This is a joke my friend sent me via email. Some of u might have already seen this one and it might sound like one of our lame Singapore joke. I wont be surprised if someone told me that singapore joke is copy from this one. Anyway this is how it goes....or something like this...

This radio station in the puangtong island was having this word competition,"Come up with a word that cannot be found in the dictionary and form a sentence with it. The best sentence formed stands a chance to win a grand prize to batam island fer 5 days 4 nights". And so, the DJ recieve his first call of the day....

DJ: Hi there...who am i speaking with?
Caller: Joe, this is Joe.
DJ: Ok Joe, wat would ur word be?
Caller: My word would be Goan. Pronounce as Go-An.
DJ: Ok, Goan is not a word found in the dictionary. Tell us ur sentence.
Caller: Ok. I've been wanting to tell u this for a long time punk, Goan fuck urself!!!

DJ was shocked fer a moment, and quickly interuppt the show with a commercial. After a while, the show was resumed and the DJ claims to be having some kinda technical problem and apologised to his audience. He then go on and pick up another call for the word game competition,

DJ: Hello, who am i speaking with?
Caller: This is Kerpal..
DJ: Ok kerpal, wat would ur word be?
Caller: Smee...
DJ: Ok smee is not a word found in the dictionary. So wat would ur sentence be?
Caller: Smee again u punk! Goan fuck urself hahahahahaha!!!!!

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