fist in it ok!


If you still think its not really that big, try finding a car that you can fit your fist into its exhaust pipe. (Note: Adeline, Sabrina, Christina and Ivy belong to another league cos they've got fist the size of a hock chiew fishball.) The result will most likely be people think you siao one....hahaha...


Sometimes limpeh really wonder if they need such big exhaust pipes. If they tell limpeh their family business is mobile satay vendor or mobile bbq chicken wings vendor, then maybe limpeh can understand. Because such exhaust pipes can spit fire and produce sonic boom to cook food faster. Morever they are louder than normal exhaust pipes so other road users are aware of them and might patronise their satays or bbq chicken wings.


But if you're not such vendors, no problem!! You can still use this kinda exhaust pipe as you can buy a pack of marshmellow and drive to parks with your girlfriend. Then you can ask your girlfriend peng kang the marshmellow at these exhaust pipes while you rev your car. Great isn't it!!!! Swee lar!!! So mai tu leow!! Go get your one fist exhaust pipe at your nearest workshops today!!
*Satays and chicken wings not included.