Singapore Safety Driving Centre (SSDC) located near Yio Chu Kang MRT...it was the place limpeh learnt how to ride like Andy Lau in 追梦人...
This is the car I use...Honda Civic VTI..with a L plate. Don't see limpeh driving L plate cars now...limpeh have already been to Honda Accord meeting, Mitsubishi Lancer meeting and Alfa Romeo meeting leow ok!!
Limpeh is in a rush to get my licence as limpeh's Black Honda SiR is already parked downstairs. In order not to waste more season parking, limpeh has to get the driving licence by end of the year. That is why I go for an average of 200 minutes driving each day (300 minutes on certain days) and by the time I finished driving, jit tao oso loh sua leow (sun already set)...
Siong you said? Ok lar...Michael Schumacher also learn how to drive like that. We natural born racers all trained in this manner. Don't be surprise if you kanna chiet on the road by a Black Honda SiR next time, cos that person is probably me.
So nowadays limpeh only free after 8pm and/or during weekends. So if you wanna jio me out on weekdays, make sure you arrange after 8pm or limpeh no time to eng siew you. Now now...don't fret ok? By next week limpeh should complete limpeh's practical test leow and the only thing left to do is slowly wait for TP date, which is 3 months later. So after next week you are free to ask me out anytime~ Just like what Timothy has been doing...
Some nights we would be so sian of the coffeeshops in Yishun, that we would go all the way down to Taman Jurong. To do what? Play remote control car. DUHZ. After that also stuck in coffeeshop...DUHZ! What the fuck is Tim looking at?
Could it be there's chio bu?
干你拿。。。I thought what...原来是电视机。。。
Botak was so engrossed with it that he don't even have time to put down his wallet. So nice meh?
How come everyone is watching it? Showing pornography izzit?
So limpeh oso took a glance...end up its just some stupid drama TCS produced. Fuck...Singaporeans are hopeless...
To be continue....
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