You and me baby aint nothing but rodents so lets do it like they do on Animal Planet~!
I beg my this 2 friends (Andy and his wife Lina) to help me get a pair of dwarf hamsters so that i can score points with ah may. Nate came along with the two mongolians(the hammies) and yes! We had Pokka Peach with Aloe Vera and this drink rocks! Coming back with the two mongolians...wonder why i call them mongolians? Becos they belongs to a breed known as Roborovski.I think i will name one as Gengis and the other as Kublai though it doesnt make sense but these are the only two mongolian names i know. Try taking it with the camera Jo lend me but the effects are not exactly wat i wanted so i got mah brother to lend me his precious S45. I took a short clip of those two playing the wheel but i cant show it to yall here...if you know the ways to get me and wanna take a look at it u can always msg me....anyway here are the pics....

No fancy theme or wat...just a day with 3 friends of mine...

I'm so freaking bored tat i decided to play around with that eh-eh cam again. This time i'll show you my mom's most beloved son. Not me nor my brothers its HIM!!!!



Freaking fishie fishie.....Anyway its such a boring afternoon that i set out to snap a few more pics with the things around my place. Since i cant view the pics right after i snap but only till i downloaded it into my comp, i only choose 5 out of 27 presentable enuff to show u peeps. There they are....

1. Mary had a little lamb.

P.S: No offence Sharon....i like the lamb hehe...

2. Cartman from Southpark.


3. Kyle from Southpark too.


4. Car from motion picture "The Fast and Furious".


Thats all for the moment folks...more to come in near future hehe....

Ever wonder why pple ask you to comment their work when they cant accept comments in the first place? Maybe it sounds like criticism to them? Maybe they are so proud of their work and they think its perfect already? Then why ask fer comments in the first place, right? Fucking dimwits who cannot make up their fucking minds. People, remember, next time when you wanna ask someone for his/her comments, just fucking listen and keep your opinions to urself. You are suppose to listen to wat they gotta say and not start a fucking debate on your work. Ok, you can tell them why you did this did that for but please refrain from giving silly dumbshit reason like the following...

Dumbshit: Hey, check out my website and gimme some comments leh...

Me: Ok...will do

(Went to the URL and realise the fonts are too small for normal reading. Gotta strain eyes till they almost pop out before you can read one sentence.)

Me: Erm...I think your fonts are way too small. I gotta strain my eyes to read it and i dont enjoy it abit.

Dumbshit: Small good mah....small save space hehehehe....

Me: Save space so that you can put more pictures of you looking like a moron/nitwit/dimwit/twats/nincompoop/dweeb in there? (Not in a joking mood obviously)

Dumbshit: Hey, whats your problem?

Me: My problem is the size of your dumbass fonts in your fucking dolt site is hurting my eyes.

Dumbshit: Then dont see lah!

Me: You asked me to see now you ask me to fucking dont see. Wats your problem? Make up your fucking mind before you speak from your anus. Now take your dumbshit site and get the fuck outta mah face you DUNCE!!!


Some pple just dont deserve to be treated like another fellow being.

Man this is such a lazy day. The fucking sky is cloudy since 11am this moring. And it fucking irritates the hell outta me when it seems like its going to rain but it didnt. Why? Becos i couldnt go out due to "its going to rain" and yet it didnt. Its like when i am given a chance to out but was made to stay at home becos of some invalid reason. Fuck type isnt it? Cant they just make up their fucking mind to rain or not? Dohz...and fuck the weather forecast station. They better throw away their watsoever measuring tools and go sell kacang puteh instead. Say rain and its sunny everywhere. Say sunny and it raining fucking dinosaurs. Wat kinda fuck forecast is this? Close down lar fuck...forecast my ass man.

Now i'm stuck at home and fags are running critically low. No one's coming to my place and the supply line seems to be paralysed. So i gotta conserve some of the fags i've left to deal with the long long months ahead. And consulate proove to be too strong fer me. I think i'll just stick with menthol lights for the time being till i'm sick of fagging. Actually everytime after the 5-6 sticks i puffed i dont feel like puffing anymore. Its just an urge rather than an addiction. Once i curb the urge i wont feel like puffing for the next 10-14 hrs.....and it becoming a habit to fag every morning when i'm left alone at home. But once this supply ends its back to puffing used calenders. But nonetheless i'm still a rocker! If u call those malays that sit under the void deck and play guitar as mat rockers, then us, being the chinese that sit beside the waterfront and jam none stop gotta be the chinks rockers!

