I went downstairs just now to wish the mat rocks Selemat Hari Raya and they gimme this strange look on the face. Hmm...cant someone they dunno give em well wishes? Singaporeans are so freaking cold. Anyway its a boring holiday...so boring that I have to go down and wish the mat rocks....Hey dude! Wheres my car?!?!

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And I cut my finger without knowing when I got that cut. Its only just now then I realise I've got this kinda deep cut on my finger. Not really those bloody type...only one slash, one red line across and it kinda itch. Wonder when I got that. Anyway fridays and saturdays are back into the good old fucking boring ways. Wait. I've said this before? I did? Ok...thats how boring it is. Its so boring that you have to keep on reminding yourself how boring it is just to make the day pass. I rest my case. Fucked up....to da max...

One of the more funny show I've watched fer the past year. Didnt really catch alot of movie until just recently when ah goo introed me tat magnificent empty cinema in balestier hahahahha....cant recall what was the first movie i watched there but i think its Pirates of The Carribean....shiok...that cinema is convenient fer me and the best part is its fucking empty. Caught this movie at jiao's place and it was one of the movie that make me laugh till out of breath. Trust me, not many movies can do that to me...and wat movie was that? Its.....



Have you watch this already? Go rent a vcd if you havent....its really hilarious...especially when that newscaster blabber nonsense hahhahaahaha....fucking funny can!

[13:26] bsdi386> yrtsimek, how about a massive SANS runs on Firewire?
[13:28] yrtsimek> wtf..
[13:28] yrtsimek> pls edy
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[13:28] yrtsimek> i not so pro
[13:28] yrtsimek> i dont mind if u can impart some of ur knowledge to me
[13:29] yrtsimek> but dont throw like that at me lah
[13:29] yrtsimek> ....
[13:29] anyone> ya, dont be so hard on him
[13:29] anyone> he's just a little lamb for now
[13:29] bsdi386> yrtsimek, I have been thinking to build a SANS using Firewire
[13:29] anyone> someday he's gonna turn into....well...a bigger lamb
[13:29] yrtsimek> wtf..wat lamb?
[13:29] anyone> lamb....u know? those that go "meh....meh...."
[13:29] yrtsimek> i thought those are goats? lamb dont go meh meh...
[13:30] anyone> oh izzit? then they must be going "woof.....woof..."
[13:30] yrtsimek> those are dogs lar...
[13:30] anyone> those are lambs having an identity crisis...
[13:31] yrtsimek> watever...

You can do all sorts of shit you want as long as you can handle the consequences its gonna bring and not affecting those around you. These are the exact words my brother told me after I met with the accident. Sure, nobody want the accident but I could have avoid it if I choose not to ride. I'm slowly accepting that its the cause that provide the results. Some people think no matter wat the cause is, the result will always stay the same. Whatever is gonna happen, will happen no matter what you do they think. No, this is not the case. Whatever you gonna do is gonna determine what the outcome will be. I'm a cause person. I believe what you get is because of what you do. So think twice when you wanna do something. You wont be so lucky all the time to get out of the sticky situation. Some people learn their lesson after getting slap on the face a couple of times. Some people will never learn because they refuse to accept the fact. One reason could be they think they havent try hard enough. The effort put in is only half fucked. Dreams unfulfilled. Whatever it is, if you think you've done trying, move on kid. Get on with life, life is bigger than you think......That is, if you still know how to think.

Fuck I just cant be bothered with the grammar, spelling and construction mistakes anymore since I'm always typing blog when I'm seeing double images. To hell with those fucking mistakes....i couldnt care less...

You know wat? I suppose to go out with someone fer dinner in the evening but iend up he overslept till 10+. Then I was so fucking bored i decided to go out all by mahself. Then i walk fucking far to get a cab to maybe go bedok find ah yap. Then when i was finally to flag for cab i realise i didnt bring my wallet out. Fuck siah!! Then i walk a fucking long way back home again....wat an exciting saturday night man!!! Was perspiring like hell that i need to bathe again...and now I am back facing the fucking computer. Wat have i done to deserve this man~ I tot tee gong tia gong lang?!?!?! Ok...maybe i'm not so gong after all....wat the fuck..

I'm lame...so wat? Bite me lar fuckers....

