I just wanna remember the funny things I said to my friends. I just like the things I said at times...it really make me laugh when I look back at it hehehe...

Lloyd| says:
hi
Lloyd| says:
why u wanna lemme be eaten by a shark?
di says:
just thought of what can eat u in the sea
Lloyd| says:
oh
Lloyd| says:
ya
Lloyd| says:
sharks can
di says:
tot of the legendary octopus but cannot remeber the name
di says:
tot of the man eating fish but cant spell
di says:
simple let u hv the shark
Lloyd| says:
octopus is call BA ZHUA YU
Lloyd| says:
man eating fish is call CHI REN YU
di says:
...........
Lloyd| says:
......... is call MEI YOU HUA YU
di says:
ba zua yu is octopus, seriosuly wat the name of the legendary octopius
Lloyd| says:
legendary octopus is call CHUAN SUO ZHONG DE BA ZHUA YU
di says:
yes smartie
di says:
thank u

Hehehe....

Porto beat Monaco convincingly during last night's Champions League final. 3-0 was the scoreline and Monaco didnt even look like putting up a fight. It look more like they are playing away at Portugal and hoping to get a draw then bring the game back to France. Fucking dumb french didnt know that the final wasn't a two legged event. So they've paid the price fer being so ignorant. Below is a dialogue between and my friend and if you did catch that match most probably you will know what am I talking about, else you won't know a shit....fuck Giuly and Morientes as well as Prso and the entire Monaco team for putting Real Madrid out of the cup final and present to us a dull + boring + one sided + cursing and swearing cup final. May the french league be cursed fer at least 5 centuries.

[16:06] anyone> owe u 3 prata
[16:06] wu-gui> issit?
[16:06] wu-gui> porto won ar?
[16:06] anyone> ya
[16:06] anyone> 3-0
[16:06] wu-gui> 3 - nil??
[16:06] anyone> ya
[16:06] wu-gui> how come monaco so cai one
[16:06] anyone> ya
[16:06] anyone> no defence one
[16:07] wu-gui> they pia issit?
[16:08] anyone> pia ki lanz...they pia to end the game and head to the shower room for an early shower
[16:08] anyone> their defence fuck type
[16:11] anyone> the goalkeeper was wearing king's safety boots
[16:12] anyone> too heavy to dive to save the shots
[16:12] anyone> then the players wearing cheongsum to play cos they just knock off from dimsum restaurant
[16:12] anyone> dont even have time to change to their jersey so they just play with their cheongsum
[16:15] wu-gui> lolz
[16:15] wu-gui> you not very happy they lost issit?
[16:15] anyone> becos they fuck type
[16:16] anyone> dunno why they knock real madrid out then play like fuck in the final
[16:16] anyone> the defence sleeping u know?
[16:16] anyone> cb them
[16:16] anyone> cos its very tiring working in that dimsum restaurant
[16:17] anyone> push the fucking cart around and shout "har gao, siew mai, char siew bao~" so they fucked up the game
[16:20] wu-gui> lolz
[16:20] wu-gui> k k

Simply fuck type team...enough said.

Hi, I am Victor the victorious chinchilla~ yay~

Blank...so blank...so damn blank...my mind is so damn blank...my mind is so damn blank now...my mind is so damn blank now and since last night. I don't know what am I thinking, everything seems so unreal and everything seems to come to standstill yet everything seems to move so fast before me. What a weird feeling. When is this shit gonna last? I don't know. What do I know? I only know my mind is so blank now..but it also feels like I'm having lotsa things going on inside. Its very disturbing. I'll just let it be I guess, since I can't do much about it. What's next?

Days of router is over!! I can send shit and recieve shit anytime anywhere I want now hahaha!!! I dont have to wait for 1 min before I am connected to MIRC!!!! Fucking shit....Ok, I'll tell you why this is happening. Because my bro is moving out of the house and now the connection is entirely mine!! All mine!!!! Fucking router is a fucking pain in the ass...puiz

