Things You Should Never Never Do

1. Taking a cab from Yishun to Jalan Besar Kar Toh Jian after you had your packet of wanton mee on a freaking warm afternoon.

2. Catching a movie with your date when you slept at 6am because of dumb matches involving dumbass clubs with no goals and no red cards and woke up at 10am because of some dumbasses upgrading their windows just because he won 4D.

3. Going to McDonald's when they stop selling twisted fries or whatever they call those curling little yellowish things.

4. Queuing fer cab at Bugis Parco Junction between 6pm - 7pm because Singaporeans are too rich, have poor geographic sense because they didn't know there is a MRT station just below, love to order people around, short-sighted cos they fail to locate the bus stop just opposite of the road and simply, simply love to join queues whenever they see one.

5. Watching movie at Balestier Shaw in your tee and bermudas cos that place is so freaking cold that sperm get frozen inside your balls.

Those are the exact things I did the whole of yesterday.