Its midweek tomorrow! How is everyone feeling? Limpeh have been staying at home for the past 2 weeks because limpeh tendered resignation and limpeh's boss asked limpeh to stay home and keep limbu company because she is heavily pregnant. Colin said this is garden leave and this is the first time limpeh heard of this term so limpeh googled about it:

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[Garden leave or gardening leave describes the practice whereby an employee who is leaving a job (having resigned or otherwise had his or her employment terminated) is instructed to stay away from work during the notice period, while still remaining on the payroll. This practice is often used to prevent employees from taking with them up-to-date (and perhaps sensitive) information when they leave their current employer, especially when they are leaving to join a competitor.]

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Well, garden leave or not limpeh dont give a shit because it is damn song to be home to spend time with limbu and limkia lor. Don't think many of you have the time and energy to bring your kids to the playground after work do you? Limpeh had the privilege to do so for the past 2 weeks and limpeh tell you times like this is priceless man. So limpeh have decided to take limpeh's time to find a job that limpeh would excel in...of cos it is another sales job but limpeh is sick and tired of selling small components and would like to move on to some big and heavy machineries now. Think it is more challenging than drilling down to the dollars and cents because service plays a big part.


Ok, so what are you expecting to see limpeh dissing today? Nothing lar, its not like limpeh purposely find people to diss right? Also limpeh try to find material in limpeh's phone to make fun and 90% of the pictures are about limbu and limkia so how to diss? Go get a good night sleep and come back tomorrow because limpeh is going out and hopefully limpeh can find something along the way to make fun of.


Eh wait...limpeh just found this conversation with limbu on limpeh's phone...we were talking about having more kids and limbu said she wanted 2 more...and this is how the conversation went...

And that's it folks!! See ya next time~

Limpeh should start another blog call LimpehLoveToDiss.blogspot.com. What say you?



Limpeh Love To Diss Episode #1

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Well, its true limpeh is sibei lame...but isn't that the reason why you love limpeh too?

Limbu was trying to sell away some of her baby stuff that she bought to make her diaper cakes online. She managed to get some cheapo mothers to buy stuff from her and she was busy putting the items into envelopes and send them out. Limpeh was beside her doing limpeh's work and she asked a very challenging question...

Limbu: "Bee..ask you ar...do you know how Singapore Post charge postage? I remember when I was working in Chuang Yi, the postage I use for smaller envelopes are cheaper than the bigger ones..."

Limpeh: "They charge by the weight...lighter ones use 1st local, heavier ones use 2nd local..."

Limbu: "Oh...There is this lady who is only buying 1 pair of socks...but I've only got the big envelopes left. Do you think by folding it into half will make it lighter and therefore cheaper?"

Limpeh: "..........do you think limpeh will weigh lesser if limpeh stand on the weighing scale on one leg?"

Limbu: "Hmm...will you huh? Maybe you will leh..."

Limpeh: "Malawuya....you really think so?!?!?!"

Limbu says pregnant women think slower and might sound really silly at times...limpeh think it is just typical of limbu to sound like that...

Hello everybirdie! How is you today? You know Singapore has been seeing the heaviest of the heaviest downpour for centuries in the last couple of days. Also, they stopped using the word ponding because if they continue to use ponding for this kind of situation, a lot of people especially the younger generation which includes limpeh, will be pondering who to vote for the next GE.


Why oh why, despite our achievements for the last few decades, we are still unable to handle situation like this? Is it because we got not money to develop a good drainage system? It is because our sifu at see bay lor cannot foretell heavy downpour like this beforehand and warn cheng hu? Is it because there are more people now in Singapore and the tendency of littering increases which means the long gao gets choked easier? Is is because Commonwealth is very near Potong Pasir and that is why the under developed town causes the choke in the long gao in Commonwealth and thus the flood? Why? Why are situations happening in the 70s where we were less developed, still happening today?


This, you have to ask the long gao expert for limpeh is just a mechanical engineering diploma holder and no doctorate in long gao engineering. Ok, limpeh lied. Limpeh have a degree downloaded from www.download-a-degree.com.


