Ok...another funny post. Lemme explain somethings first. Linus is the name of my friend and his dialect name is ah zoon. His dad calls him choon but his friends call him Linus most of the time. He's fucking skinny and sometimes I call him a dry piece of shit. His dad own a Econ Minimart and this is how the blooper went. I heard this from another friend so some part might not be true but wat the fuck...who cares?

LF= Linus's friend (a guy)
D= Linus's dad

One day, linus's friend decided to go to the minimart to look fer linus and this is how it went...

LF: Hello uncle, is Linus around?
D: Liners? Liners behind behind....
LF: ? Behind where?
D: Behind lor..
LF: But I dont see anybody..
D: You want liners right? Its there. You go behind see its all there.
LF: ??
D: All the panty liners is behind lar...you go see which brand you want.
LF: Panty LinerS?!?!? Uncle I looking for LINUS not LINERS. (Thinking Why would he wanna buy panty liners)
D: Oh...ah zoon ar? Ah zoon at home. Then you still want the panty liners?
LF: Er...its ok...i'll come again...thanks uncle.
D: Oh ok...

Ok now thats not really funny. Anyway after tat I said something regarding his dialect name...dont get offended k jiaos? Remember we can joke about almost anything and everything? Hehe..

D: ah zoon..you so san por then when the weather cold cold in Leicester you will zoon or not?
L: pa...wa swee lin san san jit kit goot....dan see...wa eh kang hoo kua bey choot!!
D: ah nee lu ho...ah nee lu ho...

Note: Zoon in hokkien means shivering. Sorry to those who doesnt know how to read hokkien hehe..

Ok la....not really funny but last nite when I was toking to Gina about this it is really funny man...heheheh...fucking boliao i know...but wat to do? Have to entertain mahself since no one wants to entertain me...