Limbu: Eh eh...want to go prawning tomorrow at Bottle Tree Village?
Limpeh: What prawning?
Limbu: Prawning you dunno meh? Its just like fishing lor, except we are fishing for prawns lor...
Limpeh: Ar? Why you wanna fish for prawns?
Limbu: To eat lar..want or not? Its very fun...
Limpeh: Siao...wanna eat prawns still must ownself catch...if you want to eat banana then you expect limpeh to plant banana tree for you?
Limbu: .......
Limpeh: Luckily you seldom drink milk...else limpeh also dunno where to keep the cow for you...
Limbu: ..................
Anyway, this is the video clip Andy took during jiaos wedding. You guys can take a look HERE. Now limpeh finally know that limbu is not kidding limpeh when she said limpeh need to do something with limpeh's stomach...duh!! That stomach reminds limpeh of Fat Bastard in Austin Powers...
31 January 2008
18 January 2008
09 January 2008
Have you ever wonder why some guys have all the luck while you get all the %&*$@&$^#^? Well, its your karma, limpeh strongly believe. If not, how you explain this syndrome?
People have stubber, limpeh also have stubber..how come his look so cool while limpeh's look so scattered like Mexico's terrain? And why must he open his eyes so big? No need open so big also beat limpeh hands down anytime anyday man!
Ok, limpeh is not trying to say limbu look like $%&@$&%@. She is bery cute (well, 20% of the time) and have a heart of gold. How many of you fuggers can treat an animal like how you treat your infant? Ok, I know Andy treats his robrovski like his own flesh and blood and Colin treats his salt-water-grass and exotic-eat-shit-fish-from-Amazon-Jungle more important than his chick. But limbu is different. Limbu simi lanjiao (erm... :X) oso wanna cuddle and sayang you know!! She told limpeh next time she wants to keep 3 cats and 5 dogs at home IF we ever get married. Limpeh told her if she wants that then she might as well marry the security guard of SPCA and live in that small security booth with him so that she can have alot of cats and dogs to cuddle plus alot more coming in each and everyday, replacing the ones that she've cuddled whom had gone somewhere to sell 咸鸭蛋. Where got people keep so many pets at home one...the house is not like a fishtank where you can keep alot of fishies you know? Plus the fact that limpeh got sinus, so how you expect limpeh to tahan the smell and fur floating around the house? But that is beside the point lar..the point here is...limbu is a very kind hearted girl who loves animal alot, especially cats. She didn't even buy as much gifts to limpeh compared to the accessories she bought for her cat. Someday limpeh is gonna steal that necklace from cookie and wear it as a wrist band..
Ok, limpeh is getting a little off topic. The topic here today is, what must you do in this life to get really solid chicks in your next life?
1) Go see bay lor and tiam more you to Guan Yim Ma,
2) Go Loyang and burn more incent for Dua Pek Gong,
3) Help ah gong or ah ma to cross the road more frequently,
4) Pitjiak someone's lobang when he uses ah gong's money to buy gold tap,
5) Donate more money to people you don't know and then kaopeh about where those money you donated go,
6) Wu dai ji bo dai ji go inside town to donate more money to ah gong by paying ERP toll so that ah gong can get ready to take care of the benefit of people who retires at 65 and must have a minimum 120k in their account for their retirement. What the fuck can you do with so much saving in your accountwhen you are 65? Want so much money so that you can go loiter in Chinatown and find PRC and fuck your way home? By 65, you already so sian after working for so many years and that money is worthless to you leow lar..got $$ oso dont have sim cheng to go and spend. But still, it is a good deed if you donate some money for ah gong to invest.
So can anyone tell limpeh what is the moral of the story? Spend if you have to, because you don't know when you will ever get to spend again. And remember, karma determines whether you get chicks in your next life or mother goose.
People have stubber, limpeh also have stubber..how come his look so cool while limpeh's look so scattered like Mexico's terrain? And why must he open his eyes so big? No need open so big also beat limpeh hands down anytime anyday man!
Ok, limpeh is not trying to say limbu look like $%&@$&%@. She is bery cute (well, 20% of the time) and have a heart of gold. How many of you fuggers can treat an animal like how you treat your infant? Ok, I know Andy treats his robrovski like his own flesh and blood and Colin treats his salt-water-grass and exotic-eat-shit-fish-from-Amazon-Jungle more important than his chick. But limbu is different. Limbu simi lanjiao (erm... :X) oso wanna cuddle and sayang you know!! She told limpeh next time she wants to keep 3 cats and 5 dogs at home IF we ever get married. Limpeh told her if she wants that then she might as well marry the security guard of SPCA and live in that small security booth with him so that she can have alot of cats and dogs to cuddle plus alot more coming in each and everyday, replacing the ones that she've cuddled whom had gone somewhere to sell 咸鸭蛋. Where got people keep so many pets at home one...the house is not like a fishtank where you can keep alot of fishies you know? Plus the fact that limpeh got sinus, so how you expect limpeh to tahan the smell and fur floating around the house? But that is beside the point lar..the point here is...limbu is a very kind hearted girl who loves animal alot, especially cats. She didn't even buy as much gifts to limpeh compared to the accessories she bought for her cat. Someday limpeh is gonna steal that necklace from cookie and wear it as a wrist band..