Ever wonder how it feels to be a chink rocker? Try doing this...

1. Hold a fag in ur hand like this...



2. Change your guitar strings to D'Addario's Phosphor bronze strings



3. Ignore the whinning chick.


But who is odie?


4. Get some pedicure done.



5. Smoke some pot. (Optional)



6.Know some really kewl handsigns + an ET pinky.



OR




7. Say some really kewl shit!



8. Throw away unwanted things. (Irritating gals included)



9. Show some act cute faces.



10. Say silly things to gal.



11. Have a special someone making nice nice hearts for u...heeheehee



12. Last but not least, have conehead brother walking around the house half naked.



Well, if u can do all the above mentioned, u'll most likely be the next chink rocker to watch. The above demostration is brought to u by Chink Rocker Akada, pictures courtesy of Jo's eh-eh F.O.C che-ez! cam sponsor by eh-eh Enterprise. Watch out for the next edition of "I cannot tahan the pics, man" on a later date. Lets all go play with our cool cool friend, mister cool cool bird or cool cool jiao or simply, lanjiao. Bye my friend....

End notes: Chink --- Pronunciation Key (chingk)
n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for person of Chinese birth or descent.

Jo lend me the Che-Ez! she won in some kinda lucky draw and i cant believe i'm having so much fun playing with it hahahaha....I was basically snapping everything i can see around the house tat i think are essential for me to stay at home. Got plenty more to take but time seems to run out darn fast when u're enjoying urself....so i guess i will do Essential Tools Part 2 another day.....here are the essential tools series part 1....hehehe...

The guitar i bought after selling my Epiphone Les Paul Custom.









My Beloved 6610 with a bearbrick courtesy of Miss LeeWee the Ji Blythe girl hehehe....



My transportation for the past 14 mths. I spend 11 mths to get my class 2B licence and i only spend 4 mths on my WR200. Miraculously i was allow to sit on this without the need of getting a licence but i get to spend with it longer than my beloved bike. Strange isnt it?



Thought i seldom watch TV during daytime but no doubt its an essential tool to drive the boredom away at times. Ask my mom, she'll agree totally with both her legs up. Dunno wat drama was that but thats the channel she watch all the time. I sorta edit the face but it look pretty sucky hehe...



Without this i dont think i'll be able to fall asleep at nite man. The fucking weather's so fucking strange nowadays. It actually felt warmer after it rained. Ridiculous rite? But nonetheless i'm so used to sleeping with it i think i'd die without it....hehehe...so the weather's just an excuse hahahahha....



Thats all for the moment kids....will be back with more....and darn u Jo...now i'm seriously considering getting a digital cam again....damn...its always the case...too many things to get with too little available budgets....

Wow!!!! Its May already.....so wat have you accomplished? Nothing? Good! Thats wat everybody else is doing! Nobody accomplishes anything in this chaotic era. The war over at Iraq has ended. Saddam's knocked over by his own pple. I mentioned this before? Did i? Ok, its been awhile since i blogged. My brother has sold his V3 and got himself a S45 at $800. Conehead's(my brother) loaded i must say. I'm still wondering if i should call TTSH for my review follow-up. They called me the other day telling me my review's been postponed and asked me to call them back in 2 weeks time. Its been 3 weeks and still i'm still pondering over it. Wat if they ask me to go now? TTSH leh my friend....i dont wanna risk getting SARS by going there. But how's mah bone doing? No fucking idea. So its a struggle within. On one hand i wanna know how am i doing, on the other i'm afraid of going there..hahaha...wat an contradictory. Fuck...life is all about contradictory. A friend msg me in icq last nite and got screwed by me...well, not really screwed but i guess i was quite harsh. I see her online all the time but she didnt msg me or anything till last nite. Here's how the conversation go...

