Happy New Year eberybirdie~ and Happy Hari Raya Puasa to eberymuddie~ May all of you fuggers stop getting fugged by your managers in the new year and may the fugs only happen to you in bedrooms! Ok, some might prefer somewhere else other than the bedrooms but you know what limpeh mean lar...

Economics is perhaps the most fucked up subject limpeh have ever taken in my entire career as a student. It is so fuckeduply confusing that limpeh can't even pronounce the subject properly...do you pronounce it as Air-Ker-Nor-Micks or Yee-Kor-Nor-Micks? Ahh...whatever..limpeh just know its a fuckedup subject can leow...

Limpeh on laptop wanna do assignment one but wadaya know? Limpeh left the books in my boot duh! Went down wanting to get the books but end up taking picture of limpeh's latest addition...


Fog light...



Still the fog light...just nearer hahaha....


Too bad limpeh can't blast my ICE here...else you sure wow!! What is ICE? In Car Entertainment...solid...but still not very solid...unless i zng my whole boot with 6 more woofers and 4 more amps haha...


But this hobby is very siong to the wallet...limpeh need a second job~ Anybody want limpeh to be your part time boyfriend? Pick you up after work and send you home, weekends bring you go eat wind~ All you need to do is...help limpeh pong petrol, tia parking coupon or top up cashcard, occasionally heng summon and most importantly, lemme "er hem" every week hahahahahahahhahahaha....any takers?

How limpeh wish doing assignment is as easy as blogging. Its so sian when you have to validate points that you have written to prove you know what the fuck you are writing about. Limpeh never liked to prove nor convince, thats why limpeh is finding it so hard to cope with all these studies.


Went back to NgeeAnn Polytechnics the other day...to visit the place where limpeh used to roam freely and wildly. The place where many fond and sour memories are found. Didn't really thought limpeh would return there one day, but limpeh did. Gone are those familiar faces, but the building still looks the same...


This used to be my playground...


Since nothing much to take, limpeh took some pics of limpeh's ride...after having it for almost 3 weeks. Should've taken the original state then the makeover stage...so you guys will know how much limpeh have mod ahahha...


After searching for 2 weeks, limpeh finally found the rim limpeh have always wanted...WorkEmotion XT7, the rim that make Colin drool...or so limpeh thought heh...



Looking at it in another angle...actually limpeh dont really wanna do much cosmetic mod, thinking of just changing the rims and thats all...but ended up, limpeh spend more on the speakers than 4 rims hurhur...



This was taken today when limpeh went Tong Lee Wee to zng fog lamp. Should limpeh lower the suspension? Lowering it seem nicer eh?



This was the girl limpeh saw at Botak Jones AMK, so sweet looking...limpeh wonder what the hell is she doing with 2 ah bengs though...



Please note that, these pictures were taken without limpeh facing her..was secretly take while limpeh is back facing her...limpeh's skill good right! Or is she too obsessed with that hotdog she ordered?


Ok...end of the blog...quite sian of it oledi haha...next time then share more ya?

Its been awhile...and wadaya know? Blogger's interface have changed once again. More reliable? Maybe...but limpeh don't seriously give a fuck...cos limpeh is so fugging shacked shacked shacked...wanna give up doing the cheebye degree course leow. All the terminology+theories+this+that = MALA WU ENG!!!!!





Ok, that is not the reason why limpeh is blogging now. Limpeh is blogging now cos limpeh really believe this is a 金钱挂帅的 world. Why?



Car haven't take, road tax come leow...the moment the car landed in Singapore and use the road, must give chenghu kopi lwee leow...damn efficient...



But don't chow gan the chenghu yet...because everyone oso efficient when it comes to lwee...insurance oso come leow when limpeh is still taking MRTs and Buses...you got hear before people say they buy insurance for taking MRT and bus bo?


So its like that one...proven tat money makes the world go round...and round...and round...round...but the bottom line is...BEWARE FUGGERS!!! I AM CATCHING UP LEOW!!!

SEE!!!!!! I told you someone somewhere is gonna follow suit and jump the mrt track again...Poor fellar...must be thinking of jump leow then the family can be like that of the other unfortunate one who got a huge amount of money that one have to spend a few decades to earn it. But do you think his family can have so much donation like the previous?


