Stop Gang Raping Mother Earth!!

[00:04] anyone> everyone is raping mother earth everyday
[00:04] anyone> no one cares about the environment anymore!!
[00:04] Quietus> why u so work up?
[00:04] anyone> u go see the pri sch kids composition regarding their ambition
[00:04] anyone> wat policeman la doctor la lawyer la teacher la...
[00:05] anyone> not one say he or she wanna be an environmentalist...
[00:05] Quietus> kekeke...
[00:05] anyone> why u luff? u know why meh?
[00:06] Quietus> dunno...why?
[00:06] anyone> becos they dunno how to spell environmentalist la...frigging kids know how to shit only..
[00:06] Quietus> .......
[00:08] Quietus> true...i oso dunno how to spell
[00:08] anyone> see see!!

Been really naughty recently..make fun of everyone almost everyday so that Santa Claus would strike me off his list of kids to get presents. Fuck Santa...I hate that fucking Colonel Sanders lookalike fat bloke. Who is Colonel Sanders you ask?

This is Colonel Sanders lar...he and his freaking cheegens....hey punk! wipe that grin off your face you smiling scumbag of the universe!


Ok, cut that crap....here's another entry of how I make fun of people...

Tis The Season To Be Jolly~

[09:16] *** Joins: winnie (Winnie@61.94.230.36)
[09:16] anyone> winnie!!!!!
[09:16] anyone> winnie i didnt expect to see u here!
[09:16] winnie> hi
[09:16] anyone> how's life winnie
[09:17] winnie> fine thanks
[09:17] winnie> u r?
[09:17] anyone> i am eeyor!!
[09:17] anyone> u know eeyor?
[09:17] winnie> errrrrr
[09:17] winnie> no
[09:17] anyone> how can u not know?
[09:17] anyone> i'm ur favourite donkey
[09:17] winnie> :P
[09:17] winnie> how are u tis morning? not working?
[09:17] anyone> oh
[09:17] anyone> i'm good
[09:18] anyone> except that i cant eeyor properly
[09:18] anyone> had too much durian last nite..voice a little coarse now..cant go to work
[09:18] winnie> eat some mangosteen ok?

Note: In case you nitwits dunno who is winnie and eeyor, its winnie the faggot pooh and eeyor the freaking dumb donkey. Continue reading please...

[09:21] anyone> lets not tok abt work ok
[09:21] anyone> work is boring stuff
[09:22] anyone> how about we tok abt where we going fer this xmas
[09:22] winnie> :)
[09:22] anyone> so where u heading to this xmas?
[09:22] winnie> no plans yet
[09:23] winnie> u ?
[09:23] anyone> i'm going to crash at a friend's place
[09:23] anyone> wanna come with me?
[09:23] anyone> its over at amk
[09:23] winnie> hmmm
[09:23] winnie> dun want
[09:23] anyone> come on...be a sport
[09:23] winnie> i am not familiar with ur friend
[09:24] anyone> u'll be when u join us
[09:24] anyone> tis a season of giving and sharing
[09:24] anyone> u need to do something to break the ice u know
[09:24] anyone> like coming to the party
[09:24] anyone> we'll have fun slaughtering the turkey
[09:24] winnie> wat? have fun slaughtering turkey?
[09:24] anyone> ya...its been months since i rear this turkey fer slaughtering this xmas
[09:25] winnie> really? u really gonna slaughter it?
[09:25] anyone> ya..dont worry abt the turkey...i'm fine slaughtering it..
[09:25] anyone> i havent develope feelings with it yet..
[09:25] winnie> .....


Poor winnie...I hope she'll have a wonderful wonderful xmas this yr~

Why You Not Watching Happy Fish?

[19:26] anyone> FlOwEr why u not watching tv?
[19:26] FlOwEr> later then watch
[19:26] anyone> i tot all girls love to watch teevee
[19:26] anyone> i had 14 gfs
[19:27] FlOwEr> wahhh...so many
[19:27] anyone> ya...
[19:27] anyone> all 13 of them cant live without tv
[19:27] anyone> i ask them if tv and me drop into the sea who they save first...
[19:27] anyone> all 13 say tv
[19:28] FlOwEr> keke..so bad..if me i sure save u first
[19:29] anyone> i'm sure u will...i'm sure u will
[19:29] FlOwEr> keke...wat abt the 14 one? why she dont like to watch tv?
[19:30] anyone> oh...that one..
[19:30] anyone> becos she's blind...
[19:30] anyone> so tv is meaningless to her..
[19:30] FlOwEr> ......