If you, a Singapore who have migrated to Canada, have someone telling you that the below pictures are from different parts of Singapore, you confirm will say ball call leng air thai chee. But my friend, the pictures below, taken from http://www.straitstimes.com/breaking-news/singapore/story/heavy-rain-causes-flashfloods-traffic-jams-several-parts-singapore-201 are indeed pictures taken from different parts of Singapore on 5th September 2013.

Imagine you and your gf/bf come here to say i love you and you love me then kiss kiss touch touch while the rain was pouring. By the time you guys finished touching, the rain stopped and this is what you see in front of you, your would've thought this is the training ground of Leicester City Football Club.

Imagine you have a date with your gf to celebrate mooncake festival and you waited for her at her block while she was dolling herself up for the night. Since you know she takes a long time doing that, you decided to play Candy Crush while waiting in your car. 1 hour later you wait until you buay tahan and decided to go up to your gf's place to ask her faster. You open the car door. Its time to go Leng Kee to buy new car leow.

Imagine you work very very hard for years and have always dreamt of owning a Mercedes Benz. You finally saved enough to choot chia and you've just collected it from Leng Kee Merz showroom. You look forward to drive back to your neighbourhood and show off to your neighbours who always felt that you cannot make it in life. You turn out onto the AYE. You thought you have reached the shores of Phuket instead.

You favourite game show on TV is The Unbeatable Banzuke. You finally get to star in one. You also got reprimanded for climbing the fence and tried your best to attend school because you were taught that truancy is wrong. All the values you have learnt in school are washed down the drain with the flood on that very day because you were reprimanded for trying your best to go to school as taught by your teachers. The one that reprimanded these students should be jailed for 40 years and publicly caned in the prison canteen for doing that.


So, you gotta ask yourself why this is happening in Singapore. Do you hear this kinda thing happening in New York? No. Do you hear this kinda thing happening in London even though it rain throughout the year? No. Why then why, this is happening in Singapore?


Do you think you want to go through this kinda shit your entire life? Limpeh think you do. Good luck, limpeh's fellow country man, good luck and best of luck. Limpeh, limbu nor limpeh's kids are going to endure this kinda shit.


Moral of the story? Shit happens. Do something about it and cut the crap about saying what is not acceptable or find excuse why this is happening. It happened in Orchard road already, now Commonwealth area. Limpeh really hope that the next place will be the Istana.

Limbu: "bee, how do you write "Happy Teacher's Day" in chinese?"

Limpeh: "教师节快乐 lor"

Limbu: "ya i know it is 教师节 but i dont know how to write 教.....

Limpeh: "Don't know how to write just draw a bird then 师节快乐 lor....so it will look like this...
 
         

Limbu: "......."

Dunno is it because as one gets older, the more one wants to go home or is it just limpeh? Limpeh is feeling really jaded everyday and can't wait to go home and blow limpeh's lumpa by sitting on limpeh's bed with the fan infront of limpeh. Cool, another sentence with 4 limpehs in it.


Really leh...limpeh kept thinking about that position all day long...that oh-so-fucking slack position at home. Next time limpeh's home oso must have this kind of setup where limpeh get to air limpeh's ball infront of the fan.


Just as the day gets boring, ah diang sure have something to say that brightens limpeh's day...


[3:34:42 PM] Limpeh Ψ says: anyway yufen and ah fong's wedding, they only put "you are cordially invited"

[3:34:53 PM] Limpeh Ψ says: meaning u dont have to go cos they bo put "cordially invite u and partner"

[3:35:12 PM] Limpeh Ψ says: so i go enough, u stay at home and feed the cat

[5:01:49 PM] Ah diang says: why i stay at home and feed cat!

[5:01:54 PM] Ah diang says: I wan to eat hor liao

[5:02:34 PM] Limpeh Ψ says: knnz..must pay $$ one ok, you know yin zhua zee (photostat money) is sala one or not?

[5:02:40 PM] Limpeh Ψ says: so u dun go, stay at home feed cat

[5:02:41 PM] Ah diang says: but i want to go... :~(

[5:15:21 PM] Limpeh Ψ says: by the way, why they always use "cordially" huh? Cordial is not those very very thick juice that needs to add water one meh? Does that mean they um soo (hint) you angbao to bao thick thick??

Goose morning kids!! Wassup man...today is Tuesday and limpeh is feeling great for good things are about to come limpeh's way!!


