Hello eberybirdie again!! Limpeh is finding more and more time to blog nowadays cos this world got a lot stupid murthafarkers that need limpeh to take pictures to show them that they are always wrong and limpeh is always right hahahaa!! But if dont have these stupid matharfarkers then limpeh wont find the chance to upload pictures in limpeh's phone and you all wont get to see limpeh blog leow so you have to thank this stupid matharfarker below


This stupid murthafarker sent limpeh this today:


From: PT. Stupit Martha Farkers of East Java
Sent: Friday, August 14, 2009 1:56 PM
To: limpeh@WaSeeLinLaoPeh.com.sg
Cc: Alfred Stupit .PITA (Pain In The Arse)
Subject: Non Conformity Report (PO# blah blah blah)

Dear Limpeh,

We have received the goods, after checked by our QC personal, they found 9ea were cracked and they rejected its.

Due to above reason, please your consideration to give us the replacement items for the rejected?

We are waiting for your immediate response.

Thanks & Best Regards,
Jeremy Stupit Martha Farker
Procurement Department
PT. Stupit Martha Farkers of The East Java


Limpeh is not talking about their bloken engrish cos limpeh's engrish also quite bloken. What limpeh is trying to say is this. Picture yourself buying a really nice looking pair of Mont Blanc cuff links online from an authorised distributor. You later on tell that distributor that your mom found that there are some cracks on the cuff links and want them to replace you with a new pair. What do you think the distributor will do? What do you think you would do?



YOU TAKE SOME FUCKING PICTURES TO PROVE YOUR POINT, RIGHT?!??!?! Never show limpeh anything and you expect limpeh gong gong replace you ar? Limpeh not like you cheebyes who will just "oh...ok lor. replace them with 9pcs of US$463.24 each adapters.." just because it is ah gong's money. Limpeh can't do that because limpeh's petrol is not subsidised by Petronas so limpeh have to work hard for the money and not replace parts just because of whatever you say. Show limpeh the crack limpeh will replace you lar...cheebye one leh...now limpeh have to waste 1 min to reply your stupid email and request you politely to show limpeh the cracks. Why can't you just show limpeh in the first place. Wu call leng limpeh replace you just because you say crack bo? Go fucking think lar cheebye...


Ok, limpeh must cool down because as long as Petronas continues to produce oil, stupid matharfarkers will never cease producing more stupid matharfarkers. Limpeh will cool down and make limpeh a nice cuppa meelok (Ah diang calls it Milo) to drink. But before limpeh go..the usual pictures to brighten up your day....



Limpeh sleeping with sharkey. Sharkey cute bo?



Woke up fucking early one of the Sunday's morning so that ah diang can go run 5km marathon around Marina Square. Can you spot tio ah diang? Knnz...go there run and run around your house got difference meh?