Man this is such a lazy day. The fucking sky is cloudy since 11am this moring. And it fucking irritates the hell outta me when it seems like its going to rain but it didnt. Why? Becos i couldnt go out due to "its going to rain" and yet it didnt. Its like when i am given a chance to out but was made to stay at home becos of some invalid reason. Fuck type isnt it? Cant they just make up their fucking mind to rain or not? Dohz...and fuck the weather forecast station. They better throw away their watsoever measuring tools and go sell kacang puteh instead. Say rain and its sunny everywhere. Say sunny and it raining fucking dinosaurs. Wat kinda fuck forecast is this? Close down lar fuck...forecast my ass man.

Now i'm stuck at home and fags are running critically low. No one's coming to my place and the supply line seems to be paralysed. So i gotta conserve some of the fags i've left to deal with the long long months ahead. And consulate proove to be too strong fer me. I think i'll just stick with menthol lights for the time being till i'm sick of fagging. Actually everytime after the 5-6 sticks i puffed i dont feel like puffing anymore. Its just an urge rather than an addiction. Once i curb the urge i wont feel like puffing for the next 10-14 hrs.....and it becoming a habit to fag every morning when i'm left alone at home. But once this supply ends its back to puffing used calenders. But nonetheless i'm still a rocker! If u call those malays that sit under the void deck and play guitar as mat rockers, then us, being the chinese that sit beside the waterfront and jam none stop gotta be the chinks rockers!

Ever wonder how it feels to be a chink rocker? Try doing this...

1. Hold a fag in ur hand like this...



2. Change your guitar strings to D'Addario's Phosphor bronze strings



3. Ignore the whinning chick.


But who is odie?


4. Get some pedicure done.



5. Smoke some pot. (Optional)



6.Know some really kewl handsigns + an ET pinky.



OR




7. Say some really kewl shit!



8. Throw away unwanted things. (Irritating gals included)



9. Show some act cute faces.



10. Say silly things to gal.



11. Have a special someone making nice nice hearts for u...heeheehee



12. Last but not least, have conehead brother walking around the house half naked.



Well, if u can do all the above mentioned, u'll most likely be the next chink rocker to watch. The above demostration is brought to u by Chink Rocker Akada, pictures courtesy of Jo's eh-eh F.O.C che-ez! cam sponsor by eh-eh Enterprise. Watch out for the next edition of "I cannot tahan the pics, man" on a later date. Lets all go play with our cool cool friend, mister cool cool bird or cool cool jiao or simply, lanjiao. Bye my friend....

End notes: Chink --- Pronunciation Key (chingk)
n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for person of Chinese birth or descent.