[18:42] arnigu> wheres wyn
[18:42] arnigu> hows her back
[18:43] anyone> her back still above her butt i think
[18:43] arnigu> hhaiz
[18:43] anyone> dont think its moving towards the front
[18:43] anyone> else it gonna be pretty weird to have tits and butt on the same side
[18:43] arnigu> walau
[18:43] arnigu> her back ache i mean
[18:43] anyone> hahaahahahhhahahhahhahahahahahhaha

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Its a fine day people open window they leave the houses just for a short while...Its gonna be a fine night tonight, its going to be a fine day tomorrow. How fine can it get? The sky is fucking dark and there's no sign its gonna be fine tonight. Its going to be another boring Saturday night with no EPL to watch. Suppose to meet up a friend to have a chat over some non-important stuffs over food and liquor at some place but from the way the sky's potraiting itself, today is not a good day to stay outdoor. Joe came for awhile and we had a great time eating char bee hoon at the void deck. Played a few familiar tunes and off he go before it starts pouring dinosaurs.

So watcha gonna do again on a boring Saturday? I guess I'll try wasting the day away with some Gran Turismo 3 and perhaps some vcd my dad bought. God did a rollback with my life and days are back in old fashion boring ways.

I just completed another 4 hours of mahjong again can you believe it? Fuck...and I'm so tired after just 4 hours stacking and bringing down the tiles. Been on a losing streak till last sunday. Today win money again and I'm the sole winner hahahahha....mm see song meh~ But its a fucking tiring game...and bad fer health as well cos you just keep puffing and puffing and puffing. But its pretty fun to play among friends that you can talk cock with provided the money involve is minimal cos its quite bad to win alot of money from your friends hehe....Win leow take the money go spend together is the best la hahahaha...Used to play mahjong during secondary school at one of my friend's place. Winner always treat makan those the stakes are pretty low. We would play 10-20 cents and the winnings seldom go above $50. We would all go down to the nearby coffeeshop for a feast of Zi Char and things like that. Those were the days man!!! No parapara no counterstrike no irc no icq no msn no mp3s dont even have computer no handphones no gameboy no pda no this no that all we have is mahjong and chor dai dee and soccer and go seaside catch crab + BBQ and sian xiao mei mei but I wasnt bold enough(or you can say no balls) to sian gals then hehehe....Life was really simple, really simple...

Tuesday! Alright man...something happening is drawing near and I can feel it!! Happening man happening hahahahahhaahhaha!!!!! But I'm still shack from that 14 hours of non stop mahjong after tat liverpool vs manure's game on sunday....and I'm hungry!!!! I go eat my breakfast before it turns to hightea hehehehehe...

One more funny post that involve one of my friend hehehe...Ok, eh-eh is a guy who we all like to tease as being a gay cause he like to look at guys whenever he is. When they are clubbing at some pub, he would smile at guys at the counter bar and watch how the guys dance instead of the girls hahahahaha....ok these might be just myth about him but from the way I look, he's as man as anyone of you can be. Anyway here's how our conversation go....

[02:09] eh-eh> siao eh ~
[02:09] eh-eh> din tai fung ai mai ? ~
[02:10] anyone> wats din tai fung?
[02:10] eh-eh> dim sum ~
[02:10] anyone> when
[02:10] eh-eh> next week ~
[02:11] anyone> how much per head
[02:11] eh-eh> not ex ! ~
[02:11] eh-eh> not buffet ~
[02:11] anyone> oh
[02:11] anyone> but one long oso very ex
[02:11] eh-eh> xiao long bao ~
[02:11] anyone> one long $5-$6 bux~
[02:11] eh-eh> :)~
[02:11] anyone> xiao long bao i go bishan wu liao hahahahahhahaahhahahhahahahhaa
[02:11] eh-eh> :|
[02:12] anyone> next week next week then say
[02:12] anyone> we settle this sun the marriott's event first
[02:12] anyone> pool side dinner
[02:12] eh-eh> swee ~
[02:12] eh-eh> shall we put on swim suits ? ~
[02:12] eh-eh> doing breast stroke byt the pool ~
[02:12] anyone> swim suit is wat u wear..
[02:12] anyone> i wear swimming trunk
[02:13] anyone> u wear one piece or three pieces one?

Later I told Lawrence about this and this is wat he replied....

[02:16] [gluttOn]> hahaha
[02:16] [gluttOn]> he turning gay la deh
[02:16] anyone> ya hahahah
[02:16] [gluttOn]> once he forgot and he was actually descirbing himself as she
[02:16] anyone> hhahahaahahahahhaha
[02:16] anyone> like now la
[02:16] anyone> he tot he's wearing a swim suit lar dey!~~
[02:17] [gluttOn]> haha
[02:17] anyone> subconsciously he's thinking himself as annabel francis..

Enjoy guys!!! More to come~

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So watcha doing this Saturday man~ Let rumble wadaya say fuckers!

Cute boh? Ai buay mai?

Ok...another funny post. Lemme explain somethings first. Linus is the name of my friend and his dialect name is ah zoon. His dad calls him choon but his friends call him Linus most of the time. He's fucking skinny and sometimes I call him a dry piece of shit. His dad own a Econ Minimart and this is how the blooper went. I heard this from another friend so some part might not be true but wat the fuck...who cares?

