Ok I've made a fucking blunder in IRC just now. I've got a friend name Diana who uses the nick SaDaKo^ ocassionally and she's a perfectly fine gal, except for being abit aneroxic. Then I've got another friend who's name was Pearlyn who usually uses the nick as AbyssLaDy and she's deaf. Knew this Pearlyn the same time I got to know ah wee and according to wee, this Pearlyn tried to bed me last time after we went for a show together. She did invite me to her apartment after the show and me, being a conservative teochew boy who is strongly against pre marital sex, turned her down. Wee told me many many months after she stop contacting this Mother Earthly person. Me too, lost touch with her until recently, she started showing up in channels I am in as well but I dunno if she know I'm the person she tried to bed in the past. Ok so this is how the blunder go. I tot the SaDaKo^ in the channel was Diana and started talking to her. Little did I know I was walking towards the edge of a cliff...

[00:09] * SaDaKo^ haunts anyone who hurts her
[00:10] anyone> i never did hurt u SaDaKo^
[00:10] SaDaKo^> anyone: I dun mean u
[00:11] anyone> dont lie u fucking girl
[00:11] SaDaKo^> anyone: hMM u unhappy?
[00:11] anyone> oh no
[00:11] anyone> in fact i am pretty happy
[00:11] anyone> its just my usual line
[00:11] SaDaKo^> oh~~~~~
[00:12] anyone> taken from kerpal
[00:12] SaDaKo^> kerpal?
[00:12] anyone> ya kerpal
[00:12] SaDaKo^> who is kerpal?
[00:12] anyone> kerpal is a brilliant guy

I'm sending her the kerpal prank call mp3 at this moment..

[00:14] anyone> listen to it
[00:14] anyone> and u will know wat i meant by kerpal
[00:14] SaDaKo^> I m hearing impaired = (
[00:15] anyone> accept the bloody file you fucking piece of shit
[00:15] SaDaKo^> I said I AM HEARING IMPAIRED!! Understand my grammar or not???
[00:15] Bz^bz^Bz> SaDaKo^ Huh??
[00:16] anyone> but u're not fucking blind rite
[00:16] anyone> u dont need your fingers to accept the file
[00:16] anyone> i mean
[00:16] anyone> you dont need your fucking ears to click the fucking accept buttons
[00:16] SaDaKo^> anyone: I do not accept mp3, songs online cos I m hearing impaired!!!!
[00:17] SaDaKo^> wat the hell!!
[00:17] anyone> wat has accepting the files gotta do with being hearing impaired
[00:17] SaDaKo^> anyone: I SAY I M DEAF! UNDERSTAND OR NOT??
[00:17] anyone> wateverfuck
-> [msg(ns)] whois SaDaKo^

(I'm beginnging to suspect she's not diana and is pearlyn so i try to do a check. Ok, I was fucking right even before confirmation comes in...I'm doomed.)

[00:17] anyone> ok
[00:17] SaDaKo^> anyone: u tot I m lying abt my deafness ah????
[00:17] anyone> ok
[00:18] anyone> no i am
[00:18] anyone> not
[00:18] anyone> i mistaken u fer someone else
[00:18] anyone> hurhur
[00:18] anyone> i tot she kidding wiht me
[00:18] anyone> sorry la!
[00:18] *** SaDaKo^ is now known as ABySsLaDy

(I try to change the topic to get out of the mess...)

[00:18] nichiwa> calm down ABySsLaDy
[00:18] ABySsLaDy> wah kaoz~!~!!~~!
[00:18] anyone> jangan tension
[00:18] anyone> hurhur
[00:18] ABySsLaDy> U tot me who??
[00:18] anyone> i tot u diana
[00:18] ABySsLaDy> oh..
[00:18] anyone> diana aka an-aid aka sadako
[00:18] anyone> cheebye so many sadako around
[00:18] anyone> ok la i am sorry
[00:18] anyone> come
[00:18] ABySsLaDy> oic..
[00:18] ABySsLaDy> haiz
[00:18] anyone> lets kiss and make out

(I reckon I use the wrong way to get out of the mess so before she realised wat I've just said I faster conclude first.)

