hello everybirdie!!! Its been 2 years since limpeh last blogged!!! So many things have changed in 2 years!! Limpeh is now really limpeh to one and one more on the way!! How amazing right? Limpeh got married in 2010 and now limpeh got 2 kids leow...see..told you limpeh is turbo charged one you dont believe...everything also must chop chop curry pok because limpeh was home stricken for 5 years while others are progressing very well in life.


Limpeh just met a friend last week at Jurong Point. We used to study in the same class in secondary school and he is well known to lao chwee nua when he sleeps in class. His chwee nua will gather and form a pond on his table. When he wakes up, he will just sweep the nua onto the floor and pretend nothing has happened. But limpeh see this everytime because limpeh was just sitting 2 seats away from him. Limpeh thinks he didnt continue school after O level cause his L1R4 got 33 points or something like that. So of cos, with points like that, he is an ITE (Its The End). But you know what? You know Moshi Moshi that brand that is doing so well that Bits and Pieces almost dor diew because of them? He is the towkay of Moshi Moshi now with shops all over South East Asia and some say in Batam also...


So don't despair mutherfuggers if you sleep till you lao chwee nua in class because it does not mean you are ITE caliber. It just mean you have to bring handkerchief or a cloth with you when you go to school so that you can wipe the chwee nua off the table, instead of wiping it off the desk as that is sibei er xin can...


Limpeh remember the last game that got me really addicted to was Gran Turismo 3 where limpeh would spend 3 hours going round and round the same track under Endurance race. Now the game the got limpeh hooked is none other than the infamous Candy Crush!!


    Mmm see ho sng meh~~

Everything limpeh see limpeh will relate to Candy Crush....there was one day when limpeh went NTUC with limbu and limpeh saw this...

Bring the ingredient down!!!!


Limpeh immediately whipped out limpeh's phone and play on the spot because form lai leow...Limpeh also play this game when limpeh flew to states, begging people to give me life so that limpeh can continue for 12 hours straight..limpeh would play this game when limpeh cycle at home so that time past faster...it is sibei sian to cycle for 1 hour and still find yourself in your own living room. Limpeh would sometimes wake up in the middle of the night because dreamt of gui and would play a few rounds to calm myself down. It is a very addictive game for the smarter ones because they can clear stages after stages but for the not so smart ones (erm...u know who u r), they will say that some stages are designed to make them spend money to buy special powers so they gave up playing because they are giam siap. This is a perfect scenario where limpeh would use "cannot swim just say cannot swim, don't say your swimming trunk or swimming costume is too big" to illustrate people in denial of their own ability.


Anyway ever since limpeh got a son, limpeh's life is pretty much revolving around him. Limpeh eat, sleep, pee, shit, drink, breathe and think is all about him. Life is so different ever since limpeh became limpeh. Limpeh's weekend, regardless long or short, is all about him. If not him then limpeh would do some home improvement. Ok, limpeh's home is not really that big but still, there are shit to be done around the house. Limpeh's life is all about limpeh's family, no longer about limpeh. Wonder what would life be when the second one arrived. Hopefully the two of them can keep each other company so that limpeh and limbu can go hotel 81 偷情哈哈哈！！！卖图料！！


Now limpeh is trying to search through limpeh's phone to post something that is going on in limpeh's life but all limpeh see is limpeh's son. Oh haven't tell you his name yet...his name is Evan 陈宇翔...hanyu pinyin is Chen Yu Xiang for those who cannot read chinese (shame on you). Nice bo! Limpeh think one ok...with limpeh's powderful chinese, it is no problem. If ask limbu to think she will come up with names like 陈小明 or 陈大宝....you see the name 陈宇翔 so nice you would think it'd belong to handsome boy..


    Mmm see handsome meh~~


Therefore, if you wanna have a handsome son or beautiful daughter, please come find limpeh and limpeh will help name your son or daughter so that they will grow up to be handsome or pretty and be successful in life...like limpeh and limpeh's friend who slept in class and drool a pool of saliva the table. Ok, and that it for today. So tell limpeh, what is the moral of this blog? The success in life does not depend on how well you do in school or if you stay awake all the time in school. It is all about your name...so if you want your kids to be successful in life, please leave your name and number behind and limpeh will call u and discuss about my charges. Byebye fuggers!!!!



 


Before limpeh go, limpeh show you our 全家福 courtesy of my bro Chris Yap! Next year this time limpeh will show the same pose again with a forth member and hopefully Evan will be much bigger than he is now~ Limpeh just realise lmpeh is wearing the same shirt limpeh wore 3 years ago wahahaha...limpeh still think limpeh look more radiant when limpeh is slightly fatter..the skinny limpeh got sunken forehead and eye...like bay hoon kia like that...not nice...do you agree?