WAIT LONG LONG OK!!! You think singaporean really so rich ar? Even if they are really so rich, you think they will donate just becos he jump mrt track ar? I also dunno how the hell did the public managed to donate so much previously. Or maybe the newspaper exaggerated? Fuck lar...its the newspaper again...cheebye one lor...give people wrong idea...wanna write people's mishap, carry on...but dont have to fucking report how much the family got out of it right? Whats your fucking point?


See...maybe this 2nd guy who jumped thought his family could benefit from his death. And now newspaper don't dare to publicise leow, or maybe kanna ordered by SMRT not to publicise else nobody dare to drive MRT leow...so the question here is, how much do you think the public is gonna donate to this guy's family?


Maybe 1% of what the other family got. The most also 2%.


So tell me, what is the moral of this story?


The moral of the story is, You don't have to commit suicide(especially give MRT long) to let your family find out how much you are worth.


I feel so sorry for that 2nd guy who jumped, believing that the newspaper will publicise for him so his family can live better. The former jumped out of desperation, the latter jumped thinking that he is going to help his family out of desperation. Whose fault? THE PUA CHEEBYE NEWSPAPER LAR!!!!!

Last weekend long weekend si bo~ Song bo~ Ok lar...not really song cos didn't have much to do. Went nan's place on Sat to eat claypot rice etc etc...hence no soccer betting for the next 3 months. Met up with my study groupmates for a cho bo lan session. Supposed to discuss about studies but end up discuss about what we usually do when we are free....duh! Then came Monday...also nothing to do....then Tuesday oso do nothing...就这样, my long weekend is over~~ Boohoo...


Oh ya...the roads in Tuas, Gul, Benoi and Pioneer area is so fucking luan you know? From one can lead to another one but you have to drive thru those small little roads where trailers just park wherever they like cos they thought their father mother uncle aunty own that road. One lane road still park until like that...wah lan eh....Heng limpeh almost covered that area leow so next week I'll be going down to Loyang leow...From the West to the East...song rite!! Everyday song song till Jurong rite!!


Song you come and do lar....now I know why Timothy say driving for leisure is song, but not driving for a living....

Limpeh wanna blog...but limpeh really fuck oso no strength...so limpeh decided not to type too much...hence.....




This is limpeh's ride now...



This is limpeh's ride's kar chng...




---The End---

Cheaper than taking public transport? Fuck you understand!! You don't have to pay for road tax, insurance, parking, petrol/diesel and/or erp when you travelling in MRTs or buses ok!! Don't try to con your father aka limpeh into believing owning your loser offpeak Matrix is cheaper than taking public transport in Singapore so that your father aka limpeh will buy your loser offpeak Matrix which can only come out before the sun rises or after the sun sets!! Puiz~!!

Wah lanz...limpeh didn't know it is this tiring to go to work. Its fucking tired can!! Now limpeh no longer yearns to go out anymore...all limpeh want for limpeh's weekends is to relac at home and do nothing but rest. Ok...limpeh no longer bear grudges for people who say they don't have time to visit limpeh or ask limpeh out...afterall, if limpeh were them, limpeh'd be saying the same thing too hahaha...


But the whole story doesn't stop here!! Guess limeph've gotten limpeh into deeper shit by signing up for a degree course just a month earlier. Its a distant learning course offered by APMI and after limpeh stopped studies for 11 frigging years, limpeh is gonna do it again!! How siah like that...


Anyway, limpeh collected limpeh's study materials on Thursday and immediately, limpeh was given 2 assignments to do and must submit before lecture begins in end November. Die lar...come home so tired oledi, where got time to study and do assignments? Sheesh...lan lan...have to 硬着头皮撑下去！！ Why must the society be so particular about having a piece of shitty paper? Why does it prove? Nofuckingthing!!


