You know, last time limpeh blog used to be quite popular until limpeh got a fan who came up to limpeh at Tampines Giant and get limpeh's autograph ok! Ok ok...sorry for getting too carried away but it is damn song to have people recognising limpeh and praise limpeh...so thank you everybody and ah diang for publicizing limpeh's blog...limpeh should've gotten an ah diang who is doing PR and limpeh might be more choot mia than Xia Xuay...
Ok, back to limpeh's adventure. Limpeh's friend Timothy, has married a fine young lady who has brainS!!! Why like that say leh? Cos this bugger last time always complain his girlfriend bo nao...knn...wu nao won't choose you leow loh!! :X
Anyway, limpeh cannot believe he is married leow cos he is like those flower flower gong zi you know? Imagining him getting married is like imagining Spurs beating Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium with David Bentley playing Lennon's position and Robbie Keane playing Modric's position. Ball call leng air thai chee you know? Skally he ga ga get married...cannot be shotgun cause limpeh know he always fire blank waahahhahhaa...kidding lar..but limpeh don't have any picture of those 2 to share but only ah diang's heavily make up face to share...
Ah diang happily telling people how much money she spend on the makeups...actually everything cost S$25 niah cos she got good kangtao from Far East Plaza. Wanna know what kangtao? Call her lar...
S$25 dollar makeup still got free fake eyelashes ok!! You see, the eye lashes even longer than limpeh's armpit mor...
Actually ah diang quite swee leh..limpeh told her she looks like Cynthia Koh minus the fake nose...hopefully with this, she will let limpeh buy limpeh's dream watch Panerai 285 yay!
And so, limpeh's good friend Timothy has finally decided to settle down so limpeh would like to take this chance and wish him happy humping the same girl for the rest of his life wahahahahahaha....
As limpeh said in limpeh's previous post, limpeh was going to Saigon for an exhibition and so here limpeh am, on the soil the yankees call Nam and the Namese call home. Vietnam...
Look left...bo simi lang...
Look right...also bo simi lang...but the airport looks quite clean la..limpeh thought will have chickens runnning around...maybe watch too many Hamburger Hill leow...
Welcome to Ho Gao Gan City where the grass is green and the girls are filthy!
Can you pronounce these words? Its pronounced as "Ouch, My Argh". A Foot Massage Palour...
How come they also got Tekka? Where are the banglas?
This is their famous Broken Rice! Dunno you watch Anthony Bourdain's A cook's tour or not...there is the episode where he went to vietname where they had to smash the claypot to serve the rice in it. Hence the name broken rice...not eat the rice eat until broke that kind of broken...
This is their drumstick...of cos small lar...people also cannot eat full already you think the chickens will be fed till fat fat meh?
One of the streets where there are many people ask you if you want girls or not. Wang so many for what? Got one back at home already tao tia...still come here and find foreign tao tia...knn....
see what limpeh told you about the puny chicken? These 3 chickens can feed 8 household ok!!
Usual night scene, nothing special. Put here just to prove limpeh W995 is ho eh!
Next day at Saigon Exhibition and Convention Center. Quite modern hor?
Wah this bowl of fugging pho is fugging good man!! It's pronounced as Fer and not Foe so dont xiaxuay people and say you want a bowl of Beef Foe. The vietnamese will Foe your kotek and shove it up your ass.
This is the best cuppa coffee limpeh had ever drink in limpeh's life!!! It is damn good until one will almost cry sipping it...Firstly, you wait for it to drip finish...
Then you stir it well with the condensed milk
TADA!!! The best thing in life is not sex, its Kaf Phei Sue Da!! This cuppa little thing can kick all the Starfucks and CoffeeBeen back to the Ang mo land...
Limpeh like the vietnamese dress alot...you can see the girl's body contour leh woohoo...knn..look at those legs....reminds limpeh of that porridge stall in Chinatown...
Woohoo!! Time to go home leow!!! Lets get the fuck out of this lanjiao place man...
Ah nia, Ang Mai Sio Kan?
The traffic there is jialat until cannot jialat leow. At first when limpeh go Orchard road on Saturday limpeh thought it was bad. Then limpeh go KL limpeh thought KL was the worst leow. Then limpeh went Bangkok and limpeh thought you cant be worse than this. Now limpeh in HCM and it was like knn...how the fuck did they managed to bring in all these motorbikes? Hopefully, limpeh don't have to go India. Limpeh see cow limpeh will slap them silly one...
Looks like Vietnamese also don't like to wash their truck..look at all those jiaosai on that truck...oh..thats not jiaosai? Its an army truck with camouflage? Camouflage as cow consider as camouflage? You think enemy will think thats a cow when they see it from the sky? Cowzilla issit? Wonder why the yankees can still lose the war here...kaoz..
time to go home leow!! see you back in Singapore!!!
And that marks the end of limpeh's Ho Chi Minh adventure...don't worry, there are more to come but tell me first, what is the moral of this entry? Don't think you can get away selling us Palm oil as petrol...we all know what oil you are selling when WRX pump your petrol and lose pick up to a Picanto.
Lastly, my pride and joy!!
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