Anyway the Bale saga has ended. He signed for Real Madrid for £85.3m!! You know how much he makes per week? £300,000 my friend!!! If someone were to come and ask limpeh to join them to make £300,000 per week for the next 6 years, use kar chng to think also will join immediately right? Afterall, why did he work so hard at the training ground for? To play for the club forever like Giggs? What are you thinking? Man Utd is the team won 20 BPL titles and is always in UCL whereas Spurs is hovering around the top 5/6 for the last few seasons. If limpeh is Bale limpeh will also join RM. Don't think anyone would be so stupid and loyal to his club so much so that he give up the chance to join one of the most prestigious club in the world and earn almost US$2,000,000 a month. US$2,000,000 a month my friend!!!!! You know how much is US$2,000,000 a month or not? Thats US$24,000,000 a year ok!!!!! Just for kicking ball in the field!!!! Wah lan eh..this is damn sick can...limpeh feel like vomiting just thinking of the amount of money limpeh see in my bank account every week.


If someone were to tell you in Singapore that if you can tak very good kiew you will be able to make millions of dollar, you would slap him left right centre and call him siao eh. But that is the truth my friend, tak kiew can bring you millions of dollar...imagine retiring at the age of 35...seriously...if you ask limpeh, limpeh also dunno do what if limpeh were to retire at 35 with that much money...


And so, we stepped into the month of September already. Time flies...in about 12 weeks time limpeh is going to become limpeh once more. A baby girl this time...limpeh is still trying to come up with a name for her...wanted to name her 陈语嫣 but limbu say the chinese word is too difficult to write leow and also her kantangness in her thinks that our daughter's future friends/classmate/schoolmate/boys that like her/girls that hate her will call her 鱼圆. Please lar...why you bother about those people who don't have 修养 and 涵养? Only kantang like her will be calling 语嫣 as 鱼圆...it doesn't even sound close. Anyway we will see how it goes...maybe limpeh should name her after a girl whom limpeh sian bay tio? How about 陈小敏？Nice? What about 陈丽霞？Or 陈可慧？陈丽芬？陈柳蓉？陈海伦？陈锦清？The list goes on and on hahaha...limpeh never have luck with girls....all sian bo...just like jiaos who became 姐妹 with the girls he wanna sian...fucking sibei loser can hahahaha...worse than limpeh....


Ok, time to close this post...so brothers and sister...what is the moral of this post? 人是现实的，人是向钱看的。钱不是万能的，但没钱是万万不能的!! Therefore don't feel ashamed if you have to move elsewhere just to find more money for yourself and your family because you are just like everyone else. We are just like everyone else so dont give limpeh the kinda crap that what and what is more important than money. The only 2 things that are more important than money are only health and family. The rest are irrelevant if you don't have money. Period.

Hello everybirdie!! How is you? Today is limpeh's wife's birthday and limpeh would like to wish her a big big happy birthday!! Limpeh lub you very very much!!! Kissing!!!

Ok, back to limpeh's posting. The recent long weekend was a disaster...limpeh dunno eat sala what thing or step onto the sala thing so much so that limpeh developed hives all over. The pictures of my hives are too disgusting so limpeh is not going to show here. From the morning of Hari Ray Puasa (8/8) till 14/8 limpeh is scratching non stop. Limbu had to apply calamine lotion all over limpeh's body and you know, limpeh's body has like 100square centimeter so limbu had spent a fortune just buying the calamine lotion from Guardian. It was a horrible long weekend and limpeh had to work from home for the entire week because limpeh 没脸见人。Luckily Evan still love limpeh a lot and always come to me for hugs...what a sweet little boy...just like limpeh when limpeh was still a limkia..


Anyway limpeh is leaving the company limpeh worked for the past 7 years...due to irreconcilable differences, limpeh had to move on. Sounds like marriage eh? It is kind of sad that limpeh have to do this because limpeh like working here and limpeh had strive so hard to change the culture. Meeting customer was fun and the kind of admiration they show on their face when you solved their problems is priceless.


However, all good things must come to an end and limpeh have to move on. It was an up and down 7 years and limpeh is very pleased with how the company grew. Limpeh sincerely wish them all the best and continue to grow exponentially.


