Been really naughty recently..make fun of everyone almost everyday so that Santa Claus would strike me off his list of kids to get presents. Fuck Santa...I hate that fucking Colonel Sanders lookalike fat bloke. Who is Colonel Sanders you ask?

This is Colonel Sanders lar...he and his freaking cheegens....hey punk! wipe that grin off your face you smiling scumbag of the universe!


Ok, cut that crap....here's another entry of how I make fun of people...

Tis The Season To Be Jolly~

[09:16] *** Joins: winnie (Winnie@61.94.230.36)
[09:16] anyone> winnie!!!!!
[09:16] anyone> winnie i didnt expect to see u here!
[09:16] winnie> hi
[09:16] anyone> how's life winnie
[09:17] winnie> fine thanks
[09:17] winnie> u r?
[09:17] anyone> i am eeyor!!
[09:17] anyone> u know eeyor?
[09:17] winnie> errrrrr
[09:17] winnie> no
[09:17] anyone> how can u not know?
[09:17] anyone> i'm ur favourite donkey
[09:17] winnie> :P
[09:17] winnie> how are u tis morning? not working?
[09:17] anyone> oh
[09:17] anyone> i'm good
[09:18] anyone> except that i cant eeyor properly
[09:18] anyone> had too much durian last nite..voice a little coarse now..cant go to work
[09:18] winnie> eat some mangosteen ok?

Note: In case you nitwits dunno who is winnie and eeyor, its winnie the faggot pooh and eeyor the freaking dumb donkey. Continue reading please...

[09:21] anyone> lets not tok abt work ok
[09:21] anyone> work is boring stuff
[09:22] anyone> how about we tok abt where we going fer this xmas
[09:22] winnie> :)
[09:22] anyone> so where u heading to this xmas?
[09:22] winnie> no plans yet
[09:23] winnie> u ?
[09:23] anyone> i'm going to crash at a friend's place
[09:23] anyone> wanna come with me?
[09:23] anyone> its over at amk
[09:23] winnie> hmmm
[09:23] winnie> dun want
[09:23] anyone> come on...be a sport
[09:23] winnie> i am not familiar with ur friend
[09:24] anyone> u'll be when u join us
[09:24] anyone> tis a season of giving and sharing
[09:24] anyone> u need to do something to break the ice u know
[09:24] anyone> like coming to the party
[09:24] anyone> we'll have fun slaughtering the turkey
[09:24] winnie> wat? have fun slaughtering turkey?
[09:24] anyone> ya...its been months since i rear this turkey fer slaughtering this xmas
[09:25] winnie> really? u really gonna slaughter it?
[09:25] anyone> ya..dont worry abt the turkey...i'm fine slaughtering it..
[09:25] anyone> i havent develope feelings with it yet..
[09:25] winnie> .....


Poor winnie...I hope she'll have a wonderful wonderful xmas this yr~