Eh....limpeh always thought that only limpeh's friend read limpeh's blog. Today, limpeh sent limpeh's laobu to Tampines Giant to buy longan(the longan here good one...they let you pick whichever good longans you want and somemore let you take away the stalk so that it'd weigh lesser!) and while limpeh was walking towards limpeh's car to get something, someone actually approached limpeh and say he know limpeh!!


At first, limpeh thought limpeh kiam him $$ so he come and tell me owe $$ pay $$. But but but but but, limpeh very seldom borrow $$ one leh..then you know what he say? HE READS LIMPEH'S BLOG LEH!! AND HE THINKS LIMPEH quite FUNNY LEH!!! Ok lar, nothing to howlian about...you might wanna say "maybe he is the only reader apart from your friends.." Ya, you could be right, he might be the only one who reads limpeh's blog even though he doesn't know limpeh. Allow limpeh to show you something.


According to Singstat, Singapore's population based on Jun 2007 was 4.68million (http://www.singstat.gov.sg/stats/keyind.html#popnarea, Jun 07){<---my lecturer say everything you quote must show the origin else its known as plagirism or wateverfuck way you spell it...morever this site belongs to ah gong!} Lets do some probabiliy here...


Chances of meeting your 1 and only reader in Singapore = 1/4,680,000<--Singapore's population..and limpeh thought we should be well over 10 million with all the PRCs that found refuge here

Chances of meeting your 1 and only reader in Singapore's Tampines Giant = 1/4,680,000 * 1/2,000<-- estimated number of places where people go to in Singapore, including hawker centres, shopping centres, community centres....Community centres?

Chances of meeting your 1 and only reader in Singapore's Tampines Giant on New Year Day = 1/4,680,000 * 1/2,000 * 1/365<--limpeh wanna be more precise by typing 364¼ days but limpeh think no one bothers.

Chances of meeting your 1 and only reader in Singapore's Tampines Giant on New Year Day and he has the ball to come up and tell you he reads your blog = 1/4,680,000 * 1/2,000 * 1/365 * 1/20<--limpeh think only 20 guys out of 2,000,000 guys in Singapore have the balls to do that.


That adds up to 1 chance in 68,328,000,000,000.


Does that means limpeh gonna tio toto? 1 chance in 68.328 trillion chance limpeh oso can kanna leh!!!! You say limpeh heng or not?


Anyway, limpeh had to say, this does give limpeh the encouragement to keep on blogging. It shows people recognise limpeh's work and appreciate it. Thank you David, for making limpeh feel like blogging again.


But don't count on it too much....cos limpeh's target sales for 2008 is a staggering 20% increase and seriously, limpeh got no idea where that 20% is gonna pop up from. Maybe its time for limpeh to go MRT stations to distribute limpeh's namecard?