Depressed and stressed by the thought of doing assignments after a long day, limpeh went VivoCity with Puss, Sabrina and Timothy. Where is VivoCity? Its at Harbour Front and that place is huge. Though huge, its still the same shit inside different toiletbowl. Puss wanted to get shirt and pants for his upcoming interview(due to peer pressure?) so he made us go with him to pick something nice. Singapore's shopping centres are all the same one lar..we ended up in G2000 to get his shirt and pants sheesh....Knn...G2000 where oso have right...why must go all the way to VivoCity? Lanjiao place is not fully operational yet...it is still in a mess and contractors are still in the midst of renovating certain shops. If you're thinking of making a trip there to see what they have, limpeh's advice to you is DON'T FUCKING BOTHER!!


While Puss was busy picking what he wants(fuck lar...its all the same, only different colors niah...so difficult to make decision meh? ), limpeh and Tim wandered off to the Sky fuck to get a fuck Park(an open air park on top of the building) to get a puff. Limpeh hate shopping when limpeh got nothing in mind to buy. Since limpeh got nothing much to look at and the only thing on limpeh's mind is car, might as well go to the carpark to shop shop abit hahahaha...


And guess what limpeh saw?



You must be wondering why limpeh took a picture of this?



This is another WRX, spot the difference? No, not the color you idiots!!



Its the size of the exhaust pipe lar...



Don't really look alot bigger? You know how big it is or not? 105mm or 4 inches ok!!



Its the length of a pack of tissue paper ok!!! Can fit your fist in it ok!


If you still think its not really that big, try finding a car that you can fit your fist into its exhaust pipe. (Note: Adeline, Sabrina, Christina and Ivy belong to another league cos they've got fist the size of a hock chiew fishball.) The result will most likely be people think you siao one....hahaha...


Sometimes limpeh really wonder if they need such big exhaust pipes. If they tell limpeh their family business is mobile satay vendor or mobile bbq chicken wings vendor, then maybe limpeh can understand. Because such exhaust pipes can spit fire and produce sonic boom to cook food faster. Morever they are louder than normal exhaust pipes so other road users are aware of them and might patronise their satays or bbq chicken wings.


But if you're not such vendors, no problem!! You can still use this kinda exhaust pipe as you can buy a pack of marshmellow and drive to parks with your girlfriend. Then you can ask your girlfriend peng kang the marshmellow at these exhaust pipes while you rev your car. Great isn't it!!!! Swee lar!!! So mai tu leow!! Go get your one fist exhaust pipe at your nearest workshops today!!
*Satays and chicken wings not included.

It's Sunday, 10:47pm now. It's been so so long since Sunday actually meant something to me. Last time...Sunday used to like just any other day...Most of the time, Sunday = "Sleeping day" as limpeh spent limpeh's Saturday night/Sunday morning playing mahjong with limpeh's kakis. Now Sunday means the end of rest and relax...sheesh...


Actually, its not that limpeh dreaded work. The thing limpeh dreaded, and is still dreading, is the journey to work. Every fucking morning, limpeh have to squeeze bus, then squeeze mrt, and then bus again with all those kiasu Singaporeans. Then every night, limpeh again have to squeeze bus, then mrt, and then bus again wtih the same bunch of kiasu Singaporeans, except that this time, they smell. You know how sian bo!! Wah lan eh..everyone try to squeeze into the bus/mrt as if they're chased by the 恐龙 from Jurassic Park. Fuck lar...if have to rush to work then get out of the house earlier lar...干您拿...sleep a little lesser also won't die right!!


Because limpeh anticipated this kinda shit, hence limpeh wakes up at 6.30am and leave the house by 7am, when limpeh only starts work at 8.45am. 1hr 45 mins is enough for limpeh to take limpeh's own sweet time to get to limpeh's workplace. If only half of those fuckers practise wat limpeh does, then those fucking buses and mrts wouldnt be so packed!


But bo bian...this is the only company that actually interviewed me and employed me as their Sales Engineer, when limpeh don't even know a single thing about quoting and couplings/valves/gauges. So lan lan lor...have to squeeze with all those kiasu/stinko/pua bye Singaporeans.


So you can't blame limpeh to look forward to the next weekend right? Hopefully by the time limpeh get vehicle, limpeh wont comprain anymore. But then again, maybe will comprain about other road users leow...and hopefully, I won't be that road user others would comprain to their friends/colleagues/family/kopitiam ah soh....


So can someone tell me when is the next public holiday, anyone??