You know its time to stop betting soccer when your fishtank turns from this....





to this




P.S Dont worry Colin...its just a temporary place fer the fishies hehehe...

Where Are You Going Crabby?

[14:46] xiferx>how .. when wanna go eat crab?
[14:46] xiferx>but onli after 10th
[14:46] xiferx>coz .. budget time
[14:47] anyone>eat crab how much niah
[14:47] anyone>each person $10 enuff leow
[14:47] xiferx>.. even 10 bucks also dun ahve eat what
[14:47] anyone>u can always sell ur underwear
[14:47] xiferx>......
[14:48] xiferx>after 10th la...confirm
[14:48] anyone>after 10 the crab all crawl back to sri lanka leow
[14:48] xiferx>....


Where Are You From, Mdm?

[15:06] anyone>!locator 61.94.253.16
[15:06] evil-bot>Lookup result for 61.94.253.16 is: ID, Indonesia.
[15:07] burgerman>???
[15:07] burgerman>wats tat all abt
[15:08] anyone>tats megawati's ip address
[15:08] anyone>i'm finding out where she's from
[15:08] anyone>now we all know she's from indonesia
[15:08] burgerman>..............................
[15:08] burgerman>nonsense
[15:09] burgerman>of cuz she indonesian
[15:10] anyone>oh
[15:10] anyone>izzit?
[15:10] anyone>didnt know tat..
[15:10] anyone>all along i tot she's from the southern province of china
[15:10] burgerman>....

Was toking to my 2 si meiz about how much angbao money I'll bao fer different friends and this was how the conversation went....

How Big AngBao You Wanna Gimme??

Duh says: $80 oso enuff
aR tOOt - aR tOOt - aR tOOt says: si xiong oso wan bao 1 table..
Duh says: mai loss can liao
Lloyd is insatiable... says: $80 is sia suay
Lloyd is insatiable... says: i bao $80 for u all is ball call leng one
Lloyd is insatiable... says: $80 i bao fer cherin maybe
Duh says: keke
Lloyd is insatiable... says: for kerker maybe
Lloyd is insatiable... says: for yucks $8 oso bo
Duh says: LOL
aR tOOt - aR tOOt - aR tOOt says: hahahhahahhaha
Lloyd is insatiable... says: bao tat day's newpaper first page
Duh says: HAHHAHHAHA
Duh says: can oso
Lloyd is insatiable... says: or put 2 sets of quick pick inside
aR tOOt - aR tOOt - aR tOOt says: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Lloyd is insatiable... says: or 2 dua chai(bigsweep)
Duh says: LOL

Oh~ Its Thousand Arms Guan Yim Ma~

It was warm night and I'm having a hard time falling asleep. Could be the smelly toufu I ate just now at Shi Lin Night Market in taipei. Its my battalion's RnR and we were having a nights out at the nearby night market and I had half a dozen of smelly toufu. Magnificent smelly toufu and I cant stop eating it. By the time I put the last piece into my mouth, somehow that distinctive taste is making me feel nauseous. Now my stomach is rambling and rambling and I have to get up from the bed to go visit the toilet.

When I was having a goodtime releasing the negative energy, I heard some chanting sound just outside my door. Then, from the gap of the toilet door, I saw the room turned so bright like someone just turn on the floodlights~!!! It was really BRIGHT!!! Its like got ufo land in my room or something. I got really excited about it and quickly wipe my ass and go see wat was going on in the room. When I open the door and turn to my left...I saw the most incredible thing in my life...it was...







Thousand Arms Guan Yim Ma sitting on my bed...

I faster kneel down and pray to Thousand Arms Guan Yim Ma for 4 numbers and shortly after I got the 4 numbers, guan yim ma disappear...

.....and of cos...those 4 numbers NEVER won me anyfuckthing...