But then again, so much had happened so limpeh thought limpeh can update you fuggers a bit. First of all, let limpeh see where limpeh had stopped blogging.
Oh..since 16th March...that is not very long ago. Only 4 months plus. Lets see what limpeh have in limpeh's picture folder...Actually limpeh is pretty sleepy now...so pardon limpeh's jit dey jit dey sentences...
First of all, someone got himself into shit!!! Wahahahaha...erm...ok ok, sorry. Marriage is a good thing because it injects responsibilities into people, making them more matured. Now, limpeh is not saying ah diang is immatured so dont mistaken limpeh. But limpeh is happy to see him finally settled down.
Ah diang is damn happy that day but someone forgot to turn on the flash..
Ya lar...told you on the flash better leow you goonz....
It is quite surreal to see friends whom you know for 15+ years get married. Limpeh can still recall how we used to chor dai dee at Atrium and eat Swensen's ice cream cake in Pasir Ris chalet back in the 90s. Unbelievable..limpeh is actually witnessing limpeh's friend becoming adults!! But there are some things that do no change...puss is still having that sleepy look while russ still look very much like MM Lee to me.
Then limpeh had to go up to Terengganu to settle some fire hose issue. Limpeh oso cannot remember the exact dat except that it was during Ramadan where most food stalls were not open so we had to buy, cook and eat maggie mee at the nearby petrol kiosk. Best of all, the bloody maggie mee bo taste one!!! Someone forgot to add salt to it...We had to work under the hot sun and only get to eat tasteless maggie mee at petrol kiosk...thats why limpeh always tell people limpeh is a hao xiao manager cause limpeh simi lan oso must do...
Alvin demostrating how chum he is...
Then it was limpeh's graduation which limpeh thought was a waste of money attending. Limpeh had to sit there for 2-3 hrs and listen to bullshit before limpeh go up the stage to take the scroll and shake ah diang's hand and then listen to more bullshit before proceeding for the buffet. So what is the moral of the story? Limpeh's theory of "Academic competency does not prove that you are more capable than others" is proven right because limpeh this kind of kar siao (means calibre) oso can get it, what makes you think those selling chicken rice or pig intestine soup cannot? Read my engrish, you think the professor can understand?
Degree is hao siao one lar (sorry Shuling! :P). Somemore recently got 2 private schools close down cause they give fake certs and degrees...cheebye..this kind of people also have..told you long long ago to download your degree at www.download-a-degree.com you dont listen, pay people tens of thousands of dollars to download for you. ORRBEEGOOD!!!
Stomach hungry leow...can someone finish this shit so that limpeh can go outside and wack the food?
Then it was to Turi Beach at Batam. Lovely place and exceptional experience on our first night there. We stayed in a hut near the beach and it rained T-rex and Mammoth in the middle of the night. The thunder caused the power to trip and we thought our hut was gonna washed away by the waves. Luckily for us, nothing happened except for the mosquitoes attack in the night. Imagine us waking up in the middle of the night to swap mosquitoes. Thought this will only happen in Tekong..
Swee boh! Ok lar..this is one of the nicer beach limpeh have been to..
Evidence of the midnight tassle with Mr Yeeeee...yeee...yeeee.....mosquito.
Which of cos, we won. Die mosquito!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, think limpeh will stop here for the time being. Customer coming to see limpeh so limpeh go sell them some shit they dont need and make some money to pay some bloodsuckersssss...
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