"Tis the seasons to be jolly~~ fwah la la la la la la la la la~~".... Or izzit "Tis the seasons to be mellow puiz puiz puiz puiz puiz puiz"? "How to enjoy a holiday when u're on a wheelchair?" is the thing i would like to touch on today. Lets see...iIve been thru a few holidays on wheelchair already but none is comparable to this coming one. Ya..its Christmas alritey~~ The time to give and share~~ How to give and share when u're on a wheelchair damnit~~!!!! Ok ok..u can give and share on a wheelchair but u certainly cant enjoy the holiday on one. No way man~~ Its the squeezing around that fun man! You get to rub breasts, shoulders, arms, etc etc...with the gals of cos...but u cant do that when u're on a wheelchair~~ You simply cant man! So there...all u can do is sit there and see other pple rub, then u get so excited about everything and hope that u can wank down there right away and jerk off in fashion~~ Well well....would most certainly avoid crowded places like i've always do when on this piece of junk. So no rubbing against tits and such...wat can u do next? Same old shit lor wat else.....go coffeeshop lim kopi and smoke the nite away...nothing special about Xmas except its squeezing, squeezing and more squeezing, like wat i did for the past few yrs. In yr 1998 i was squeezing in Madamwong. In yr 1999 i didnt squeeze in any place, was at a friend's house playing mahjong. In yr 2000 i was squeezing in the middle of Orchard Road, with banglas! In yr 2001, i was squeezing in Orchard Road again...except that its in my shop selling drinks to those foolish pple. We open till 3am tat nite. Anyway yr 2002 i dont think i'll be squeezing again....would most likely will be in a friend's place playing Santa Claus. "Why Santa Claus?" some might have asked. Well, who would be a much better Santa than me right? I'm fat, my cheeks are swollen, i 'ho ho ho' like granpa, all i could do is to sit around and play with the kids. There couldnt be a much better choice than me...ho ho ho~~ I've never played Santa in all mah life...i hope i wont make a bad one this coming Xmas...ho ho ho~~ Ok...i'm practising already...wat the fish.....so who's getting the presents? Not me right? How the hell am i gonna do mah Christmas shopping? Dont be crazy...no way i'm going to the malls..it'd be impossible to move! Singaporeans dont have a heart for the handicap..they never ever give way to one...now tok about give and share...puiz!