Short lead time, factory production line full, customer can't wait, factory didn't deliver parts as promised, customer kaopeh again cos still can't get parts, factory still don't deliver, customer chow kan leow shake head and say utterly disappointed. This will be part of my life for quite a while, I believe...and its only my 2nd day at work...sheesh...


But the job is fun lar...at the moment hurhur...soon...I can be like Colin and choot chia loh!!!! Then I can also jio people eat kway chup in the middle of the day....


But choot simi chia leh??



This one? Sure!!!



....after I drive this for 2 years...can bo?

Wow...its been so long since limpeh blogged! Of cos lar...nothing new is going on in limpeh's life so nothing much to blog about. But why am limpeh blogging now?


Is it because limpeh shortgunned and is getting married?


No lar...limpeh is still very much single and limpeh already very long never taoliang(What is taoliang? Go figure it out yourself..) leow.


So why is limpeh blogging now?



BECAUSE LIMPEH GOT LIMPEH'S LICENCE LEOW!!! Ok, limpeh know limpeh looks like shit......BUT WHO CARES?!?!?! LIMPEH IS LICENSED TO DRIVE CAR LEOW!!!


Don't believe? Think this is limpeh's 2B licence?



SEE PROPERLY HOR!!! ITS CLASS 3 LICENCE OK!!!


Ok lar...I know why you doubted cos its just a piece of sticker. But its like that if you already have a licence and you wanna save $25(for making a new licence) cos you are poor so they just stick a piece of sticker over your previous class. Fair enough?


Oh ya...and limpeh found a job leow~ YAY!!!! Gonna work as Sales Engineer for a company selling couplings and pressure gauges. Sounds good? Should be lar...look at how Colin prospered working as one. From a Nissan Sunny to a Honda Accord...Limpeh guess its time to turn the table around and start calling him 偶像 instead of him calling limpeh.


Good things are starting to happen to me...so what would be next? Having a girlfriend? WHATEVER FUCK FOR?!?!?! Girls are nothing but trouble hahaha...Morever limpeh will be a 寂寞的车手(like Takumi's sidekick, 阿树) so limpeh dont need love~ Of cos, if Ah Diang(Diang? which Diang?) is willing to bring me to "Seven Heaven", limpeh confirm 不会 reject lor~ Hurhur...


Oh ya...Limpeh went to Bintan with Dude, Yap and Timothy recently but limpeh is too lazy to blog about it cos basically, there's nothing much to blog about other than expensive, expensive, expensive Nasi Goreng...one plate like this cost $10SGD!!


and non stop watching tv....American football oso watch...u say jialat or not?


and walking around, wondering where to go but everywhere is boring boring boring....


and seeing Selina and 曾国城 shooting dunno what variety show....


and repeatedly hearing Mr "Bo Idea" say 九月九，阿扁做不久!! and how he "MOOOOO..." in his sleep...



There's really nothing much to mention about. Basically, we were there to relax, do nothing and then more relaxing and do more nothing. But I wanna thank Dude for organising this trip...it was quite fun doing nothing but just hanging around with them(excluding Mr Bo Idea) hurhur....

erm...just to test if things are still working right wahahhahahahahaha~

Its a brand new week, baby~ And today is the first time in 2 weeks that I don't have to fugging pia down to SSDC. Why? Cos limpeh finished all the practical leow and am currently waiting for my TP on the 28th of November wooooohoooooo~ Its just 2 days before my birthday so if you guys wanna get something for me this year, I am telling you what I want now...its Nissan Murano or Honda SiR ok? Can can?


Past 2 weeks was damn hectic. Apart from learning how to drive like Michael Schumacher during the weekdays, limpeh was invited to witness how my friend's babies have grown. From tiny little everything to cute little everything, they have certainly grew up sooner than I thought. Soon, I'll have little friends calling me uncle buiz leow...wah lao eh...


Went over to Andy's place 2 Saturdays ago for a supposedly gathering with xiao hei and the rest. But as usual, everyone was caught up with their own commitments and couldn't turn up for it. In the end, only Colin, Adeline, Puss and me made it to Andy's place. Nonetheless, it was enjoyable to be there with people I've known for more than a decade...other than sitting on the couch, watching some dumb Superband competition for 3 freaking hours....



