carrotpie is my buddy's chick and she often refer him as my 'dear'. We were discussing about KTV and this was how the conversation went...

[21:06] anyone> fri we go daytime one
[21:06] anyone> swee
[21:06] anyone> but we go which one?
[21:06] anyone> suntec ar?
[21:07] carrotpie> can....who else going?
[21:07] anyone> dunno leh
[21:07] carrotpie> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[21:07] carrotpie> i thot francis going?
[21:07] anyone> who else take leave one?
[21:07] anyone> he zoon one boh
[21:07] carrotpie> francis n cloris
[21:07] anyone> must confirm
[21:08] anyone> is my dear going too?
[21:08] carrotpie> which one?
[21:08] carrotpie> male or female one?
[21:08] anyone> no such thing as male dear
[21:09] anyone> becos "doh a dear a female dear, ray a drop of golden sun.."
[21:09] anyone> so dears are all female one
[21:09] carrotpie> hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Here's another post to show how I irritate people when I'm bored...

[20:39] miaka> hi anyone coffee in town?
[20:40] anyone> sure
[20:40] miaka> i now in orchard
[20:40] miaka> call me 6100xxxx
[20:40] anyone> ok
[20:41] miaka> u drive?
[20:41] anyone> ya
[20:41] miaka> wht u drive?
[20:41] anyone> my mom
[20:41] anyone> i drive her up the wall at times
[20:43] miaka> what time to meet la
[20:44] anyone> meet where?
[20:44] miaka> u drink coffee or beer
[20:44] anyone> i drink coffee
[20:45] miaka> any time
[20:45] anyone> do wat?
[20:47] miaka> call me la
[20:47] anyone> ok
[20:47] anyone> i call u
[20:47] anyone> number please
[20:47] miaka> 6100xxxx
[20:47] anyone> ok..who do i ask fer?
[20:48] miaka> miaka will do
[20:48] anyone> ok
[20:49] miaka> coffee anyone serious?
[20:49] anyone> i am serious
[20:49] anyone> ok
[20:49] anyone> coffee at where?
[20:50] miaka> arab st or bean cafe at selegie
[20:50] anyone> ok
[20:50] anyone> wat time?
[20:50] miaka> 30-45min
[20:50] anyone> but do wat?
[20:50] miaka> can?
[20:51] anyone> can
[20:51] anyone> but u have to tell me do wat first
[20:53] miaka> drink coffee at arab st or bean cafe at selegie
[20:53] anyone> ok miaka
[20:53] anyone> wat time miaka
[20:53] miaka> 2130
[20:56] anyone> so how miaka..go where?
[20:57] miaka> arab st lor
[20:57] miaka> u not serious ma
[20:58] anyone> ok we go arab street
[20:58] anyone> do wat?
[20:59] miaka> chat
[20:59] anyone> chat must go till arab street?
-period-
[21:21] miaka> anyone to chat or meet?
[21:21] anyone> hi miaka
[21:21] anyone> i can meet
[21:21] miaka> u not serious la
[21:21] anyone> where u wanna meet
[21:21] anyone> i am dead serious
[21:21] miaka> u always tease pple
[21:22] anyone> hey i never seen u around before
[21:22] anyone> is this ur first time here miaka?
[21:22] miaka> yes
[21:22] miaka> y?
[21:22] miaka> no second
[21:22] anyone> then how the fug u know i ALWAYS tease pple
[21:22] anyone> u only here twice
[21:25] anyone> please tell me meet where miaka
[21:25] miaka> call me
[21:25] anyone> ok miaka
[21:25] miaka> then we fix it
[21:25] anyone> wat number?
[21:25] anyone> sure miaka
[21:25] anyone> number please
[21:26] miaka> 6100xxxx
[21:26] miaka> i aready left twice my no.
[21:26] anyone> did u?
[21:26] anyone> ok miaka
[21:26] miaka> yes pal
[21:26] anyone> who do i ask fer?
[21:27] miaka> miaka la
[21:30] anyone> ok
[21:30] anyone> gimme ur numbers then miaka
[21:31] miaka> 6100xxxx
[21:31] miaka> u waste time la
[21:32] anyone> no i am not miaka
[21:32] anyone> i am serious
[21:33] anyone> so can u please tell me your name miaka?
[21:33] anyone> so i know i wont call the wrong person?
[21:34] miaka> ben
[21:34] anyone> ok ben
[21:34] anyone> call u for wat?
[21:35] miaka> if u want just call.... bye
[21:35] ^MaLO^> miaka angry?
[21:35] miaka> yes super!!!!!
[21:35] anyone> ok miaka
[21:35] ^MaLO^> why so?
[21:36] miaka> i got to go by 10pm
[21:36] ^MaLO^> so you meeting anyone?
[21:36] miaka> want to join
[21:37] anyone> ya
[21:37] anyone> i am meeting him
[21:37] anyone> but he has to tell me where
[21:37] ^MaLO^> yalor...tell lah
[21:37] miaka> bean cafe
[21:41] anyone> where is bean cafe?
[21:41] miaka> selegie
[21:41] anyone> go there do wat?
[21:41] miaka> fuck you anyone u r wasting my time
[21:41] anyone> ok where u want?
[21:42] *** Quits: miaka (Quit (waste my fucking time))

Hope you think its funny becos I wanna stop writing about depressing/angry/nostalgic/annoying stuffs hurhur...