Lets see what can limpeh crap about in this entry.


First of all, I've got something to say about that "ba gua" incident. FUCK LAR!!!!! ITS ONLY 30 FUCKING GRAMS LESS LAR!!! WHATS THE BIG FUCKING DEAL, YOU CHEEBYES!!!! Some people (especially Zingaporeans) are so fucking petty, green-eyed and cannot tahan other people making more money than they themselves that they have to go report to the Matas that they kanna conned 30 grams of "ba gua". YES!!!! THOSE CHEEBYES GO COMPLAIN THAT THEIR BA GUA WEIGHED 30 GRAMS LESSER!!!!! How heavy is "30 grams"? Maybe one AA size battery. Those cheebyes go complain just because of the weight of one AA size battery lesser ba gua. Why can't they give the benefit of doubt that maybe the weighing machine bo calibrate properly? Why can't they give the benefit of doubt that uncle old leow, got 老花眼 so can't see properly? Why must be so particular about that 30 grams? ITS ONLY 30 GRAMS FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! If God also eat ba gua, I dont think He will be bothered that His ba gua is 30 grams lesser cos 30 grams of ba gua also not enuff to fill 1 cubic centimeter of his stomach...DUHZ!!


Sometimes, when vendors wanna do things fast, they might make some small mistakes. Now the thing is, they gave those cheebyes 30 grams lesser and those cheebyes go complain. Then when the vendor give those cheebyes 30 grams more, do you think those cheebyes got return the ba gua to the vendor? NO WHAT!!! THOSE CHEEBYES JUST FUCKING CHEEBYE STUFF IT INTO THEIR CHEEBYE MOUTH WHAT!!!!! I'm so fucking pissed with these cheebyes. Little bit of thing cannot just let go. You can you also come sell ba gua for 68 years by eating 30 grams out of every kg you sell to your customers lar!!


Next, I wanna express my views on this public canning issue. Apparently, there are some parents protesting about their kids being caned infront of the entire school. YOU THINK THE SCHOOL CHIN CHAI CHIN CHAI GIVE YOUR KIDS PUBLIC CANNING MEH!!!!! YOU THINK WANNA TIO PUBLIC CANNING SO EASY MEH???? YOU KNOW HOW BAD YOUR KIDS NEED TO BE IN ORDER TO TIO PUBLIC CANNING OR NOT!!!! AND YOU STILL DARE TO DEFEND YOUR KIDS WHEN THEY KANNA PUBLIC CANNING??? I THINK YOU CHEEBYE PARENTS ALSO NEED TO TIO PUBLIC CANNING THEN YOU KNOW HOW TO TEACH YOUR KIDS PROPERLY, YOU CHEEBYES!!!!!


Why don't you go "tum tia" (探听) how "GOOD" your kids are in school before you make that protest? What if your kids whack the teacher or ask the teacher how is his/her father mother doing? What if next time your kids become teacher and tio whack in school? Will you still defend that kid who whack your teacher kid? Wake up your fucking ideas and get the facts right ok, you fucked up parents....before you fucking point fingers at others, look at how well you bring up your cheebye kids...


Ok...I'm chill...Hmm...come to think of it...could it be the same fucker in both the above mentioned incidents?!??!?! That fucker went home and weigh the ba gua then realise it weighs 30 grams lesser then his/her kid came back and complain kanna caned infront of the whole school so he/she one shot go complain to the channel 8 reporter?!? Very possible leh!!


Whether is it like that or not, we'll never know...but one thing for sure, both of them are pure cheebye kias...

1 week to CNY~ And I bought 3 tins of Julie's Strawberry loveletters yay~ I just love eating those shit~ so ho jiak! jiak~


Lets see what other things are left to be done at home. 7788 leow...only thing left is to find my new clothes (which I bought a year ago for 2005 CNY but didn't get the chance to wear wahahaha~)...dunno where the fuck I chucked them. Ahh...finally passed this stage of cleaning...whatever that is to come now is just eating, eating, and more eating!!!! Maybe a bit of playing bunluck here and there, eat some pizza, kiss some girls, take pictures while kissing them (wonder if that rich camerawoman got her new camera?), win some money and then treat them eat roti prata, mess up someone's new place, etc.


Feel so weird sitting around doing nothing after all those cleaning fer the past few days. Played mahjong at friend's place till 4am this morning. Didn't head to bed straight when I reached home but played solitaire showdown with a friend till 5.30am instead. Am I mad? Of cos not, going to bed is just a dread to me, thats all.


No pictures to post. I need to consult someone before posting that "obnoxious picture" of her being kissed by some fat guy in my blog. Since camerawoman's Miss 5mp is dead and we BARELY meet up (cos she's busy learning mahjong with Jacky Wu, Dodo Cheng blah blah yada yada..) for small talks, hence no pictures for me to post and crap here. I do have something to share with you guys though, and it is this letter from Little Johnny to Santa Claus. I thought it was funny so lemme share this with y'all.



Have you ever wished fer some wonderful things from someone but got some really fucked up things in the end? What were your thoughts at that moment? Feel like asking how is that person's father mother is doing like what Little Johnny wrote to Santa Claus? I can empathise Littly Johnny cos I ever did wanna say that to someone as well hahahaha...

Down with flu...since Monday...