Ok, limpeh is getting a little off topic. The topic here today is, what must you do in this life to get really solid chicks in your next life?
1) Go see bay lor and tiam more you to Guan Yim Ma,
2) Go Loyang and burn more incent for Dua Pek Gong,
3) Help ah gong or ah ma to cross the road more frequently,
4) Pitjiak someone's lobang when he uses ah gong's money to buy gold tap,
5) Donate more money to people you don't know and then kaopeh about where those money you donated go,
6) Wu dai ji bo dai ji go inside town to donate more money to ah gong by paying ERP toll so that ah gong can get ready to take care of the benefit of people who retires at 65 and must have a minimum 120k in their account for their retirement. What the fuck can you do with so much saving in your accountwhen you are 65? Want so much money so that you can go loiter in Chinatown and find PRC and fuck your way home? By 65, you already so sian after working for so many years and that money is worthless to you leow lar..got $$ oso dont have sim cheng to go and spend. But still, it is a good deed if you donate some money for ah gong to invest.
So can anyone tell limpeh what is the moral of the story? Spend if you have to, because you don't know when you will ever get to spend again. And remember, karma determines whether you get chicks in your next life or mother goose.
07 January 2008
YAY!!! Its 08/01/08!!!! 080108~!! Swee right this number? Swee also like that...eh this semester quite easy to pass..no wonder people always say marketing is the easiest to pass..no question about it...but then still siong cos limpeh always tu till last minute then do my assignments. Why tu till last min? Because limpeh diam diam kanna arrow cho ahmad...drive here and there till no day no night...now limpeh understand why tim always say he sick of driving leow...and limpeh oso know why colin give that "cumming" face when he sits limpeh's car. Limpeh have never felt so song when limpeh sit inside puss's car...you fuggers can never understand that songness of sitting inside a moving vehicle with your eyes closed.
So start showing some appreciation to those bus, MRT, LRT, rickshaw and trishaw drivers. What did you say? LRT bo driver one? You look at limpeh, do you think limpeh need to take LRT? So how the fuck limpeh know LRT bo driver one? Why dont have to show appreciation to taxi drivers? They are the ones who own the road already, so they dont really give a fuck whether you show appreciation or not.
Why Miss Quan hit the husband also must report in newspaper? She hit her husband you all kao peh jit kor lan? 关你鸟事！Jay Chow's father hit his mother you all got complain bo? Skally Miss Quan's husband like leh? Maybe this is the kind of kick he gets leh? Limpeh don't understand why this kind of news can go up the front page...if not this then it is the what what minister's porn..you all jealous he gets to lay a lady much younger than him?? Why minister cannot run lion? Is running lion meant only for the peasants? He can lay someone much younger than him is because he is the can..you not happy because you is the cannot. Please start reporting something with more depth...
Or maybe limpeh should start subscribing 442 to read?
So start showing some appreciation to those bus, MRT, LRT, rickshaw and trishaw drivers. What did you say? LRT bo driver one? You look at limpeh, do you think limpeh need to take LRT? So how the fuck limpeh know LRT bo driver one? Why dont have to show appreciation to taxi drivers? They are the ones who own the road already, so they dont really give a fuck whether you show appreciation or not.
Why Miss Quan hit the husband also must report in newspaper? She hit her husband you all kao peh jit kor lan? 关你鸟事！Jay Chow's father hit his mother you all got complain bo? Skally Miss Quan's husband like leh? Maybe this is the kind of kick he gets leh? Limpeh don't understand why this kind of news can go up the front page...if not this then it is the what what minister's porn..you all jealous he gets to lay a lady much younger than him?? Why minister cannot run lion? Is running lion meant only for the peasants? He can lay someone much younger than him is because he is the can..you not happy because you is the cannot. Please start reporting something with more depth...
Or maybe limpeh should start subscribing 442 to read?
02 January 2008
Eh....limpeh always thought that only limpeh's friend read limpeh's blog. Today, limpeh sent limpeh's laobu to Tampines Giant to buy longan(the longan here good one...they let you pick whichever good longans you want and somemore let you take away the stalk so that it'd weigh lesser!) and while limpeh was walking towards limpeh's car to get something, someone actually approached limpeh and say he know limpeh!!