LF= Linus's friend (a guy)
D= Linus's dad

One day, linus's friend decided to go to the minimart to look fer linus and this is how it went...

LF: Hello uncle, is Linus around?
D: Liners? Liners behind behind....
LF: ? Behind where?
D: Behind lor..
LF: But I dont see anybody..
D: You want liners right? Its there. You go behind see its all there.
LF: ??
D: All the panty liners is behind lar...you go see which brand you want.
LF: Panty LinerS?!?!? Uncle I looking for LINUS not LINERS. (Thinking Why would he wanna buy panty liners)
D: Oh...ah zoon ar? Ah zoon at home. Then you still want the panty liners?
LF: Er...its ok...i'll come again...thanks uncle.
D: Oh ok...

Ok now thats not really funny. Anyway after tat I said something regarding his dialect name...dont get offended k jiaos? Remember we can joke about almost anything and everything? Hehe..

D: ah zoon..you so san por then when the weather cold cold in Leicester you will zoon or not?
L: pa...wa swee lin san san jit kit goot....dan see...wa eh kang hoo kua bey choot!!
D: ah nee lu ho...ah nee lu ho...

Note: Zoon in hokkien means shivering. Sorry to those who doesnt know how to read hokkien hehe..

Ok la....not really funny but last nite when I was toking to Gina about this it is really funny man...heheheh...fucking boliao i know...but wat to do? Have to entertain mahself since no one wants to entertain me...

Ok I've made a fucking blunder in IRC just now. I've got a friend name Diana who uses the nick SaDaKo^ ocassionally and she's a perfectly fine gal, except for being abit aneroxic. Then I've got another friend who's name was Pearlyn who usually uses the nick as AbyssLaDy and she's deaf. Knew this Pearlyn the same time I got to know ah wee and according to wee, this Pearlyn tried to bed me last time after we went for a show together. She did invite me to her apartment after the show and me, being a conservative teochew boy who is strongly against pre marital sex, turned her down. Wee told me many many months after she stop contacting this Mother Earthly person. Me too, lost touch with her until recently, she started showing up in channels I am in as well but I dunno if she know I'm the person she tried to bed in the past. Ok so this is how the blunder go. I tot the SaDaKo^ in the channel was Diana and started talking to her. Little did I know I was walking towards the edge of a cliff...

[00:09] * SaDaKo^ haunts anyone who hurts her
[00:10] anyone> i never did hurt u SaDaKo^
[00:10] SaDaKo^> anyone: I dun mean u
[00:11] anyone> dont lie u fucking girl
[00:11] SaDaKo^> anyone: hMM u unhappy?
[00:11] anyone> oh no
[00:11] anyone> in fact i am pretty happy
[00:11] anyone> its just my usual line
[00:11] SaDaKo^> oh~~~~~
[00:12] anyone> taken from kerpal
[00:12] SaDaKo^> kerpal?
[00:12] anyone> ya kerpal
[00:12] SaDaKo^> who is kerpal?
[00:12] anyone> kerpal is a brilliant guy

I'm sending her the kerpal prank call mp3 at this moment..

[00:14] anyone> listen to it
[00:14] anyone> and u will know wat i meant by kerpal
[00:14] SaDaKo^> I m hearing impaired = (
[00:15] anyone> accept the bloody file you fucking piece of shit
[00:15] SaDaKo^> I said I AM HEARING IMPAIRED!! Understand my grammar or not???
[00:15] Bz^bz^Bz> SaDaKo^ Huh??
[00:16] anyone> but u're not fucking blind rite
[00:16] anyone> u dont need your fingers to accept the file
[00:16] anyone> i mean
[00:16] anyone> you dont need your fucking ears to click the fucking accept buttons
[00:16] SaDaKo^> anyone: I do not accept mp3, songs online cos I m hearing impaired!!!!
[00:17] SaDaKo^> wat the hell!!
[00:17] anyone> wat has accepting the files gotta do with being hearing impaired
[00:17] SaDaKo^> anyone: I SAY I M DEAF! UNDERSTAND OR NOT??
[00:17] anyone> wateverfuck
-> [msg(ns)] whois SaDaKo^

(I'm beginnging to suspect she's not diana and is pearlyn so i try to do a check. Ok, I was fucking right even before confirmation comes in...I'm doomed.)

[00:17] anyone> ok
[00:17] SaDaKo^> anyone: u tot I m lying abt my deafness ah????
[00:17] anyone> ok
[00:18] anyone> no i am
[00:18] anyone> not
[00:18] anyone> i mistaken u fer someone else
[00:18] anyone> hurhur
[00:18] anyone> i tot she kidding wiht me
[00:18] anyone> sorry la!
[00:18] *** SaDaKo^ is now known as ABySsLaDy

(I try to change the topic to get out of the mess...)