No more pizza hut or KFC!! We are sick of home delivered food so we went to the kopitiam near Andy's place to dabao some food instead. Bought back curry fishead, bbq chicken wings and some other chup chai png dishes, along with 8 packets of rice.



It was much better than eating pizza leh. So what if the others can't join~ Its still what's to be eaten that is more important, in Colin's point of view hurhur...



嫁鸡随鸡，she too thinks its the food that is most important hahahaha...



Andy is looking more and more like Encik Oon leh with that haircut...Why must all Staff Sergeant have that kind of haircut? Can't they be modern abit?



Colin is still the champion man...look at the numbers of packet rice he finished...he's already eating his forth packet!


Puss was late, as usual. That fucker has got a fucking sleeping problem. He would sleep when most people are awake and be awake when most people are sleeping. I really wonder if he will miss his ROM one day because of that.



What you get when you are late? You get squashed by the fat one, of cos.



This will teach you not to be late again next time.



Cannot breathe right? Late lar...late somemore next time sit on your kukujiao.



I'm the one your mom warned about.


Then came Sunday. This time is to Russ's place to see how little Ruiyang had grown. How come babies all look the same to me? Hurhur...As usual, most couldn't attend again due to their own commitments and so, only a handful turned up. I was in a rush for my family dinner so didn't stayed for long.



On my way to meet my family, I chanced upon this car with a really weird carplate. Can you guess what CBL stands for?



Met up with Colin, Adeline and Corina again afterwards and they brought me to this hongkong styled cafe near East Coast.



This daogua lookalike thing is nothing like a daogua. Its actually french toast and its some damn nice french toast according to Corina. I believe her, obviously. Cause she singlehandedly finished 1 1/2 of this thing all by herself!



Eh girls! Stop what you are doing and pose for me leh...



See the transformation? Girls are forever vain infront of the camera hahahaha...



See...we guys don't give a damn whether people taking picture of us or whatsoever. Cool right!!



This is perhaps, the most stylo milo guy there that night.


Blogging is getting mundane again...I guess I must take another break before I blog again hurhur...sianz leh..always blog about the same thing...

Recently, limpeh has been really busy...busy with what leh? Busy driving to and fro KL lar... What you say? Since when limpeh got driving licence? Since 27th July when limpeh go get provisional driving licence lar...


Singapore Safety Driving Centre (SSDC) located near Yio Chu Kang MRT...it was the place limpeh learnt how to ride like Andy Lau in 追梦人...



This is the car I use...Honda Civic VTI..with a L plate. Don't see limpeh driving L plate cars now...limpeh have already been to Honda Accord meeting, Mitsubishi Lancer meeting and Alfa Romeo meeting leow ok!!


Limpeh is in a rush to get my licence as limpeh's Black Honda SiR is already parked downstairs. In order not to waste more season parking, limpeh has to get the driving licence by end of the year. That is why I go for an average of 200 minutes driving each day (300 minutes on certain days) and by the time I finished driving, jit tao oso loh sua leow (sun already set)...


Siong you said? Ok lar...Michael Schumacher also learn how to drive like that. We natural born racers all trained in this manner. Don't be surprise if you kanna chiet on the road by a Black Honda SiR next time, cos that person is probably me.


So nowadays limpeh only free after 8pm and/or during weekends. So if you wanna jio me out on weekdays, make sure you arrange after 8pm or limpeh no time to eng siew you. Now now...don't fret ok? By next week limpeh should complete limpeh's practical test leow and the only thing left to do is slowly wait for TP date, which is 3 months later. So after next week you are free to ask me out anytime~ Just like what Timothy has been doing...



Some nights we would be so sian of the coffeeshops in Yishun, that we would go all the way down to Taman Jurong. To do what? Play remote control car. DUHZ. After that also stuck in coffeeshop...DUHZ! What the fuck is Tim looking at?



Could it be there's chio bu?



干你拿。。。I thought what...原来是电视机。。。



Botak was so engrossed with it that he don't even have time to put down his wallet. So nice meh?



How come everyone is watching it? Showing pornography izzit?



So limpeh oso took a glance...end up its just some stupid drama TCS produced. Fuck...Singaporeans are hopeless...


To be continue....