Durians VS Hums?

Went over to Seletar Reservoir(so call Yishun Dam) with a few friends for durian awhile ago. On our way there, Linus aka crass` aka fantasmo aka my fucking good friend and I were having this conversation...


Linus: Hey...where the fuck are we going to eat these durians, man...

Me: Seletar reservoir lor...that yishun dam there...

Linus: Ooooh...there nor...I tot where...Hey!! there alot of hums one right??

Me: Hums? got meh? how come I go so many time never see people go catch?

Linus: Humps la fuck...not those kinda hums you find in laksa you cheebye...its those road humps la..

Me: Oh...fuck..I tot wat hums hahaha...you fucking piece of shit...say properly la! hum hum hum ur kotek...


That fucker can be such a moron sometimes hurhur....