At first, limpeh thought limpeh kiam him $$ so he come and tell me owe $$ pay $$. But but but but but, limpeh very seldom borrow $$ one leh..then you know what he say? HE READS LIMPEH'S BLOG LEH!! AND HE THINKS LIMPEH quite FUNNY LEH!!! Ok lar, nothing to howlian about...you might wanna say "maybe he is the only reader apart from your friends.." Ya, you could be right, he might be the only one who reads limpeh's blog even though he doesn't know limpeh. Allow limpeh to show you something.
According to Singstat, Singapore's population based on Jun 2007 was 4.68million (http://www.singstat.gov.sg/stats/keyind.html#popnarea, Jun 07){<---my lecturer say everything you quote must show the origin else its known as plagirism or wateverfuck way you spell it...morever this site belongs to ah gong!} Lets do some probabiliy here...
Chances of meeting your 1 and only reader in Singapore = 1/4,680,000<--Singapore's population..and limpeh thought we should be well over 10 million with all the PRCs that found refuge here
Chances of meeting your 1 and only reader in Singapore's Tampines Giant = 1/4,680,000 * 1/2,000<-- estimated number of places where people go to in Singapore, including hawker centres, shopping centres, community centres....Community centres?
Chances of meeting your 1 and only reader in Singapore's Tampines Giant on New Year Day = 1/4,680,000 * 1/2,000 * 1/365<--limpeh wanna be more precise by typing 364¼ days but limpeh think no one bothers.
Chances of meeting your 1 and only reader in Singapore's Tampines Giant on New Year Day and he has the ball to come up and tell you he reads your blog = 1/4,680,000 * 1/2,000 * 1/365 * 1/20<--limpeh think only 20 guys out of 2,000,000 guys in Singapore have the balls to do that.
That adds up to 1 chance in 68,328,000,000,000.
Does that means limpeh gonna tio toto? 1 chance in 68.328 trillion chance limpeh oso can kanna leh!!!! You say limpeh heng or not?
Anyway, limpeh had to say, this does give limpeh the encouragement to keep on blogging. It shows people recognise limpeh's work and appreciate it. Thank you David, for making limpeh feel like blogging again.
But don't count on it too much....cos limpeh's target sales for 2008 is a staggering 20% increase and seriously, limpeh got no idea where that 20% is gonna pop up from. Maybe its time for limpeh to go MRT stations to distribute limpeh's namecard?
At first, limpeh thought limpeh kiam him $$ so he come and tell me owe $$ pay $$. But but but but but, limpeh very seldom borrow $$ one leh..then you know what he say? HE READS LIMPEH'S BLOG LEH!! AND HE THINKS LIMPEH quite FUNNY LEH!!! Ok lar, nothing to howlian about...you might wanna say "maybe he is the only reader apart from your friends.." Ya, you could be right, he might be the only one who reads limpeh's blog even though he doesn't know limpeh. Allow limpeh to show you something.
According to Singstat, Singapore's population based on Jun 2007 was 4.68million (http://www.singstat.gov.sg/stats/keyind.html#popnarea, Jun 07){<---my lecturer say everything you quote must show the origin else its known as plagirism or wateverfuck way you spell it...morever this site belongs to ah gong!} Lets do some probabiliy here...
Chances of meeting your 1 and only reader in Singapore = 1/4,680,000<--Singapore's population..and limpeh thought we should be well over 10 million with all the PRCs that found refuge here
Chances of meeting your 1 and only reader in Singapore's Tampines Giant = 1/4,680,000 * 1/2,000<-- estimated number of places where people go to in Singapore, including hawker centres, shopping centres, community centres....Community centres?
Chances of meeting your 1 and only reader in Singapore's Tampines Giant on New Year Day = 1/4,680,000 * 1/2,000 * 1/365<--limpeh wanna be more precise by typing 364¼ days but limpeh think no one bothers.
Chances of meeting your 1 and only reader in Singapore's Tampines Giant on New Year Day and he has the ball to come up and tell you he reads your blog = 1/4,680,000 * 1/2,000 * 1/365 * 1/20<--limpeh think only 20 guys out of 2,000,000 guys in Singapore have the balls to do that.
That adds up to 1 chance in 68,328,000,000,000.
Does that means limpeh gonna tio toto? 1 chance in 68.328 trillion chance limpeh oso can kanna leh!!!! You say limpeh heng or not?
Anyway, limpeh had to say, this does give limpeh the encouragement to keep on blogging. It shows people recognise limpeh's work and appreciate it. Thank you David, for making limpeh feel like blogging again.
But don't count on it too much....cos limpeh's target sales for 2008 is a staggering 20% increase and seriously, limpeh got no idea where that 20% is gonna pop up from. Maybe its time for limpeh to go MRT stations to distribute limpeh's namecard?
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