Hello big, medium, small and puny fuggers, limpeh is back blogging once again. Life was pretty stressful these couple of days because limpeh had to complete limpeh's Sales Forecast and Budget Outlook for 2010. It was not an easy task because limpeh had to speculate a lot based on past statistic and market news. Limpeh dunno why need to spend so much time doing this...come on and just tikum lar...just make use of the time taken to collect these data and go See Bay Lor to tiam you for GuanYimMa and ask GuanYimMa to dorlong will do...like that more efficient mah...


So limpeh had completed this and was sick for a few days. Nothing serious, just eyes puffy + aww leng tia + siong hong + pee kang dio tart + bo gao koon + still have to help ah diang move to her temporary house in Toa Payoh. Ah diang's dad and limpeh to be laopeh-in-law wants to renovate his current house so ah diang has to move to another place first because the whole house will be fugging luan and not suitable to stay. What kind of renovation that needed ah diang to move to a temporary place to stay first? From one storey build till 3 storeys lor. Big fug right? Big fug meh? Limpeh house is 9 storeys high limpeh also diam diam leow, what is 3 storeys?


Anyway ah diang also quite sard lar...move to stay in temporary house also move to condominium leh mai siao siao. Limpeh last time though people staying in condominium is sibei big fug but that impression has changed ever since limpeh helped ah diang to move into this temp apartment last Sunday. Firstly, that lanjiao place's carpark got more pillars/columns than the Roman Colosseum. You know what is the Roman Colosseum or not? That one where Russell Crowe fought with the tigers and lions and a lot of people cheering one lor!



That lanjiao place's carpark got as much or more pillars/column than the Roman Colosseum.


And not just that, the fugging gap between the pillars/columns is so fugging tight and the turning angle is so acute!! Limpeh was only 2 inches away from the pillar when limpeh was turning! Now limpeh is not trying to say limpeh's car is big but ah diang's father who was driving a Honda Stream also kaopeh the lanjiao carpark is gan see lang small. Don't believe? Pay a visit at Oleander Towers at TPY Lor 1. Limpeh confirm plus guarantee you the person who designed that carpark was either riding on a Yamaha RXK or driving a Subaru Viki to work.


And so, limpeh no longer think condo is such big fug leow...limpeh's HDB carpark is a lot bigger than theirs with so many people sharing.


So after helping ah diang move into that lanjiao condo, we went Shaw Lido to watch Julia and Julie and had Pepper lunch before that. Limpeh guess this is a common thing for you fuggers out there but definitely not for limpeh and ah diang. Limpeh is sorry to say that limpeh seldom go walk walk in town with ah diang because:

1) Limpeh can't fit into most of the clothes found there;
2) Limpeh cannot afford the things they sell there;
3) Limpeh cannot tahan the traffic there;
4) Limpeh feel out of place there;
5) Limpeh just don't like to go there.

So obviously ah diang was elated when limpeh agree to watch moobee with her at Lido although Lido got lanjiao seats.



See, eat one pepper lunch also must take photo. This shows how precious it is to eat fast food with limpeh in town. Sorry hor ah diang, limpeh promise that limpeh will try to go to town more often with you next time! Limpeh free will bring you go town council to pay maintenance every month end ok?


Just nice the Christmas decorations are up so we took the chance to take some pictures and behave like tourists.



Pose nice nice to take picture!



Ok done!



Eh...limpeh got on flash leh...ok maybe stand nearer to take again...



Ok, limpeh's flash is laoya one...led flash only..not xenon so bo bian la...later go home touch up with photoshop and make your face sharper at the same time ok?



HEY! The flash is working leow! Eh...why you turn away? Don't angry lar..the most dont photoshop your face lor...



Thats better! Hey, are those what they call "Ding Dong Balls Ding Dong Balls, hanging on the wall" behind you?


With those balls still dangling in mid air waiting for Rudolph to come pluck them, we ended our once in a blue moon trip to town. Limpeh went back to Wheellock place to get limpeh's car but just as limpeh pushed the trustworthy start engine button, limpeh's car coughed a bit and went back to sleep. Limpeh pushed again and this time it didn't even both to cough. Fug. this is the exact reason why limpeh hated electronics stuff. They just die on you without the slightest hint and this had to happen at the basement of a multi storey carpark. IT IS FUGGING WARM CAN? Ah diang found limpeh's Manulife prospectus and told limpeh, "Luckily we got Manulife!!". She's been bugging limpeh to invest but limpeh is just not interested so she will find every little chance to remind limpeh. Ya, this reminded limpeh to start clearing rubbish from my car.



Wait for the technician to come help limpeh wait until hair all white leow hai...


It took about an hour before the 24hrs Volvo On-Call guy came. His face was like quite buay song and told limpeh must be you forget to off the lights thats why cannot start. Fug you lar..limpeh's car light will off when limpeh off engine one lar so mala wu call leng forget to off lights. Will you forget to tng kor when you go pang sai? Automatic one mah...Anyway sua, since you came to limpeh's aid, limpeh will not 一般见识 with you. Turned out my battery sot and sot the whole system. Changed the batt and everything's back to normal woohoo!! Its already 1am when all the problems are fixed...finally can go home sleep...but to limpeh's horrid...limpeh saw this!!



Knn...mala got cat like that sleep one?



And this?!?! Bloody hell...you two are siblings so how can try to 69?!?!?




This is just a random pic limpeh took when limpeh was caught waiting at the cargo area because rain was pouring down. Limpeh saw this van there and the driver was having coffee at the nearby coffeeshop. Ya right, rain or shine lumpa. Rain or shine you will also take your time more like it.



And this is limpeh's favourite site.. SGROC, Singapore Relax One Corner site. Always relax one corner and never pay money till the site always tio suspended. Cheebye...


And that marks the end of this entry. So tell limpeh, what is the moral of this entry? When marketing say their condo location is good because near MRT stations, they actually mean that their carparks are fugging small so those who drive cars can either change to ride motorcycles or forget about buying our condo cos you will definitely regret it you fuggers!!!