Lets see what can limpeh crap about in this entry.


First of all, I've got something to say about that "ba gua" incident. FUCK LAR!!!!! ITS ONLY 30 FUCKING GRAMS LESS LAR!!! WHATS THE BIG FUCKING DEAL, YOU CHEEBYES!!!! Some people (especially Zingaporeans) are so fucking petty, green-eyed and cannot tahan other people making more money than they themselves that they have to go report to the Matas that they kanna conned 30 grams of "ba gua". YES!!!! THOSE CHEEBYES GO COMPLAIN THAT THEIR BA GUA WEIGHED 30 GRAMS LESSER!!!!! How heavy is "30 grams"? Maybe one AA size battery. Those cheebyes go complain just because of the weight of one AA size battery lesser ba gua. Why can't they give the benefit of doubt that maybe the weighing machine bo calibrate properly? Why can't they give the benefit of doubt that uncle old leow, got 老花眼 so can't see properly? Why must be so particular about that 30 grams? ITS ONLY 30 GRAMS FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! If God also eat ba gua, I dont think He will be bothered that His ba gua is 30 grams lesser cos 30 grams of ba gua also not enuff to fill 1 cubic centimeter of his stomach...DUHZ!!


Sometimes, when vendors wanna do things fast, they might make some small mistakes. Now the thing is, they gave those cheebyes 30 grams lesser and those cheebyes go complain. Then when the vendor give those cheebyes 30 grams more, do you think those cheebyes got return the ba gua to the vendor? NO WHAT!!! THOSE CHEEBYES JUST FUCKING CHEEBYE STUFF IT INTO THEIR CHEEBYE MOUTH WHAT!!!!! I'm so fucking pissed with these cheebyes. Little bit of thing cannot just let go. You can you also come sell ba gua for 68 years by eating 30 grams out of every kg you sell to your customers lar!!


Next, I wanna express my views on this public canning issue. Apparently, there are some parents protesting about their kids being caned infront of the entire school. YOU THINK THE SCHOOL CHIN CHAI CHIN CHAI GIVE YOUR KIDS PUBLIC CANNING MEH!!!!! YOU THINK WANNA TIO PUBLIC CANNING SO EASY MEH???? YOU KNOW HOW BAD YOUR KIDS NEED TO BE IN ORDER TO TIO PUBLIC CANNING OR NOT!!!! AND YOU STILL DARE TO DEFEND YOUR KIDS WHEN THEY KANNA PUBLIC CANNING??? I THINK YOU CHEEBYE PARENTS ALSO NEED TO TIO PUBLIC CANNING THEN YOU KNOW HOW TO TEACH YOUR KIDS PROPERLY, YOU CHEEBYES!!!!!


Why don't you go "tum tia" (探听) how "GOOD" your kids are in school before you make that protest? What if your kids whack the teacher or ask the teacher how is his/her father mother doing? What if next time your kids become teacher and tio whack in school? Will you still defend that kid who whack your teacher kid? Wake up your fucking ideas and get the facts right ok, you fucked up parents....before you fucking point fingers at others, look at how well you bring up your cheebye kids...


Ok...I'm chill...Hmm...come to think of it...could it be the same fucker in both the above mentioned incidents?!??!?! That fucker went home and weigh the ba gua then realise it weighs 30 grams lesser then his/her kid came back and complain kanna caned infront of the whole school so he/she one shot go complain to the channel 8 reporter?!? Very possible leh!!


Whether is it like that or not, we'll never know...but one thing for sure, both of them are pure cheebye kias...