[00:19] * ABySsLaDy pengz
[00:19] anyone> ok mai sua
[00:19] anyone> u mai one
[00:19] anyone> dont say i never offer
[00:19] ABySsLaDy> errmm can speak english pls?
[00:19] anyone> make out make out
[00:19] anyone> u know
[00:19] anyone> having sex?
[00:20] ABySsLaDy> yeah
[00:20] anyone> ya
[00:20] ABySsLaDy> mai is wat?
[00:20] anyone> i offered and u turn me down
[00:20] Superman_> anyone making out with ABySsLaDy ~
[00:20] anyone> mai is dont want

(Hong ganz leow....she knew it was me afterall~ Anyway Superman_ was Lawrence, a friend of mine who know Pearlyn and Diana as well. So I whisper to him wat the hell was going on...)

[00:20] ABySsLaDy> oh.. anyone.. well can but not here.. LOLz
-> [not(Superman_)] eh i gan zoh she's diana...

(merzdrive was an extra obviously...)

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(Trying to fucking get out of the situation....)

[00:20] anyone> of cos not here la
[00:20] anyone> i ask u to make out and u turn me down
[00:20] anyone> nevermind
[00:20] anyone> its ok
[00:20] anyone> i will take this shame
[00:20] ABySsLaDy> LOLz...
[00:21] anyone> and fade away
[00:21] ABySsLaDy> anyone: make out whhere? hee

(Superman_ aka Lawrence started mocking me via notices which mean only both of us can see.)

[00:21] -Superman_- me too, haha
[00:21] -Superman_- i wanna start suan her liao, heng i zam brakes
-> [not(Superman_)] cheebye she say she deaf and i fuck her ahahahahhahahaha chow cheebye....
-> [not(Superman_)] this is one fucking blunder boy...

(Comfirmation comes in alittle bit late rite...fuck)

[00:22] -NS- ** SaDaKo^ (DevilAngel@ppp40.dyn108.pacific.net.sg) is registered as ABySsLaDy. (authenticated)

(Lawrence continue mocking and this time, aaaii is the extra one...)

[00:22] -Superman_- , yeah i saw, hehehe, but irony is she really is.... but she quite frenly
[00:22] * aaaii any ger can teach me how to play neopets ???

(She seems to be turn on by me! Holy fuck!! But its ok..I'll get mahself out no matter wat...)

[00:22] anyone> its ok u dont have to make me feel better by saying you wanna make out with me..
[00:22] * ABySsLaDy kisses anyone
[00:22] anyone> aww
[00:22] anyone> its ok ABySsLaDy
[00:22] Superman_> hehehe
[00:22] anyone> i am sorry abt just now
[00:22] anyone> i really tot u diana

(Ok I'm slowly getting out of this...)

[00:22] ABySsLaDy> I had to say it so hard!
[00:22] anyone> didnt mean to mock u
[00:23] anyone> ya ya
[00:23] anyone> sorry sorry
[00:23] ABySsLaDy> I even had to yell it out.. sobzzz..
[00:23] anyone> its hard when ns is lagging
[00:23] anyone> u noe

(Just when I tot I got mahself out of it...)

[00:23] ABySsLaDy> anyone: now then u know... kisses

(So I boh bian leow...must use this last stance leow...)

[00:23] anyone> i am gonna lodge complain to cservice
[00:23] anyone> tell them wat a fuck type job they are doing
[00:24] anyone> ok now fer some business
[00:24] * anyone is away, need to shit leow [log:OFF] [page:OFF] [email:anyone@singapore20plus.com] [ICQ:4067939]

I'm telling u guys....I've been to the valley of death and back man!!! By the way, against pre marital sex doesnt mean I wont do it so dont get the wrong picture.