Ok here's the shit I was about to publish when the whole freaking site crashed. Went to Ngeeann Poly after leaving that place fer 10 years to sing karaoke..can you believe that? Its Sabrina's cousin's KTV lounge which belongs to Ngeeann Student Alumni and she invited us there. Its pretty spacious and perhaps too spacious till I have this empty feeling. Nonetheless, it was good fun. Drinks were good for its the first time I can tell that my drink is a hot honey lemon and not just hot sugar water. The waitresses are cute too...if not becos its so far from my place I'd go there more often than I go chow curly's place becos the waitresses are cute hahaha...Ya I'm a cradle snatcher cos those girls are like 18-20 yrs old hehe...Anyway, here are some pics captured by jiaos and now I know he got a big crush fer me. Out of 10 pics he took, 7 were about me...but I'm not gonna show just my pics so there are very limited pics this time round since I was busy singing the whole night~


Notice tat groupie who always following me around sitting in the corner? Hahaha...


I found a new groupie in the pub wahahaha~


Can you tell who am I impersonating? Wrong!! I'm just being myself heh..


So enjoy right!


He's the distant relative of You-Know-Who. I wonder wat is he doing in sg? Could it be that he's planning to blow up the 2 durians below?


Ok here are some group pics piepie sent me awhile ago. I trimmed my belly off leow lar...so ugly...


Me and Elaine trying to pose as Sailormoon


From left to right: Christina, Jiaos, Me and Elaine.


From left to right: Puss, Neh Grabber, Neh Grabbed and Wa-Simi-Boon-Bo-Chup-I-Just-Sing-My-Song.

Ok..short and sweet. I don't want another long winded post to go missing in blogspot cyberspace and I have to think of what to type again. Blogspot better don't cock up this time.

I cant freaking compose my post as usual becos of this dumb HTML shit. Something went so very wrong at blogspot side and I got fucked. Have to compose blog this way till those buggers figure wats wrong....

Went out with Colin fer chicken rice last friday which cost a hefty $10 per person. No, its not chatterbox chicken rice, that would cost $20+ per person according to Colin. Its Wei Kee chicken rice or something like that located at Novena. The rice is nice and the chicken is tender so I wouldn't mind splurging my last $10 note in my wallet fer that. Don't worry folks, I still got a couple of $2 and $50 notes in my wallet.

Met up with Jiaos and his ai ren over at poolitix after dinner fer a few games of pool. Haven't been to Poolitix since 2002. Nothing much changed but something have changed ALOT!!! Yeah...the staffs there are all Suria's fans. No, I'm not a racist but its just not common fer pool joints to employ all malay staffs. During the days where I roam Poolitix as often as you visit your local mamashop, I've never seen any malay staff there. Now, the whole frigging crew are made up of malays, all 4 of them. What happened to the staffs I know? Didn't get to see any at all. Maybe they went bust and sold the place to someone else since I stopped supporting them for 3 years. I'm so sorry my Poolitix friends~ So sorry fer not visiting you people fer 3 years cos I can play no frigging pool~ Sorry Derreck my man~ And sorry to you too Priscilla~ I miss your boobs so much~ Oops... pardon me fellow readers. Do forgive me cos those are one helluva gorgeous pair of bosom I've seen in my entire 31 years on earth as a guy...its just so unforgettable.


The place where I left alof of both fond and foul memories...


The guy who went ecstatic after beating someone limping haha...


Mr Pattern More Than Badminton.


Groupies who refused to appear in my blog.


Groupies who still refuses to appear in my blog after ten minutes of me begging her to keep her hands in her pocket.


One of the groupie showing me what she's made of.

We end the evening around 1+am. Oh, forgot to mention one thing. Its pretty weird to see Gina sitting in the driver's seat of a WRX. Why weird? Cos pretty girls should be in the passenger's seat and not the driver's seat? What? What you say? She's not pretty at all? Ok, I rest my case.

Things You Should Never Never Do

1. Taking a cab from Yishun to Jalan Besar Kar Toh Jian after you had your packet of wanton mee on a freaking warm afternoon.

2. Catching a movie with your date when you slept at 6am because of dumb matches involving dumbass clubs with no goals and no red cards and woke up at 10am because of some dumbasses upgrading their windows just because he won 4D.

3. Going to McDonald's when they stop selling twisted fries or whatever they call those curling little yellowish things.

4. Queuing fer cab at Bugis Parco Junction between 6pm - 7pm because Singaporeans are too rich, have poor geographic sense because they didn't know there is a MRT station just below, love to order people around, short-sighted cos they fail to locate the bus stop just opposite of the road and simply, simply love to join queues whenever they see one.

5. Watching movie at Balestier Shaw in your tee and bermudas cos that place is so freaking cold that sperm get frozen inside your balls.

Those are the exact things I did the whole of yesterday.