[00:18] nichiwa> calm down ABySsLaDy
[00:18] ABySsLaDy> wah kaoz~!~!!~~!
[00:18] anyone> jangan tension
[00:18] anyone> hurhur
[00:18] ABySsLaDy> U tot me who??
[00:18] anyone> i tot u diana
[00:18] ABySsLaDy> oh..
[00:18] anyone> diana aka an-aid aka sadako
[00:18] anyone> cheebye so many sadako around
[00:18] anyone> ok la i am sorry
[00:18] anyone> come
[00:18] ABySsLaDy> oic..
[00:18] ABySsLaDy> haiz
[00:18] anyone> lets kiss and make out

(I reckon I use the wrong way to get out of the mess so before she realised wat I've just said I faster conclude first.)

[00:19] * ABySsLaDy pengz
[00:19] anyone> ok mai sua
[00:19] anyone> u mai one
[00:19] anyone> dont say i never offer
[00:19] ABySsLaDy> errmm can speak english pls?
[00:19] anyone> make out make out
[00:19] anyone> u know
[00:19] anyone> having sex?
[00:20] ABySsLaDy> yeah
[00:20] anyone> ya
[00:20] ABySsLaDy> mai is wat?
[00:20] anyone> i offered and u turn me down
[00:20] Superman_> anyone making out with ABySsLaDy ~
[00:20] anyone> mai is dont want

(Hong ganz leow....she knew it was me afterall~ Anyway Superman_ was Lawrence, a friend of mine who know Pearlyn and Diana as well. So I whisper to him wat the hell was going on...)

[00:20] ABySsLaDy> oh.. anyone.. well can but not here.. LOLz
-> [not(Superman_)] eh i gan zoh she's diana...

(merzdrive was an extra obviously...)

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(Trying to fucking get out of the situation....)

[00:20] anyone> of cos not here la
[00:20] anyone> i ask u to make out and u turn me down
[00:20] anyone> nevermind
[00:20] anyone> its ok
[00:20] anyone> i will take this shame
[00:20] ABySsLaDy> LOLz...
[00:21] anyone> and fade away
[00:21] ABySsLaDy> anyone: make out whhere? hee

(Superman_ aka Lawrence started mocking me via notices which mean only both of us can see.)

[00:21] -Superman_- me too, haha
[00:21] -Superman_- i wanna start suan her liao, heng i zam brakes
-> [not(Superman_)] cheebye she say she deaf and i fuck her ahahahahhahahaha chow cheebye....
-> [not(Superman_)] this is one fucking blunder boy...

(Comfirmation comes in alittle bit late rite...fuck)

[00:22] -NS- ** SaDaKo^ (DevilAngel@ppp40.dyn108.pacific.net.sg) is registered as ABySsLaDy. (authenticated)

(Lawrence continue mocking and this time, aaaii is the extra one...)

[00:22] -Superman_- , yeah i saw, hehehe, but irony is she really is.... but she quite frenly
[00:22] * aaaii any ger can teach me how to play neopets ???

(She seems to be turn on by me! Holy fuck!! But its ok..I'll get mahself out no matter wat...)

[00:22] anyone> its ok u dont have to make me feel better by saying you wanna make out with me..
[00:22] * ABySsLaDy kisses anyone
[00:22] anyone> aww
[00:22] anyone> its ok ABySsLaDy
[00:22] Superman_> hehehe
[00:22] anyone> i am sorry abt just now
[00:22] anyone> i really tot u diana

(Ok I'm slowly getting out of this...)

[00:22] ABySsLaDy> I had to say it so hard!
[00:22] anyone> didnt mean to mock u
[00:23] anyone> ya ya
[00:23] anyone> sorry sorry
[00:23] ABySsLaDy> I even had to yell it out.. sobzzz..
[00:23] anyone> its hard when ns is lagging
[00:23] anyone> u noe

(Just when I tot I got mahself out of it...)

[00:23] ABySsLaDy> anyone: now then u know... kisses

(So I boh bian leow...must use this last stance leow...)

[00:23] anyone> i am gonna lodge complain to cservice
[00:23] anyone> tell them wat a fuck type job they are doing
[00:24] anyone> ok now fer some business
[00:24] * anyone is away, need to shit leow [log:OFF] [page:OFF] [email:anyone@singapore20plus.com] [ICQ:4067939]

I'm telling u guys....I've been to the valley of death and back man!!! By the way, against pre marital sex doesnt mean I wont do it so dont get the wrong picture.

Ok....fucking hell....i forget wat to write again...