Evan zai has gotten used to going to child care and both limbu and limpeh are very happy with how things developed. This little boy is so kiang and can read some simple words and pronounce them at the tender age of 20 months! When limpeh was 20 months limpeh was still trying to throw a ball and speaking gibberish. Evan represents the new digital generation where limpeh think all will be damn smart...much like those elites in Gattaca. Lets hope Evan will start earning his millions when he is 20 years old...which means limpeh will be 60 leow...still not too old to still go UK and watch Spurs wack Arsenal in north london derby...hopefully they will still be in north london when limpeh is 60.


Ok, thats all for now folks. Life is pretty mundane because limpeh is really limpeh now so once limpeh knocks off, limpeh will go home eat dinner and play with limson. Good thing is he goes to bed quite early these days so limpeh and limbu still got time for each other. Life has never been this good, and all glory to God Almighty. Amen.

Must stop swearing....limpeh wonder if that is going to change my style of blogging heh..

Hello everybirdie! It is now 5th August....in about 4 months time, limpeh is going to be limpeh the second time woohoo!! Limpeh cannot believe it...limpeh is actually going to be a limpeh for 2 after just getting married for 3 years!! Must be limbu is very fertile...

Just 10 years ago, limpeh was still at home moaning and asking heaven why limpeh become like that...hmm..wait...actually limpeh was secretly hoping that limpeh don't get well to soon so limpeh can nua at home....but end up limpeh had to wait for 4 years!! A bit too long if you ask me...

But look at limpeh now...limpeh is living in limpeh's own house, limpeh got 3 kids (2 of them are Donut and Skippy lar) now and No.4 is baking in the oven. Life is good isn't it? Of cos, because God was looking after limpeh. The last 10 years have been a trial for limpeh. A lot of ups and downs, mostly ups though. Limpeh dunno how limpeh got to where limpeh is today seriously...everything seems to fall in place. God's plan, must be. Despite me not believing in Him, he still takes care of me and give me all these gifts. There is no one greater than Him, ever.

God loves us so much that he sent his only Son to die for us. Will limpeh send Evan to die for someone that sins all the time? Not a chance...why would limpeh? It is so difficult, to even think of limpeh's son having to go through that kind of agony for someone who doesn't deserve all this. We sin so much but still God sent his Son to die for us. How much love must one have to do this? Unimaginable. It is easy for us to imagine ourselves going through suffering for our own sons and daughters but to imagine our sons and daughters suffer for ah der and ah gao is beyond us.

Limpeh used to think why God loves us so much, we are afterall only his creation and thats about it. However what you do not know is that you are using human's logical thinking to try to give a reason to everything you do. "Do this and you deserve that" is how we decipher what we ought to receive. It was hard for limpeh to understand this before because limpeh didn't have a son then. If you ask limpeh now, limpeh will tell you the kind of love limpeh have for Evan is enough for limpeh to die for him. This is the kind of love God have for us.

Chanced upon this article that explains to you how God loves us.

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Does God really love us?  Are we deserving of His love?  Why Does God Love Us?

We are the apple of His eye, He rejoices over us

Does God Really Love Us? 

The Bible is full of Scriptures where God declares His love for us.  One of the most famous of all is John 3:16 where it says, “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.”  What other Scriptures declare that God truly loves us in an unconditional way?

Zechariah 2:8b “for whoever touches you touches the apple of his eye.”

Zephaniah 3:17 “The LORD your God is with you, the Mighty Warrior who saves.
He will take great delight in you; in his love he will no longer rebuke you, but will rejoice over you with singing.”

Jeremiah 32:41 “I will rejoice in doing them good and will assuredly plant them in this land with all my heart and soul.”

Psalm 103:4 “who redeems your life from the pit and crowns you with love and compassion.”

Psalm 103:8 “The LORD is compassionate and gracious, slow to anger, abounding in love.”

Psalm 103:13 “As a father has compassion on his children, so the LORD has compassion on those who fear him.”

Psalm 103:17 “But from everlasting to everlasting the LORD’s love is with those who fear him, and his righteousness with their children’s children.”