Wow! Blogger has a new interface leh mai siao siao....Ok, a couple of things happened between this post and the previous one. Went chalet to celebrate Matt's birthday last weekend. Went there Friday night and stayed in the same god damn place fer 2 nights before I finally get out of there. Because he can only get the 2nd storey's room and its pretty tedious for me to climb up and down so I decided to confine myself in the little room for the next 2 days. So what we did in the chalet? Nothing much, except fer talking cock, watching television and gambling hahaha...Though it sounds dull but spending time with a few good friends doing boring stuff is quite enjoying. I will say I enjoyed their company alot, especially when we are playing chor dai dee hahaha...Because Kugan is really slow at disposing his cards so everybody have to wait for him. So while waiting, me and Francis have a few games of 5, 10 hahahaha....picture that! Thats how slow Kugan can get. Was trying to tease him a little by doing that but that bugger simply bo chup and continue playing the game at his own pace. It was funny though when I think back hahaha....really funny. Havent enjoy myself with this bunch of buggers fer quite awhile. Its a pity there isnt any girls around, else it'd be alot more fun cos girls are usually better to grill. Tell them things and they will ponder and ponder over what you trying to say and give you that goofy look. Only a couple of us went fer his surprise bday celebration but I guess Matt's not those kinda guy who need alot of people around him. Wonder what his wish...could it be he's praying for Holland to win Euro2004? Hurhur...

Then came Tuesday, went for medical review and doc said the same thing he said 2 mths back. That same old "3 to 6 mths before you can walk without any aid" shit again. Met a friend whom I used to work with 10 over years ago and havent seen for quite awhile. Had coffee and talked about whats happening in our lives and some perception we have fer it. Talked about marriage too and career and what we really think we want in life. Met up with another friend whom both of us havent seen fer more than a decade. We talk and talk till almost midnite over 4 coffees and 9 bottles of Carlsberg. It feels good to have talk to 2 long lost good friends. Feel so remorseful fer not keeping in touch with them due to my laziness to contact people. Why are we leading such a contradicting life? We wanted to do so much at times but we just fail to do it when we can. Can we find some drive from somewhere to do the things we want? Ok...I'll try doing that now...I'll find the drive to go fer the movie later on with Matt and Lawrence hehehe...fucking lethargic man...dont feel like moving a muscle other than my fingers now hehehe..fucking shit....ok I better get going...

Occasionally, I do post articles by other people if I think its meaningful. I found this in my email when I'm shifting my mailbox. Yes, angelfire fire is gonna cease providing email service so I have to start moving all my saved mails to another mailbox. Yes, all those mails my love wrote me fer the past years hahahaha...and its really troublesome to move em cos its quite alot and I have to forward one by one. Ok, any of you guys reading this and wanna send me something can always send it to my other mailbox which is cheyz@idiot.com.au. Ok here's the article Russ sent me when I was still wheelchair bound, 4 months after the accident and feeling angry about almost everyone. Have fun reading.....

Too old to make new friends?
by Sumiko Tan

SUNNY, one of my dearest friends at work, will leave The Straits Times next month for greener pastures.

He is not my first friend from the office to say goodbye.

Over the years, there have been a handful of colleagues who became friends. In recent times, at least three others have also left.

When Sunny told me that he was leaving, I moaned: 'With you gone, I will have hardly any friends left in the office!'

Which set me thinking: At what point does an acquaintance or colleague become a friend? And, to take a step back, what is this concept called 'friendship' anyway? Indeed, what makes you click with one person and form a friendship with him, but not some other?

If a friend is defined as someone I feel completely comfortable calling up at 3 am to bail me out of trouble - and Sunny will do so - then, alas, I don't have that many friends.

Other than family members, I can count on just one female friend and three, at best four, male friends.

But then, maybe that's plenty. As someone once said, one friend in a lifetime is much, two are many, three are hardly possible.FRIENDSHIPS are different from relationships - and thank goodness for that.

You can be great chums with your partner, of course, but a relationship is so much more complex.

It is not only about that enrapturing feeling called love, but - if you are unlucky - also a host of murky emotions like jealousy, resentment, anger, pain and despair.

Friendship is simpler and fills you, mostly, with harmless Type B emotions - kindliness, fondness, warmth and cordiality.

With a lover, you make demands and have expectations. But with a friend, you're cool. You don't really owe him anything, or have to explain much, because, ultimately, you demand nothing more from each other than pleasant company and an occasional listening ear.

Love, I read somewhere, is blind, but friendship closes its eyes. How true.

THE older I get, the more I value friends. Yet, ironically, I find that it is now not only harder for me to maintain old friendships, but also to form new ones.

When I was in school, friendships came naturally. My friends and I moved in a pack - we ate, studied, gossiped and partied together. We exchanged secrets and gifts, sent cards and gave treats. Our friendships were firm, and sweet.

Coming from an all-girls school, I didn't get to make male friends until I was in junior college. Initial shyness aside, I found that it was possible to have a platonic relationship with a guy, and that they made equally good friends.

