14 March 2006

First, it was Singapore Idol then 绝对 Superstar then 校园 Superstar then 超级主持人 then 明星偶像 then 绝对 Superband then now its 青苹果 Superstar. What will be next? 你老母卡好 Superstar? Fuck lar...its damn lame can?


These people are damn good at imitating others. Fucking cheebye...one look and you'll know which show they are imitating...but why this?


Because it is sibei ho tan!! Of cos ho tan..just look at those stupid cheebyes calling in to support their so call cheebye Superstars. I don't know how much one call cost but it is definitely more ex than me calling and asking Thaksin how is Thailand doing.


Imagine the money they made these days with all those dial-your-cheebye-idols-numbers-to-show-your-support-so-that-they-can-cut-one-album-and-then-call-it-a-day-and-go-back-to-their-fucking-warehouse-and-continue-to-be-cargohang(or better known as warehouse assistant)-or-help-their-mother-to-con-auntie's-money.


So what is next after becoming an idol? Nothing lor...maybe cut one or two album, shoot one or two stupid tcs dramas, star in one or two Mcdonald's tv ads, fuck one or two girls with angkong all over her and that's about it. Wanna be like Kelly Clarkson? Wanna be like Clay Aiken? Wait long long ok...you can't even be like William Hung. People got that kinda market in States, you have or not? So what is the rationale behind this competition?


Its for the organiser to make money lar...you think they make big money by selling those pathetic CDs they produced? Newspaper said Mister "Daredevil" sold 30 thousand debut copies. God knows where they got that figure from and God knows how many copies were bought by Mister "Daredevil" himself.


And I read on today's newspaper that no one wants to sponsor Mister "Daredevil's" concert and the organisers said that its pathetic that locals don't support locals. Locals of cos support locals...but they only support 1 local and he is none other than Mister Yusoff Bin Ishak. Of cos no one wants to sponsor lar...who the fuck wanna 过不去 with $$$$$$$$?? People also know its a waste money being the sponsors thats why no one wants to sponsor. What seems to be the problem here? The problem here is YOU GOT NO MARKET LAR...wanna make it big you have to try your luck elsewhere like Taiwan or Hongkong.


But you think whole street filled with Stefanie Sun or Lin Jun Jie? Of cos not!! So chances of making it big is 微乎其微 (or better known as 慢慢等)but these cheebyes are just so stupid to think they have the qualities and X-factors to be the next Stefanie Sun. Anyway, you really think those judges know what the fuck is singing talent?


One is a Lao Goh with some stupid radio station and her closest singing encounter is singing the National Anthem during assembly in her secondary school. So tell me, do you think she knows how to judge if someone has singing capability?


Another one is a morpeng fatass from a failure band call 梦肥床 or something like that. If he's that good then he should be cutting albums as of today and not act in some stupid soap opera that featured him selling fishballs. Look at Aerosmith. THAT IS CALL GOOD!! Look at U2. THAT IS CALL GOOD!! At least 梁文福 and his 新谣 bunch achieved something. They started our own brand of singing style. They started a revolution!


Wake up dey, all you stupid motherfuckers. They produce this kinda dumb fuck programs just to con you and your stupid kid's money. So can anyone tell me, what is the moral of this entry?


TO BE SUCCESSFUL HERE, YOU HAVE TO FEED YOUR ETHICS TO THE DOGS AND CON THE FUCK OUT OF THE DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES, COS THERE ARE REALLY ALOT OF DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE WHO ARE SO GENEROUS.

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