Just imagine what the Word of God says about those who belong to Him.  What tender love is revealed in His words.  We are the apple of His eye, He rejoices over us, He sings over us, He abounds in love over us, He has the compassion of a Father over us, He delights over us…and this love is from everlasting to everlasting.  What more solid proof can there be?  God can not lie and God tells us in dozens of Scriptures that He loves those whom he calls His own.

Are We Deserving of His Love? 

This is an easy one to answer.  No, we are not deserving of His love.  We are not worthy to be loved by Him.  We are most unlovable.  Even so, “God demonstrated His love for us in this: While we were still enemies, Christ died for us” (Rom 5:8).

During Jesus sacrifice at Calvary:  Peter denied Him, the Jews Crucified Him, Judas betrayed Him, the Council illegally tried Him, Pontius Pilate unjustly condemned Him.  What did Jesus do? He said, “Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing” (Luke 23:34).  When we were at our worst, Jesus was at His best.  When we least deserved grace, His grace was the absolute most.  While we had nothing to show Him to give us mercy, He took our nothing to show His mercy for us.

God gives us what we least deserve (called grace) and withholds what we do deserve (called mercy). We should be careful to ask God for justice because if He truly gave us justice, no one could stand.  If we think God should give us what we deserve, we would all utterly perish.  Jesus Christ got what He did not deserve so we could receive what we do not deserve.  This is what isn’t fair:  that we did not get what we deserved, while He got what He did not deserve.  Nowhere in the Bible does it say that life is fair.  If it was fair, then Jesus would not have died.  He was completely innocent and without sin….yet we were completely guilty and sinners.  Because it wasn’t fair to Jesus, we can be declared righteous by His atoning work on the cross.

The conclusion is that, no, we are not deserving, but our children make mistakes.  They disobey but we love them nonetheless.  Our love is not conditioned on their behavior. We may not like their behavior at times but we love our children and it is not a love that is conditional.  In a much greater way, God loves us despite our despicable, sinful nature.  That is love that is unconditional – not conditioned – even with our willful disobedience.

Why Does God Love us? 

We began with John 3:16 in answering the question of whether God really loves us.  We can also know for sure that He does by this same verse.  Imagine that you had only one child. You knew that you would have to have your son or daughter die to ensure that others would live.  These other people would treat your only child in an unusually cruel manner. They would torture them, spit on them, pull their hair out, beat them, whip them, scorn them, ridicule them, laugh at them, drive nails through their hands and feet, and let them die by an illegal trial, testified by false witnesses, and be completely innocent of ever having done anything at all.  Then you can only imagine – slightly – what the Father had to endure.

We know that Jesus suffered the most agonizing death of any human that has ever lived (historically speaking this is a fact).  We think of what Jesus went through but do we ever think of what this must have felt like to the Righteous Father in Heaven?  The Father sacrificed so very much too.  When Jesus agonized in the Garden of Gethsemane, it surely was because He had the knowledge that all the sins of humanity; past, present, and future, would be borne by Him. But there was also the agony knowing about the coming separation from the Father Whom He loved intensely.  This is why Jesus cried out at Calvary, “My God, My God, why have you forsaken me?”(Mark 15:34).  This was the first and only time that Jesus had been separated from the Father.  The Father had to look away because God is so holy that He can not even look at sin, and at that moment, Jesus was the sin offering for fallen humanity.

Jesus loves the Father and the Father loves Jesus but here is the love that God has for us.  In John 17:26, Christ says that “the love with which you have loved me may be in them, and I in them.”  Further, as Jesus prayed to the Father He acknowledged that “you loved them even as you loved me” (John 17:23).  Let those last two verses soak into your mind and meditate on them.  The Father loved them – and all believers Whom He chooses – just as the Father loved Jesus.  That means you if you are born-again by the Holy Spirit’s work.   God the Father loves us as much as He loves Jesus.  Knowing that Jesus and the Father are one, this means that Jesus also loves us as much as He loves the Father.  That may seem controversial but that is what John 17:23 and 17:26 says.  Read those Scriptures in almost any translation and that is what the original meaning is.  The words used for “even as” and “with which” means equal too.  That is how we can know for sure that God loves us.  Not only that, it shows just how much He loves us.  Why?  Why does God love the unlovable?  That is something that you will have to ask Him someday in eternity.  I have no answer to that.  It is enough to know that He does love us – with an everlasting love equal to that between the Father and the Son of God, Jesus Christ.  Wow.