By the time I went to university, I was already attached, and had little time to make new friends, male or female.

Then came working life. Through sheer proximity and the amount of time spent together, it was inevitable that some colleagues became more than co workers.

What is it that allows you to become friends with some people, and not others?

Shared experience is one requisite, and the sharper it is, the better. For Sunny and I, it was our years spent pounding the same beat, politics.

That X factor called 'chemistry' is another, and I suppose this explains how you can be firm friends with people who are very different from you.THE saddest thing about friendship is that it can die. It doesn't come with a lifelong guarantee.

Distance is one killer. Unless you are diligent in keeping in touch with a friend, being far away can drive a wedge in your relationship.

Changes in circumstance is another.

It has been said that a friend in power is a friend lost, and I have found this to be true. When a friend moves up in life, he will become too busy for you, while you don't want to risk rejection by trying to keep in contact with him.

Marriages have also caused friendships to fade as your spouse might not take to your friends.

Then there are friendships that die because they have simply run their course.

I had a close female friend whom I had known since we were both 17. About four years back, after 16 years of keeping in touch through the mail, long hours on the phone and giggly lunches, our friendship died. Just like that.

There was no quarrel, no disagreement, no underlying unhappiness or animosity or hurts. The plug was just pulled.

The last time we saw each other was at lunch - in fact, it was to celebrate her birthday. We were our usual loud selves. After the meal, we gave our usual hug, said our usual cheery goodbyes and made our usual promise to meet again.

We didn't call each other for weeks (which was normal, as we were both busy), then months (which began to feel a bit strange, but nothing to be alarmed about), then, yes, years (by then, it was too late to resuscitate the friendship).

We did talk once, last year, when my father died and she called. I was grateful to hear from her and I know it took a lot for her to pick up the phone after so many years.

I wish nothing but the best for her, and am always glad to hear from mutual friends that she is well. Yet, I know that if we were to bump into each other today, it would feel awkward.

IF I value friendship so much, why don't I just go forth and make more friends?

It is easier said than done. People my age and older are busy with careers and family. I have fewer things in common with those younger.

But the fault is mine. At my age, I lack the energy and enthusiasm. Starting and maintaining a friendship might be far less arduous than a relationship, but it still requires effort. Do I have the strength for that on top of the other demands in my life?

So, next month, I say goodbye to Sunny and I am left with one friend fewer at work.

British writer Virginia Woolf once said: 'I have lost friends, some by death - others by sheer inability to cross the street.'

Should I spot Sunny - and my few remaining friends - on the street, I trust I can muster the energy to walk up to them and say 'hi'.

For, really, that is all it takes to keep a friendship alive.'

Like the shit? Yeah, me do too....

I know this graph is not entirely true because there are some women who're out of this world and don't mind staying single all their life. This is just my findings after talking to a few women who r still single despite being in their thirties. Please do not flame me for this if it doesnt apply to you, I'm don't care about your opinion. Just take it as a gentle reminder if you're reaching your thirties and still no sign of marriage. No offence intended.

P.S: This graph only apply to WOMEN, men need not worry.



What is the risk I'm talking about here? The risk of not knowing the guy at all. The risk of just getting married for the sake of marrying. Remember the good old days of match making? Yeah, people are doing it by themselves these days with the help of Internet. They would ask for pictures and decide if its the guy/gal they want. They fall in love with the picture so fast and make up their mind this is the guy/gal they want to be their partner. Why is this rush? Why must they get married? I just got this piece of statsitic from discovery channel that if the earth's birthrate is booming, and by the end of this century, the total population in this world will be a staggering 110 billion! Singapore Total Population was 4.19 million in Jun 2003, imagine how big is 110 billion! The total population in the world is around 6,825,000,000, so if we take (4.19/6825)x100% we will get 0.0614(which mean singapore's population takes up 0.0614 percent of the world's population). If we were to multiply by 110,000,000,000(total population in 2100) its gonna be 67.54 million people in Singapore by year 2100! Picture that dude!!! From 4.19 to 67.45 in a span of 1 century! Goodness...so please understand, by not getting married and not producing offsprings is not a sin. In fact, it is doing a good deed! Imagine having to deal with 16 more times of people you're dealing with now. Imagine the amount of cars, parking lot, houses, jobs and seats needed to statisfy all of those people in Singapore by then. So please get your mindset right. Marriage is not neccessary and producing offsprings is not compulsory. Get a grip and start some birthcontrol shit...