Yo! Limpeh is feeling bored now and limpeh don't feel like translating any god damn motherfucking rubber text that talks not only about different fucking types of rubber and their relafuckingtive product, it talk about some motherfucking trading terms that only the china fucking people understand. Let limpeh show you an example of what I've been trying to translate..."在库存水平极低的背景下，投机力量控制了供应，对轮胎厂实行逼空导致胶价高企。"...limpeh seriously dunno 逼空 is simi 懒叫 lor, you know or not? 蓝怕 you know what or not? You know? Good lor...so you know 蓝怕 lor...


And not only that, limpeh feel like bitching about some motherfucking asshole who appeared on TV tonight. Who is it? Too bad limpeh don't have his picture on limpeh's pc if not limpeh sure paste it all over limpeh's blog to 臭干 that fellar.


Limpeh's buddy, jiaos, was so excited(limpeh don't blame him for getting all excited cos he've never see big snake urine before) about seeing this fucker on TV that he called limpeh immediately upon seeing that fucked up face on TV. What is his name? His name is simi simi HAN(is this fontsize big enough? Dunno can bigger or not...) This fellar is really damn cheebye fucked up I tell you...you know what he's well known of? He's well-known for forgetting to bring his wallet out and take people's cigarette and offer others to have one!!!


He used to hang out with us alot in the past(I emphasize HE HUNG OUT WITH US, and not WE HUNG OUT WITH HIM), following us wherever we go. The reason why he love to tag along with us because he'd dupe us into footing most of his bills. Can you believe someone, at the age of 23, can forget to bring his wallet out all the time?



simi simi han: Eh...can pay for the cabfare first? I forgot to bring my wallet out... (wat? never bring wallet out? underwear got forget to wear or not? or pangsai leow got forget to chit kar chng or not?)


simi simi han: Eh...you all go ahead and order your food...I'm not eating...I forget to bring my wallet out. (end up he here jiak abit and there jiak abit then he win leow lor~ dinner money seng for another day again lor~ and you thought this kinda lanjiao lang only inside TV have...)


simi simi han: Lai lai...sio sio... Who's cigarrette? Dunno..but who cares! Just take and sio lar... (Cannot leave gf or wife with him next time else he'll ask anybody who walked past to take and loot..)


simi simi han: Got $200 lend me bo? I'll return you on my next payday... (you've guessed it!! He's a volunteer from "No-need-to-spell-it-out-you-also Know-where-he-is From" so dont have salary one. No take salary go where find payday to return you $200?)



Heng after kanna 2-3 times we know his 懒叫 pattern leow so whenever we're going somewhere we'd leave him out. So now you know why limpeh use damn cheebye fucked up on him? The most cheebye fucked up thing about him is....THIS PUBOR KIA STAY BUNGALOW ONE OK!!! No wonder people say the rich get richer...now you also know how to get rich leow hor? BUT YOU BETTER NOT COME AND CHOOT YOUR 懒叫 PATTERN WITH LIMPEH OK LIMPEH WARN YOU FIRST!!