Read more: http://www.whatchristianswanttoknow.com/why-does-god-love-us-do-we-really-deserve-it/#ixzz2bAb3JFHC
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Limpeh almost cried when limpeh read this "Imagine that you had only one child. You knew that you would have to have your son or daughter die to ensure that others would live.  These other people would treat your only child in an unusually cruel manner. They would torture them, spit on them, pull their hair out, beat them, whip them, scorn them, ridicule them, laugh at them, drive nails through their hands and feet, and let them die by an illegal trial, testified by false witnesses, and be completely innocent of ever having done anything at all.  Then you can only imagine – slightly – what the Father had to endure."

Cannot imagine at all. Wait till you have your own kids then you will know what limpeh mean.

So moral of the story, know that God loves you. Thou shall not test nor question your God. Period.

P.S: Evan, mummy and daddy love you very much too!

Limpeh : today the angmo trainer is a german..  i almost ask her what she thinks of the holocaust

Janice: kns

Limpeh:  she also says she is a vegetarian and she is staying near ah hood road...then i say i know that place! they got nice fish head steamboat...then opposite got nice loy kee chicken rice..
then she say she doesnt eat fishhead nor chickens because she is vegetarian

Janice:  kns

Limpeh:  then i say but God made animals for us to eat..but then again we need to make sure they die in peace...i agree with her that the way to kill these animals might be inhumane but God made them for us..so we must obey God and gladly accept the gifts..like how He gave 5 loaves and 2 fishes to the 5,000 and they had their fill..

 Janice:  ooohh maaaann....so what did she say?

Limpeh:  she say well, that is your stand..i will still maintain my stand.....
so we brought her to kentucky fried chicken
and she ordered a coleslaw

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Hello fuggers...it is nice seeing yall again.

Things have improved so much ever since limpeh started blogging so many years back. Back in those days, limpeh have to upload the pictures limpeh took into a photo website and then link it to limpeh's blog. Now all limpeh have to do is to take the picture and limpeh can just linked it here! So simple! No skills involved at all! Just like Tai Mai Shu if you know who limpeh is talking about.


Just some pictures to share with yall if you guys have not seen enough from my FB uploads when limpeh went Melbourne with limbu and limkia...

The above picture is Evan after limbu walked around for 3 hours at Target, Melbourne. Mm see shack meh...

This is Evan trying apple juice...its funny that he finds it sour and still wants to drink it...hope he will grow up to be as persistent as he is now..

This is Evan tickled by an alphabet talking birdie...hope he will stay this cheerful for his entire life...must like limpeh hehehehehehehe...

Ok, thats it for now. Its like that lar...when you have kids you life revolves around them because they are unbelievably adorable at this age. Limpeh would like to keep this memory deep inside limpeh's brain so that next time should they swear vulgarities at me or even hit me, limpeh would be able to forgive them. So cute can my goodness...

Anyway to sum this post up, technology is such an amazing thing...merger is also an amazing thing....limpeh still think that in 10 - 20 years time, the businesses in this whole world will merge together to form one large single entity. The driving force to start a business in the future will be the hope to be bought up by this single entity and no longer be a sustainable source of income for your future generation. Our future generation will have to be very much dependent on what they want to do for their lives and we parents just guide them along the way.

Limpeh wished someone would've spoken some sense into me when limpeh was just 21...but seriously, limpeh don't think limpeh would take anything seriously even if you tried to talk sense into me at the age where guys would just think about sex, lies and rock & roll while the girls would only think about birth control.

Those were the wonder years to limpeh...

hello everybirdie!!! Its been 2 years since limpeh last blogged!!! So many things have changed in 2 years!! Limpeh is now really limpeh to one and one more on the way!! How amazing right? Limpeh got married in 2010 and now limpeh got 2 kids leow...see..told you limpeh is turbo charged one you dont believe...everything also must chop chop curry pok because limpeh was home stricken for 5 years while others are progressing very well in life.


