People have stubber, limpeh also have stubber..how come his look so cool while limpeh's look so scattered like Mexico's terrain? And why must he open his eyes so big? No need open so big also beat limpeh hands down anytime anyday man!
Ok, limpeh is not trying to say limbu look like $%&@$&%@. She is bery cute (well, 20% of the time) and have a heart of gold. How many of you fuggers can treat an animal like how you treat your infant? Ok, I know Andy treats his robrovski like his own flesh and blood and Colin treats his salt-water-grass and exotic-eat-shit-fish-from-Amazon-Jungle more important than his chick. But limbu is different. Limbu simi lanjiao (erm... :X) oso wanna cuddle and sayang you know!! She told limpeh next time she wants to keep 3 cats and 5 dogs at home IF we ever get married. Limpeh told her if she wants that then she might as well marry the security guard of SPCA and live in that small security booth with him so that she can have alot of cats and dogs to cuddle plus alot more coming in each and everyday, replacing the ones that she've cuddled whom had gone somewhere to sell 咸鸭蛋. Where got people keep so many pets at home one...the house is not like a fishtank where you can keep alot of fishies you know? Plus the fact that limpeh got sinus, so how you expect limpeh to tahan the smell and fur floating around the house? But that is beside the point lar..the point here is...limbu is a very kind hearted girl who loves animal alot, especially cats. She didn't even buy as much gifts to limpeh compared to the accessories she bought for her cat. Someday limpeh is gonna steal that necklace from cookie and wear it as a wrist band..
Ok, limpeh is getting a little off topic. The topic here today is, what must you do in this life to get really solid chicks in your next life?
1) Go see bay lor and tiam more you to Guan Yim Ma,
2) Go Loyang and burn more incent for Dua Pek Gong,
3) Help ah gong or ah ma to cross the road more frequently,
4) Pitjiak someone's lobang when he uses ah gong's money to buy gold tap,
5) Donate more money to people you don't know and then kaopeh about where those money you donated go,
6) Wu dai ji bo dai ji go inside town to donate more money to ah gong by paying ERP toll so that ah gong can get ready to take care of the benefit of people who retires at 65 and must have a minimum 120k in their account for their retirement. What the fuck can you do with so much saving in your accountwhen you are 65? Want so much money so that you can go loiter in Chinatown and find PRC and fuck your way home? By 65, you already so sian after working for so many years and that money is worthless to you leow lar..got $$ oso dont have sim cheng to go and spend. But still, it is a good deed if you donate some money for ah gong to invest.
So can anyone tell limpeh what is the moral of the story? Spend if you have to, because you don't know when you will ever get to spend again. And remember, karma determines whether you get chicks in your next life or mother goose.
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