CNY is nearing, other than busy packing and throwing things, I don't feel anything CNY about CNY at all. Arghhh...I just hate it! Hate it hate it hate it...hate the way my nose is feeling right now...and my eyes are itchy...all becos of those fucking dust. Fucking hell....


Supposed to have an enjoyable evening last night but due to this stupid flu, I gotta stay home and do nothing. She's having a sore throat as well...hmm..wonder how is she?


So who is inviting me to their place during CNY? Faster make reservation before limpeh is fully booked. Once booked no cancellation, not even if your grand-aunty give birth or grand-uncle is getting married for the 5th time. If not limpeh confirm + guarantee feature you 1 month in my blog as “阿弹” (or better known as Ah Dua, someone who rubberbands people) so people will know you are a good friend of “听听就好”


UNDERFUCKINGSTAND?


Ok, time to clean more stuffs....fucking hell....

Fuck man...what is going on in my life?


Ok, the problem is, nothing is going on in my life now. Fucked up weekends, fucked up weekdays and fucked up everyday. Why? Cos I've got nothing SPECIAL going on.


Eh...come on leh...inject some excitement in my life leh. I'm sick of doing the same thing over and over and over again.


Monday to Friday, coffee, dinner, pool, more coffee, more dinner and more pool.


Can have something different like go skydiving?


Saturday to Sunday, overnight mahjong, lose money, sleep till 5-6pm, dinner and watch 25 grownups chasing 1 freaking ball.


Can have something different like go bungee diving?


Ranting again. Always rant and rant and rant. Wah lanz...rants oso repeating. Mala wu ya...really so jialat meh? Can have something new?


Chinese New Year is coming zzz...frankly speaking I dont like Chinese New Year. Chinese New Year = lotsa tidying, wiping, throwing, cleaning, arguing to be done.


Duhz...and Spurs went 1 nil down to Liverpool. Fucked up Sunday. Really fucked up.


Oh ya, not everything is as fucked up as the above mentioned. Jojo is coming back yay~ At last, something different amidst the same old boring routines.

Know why I haven't been posting lately? Cos my all time favourite photographer dropped her camera. GOD DAMNIT!!!! No more camerawoman to take pictures for me to post here booohooohooo~ But fret not people, that rich camerawoman is getting a new camera from Sim Lim tomorrow yay~ woooopeeeeee~

Though its always good to have new toys to play with, we shouldn't forget about tat old toy that gave us so many special moment to laugh at ya? Hence, this is a tribute to you, whichever model and brand you are, Miss 5mp camera that died because of someone's clumsiness. I dedicate this entry to you. May you Rust In Peace in someone's drawer. Miss you many many and hope your successor will outshine you many many times and make me look much much slimmer than I really am!

Before we bury Miss whatever brand/model 5mp camera into our memory, lets take one last look at those excellent pictures she gave us.








We will miss you dearly Miss whatever brand/model 5mp camera!! Rust In Peace!!!

Its been a wet wet wet weekend...rained day and night, night and day, during bbq, during mahjong, during zleeping, during dinner, lunch, breakfast, during pangsai, zangzwee, during Luton Town going down to Liverpool 5-3, during Spurs leading 2-0 at half time and go on to lose 3-2 to Leicester City (What's new?) and its raining again now....like that how to sun the clothes? Fucking hell....the worries of a househusband...which is what I am now....

Its quite amazing how girls morph into as they grow older. Happened to see my Jojo online the other day and quite amazed the way she look after she permed her hair. She used to be really cute with her bleached, short, straight hair (and smell really nice too!) but now she's so full of 女人味 with those curly long hair. Her face didn't change much though she did slim down...but regardless how much she changed, she's still that cutie Jojo I adore and miss so much...

Now lets compare the difference hehehehe...

Then.....

That girl on the left is Jojo lor...I'm the one on the right lor...fuck you lar...since when limpeh ever this slim? That one is Danny, owner of Protonbitshi Workshop,
DANNI lll lll ART .



This one then is limpeh...see that Oakley I'm wearing? I lend it to chow curly and that bugger left it in his van then his van kanna kiao by some "bo leong sim + gian png" people and the only "dart lwee" thing in his van was my this Oakley shades so it was the only thing that kanna stolen. Anyway, do we look loving in this picture? Of cos we do~ But the thing was, we weren't even an item during that time wahahahahahahahahaha~ Wondering how I managed to get such a cutie chickadee? Here's the answer.....



Of cos limpeh use force one la...if not mala wu call leng limpeh always kio tio gu lanz? So many gu lanz on the street waiting for me to kio meh? KAI WAN XIAO!! So sometimes, force and brutality is necessary to get what you want. Kidding la...I accidentally tripped over (who was lying on the floor) and fell onto her la~ Then someone quickly took picture of us in that position one la! By the way, please don't show this to Samantha if you know her hahahahaha....


Now.....

Her features didn't change much except that her face is less chubby now...quite amazing how much difference a simple hairdo can do to your whole image. No wonder David Gan tan gao buay lin chu....so 女人 now right? Dunno got chance to rekindle our lost love or not hor? Heh...


So can anyone tell me, whats the moral of this entry?




The moral of this entry is...next time your son wanna become hairdresser, dont think he's some kinda guniang or gay or what and stop him from pursuing his dream...you'll never know when another David Gan will jump out from nowhere again...last time is from Ipoh, maybe this time will come from your house. Hairdo can make someone look so much different hor, ah Gan?