Limpeh just met a friend last week at Jurong Point. We used to study in the same class in secondary school and he is well known to lao chwee nua when he sleeps in class. His chwee nua will gather and form a pond on his table. When he wakes up, he will just sweep the nua onto the floor and pretend nothing has happened. But limpeh see this everytime because limpeh was just sitting 2 seats away from him. Limpeh thinks he didnt continue school after O level cause his L1R4 got 33 points or something like that. So of cos, with points like that, he is an ITE (Its The End). But you know what? You know Moshi Moshi that brand that is doing so well that Bits and Pieces almost dor diew because of them? He is the towkay of Moshi Moshi now with shops all over South East Asia and some say in Batam also...


So don't despair mutherfuggers if you sleep till you lao chwee nua in class because it does not mean you are ITE caliber. It just mean you have to bring handkerchief or a cloth with you when you go to school so that you can wipe the chwee nua off the table, instead of wiping it off the desk as that is sibei er xin can...


Limpeh remember the last game that got me really addicted to was Gran Turismo 3 where limpeh would spend 3 hours going round and round the same track under Endurance race. Now the game the got limpeh hooked is none other than the infamous Candy Crush!!


    Mmm see ho sng meh~~

Everything limpeh see limpeh will relate to Candy Crush....there was one day when limpeh went NTUC with limbu and limpeh saw this...

Bring the ingredient down!!!!


Limpeh immediately whipped out limpeh's phone and play on the spot because form lai leow...Limpeh also play this game when limpeh flew to states, begging people to give me life so that limpeh can continue for 12 hours straight..limpeh would play this game when limpeh cycle at home so that time past faster...it is sibei sian to cycle for 1 hour and still find yourself in your own living room. Limpeh would sometimes wake up in the middle of the night because dreamt of gui and would play a few rounds to calm myself down. It is a very addictive game for the smarter ones because they can clear stages after stages but for the not so smart ones (erm...u know who u r), they will say that some stages are designed to make them spend money to buy special powers so they gave up playing because they are giam siap. This is a perfect scenario where limpeh would use "cannot swim just say cannot swim, don't say your swimming trunk or swimming costume is too big" to illustrate people in denial of their own ability.


Anyway ever since limpeh got a son, limpeh's life is pretty much revolving around him. Limpeh eat, sleep, pee, shit, drink, breathe and think is all about him. Life is so different ever since limpeh became limpeh. Limpeh's weekend, regardless long or short, is all about him. If not him then limpeh would do some home improvement. Ok, limpeh's home is not really that big but still, there are shit to be done around the house. Limpeh's life is all about limpeh's family, no longer about limpeh. Wonder what would life be when the second one arrived. Hopefully the two of them can keep each other company so that limpeh and limbu can go hotel 81 偷情哈哈哈！！！卖图料！！


Now limpeh is trying to search through limpeh's phone to post something that is going on in limpeh's life but all limpeh see is limpeh's son. Oh haven't tell you his name yet...his name is Evan 陈宇翔...hanyu pinyin is Chen Yu Xiang for those who cannot read chinese (shame on you). Nice bo! Limpeh think one ok...with limpeh's powderful chinese, it is no problem. If ask limbu to think she will come up with names like 陈小明 or 陈大宝....you see the name 陈宇翔 so nice you would think it'd belong to handsome boy..


    Mmm see handsome meh~~


Therefore, if you wanna have a handsome son or beautiful daughter, please come find limpeh and limpeh will help name your son or daughter so that they will grow up to be handsome or pretty and be successful in life...like limpeh and limpeh's friend who slept in class and drool a pool of saliva the table. Ok, and that it for today. So tell limpeh, what is the moral of this blog? The success in life does not depend on how well you do in school or if you stay awake all the time in school. It is all about your name...so if you want your kids to be successful in life, please leave your name and number behind and limpeh will call u and discuss about my charges. Byebye fuggers!!!!



 


Before limpeh go, limpeh show you our 全家福 courtesy of my bro Chris Yap! Next year this time limpeh will show the same pose again with a forth member and hopefully Evan will be much bigger than he is now~ Limpeh just realise lmpeh is wearing the same shirt limpeh wore 3 years ago wahahaha...limpeh still think limpeh look more radiant when limpeh is slightly fatter..the skinny limpeh got sunken forehead and eye...like bay hoon kia like that...not nice...do you agree?