zzz: *giggle giggglee* ho bo ?!?! ltnc liao
me: ya ya.......still the same....wat wind blowing today? how come suddenly msg me?
zzz: northeast wind lor ..how's ur leg ??
me: still the same....hmm....northeast wind..tot this time only got southern wind...got northeast aR?
zzz: got !! i create one mah! hehehee...still cant move ??
me: can move but cant walk yet
zzz: then how come so long still cant walk walk ?!?!
me: bone havent joined up
zzz: terok leh ..is it cant walk walk .. or u didnt wish to walk again ?? :<
me: hmmm...where got pple dont wish to walk? (i am trying to suppress my disgust.)
zzz: why leh ?!?! *look up at anyone*
zzz: how i know ?!?! maybe u got some pretty girl lookin after u leh ?? *giggle giggglee*
me: ......(trying real hard not to get pissed off.)
zzz: then what do u do everyday at hm ??
me: nothing lor...play irc icq surf pak game
zzz: not sianz meh ??
me: sianz
zzz: i everyday stay home do nothin also sianz .. :< that's why i can imagine u much much more sianz lor ..got find things to do ?
me: just mentioned the things i find to do lor hehe....(trying to pretend i'm ok.)
zzz: chat chat will get bore also ..
me: ya then wat u expect me to do? (patience running out.)
zzz: *shrug shrug* fasterly learn to walk walk !! *giggle gigglee*
me: well, there are some things in life that u want badly but u cant achieved it my friend...(getting kinda heated up leow.)
zzz: okiee lah .. dun further bore bore u liao ..i leave u alone .. :x
zzz: i think i make u frustrated liao ..sorry .. *turn around and walk walk away*
me: u tok like everybody else u know that? everyone thinks i wanna be like this till now..ridiculous rite? i want this meh? dohz! (enemy retreat i advance hahaha...)
zzz: sorry ..
me: nevermind...its ok...u dont have to apologise...i forget u r just like everyone else who just appeart all of a sudden and expect me to be jumping around already (volcano eruption.)
zzz: dun like that say say leh .. i guess we're just bein concern ..
zzz: like that also gd gd mah .. self-quarantine .. no scare kena sars hor ?? :P
me: concern dont come this way....concern is an on-going affair...u dont just be concern all of a sudden...this all of a sudden concern seems more like a formality to me...a heading in a conversation...examples are like jiak ba bey, ho seh boh kinda thing.....and to be frank with u, this sars joke aint funny at all....(cant take it anymore.)
zzz: *look down with guilt*
me: its ok la...guess u r just another person molded by ur predecessors....sorry but i dont really enjoy this conversation...guess i'll seeya another time...ciaos

Ok i guess i am just frustrated by all these hypocrites or false concern or watever u call it. Its been bugging me fer almost a yr these so call formalities. So sick of it...And i dont understand why pple choose to walk into traps and give themselves all kinds of silly excuses like its better this way, i'm like that, becos if its like that i'll have no expectations, i know wat i am doing, i dont fall in love easily so i'm not afraid. U think u know urself well enuff? Think again. U think its better this way? Think again. U think u know wat u're doing? Think it this way, "You know wat u are doing but u dunno why u are doing it". All this dont happen just out of a sudden. U made it happen by nourishing it from the way u handle it. U dont understand why u r always getting junks becos u r acting like a rubbish truck, and rubbish truck gathers junks. Junks dont drop by when its unwanted, when u make them feel unwanted. Man..this has nothing to do with me but why am i so pissed over it. I'm just baffled by ur claims of "u know wat u r doing and yet dunno why u are doing it" gestures. I tot u should've know how all those things happened in the past actually happened but no, u r showing me u dun realise how the fuck it happened. And u've been telling me yes u know, no u dont and then yes u know again and again and again. Things dont just happen my dear friend. Bush fire dont just run wild for nothing. Volcano dont just erupt cos they feel like it. Earthquakes dont just struck any places they want. Tsunamis dont hit every bay now and then. Einstein said, for every action, there's an equal but opposite reaction. A body at rest will always remain at rest unless an external force acts on it. Simple physics law can explain how life really works, or maybe u just want it to work that way. NOTE : YOU WANT IT TO WORK THAT WAY. I rest my case. Sucky weather these days....glaring sun a moment, sunken sky another. Looks like its going to pour soon....perhaps i should catch a nap or something...its kinda boring to be online 24/7.....sleeping is a drag too, man....