27 May 2004

Porto beat Monaco convincingly during last night's Champions League final. 3-0 was the scoreline and Monaco didnt even look like putting up a fight. It look more like they are playing away at Portugal and hoping to get a draw then bring the game back to France. Fucking dumb french didnt know that the final wasn't a two legged event. So they've paid the price fer being so ignorant. Below is a dialogue between and my friend and if you did catch that match most probably you will know what am I talking about, else you won't know a shit....fuck Giuly and Morientes as well as Prso and the entire Monaco team for putting Real Madrid out of the cup final and present to us a dull + boring + one sided + cursing and swearing cup final. May the french league be cursed fer at least 5 centuries.

[16:06] anyone> owe u 3 prata
[16:06] wu-gui> issit?
[16:06] wu-gui> porto won ar?
[16:06] anyone> ya
[16:06] anyone> 3-0
[16:06] wu-gui> 3 - nil??
[16:06] anyone> ya
[16:06] wu-gui> how come monaco so cai one
[16:06] anyone> ya
[16:06] anyone> no defence one
[16:07] wu-gui> they pia issit?
[16:08] anyone> pia ki lanz...they pia to end the game and head to the shower room for an early shower
[16:08] anyone> their defence fuck type
[16:11] anyone> the goalkeeper was wearing king's safety boots
[16:12] anyone> too heavy to dive to save the shots
[16:12] anyone> then the players wearing cheongsum to play cos they just knock off from dimsum restaurant
[16:12] anyone> dont even have time to change to their jersey so they just play with their cheongsum
[16:15] wu-gui> lolz
[16:15] wu-gui> you not very happy they lost issit?
[16:15] anyone> becos they fuck type
[16:16] anyone> dunno why they knock real madrid out then play like fuck in the final
[16:16] anyone> the defence sleeping u know?
[16:16] anyone> cb them
[16:16] anyone> cos its very tiring working in that dimsum restaurant
[16:17] anyone> push the fucking cart around and shout "har gao, siew mai, char siew bao~" so they fucked up the game
[16:20] wu-gui> lolz
[16:20] wu-gui> k k


Simply fuck type team...enough said.

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